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General Category => Blather and Babble => Topic started by: MsDee on 06 September 2012, 05:40:30 pm
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I once had a posh guy ask me to tickle his ass hole while i gave him a bj, noticed some wetness around my finger only to discover he was having a freaken pooh over my hand the dirty bastard! :-X
Whats the grossest to happen to you?
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Man alive, I can't beat that.
Way back when in the days when I did OWO, I once had a (very) elderly gent pee in my mouth a little bit during a bj - I don't think he had any idea he'd done it, so I just spat it on the duvet cover and carried on like the game girl I am. Fortunately it was an outcall.
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Man alive, I can't beat that.
Way back when in the days when I did OWO, I once had a (very) elderly gent pee in my mouth a little bit during a bj - I don't think he had any idea he'd done it, so I just spat it on the duvet cover and carried on like the game girl I am. Fortunately it was an outcall.
Lordy. That made me die a little inside.
I've got very few tales of woe, though I've seen yellow semen a few times, which I understand to be a sign of gonorrhoea. Nasty discovery when you've just permitted someone to spunk all over you (you don't want that in your eye, that's for sure). :-\
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1 of my first jobs(really)
stuck is finger up his bum and ate his own in front of me..
ive been scarred for life..
im paranoid with anyones bum near me i wont allow guys to be in the 69 poistion with me as im to scared that something like this would happen again...
nothing can be worse personally to happen to me,as im really anti anything to do with poo and sex..
to me there not even in the same zip code..
poo,arse,sex..no it doesnt make sence BBrrrrrrrrr
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I was asked to finger a client,only done it once and never again,as I left I noticed poo under my finger nail.......cannot even bear to think about it now.
No anal,no anal play what so ever,ever!
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I agreed to a facial the other day. When I opened my eyes, I happened to look down and see reddish brown on my chest, and I was wondering what the heck it was. Then I realised it was his semen. And that that crap was all over my face, too. Apparently it was bloody because he'd recently had a prostate biopsy. The doctor warned him. He could've warned me.
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I agreed to a facial the other day. When I opened my eyes, I happened to look down and see reddish brown on my chest, and I was wondering what the heck it was. Then I realised it was his semen. And that that crap was all over my face, too. Apparently it was bloody because he'd recently had a prostate biopsy. The doctor warned him. He could've warned me.
Thats horrible for you! Aww :(
xx
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I was asked to finger a client,only done it once and never again,as I left I noticed poo under my finger nail.......cannot even bear to think about it now.
No anal,no anal play what so ever,ever!
helpful hint: always slide on a condom or a latex glove. fingers stay clean....
finger cots are good too :D
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I agreed to a facial the other day. When I opened my eyes, I happened to look down and see reddish brown on my chest, and I was wondering what the heck it was. Then I realised it was his semen. And that that crap was all over my face, too. Apparently it was bloody because he'd recently had a prostate biopsy. The doctor warned him. He could've warned me.
gak. that's not good at alllll....
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I agreed to a facial the other day. When I opened my eyes, I happened to look down and see reddish brown on my chest, and I was wondering what the heck it was. Then I realised it was his semen. And that that crap was all over my face, too. Apparently it was bloody because he'd recently had a prostate biopsy. The doctor warned him. He could've warned me.
I once had a posh guy ask me to tickle his ass hole while i gave him a bj, noticed some wetness around my finger only to discover he was having a freaken pooh over my hand the dirty bastard! :-X
Whats the grossest to happen to you?
AAAARARRRRRRGGGGGGG! Jesus Christ! Aaaarrrrgggggg! I wouldnt have handeled either of these situations in a gracious way at all. The first one I would have slapped hard! That is just not fucking on! The second, I would have made him eat it! Disgusting creatures!
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just gross! i hate poo! iv fisted a couple of guys and one was very close to fully shitting everywhere!
i hate spitters but they have become a standard in young lads.
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oh......my......god :o
why did I read this thread...why.. :-X :-X :-X
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Thank god its been hours since I ate!! x
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hello
i think most of the sick stuff is involving poop n mens ability not to wipe there arses correctly.
it fine a man washing his dick but when they leave shit stains over the bed they obv not washed.......i had 1 last week in a hotel .he even took a shower (2 min shower & was still dirty) i had to leave as felt queasy.the thought stsyed with me all night.........then there was a time i had client, who had blood shoot out over my body n over the room when i was giving a hand job! i freaked out he did too.....apt he was in poor health.
i hate blood n pooh, gross stuff doeant happen often but when it does :FF :o it makes u want to retire.
gemma xx
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Long time ago, I met a guy who had the worst breath ever, absolutely rotten... Makes me gag to this day, just thinking about it.
I was mortified, but being still very new and totally embarrassed by the whole situation, I didn't mention it. Luckily, he only stayed for 30min, but every single time he opened his mouth to say something to me, I had to turn my head away. Obviously no kissing, or reverse oral. He did try to suck on my breasts, and I had to scrub them in the shower right after he left, they stank! In fact, the whole room was filled with the revolting odour to the point that when my friend walked in a few minutes later, she said "oh my god, what is that smell!!" Can't believe I managed to stop myself from throwing up :-X
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mens ability not to wipe there arses correctly.
that I have to say, is the biggest complaint I have. I have seen so many little balls of shitty caked fluff stuck in guys ass cracks I'm starting to wonder if anyone teaches their boy children how to properly wipe their asses after a poo. It makes me slightly ill. and when I'm massaging, I can often smell a whiff of it. Bidets, people. or a little hose that attaches to the toilet pipes like every single toilet in south east asia... give it a PROPER WASH.
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mens ability not to wipe there arses correctly.
that I have to say, is the biggest complaint I have. I have seen so many little balls of shitty caked fluff stuck in guys ass cracks I'm starting to wonder if anyone teaches their boy children how to properly wipe their asses after a poo. It makes me slightly ill. and when I'm massaging, I can often smell a whiff of it. Bidets, people. or a little hose that attaches to the toilet pipes like every single toilet in south east asia... give it a PROPER WASH.
I encountered this the first time I went to Ireland. I was so shocked. Then I went into th country side of the country, and sweet Jesus! But the worse thing I encountered was even after sending one gent into the bathroom to wash his cocks, he returned with a nicely washed cock on the outside, forgetting to pull the foreskin back. A French frommageiere had nothing On his cock for funky smell, and the variety of smelly cheese inhabiting the inner recesses of his cock.
I marched his ass into the bath filled the sink with warm water, and gave a detailed lesson on washing his cock.
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The thing is I always wear a condom over the finger but he just wanted a tickle on the outside that was when he shat on my finger the dirty bastard.
But ladies I have to admit what is with the shit stains? Even without anal play you find skid marks. Also I hate it when you ask them to shower before an intense play you find pooh in your shower afterwards, no shame he did not even try and wash it down the drain left it for me to do. Makes me cringe.
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oh,
i saw a guy once who had really tight foreskin (always a bad sign for hygiene!) and i detered from giving him head as his pubes smelt like piss so just did a handjob....
:-X << me trying not to puke
slowly but steadily little 'flakes' of congealed smeg started surfacing from under his foreskin....
omg, i literally gagged so hard, i still grimace to this day.
cim? he asked.....lol....no iv stopped doing that now! lol
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This is going to make you girls gag...
When I had been in the industry about 2 years i saw a guy who was a regular but had a really tight foreskin so as i was giving him oral and he asked me to suck harder i kinda electroluxed his cheesering that had probably been there for quite a few months. All I could feel was hard lumpy stuff in my mouth, when i spat it out i nearly threw up. He just went "you alright" did not apologise or anything. :-X
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This is going to make you girls gag...
gag? I almost threw up my lunch. ???
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There had been kissing and I thought there was something odd.
Then he starts talking about his Bulimia nervosa and how the last purge had happened before I arrived.
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There had been kissing and I thought there was something odd.
Then he starts talking about his Bulimia nervosa and how the last purge had happened before I arrived.
Oh lovely he could have brushed his teeth :-X but I guess he likes sharing his lunch.
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This is tame in comparison to all your revelations but it really pissed me off at the time!
I always leave out shower gel, a towel and of course a bottle of handwash soap.
The guy in question went up to use the bathroom before the booking, he was nice and clean and the booking went fine.
It was only when I went upstairs after he'd left, to have a shower that I noticed to my disgust that he'd used my personal bar of Simple soap to wash his nob with. He hadn't just soaped up and used his hands tho'... Oh no... He'd obviously used the soap to scrub around his hairy balls, leaving my soap looking like it'd had a pubic hair transplant. Eugh!! :o
I hide my soap now... Dirty fucker!
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I was asked to finger a client,only done it once and never again,as I left I noticed poo under my finger nail.......cannot even bear to think about it now.
No anal,no anal play what so ever,ever!
Any anal play I use latex gloves for protection.
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A few days ago a client blocked my toilet with toilet roll after a number two. I was left unblocking cringing bad. It was almost my worse nightmare ever.
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I was scratching my head as I've been very lucky so far by the looks of things, then I remembered the guy who wanted anal play but didn't tell me directly, just kept trying to hint before finally saying he actually loved it, I don't care, it aint my bag!!! So he put up and shut up, ended the meeting fine and off he was on his way. I went to the bathroom to get freshened up to find a piece of loo roll he'd clearly used to clean his arsehole, on the floor!!!! :-X It's not as if I have a huge bathroom and it was on the floor bang in the middle of the toilet and the bin!!!
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This is going to make you girls gag...
When I had been in the industry about 2 years i saw a guy who was a regular but had a really tight foreskin so as i was giving him oral and he asked me to suck harder i kinda electroluxed his cheesering that had probably been there for quite a few months. All I could feel was hard lumpy stuff in my mouth, when i spat it out i nearly threw up. He just went "you alright" did not apologise or anything. :-X
OH. . . . . . . . MY . . . . . . . . GOD :-X :-X :-X :-X
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:-X at these stories. My worst involves poo as well...
I'd just come back from a couple of weeks off (to recharge my frazzled batteries) and my first client left 3 lots of skidmarks on my duvet cover. They were so bad that they went through the cover, through the second cover I use as extra protection, and onto the actual duvet. For the next hour all I could mutter to myself was "dirty fucker!" whilst considering taking another 2 weeks off :'(.
I've got a regular who always leaves little faint ones yet last time I saw him I mentioned this dirty client and he explained how rigorously he washes his arsehole before meeting me ???. I can't figure out what it it with anal leakage FFS! I mean I've never left a skid mark, ever, and I've never dated a man who has either.
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:-X at these stories. My worst involves poo as well...
I'd just come back from a couple of weeks off (to recharge my frazzled batteries) and my first client left 3 lots of skidmarks on my duvet cover. They were so bad that they went through the cover, through the second cover I use as extra protection, and onto the actual duvet. For the next hour all I could mutter to myself was "dirty fucker!" whilst considering taking another 2 weeks off :'(.
I've got a regular who always leaves little faint ones yet last time I saw him I mentioned this dirty client and he explained how rigorously he washes his arsehole before meeting me ???. I can't figure out what it it with anal leakage FFS! I mean I've never left a skid mark, ever, and I've never dated a man who has either.
This thread has become a bit like a train wreck. You shouldn't look, but you do anyway. It scares me to open this thread, but I can't help myself. :-[
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you poor ladies how vile, ...( maybe ill give breakfast a miss this morning) ! apart from the guy leaving shit on my sofa that one time and ejaculate in my mouth which nearly made me puke when id asked him not to ejaculate in my mouth .. had a strong whisky after that one.
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Fuck sake! Yuck! What did u do? Horrid moron
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It was only when I went upstairs after he'd left, to have a shower that I noticed to my disgust that he'd used my personal bar of Simple soap to wash his nob with. He hadn't just soaped up and used his hands tho'... Oh no... He'd obviously used the soap to scrub around his hairy balls, leaving my soap looking like it'd had a pubic hair transplant. Eugh!! :o
I hide my soap now... Dirty fucker!
Once after a booking with an absolutely horrible guy I realised that he'd washed his cheesy, stinking knob with my face cloth that I left on the towel rail to dry (and completely forgotten about removing it from the bathroom before the booking like I normally would). And he did it despite the fact that when showing him to the bathroom, I actually told him "here's a fresh towel for you" and pointed to HIS TOWEL with my hand!
I've had guys use my conditioner instead of shower gel before, I can deal with them making a mess, using my deodorant etc., but that's just crossing the line big time. For that reason, I now make sure that there is nothing in the bathroom but a towel, shower gel and mouthwash.
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It was only when I went upstairs after he'd left, to have a shower that I noticed to my disgust that he'd used my personal bar of Simple soap to wash his nob with. He hadn't just soaped up and used his hands tho'... Oh no... He'd obviously used the soap to scrub around his hairy balls, leaving my soap looking like it'd had a pubic hair transplant. Eugh!! :o
I hide my soap now... Dirty fucker!
Once after a booking with an absolutely horrible guy I realised that he'd washed his cheesy, stinking knob with my face cloth that I left on the towel rail to dry (and completely forgotten about removing it from the bathroom before the booking like I normally would). And he did it despite the fact that when showing him to the bathroom, I actually told him "here's a fresh towel for you" and pointed to HIS TOWEL with my hand!
I've had guys use my conditioner instead of shower gel before, I can deal with them making a mess, using my deodorant etc., but that's just crossing the line big time. For that reason, I now make sure that there is nothing in the bathroom but a towel, shower gel and mouthwash.
Ewww....just wondered if you ladies ever get your own back and let a couple of blokes use the same towel to dry on..lol...
My last two partners have been super clean, one even used to use the loo like we do to have a wee as he was considerate and they both washed their willys mostly when they had a wee and ALWAYS before sex so I find most clients idea of personal hygiene totally yukky...
I once had a client who's breath smelt of pooh and that was an overnight...I considered running away in the night (and leaving some of the fee)to an ex client who I was dating who lived in the same city.....totally awful
B x
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My last two partners have been super clean, one even used to use the loo like we do to have a wee as he was considerate
my boyfriend does that too, it's so funny ;D
As for clients' bad breath, see my first post in this thread, I gag when I think about it :(
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one even used to use the loo like we do to have a wee as he was considerate
As in sat down, rather than risking sprinkling everywhere?
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That makes a refreshing change ilovedots, what a gent to sit down and that breath must have been well foul and yes Xw5 I meant sitting down, lol
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Once after a booking with an absolutely horrible guy I realised that he'd washed his cheesy, stinking knob with my face cloth that I left on the towel rail to dry (and completely forgotten about removing it from the bathroom before the booking like I normally would). And he did it despite the fact that when showing him to the bathroom, I actually told him "here's a fresh towel for you" and pointed to HIS TOWEL with my hand!
Like they begrudge the money they're paying us, so they get a kick out of playing these dirty tricks :FF
Ewww....just wondered if you ladies ever get your own back and let a couple of blokes use the same towel to dry on..lol...
And the answer to this question is .... guess ;D
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Okay, this one really made me consider quitting, had to cut my tour short and go home to recover from the grossness of it! Client arrived wanting to play doctors, all fine, then asked for rimming, as I don't do this I suggested anal play (with gloves). As I lubed up his ass I noticed what seemed to be a few tiny slivers of toilet paper stuck to his anus. On closer inspection said slivers turned out to be WORMS!!! Chap was actually crawling with threadworms...............To make it worse he seemed unconcerned that he was infected and after I chucked him out he tried to book me again a week later....It takes at least two weeks to be treated for these things................I'm so so glad I don't do any licking of bum holes....the thought still makes me cringe! Just the worst, ever. :-X
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Okay, this one really made me consider quitting, had to cut my tour short and go home to recover from the grossness of it! Client arrived wanting to play doctors, all fine, then asked for rimming, as I don't do this I suggested anal play (with gloves). As I lubed up his ass I noticed what seemed to be a few tiny slivers of toilet paper stuck to his anus. On closer inspection said slivers turned out to be WORMS!!! Chap was actually crawling with threadworms...............To make it worse he seemed unconcerned that he was infected and after I chucked him out he tried to book me again a week later....It takes at least two weeks to be treated for these things................I'm so so glad I don't do any licking of bum holes....the thought still makes me cringe! Just the worst, ever. :-X
Honeypie, this gets my vote as the worst experience amidst a sea of bile breathed, shitty arsed, turd squeezing events.
Janie xx
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Urgh, worms, that's disgusting (not that everything else isn't, mind! All pretty rank! Worst I ever had was a few skidmarks on the bedding). Not like you don't know you have worms! Urgh, just ugh.
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I'll take it away from poo for a bit - but just as gross.
I always have my nails fairly long and painted, whether they be fake or Au natural, so alot of guys ask me to scratch their backs (in a sexual way, not just coz they have an itch!).
I've taken the heads off a few spots in my time, which I can handle but 1 guy had a boil on his back, never warned me about it, and as we were kissing I dug my nails in and run them down his back. I caught it and it burst everywhere - slimy smelly green and yellow puss - just seemed to explode. The smell was awful. The only way I can describe it is rotten flesh :-X All over my sheets. I obliged in helping clean it up off his back. Don't know how I didn't throw up at this point.
He just wanted to carry on like nothing had happened whereas I wanted to go throw up with the smell and get the nail brush out and scrub :-X
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After reading this maybe i should invest in a medical clinical trolley with gloves and disenfectant etc for the possible surgical case or bowel inspection!
masks and bandages. what do you think sounds like we all need one !!!
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After reading this maybe i should invest in a medical clinical trolley with gloves and disenfectant etc for the possible surgical case or bowel inspection!
masks and bandages. what do you think sounds like we all need one !!!
I reckon you should set up a website selling 'first aid 4 WG's' kits, you'd make billions ;D
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After reading this maybe i should invest in a medical clinical trolley with gloves and disenfectant etc for the possible surgical case or bowel inspection!
masks and bandages. what do you think sounds like we all need one !!!
I think hazmat suits are in order, hibiscrub, anti radiation spray, and a good steaming just to let them in the door.
EEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!
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After reading this maybe i should invest in a medical clinical trolley with gloves and disenfectant etc for the possible surgical case or bowel inspection!
masks and bandages. what do you think sounds like we all need one !!!
I think hazmat suits are in order, hibiscrub, anti radiation spray, and a good steaming just to let them in the door.
EEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!
I hope to god that all the dirty bastards out there are reading this and crying ;D
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fuck, this thread is making me feel ILL.
the worst so far in terms of skin is a guy that came in for a massage with very bad back acne and little boils/infected oil glands. Massaging that put me off for the day. I wanted to offer him an asprin mask for his back.
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After reading this maybe i should invest in a medical clinical trolley with gloves and disenfectant etc for the possible surgical case or bowel inspection!
masks and bandages. what do you think sounds like we all need one !!!
I think hazmat suits are in order, hibiscrub, anti radiation spray, and a good steaming just to let them in the door.
EEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!
I hope to god that all the dirty bastards out there are reading this and crying ;D
You are assuming that those reading are self aware enough to realise that we are talking to them.
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After reading this maybe i should invest in a medical clinical trolley with gloves and disenfectant etc for the possible surgical case or bowel inspection!
masks and bandages. what do you think sounds like we all need one !!!
I think hazmat suits are in order, hibiscrub, anti radiation spray, and a good steaming just to let them in the door.
EEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!
I hope to god that all the dirty bastards out there are reading this and crying ;D
You are assuming that those reading are self aware enough to realise that we are talking to them.
I am just daydreaming ;)
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After reading this maybe i should invest in a medical clinical trolley with gloves and disenfectant etc for the possible surgical case or bowel inspection!
masks and bandages. what do you think sounds like we all need one !!!
I think hazmat suits are in order, hibiscrub, anti radiation spray, and a good steaming just to let them in the door.
EEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!
I hope to god that all the dirty bastards out there are reading this and crying ;D
You are assuming that those reading are self aware enough to realise that we are talking to them.
I am just daydreaming ;)
Not to worry, the next dirty bum through the door will bring you right back to earth. :D
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Can't stand poo OMG. Things we do for money. This has happened to be once but I have started using condoms on my finger lol
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I reckon you should set up a website selling 'first aid 4 WG's' kits, you'd make billions
Now thats an idea thanks ;)
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Well one client farted on my face whilst I was giving him a blow job on an outcall in a nigce 5* hotel and it really smelled awful and I stopped and never gave him a blowjob again that night. Just couldn't wait to go home lol x
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Okay, this one really made me consider quitting, had to cut my tour short and go home to recover from the grossness of it! Client arrived wanting to play doctors, all fine, then asked for rimming, as I don't do this I suggested anal play (with gloves). As I lubed up his ass I noticed what seemed to be a few tiny slivers of toilet paper stuck to his anus. On closer inspection said slivers turned out to be WORMS!!! Chap was actually crawling with threadworms...............To make it worse he seemed unconcerned that he was infected and after I chucked him out he tried to book me again a week later....It takes at least two weeks to be treated for these things................I'm so so glad I don't do any licking of bum holes....the thought still makes me cringe! Just the worst, ever. :-X
In all the things ive seen and experienced..this is THE WORST!
if this happened to me would be like a nightmare..
that is absoulutly vile..what a disgusting man..he must of known he must of!!
he would of felt and been ittchy...
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Well one client farted on my face whilst I was giving him a blow job on an outcall in a nigce 5* hotel and it really smelled awful and I stopped and never gave him a blowjob again that night. Just couldn't wait to go home lol x
URRRRRRRGHHHH!! I would have puked I think!
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Okay, this one really made me consider quitting, had to cut my tour short and go home to recover from the grossness of it! Client arrived wanting to play doctors, all fine, then asked for rimming, as I don't do this I suggested anal play (with gloves). As I lubed up his ass I noticed what seemed to be a few tiny slivers of toilet paper stuck to his anus. On closer inspection said slivers turned out to be WORMS!!! Chap was actually crawling with threadworms...............To make it worse he seemed unconcerned that he was infected and after I chucked him out he tried to book me again a week later....It takes at least two weeks to be treated for these things................I'm so so glad I don't do any licking of bum holes....the thought still makes me cringe! Just the worst, ever. :-X
In all the things ive seen and experienced..this is THE WORST!
if this happened to me would be like a nightmare..
that is absoulutly vile..what a disgusting man..he must of known he must of!!
he would of felt and been ittchy...
The worst bit was that he was completely unconcerned! He must have known! And he tried to book me again WITHOUT GETTING TREATED! I emailed him the link to the nhs heath page on threadworms....and told him he was a heath risk and should under no circumstances be having sex with ANYONE! ming ming ming ming ming!
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i think the worst thing that has happened to me so far was when using a strap on. the client was very excited and had finished. he asked me to take out the strap on very slowly with a funny smile on his face. When i pulled it out he had projectile diahreah spraying all over me. he laughed and thought this was funny.
I was working in a massage parlour at the time and hit my emergency button to the receptionist and told her what happened. she sent a runner (cleaner) straight to me with cleaning products and clean bedding. Apparantly this client had done this with alot of girls so he was made to clean it all up. They should have told me though as i would have refused this client.
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i think the worst thing that has happened to me so far was when using a strap on. the client was very excited and had finished. he asked me to take out the strap on very slowly with a funny smile on his face. When i pulled it out he had projectile diahreah spraying all over me. he laughed and thought this was funny.
I was working in a massage parlour at the time and hit my emergency button to the receptionist and told her what happened. she sent a runner (cleaner) straight to me with cleaning products and clean bedding. Apparantly this client had done this with alot of girls so he was made to clean it all up. They should have told me though as i would have refused this client.
that is absoloutely disgusting, what a vile horrid man
id have to try really hard not to punch the client in the face if he did that, this thread further reminds me why I never ever go anywhere near a clients backside
xx
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The worming is the worst. Make me feel ill and feel like vomiting.
Thanks God. All my clients so far are nice and have no skin problem. There is no way I will touch their assholes.
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Can't stand poo OMG. Things we do for money. This has happened to be once but I have started using condoms on my finger lol
Condoms is good as well as latex gloves for more movement.
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i think the worst thing that has happened to me so far was when using a strap on. the client was very excited and had finished. he asked me to take out the strap on very slowly with a funny smile on his face. When i pulled it out he had projectile diahreah spraying all over me. he laughed and thought this was funny.
I was working in a massage parlour at the time and hit my emergency button to the receptionist and told her what happened. she sent a runner (cleaner) straight to me with cleaning products and clean bedding. Apparantly this client had done this with alot of girls so he was made to clean it all up. They should have told me though as i would have refused this client.
Oh.My.God.
The poor cleaner would have had to clean up my vomit too, that would have guaranteed projectile vomiting from me.
I've suddenly gone off my wine. :-X
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Urgh. Worms and projectile shitting... I'm glad I wasn't eating when I read this post! You poor ladies xxxx
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OMG! That beats my doctor wormy hands down....poor poor you! I'd have kicked of big time if a parlour had allowed me to see a guy who'd done that to another girl! Terrible conduct! Are they not at all concerned with health and safety, and the emotional fallout from this too? I hope you gave them a mouthful..............
Love Kinkygirl
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i think the worst thing that has happened to me so far was when using a strap on. the client was very excited and had finished. he asked me to take out the strap on very slowly with a funny smile on his face. When i pulled it out he had projectile diahreah spraying all over me. he laughed and thought this was funny.
I was working in a massage parlour at the time and hit my emergency button to the receptionist and told her what happened. she sent a runner (cleaner) straight to me with cleaning products and clean bedding. Apparantly this client had done this with alot of girls so he was made to clean it all up. They should have told me though as i would have refused this client.
There isn't a lot that shocks me any more. Offering things as strap on and when I pro dommed I used to offer needle play, so a little poo on the end of the dildo or blood from piercing skin were just part of the course, but what you went through Samantha is pretty disgusting and if he'd done something like that to me, I'd have probably rubbed his face in it. The thought of it. EWWWWW!
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I was asked to finger a client,only done it once and never again,as I left I noticed poo under my finger nail.......cannot even bear to think about it now.
No anal,no anal play what so ever,ever!
Oh no :) I hate anything "poo" related. I will do anal play but only with a Condom on the finger !!
I once had a guy want fucking - hard - with a BIG dildo .......... I was unsure as id only done guys with my small "slim jim" strap on b4. . . . He assured me he would be fine as he " had seen a lot of well hung TVs and had douched too" . . . OK i thought , anyway when i pulled it out it was covered in stinky runny poo , and a load of poo also fell out onto the bed
( thankfully the bed had an old towel on "just in case" - Put me right off strap on for a LONG time. . . I wil only use the small one now!)
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i hate spitters but they have become a standard in young lads.
Hmm , i blame porn !! One of the reasons i prefer the over 40 crowd!
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i think the worst thing that has happened to me so far was when using a strap on. the client was very excited and had finished. he asked me to take out the strap on very slowly with a funny smile on his face. When i pulled it out he had projectile diahreah spraying all over me. he laughed and thought this was funny.
I was working in a massage parlour at the time and hit my emergency button to the receptionist and told her what happened. she sent a runner (cleaner) straight to me with cleaning products and clean bedding. Apparantly this client had done this with alot of girls so he was made to clean it all up. They should have told me though as i would have refused this client.
Why the hell did they let him back into the parlour? - good question!
Similar to what happend to my strap on guy , but at least he was very apologetic/embarrassed and did clean it up himself. I have to say that if he'd of acted as your guy did , i may have lost it a little bit
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I had an elderly client yesterday, when he came it was just blood :-X
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I had an elderly client yesterday, when he came it was just blood :-X
That doesn't sound good at all.
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I had an elderly client yesterday, when he came it was just blood :-X
That doesn't sound good at all.
Neither do I but apparently his doctor says it is fine, but he was all shaky afterwards, gave me a real scare. Plus I think I turned green :-X
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I had an elderly client yesterday, when he came it was just blood :-X
Is anyone who offers CIM, like me, utterly traumatised after reading this?
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I had an elderly client yesterday, when he came it was just blood :-X
Is anyone who offers CIM, like me, utterly traumatised after reading this?
O yeah thank god I dont offer it anymore or OWO trust me it was the first time in ages I was sooooo relieved.
You girls think that is ick, one of my ex clients in London a rich jewish guy one day asked me to finger his tuchis. I just tickled the outside the next thing i felt wet all over my fingers, he poo'd over my hand the dirty bastard.
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I had an elderly client yesterday, when he came it was just blood :-X
Is anyone who offers CIM, like me, utterly traumatised after reading this?
O yeah thank god I dont offer it anymore or OWO trust me it was the first time in ages I was sooooo relieved.
You girls think that is ick, one of my ex clients in London a rich jewish guy one day asked me to finger his tuchis. I just tickled the outside the next thing i felt wet all over my fingers, he poo'd over my hand the dirty bastard.
I had one bleed the nasty guy, so then rushed down to the gum clinic. Every thing came back clear 'phew'. He wasn't old, instead had bad learning difficulties. So now they have a check list to pass prior.
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I had an elderly client yesterday, when he came it was just blood :-X
Is anyone who offers CIM, like me, utterly traumatised after reading this?
lol that would be a sight for sore eyes!
A lot the stories seem to revolve excrement!!! Men need to get their act together. How can someone not know they are dirty behind...Maybe most think it's normal ::)
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I offer OWO, CIM, rimming.. The lot! After reading this, not so sure.. Definitely gonna clamp down on ass stuff at least...
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I offer OWO, CIM, rimming.. The lot! After reading this, not so sure.. Definitely gonna clamp down on ass stuff at least...
Yep, its not worth thinking about what you could be getting in your mouth ..... not just sti's/infections, how would you feel if you got a mouthful of blood, worse still, what about the guys who have that horrible lumpy cum. :-X :-X
Ill stick with being safe in all departments ROFL.
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This thread is morbidly fascinating!
It only took one guy with that thick vile tasting Cum to put me off the act completely and now I am amazed that I happily swallowed ( without them asking ) when I was a newbie.
Seeing poo on the condom-covered strapon is a real turn off and I try to whip it out/whip off the condom with wipes and throw them in my nappy bag without even looking.
What about when the guy is pumping away like there's no tomorrow and his sweat starts to drop all over your face.. :-X
Also, I used to see a guy who had a habit of (mis?)aiming at my eyes when he came and twice I had cum stuck to my contact lense >:(
It led to a sore red eye but ( thankfully ) nothing worse.
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Yep, its not worth thinking about what you could be getting in your mouth ..... not just sti's/infections, how would you feel if you got a mouthful of blood, worse still, what about the guys who have that horrible lumpy cum. :-X :-X
Ill stick with being safe in all departments ROFL.
HAHA exactly! I know it should be the STIs that are the real reason for not doing it, but the gross factor outweighs every time! Although I've never experienced blood, or lumpy cum, it is the law of averages that it will definitely happen if I carry on :-X
And yes sweat is super gross! Especially when they're blatantly aware of it! Some actually apologize but still carry on and at that point I just think 'He must be close and if I bitch about it, I reckon it'd set him way back'.. So I just grin and bear the sweaty showers.. :-\
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It only took one guy with that thick vile tasting Cum to put me off the act completely and now I am amazed that I happily swallowed ( without them asking ) when I was a newbie.
Me too - Swallowing is strictly "at discretion" now. . . really put me off
Seeing poo on the condom-covered strapon is a real turn off and I try to whip it out/whip off the condom with wipes and throw them in my nappy bag without even looking.
Yep , "me too" again ...big turn off ! Ive got the "whip it off into a babywipe then nappy bag without looking or touching it " down to fine art now also :)
Yes this thread is morbidly fascinating ! I cant help returning to it ,and the how not to book an escort/get a webcammer to do what you want threads also for the same reason. . .although those threads are so long that ive been ploughing through them at a couple of pages a day- Good stuff. very entertaining and it does help after a day of timewasters/pricks that "im not alone here"
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I recall a app when i was a newbie ...we had 2 gross otu incidents in 1 horrid half hour.
First the strap on's condom came out covered in stinky poo , second his come was full of blood!
thank God i didnt do OWO/CIM with him. He'd come on my hand , when he came the strap-on sort of shot out of his arse , poo n bloody spunk , FOUL.... a frantic clean up ,. where i didnt know which gross bit to clean first ..... he seemed unconcerned that he had blood in his semen and didnt offer to help clean up hsi mess ( i know thats our job ...but ......yuk!! )
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Eww! I'm never offering any kind of anal play after reading this!
The only gross thing that ever happens to me is during sex when the man gets all sweaty and it starts dripping off him and running down me/into my hair, a little bit is to be expected but with some men it's like I'm going to drown in it! :(
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I am regularly asked if I will shit in my client's mouths.
Needless to say, I decline.
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This thread has made some laughable but gross bedtime reading material.
I'm hoping the client I'm meeting tomorrow doesn't get his strap on out now else I think with worms and poo in mind I may have to make a quick exit!
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hahaha i laughed at the worms story..grossed at the lumps as I saw on tv that those with tight foreskin never clean that and I actually saw what the doctor took out of that...omg:(((( sorry for the lady that had that. huuuugggg..all the shit and strapons stories, i am so used to them..but because I do domination, I tell them off if their bums arent clean I always have them on their knees and punish them for dirty arses when they come to see Mistress or any other lady for that matter...they do come back...you see...in the normal gfe bookings I am not bold to say things, but in the domination ones...god help them hehe
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It only took one guy with that thick vile tasting Cum to put me off the act completely and now I am amazed that I happily swallowed ( without them asking ) when I was a newbie.
Me too - Swallowing is strictly "at discretion" now. . . really put me off
I never swallow..I think it is the same as barebacking...because the semen can be full of diseases. plus i hate the taste of it...
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I want to die. I cannot believe this SHIT!
OMG. Lost for words I am really.
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It only took one guy with that thick vile tasting Cum to put me off the act completely and now I am amazed that I happily swallowed ( without them asking ) when I was a newbie.
Me too - Swallowing is strictly "at discretion" now. . . really put me off
I never swallow..I think it is the same as barebacking...because the semen can be full of diseases. plus i hate the taste of it...
I feel rude spitting (still quite new) I thought once it reached your stomach acid it killed any germs and stis can be caught in the mouth from OWO even with spitting... is this right? may be a dumb question sorry if so! x
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It only took one guy with that thick vile tasting Cum to put me off the act completely and now I am amazed that I happily swallowed ( without them asking ) when I was a newbie.
Me too - Swallowing is strictly "at discretion" now. . . really put me off
I never swallow..I think it is the same as barebacking...because the semen can be full of diseases. plus i hate the taste of it...
I feel rude spitting (still quite new) I thought once it reached your stomach acid it killed any germs and stis can be caught in the mouth from OWO even with spitting... is this right? may be a dumb question sorry if so! x
I am very sloppy and I just let it drip out of my mouth and it isn't rude to spit..it's not like we are in a relationship with the clients..
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OMG!!!! I have avoided this thread as I thought it would be filled with horrid client stories and I dont like to read or see them but I did not expect this.
Never in my life have I felt so much like throwing up by reading something online.
I thought the guy I saw who wanted owo and rimming was bad enough as he had thick green cheese, yes green as it was that stale and smelly round his knob and toilet paper with a lump of shit on it hanging out his bum all this after a shower I will add but that is tame compared with some of these stories.
This thread had made me take all forms of anal play and CIM off my profile as just the thought now makes me cringe
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I never swallow..I think it is the same as barebacking...because the semen can be full of diseases. plus i hate the taste of it...
I feel rude spitting (still quite new) I thought once it reached your stomach acid it killed any germs and stis can be caught in the mouth from OWO even with spitting... is this right? may be a dumb question sorry if so! x
I am very sloppy and I just let it drip out of my mouth and it isn't rude to spit..it's not like we are in a relationship with the clients..
errr...... Its funny when the ill informed of this world want to pass judgement on others !!
you say swallowing is as "bad as barebacking" , but then say you let cum drip out of your mouth ? You should already knwo this from the GUM clinic , but faffing about with it in your mouth and dribbling it out , you as just as at risk as "swallling that is as bad as bareback" ( as you put it ) .
Charlie is correct - the stomach acid will kill any STI . STI germs passed from OWO come in through the mouth/gums/throat ....... So if your doing OWO your taking a risk , swallow or no swallow. ...... Its a bit rich to quote me and liken me to a barebacker - thanks for that !! :D
As i said , have a chat with the GUM nurses and educate yourself a bit before passing judgement on others , when you are doing the same thing ?!!?
IMO , owo is a slight risk of which im aware of . I minimise the risk by not doing it when ive been dentist ect , and at my discretion. I took swallowing off my ad a few weeks ago as its been so long since i swallowed its better not to offer .......I spit it discreetly out into a wipe , with my back turned to the client doesnt take offence at this....... Also you should know to NOT brush your teeth straight after ( STD risk ) , rinse with mouthwash or water
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I thought the guy I saw who wanted owo and rimming was bad enough as he had thick green cheese, yes green as it was that stale and smelly round his knob and toilet paper with a lump of shit on it hanging out his bum all this after a shower I will add but that is tame compared with some of these stories.
Eeeekk !! Thats pretty bad !! Green cheese .
if your Ok doing those things with people who know how to wash right then you could still offer them. . . Up to you of course , but dont let a few smellies ruin it for decent clean clients........... I know its not easy but its your right to refuse if they cannot be clean ..... i still do the strap on ect , but they get the spanish inquistion on "have you douched" first .....if they havent - then no bum fun
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I always ask if they have douched first before anal play and it is suprising how many say yes and havent. A lot of guys actually think anal douching just means washing their bum hole in the shower :FF :FF. SO now when they email about a booking I send a link to show them how to do it properly
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You know, I don't often get bad days at the 'office' but this is definitely one of them.... First off that weirdo creep (On the warnings page now, if you're interested..) then charmer number two who comes in, has a wash, goes upstairs to my beautiful room with cream carpets then SPITS his chewing gum out on the floor!!
"Er, what the hell are you doing? Spitting on the floor? Would you do that in your own house, huh? Go and clean that up now.'
Followed by much apologising, but really?? Spitting chewing gum out?
Tell you what, I am having a drink tonight, girls. I deserve it! x
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That's why not to have expensive things in the service room. I always ask the guys to stand while wiping over the wooden floor which is easier to clean. Had chewing gum found on the floor before no probs. I just get on with my day or can get annoyed hurting myself only.
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. Had chewing gum found on the floor before no probs.
Eugh you found it on the floor before? Oh my god, I have NEVER come across this before! Absolutely vile thing to do.
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Yuck! What animals!!! You have to wonder how they were brought up to think that is acceptable! I thought the guy who I saw earlier was bad when he asked if he could throw his chewing gum down the toilet!!!! What??? No there's a bin right next to you, use that! ::)
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Yuck! What animals!!! You have to wonder how they were brought up to think that is acceptable! I thought the guy who I saw earlier was bad when he asked if he could throw his chewing gum down the toilet!!!! What??? No there's a bin right next to you, use that! ::)
Indeed! You have to wonder with some of them ey? I can't even bear to drop one little bit on the outside floor, let alone in someone's lovely bedroom!
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OMG thats disgusting!
anywho I worked for a upholstery cleanning firm for a few years many moons back, the only way to remove chewing gum from carpets is put ice on it to freeze it then use a spoon x
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I once had a guy think it was appropriate to turn around and jizz all over my carpet. It was after 30 mins into a 60 min meeting and I turfed him out after scolding him.
It's like do they do that in their own houses or is it just because it's a hooker pad they think they can act like trash.
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. Had chewing gum found on the floor before no probs.
Eugh you found it on the floor before? Oh my god, I have NEVER come across this before! Absolutely vile thing to do.
Have to agree with you Stephanie, even seeing it in the street where bins are close by is baffling, for an adult to think it is okay to spit chewing gum on the floor in someones room is shocking, right in front of you too. Was he dragged up?? There is really no excuse other than he thinks an escorts premises does not deserved to be treated with respect.
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I once had a guy think it was appropriate to turn around and jizz all over my carpet. It was after 30 mins into a 60 min meeting and I turfed him out after scolding him.
It's like do they do that in their own houses or is it just because it's a hooker pad they think they can act like trash.
I would have turned into a dom and make him lick every bit up. Thumbs up fr turfing the little turd out.
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Whilst touring Swindon a guy thought it acceptable to spit on my nipples and proceed to rub it in. He looked rather taken aback when I said sternly 'please don't do that'.
Really grossed me out. Without checking that it was ok with me he also got some poppers out and couldn't seem to understand why I didn't wanna join in.
If it hadn't been a half hour appointment I would've chucked him out.
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You know, I don't often get bad days at the 'office' but this is definitely one of them.... First off that weirdo creep (On the warnings page now, if you're interested..) then charmer number two who comes in, has a wash, goes upstairs to my beautiful room with cream carpets then SPITS his chewing gum out on the floor!!
"Er, what the hell are you doing? Spitting on the floor? Would you do that in your own house, huh? Go and clean that up now.'
Followed by much apologising, but really?? Spitting chewing gum out?
Tell you what, I am having a drink tonight, girls. I deserve it! x
My clients come in through my back garden after one of my cocky clients, I went outside to lock my gate and notice he had "gobbed" on my paving. I have never allowed him back and ignore his calls.
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Stephanie, when I was with an agency and working from their their incall flat, I went to get my client a drink and to text the agency saying all was ok. When I returned he had lit a cigarette and flicked the ash on the floor. Totally agree, would he do that in his own home? Disgusting.
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what is wrong with people, no respect at all.
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Yes these are vile habits some of these clients have, I found some shit on my old sofa and the guy said "did i do that?, to which i replied "well it wasnt there before you came in. PLease leave now." had a strong drink and cigarette after that :'(
He was the one that cum in my mouth after id told him not to....bad experience
i cleaned the cover but have changed the sofa since i couldnt bare looking at it
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Stephanie, when I was with an agency and working from their their incall flat, I went to get my client a drink and to text the agency saying all was ok. When I returned he had lit a cigarette and flicked the ash on the floor. Totally agree, would he do that in his own home? Disgusting.
God I think I would have fainted if someone had done that in my house!! I think I hate smoking even more than spitting!!
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Yes these are vile habits some of these clients have, I found some shit on my old sofa and the guy said "did i do that?, to which i replied "well it wasnt there before you came in. PLease leave now." had a strong drink and cigarette after that :'(
He was the one that cum in my mouth after id told him not to....bad experience
i cleaned the cover but have changed the sofa since i couldnt bare looking at it
Ha ha! It tainted the lounging experience for you!
I remember visiting my friend who was working in London and she had someone who sat down on the bed and left a delightful shitty trail... She terminated the appointment but he kept trying to come back. Horrible, horrible...
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ggggross!
iv found a fag butt squashed in the plug of my sink before, and men will 80% of the time chuck condoms/wetwipes on the floor. so i have taken the liberty of 'cleaning them up' so i handle the sex litter lol
i had a guy who came so violently that he ripped off the condom and chucked it behind him then proper jetsprayed his spunk EVERYWHERE! ....yeah like thanks.
although, i had a gross moment of my own once..... lol was on my knees giving head then realised in still had tampon in then whilst doing the deed had to pull it out and shove it under my bed until after the shesh! haha, gross!
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A very sweet/shy guy visited me while i was on tour, after he left there was shit stains on the bed and mud on the bed from where he had taken his shoes off! I didn't notice until i sat down to change.luckily i was checking out of the hotel.what is it with guys who cant clean there bottoms properly!
yes i have forgot to take out my tampon and swap with a sponge a few times. once i visited a really nice guy, he was talking about past experiences for example girls on there periods.. when we finished having sex my sponge had leaked quite badly on to his crisp white sheets ooops! felt bad about that :( this stuff happens though! cant be helped
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I only work from hotels but I still hate when clients act so disgustingly.
One guy stood up to reveal a skid mark on the seat, thinking I hadn't noticed, he grabbed a pillow to cover it up, eugh!!!
Another one jizzed on the carpet laughing that the hotel could surely afford to shampoo the carpets, not caring for one second that I may be staying in the room for a few days, or have other clients visiting!!!
Or the ones that kick their shoes off or chuck their socks not caring what they land on!
Another thing I cant stand is when they gob in the sink and leave it there or decline the offer of a shower and wash their cock in the sink - I've still got to brush my teeth, etc there and despite scrubbing it after they've left it still turns my stomach.
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I visited a guy at his hotel room once and he had blown his nose into the bathroom sink and left it there.. I used to live in the same country this guy was from and my ex there did the same, so perhaps it's local custom? :P ( I can't even look at snotty babies, never mind fully grown blokes >:( )
I have seen a scrap-metal millionaire bloke a few times. Lives in a mansion but comes from nothing and is determined to shun all airs and graces at every opp. Takes great delight in eating rump steak and salad using only his hands ( and tries to feed me with them too :P )
Smokes like a trouper-even in bed and even during the act ( not without a final warning from me ) and he simply wipes all the cum from his hand job all over his designer sheets and falls asleep.
So glad I don't do incalls! ;D
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You know, I don't often get bad days at the 'office' but this is definitely one of them.... First off that weirdo creep (On the warnings page now, if you're interested..) then charmer number two who comes in, has a wash, goes upstairs to my beautiful room with cream carpets then SPITS his chewing gum out on the floor!!
"Er, what the hell are you doing? Spitting on the floor? Would you do that in your own house, huh? Go and clean that up now.'
Followed by much apologising, but really?? Spitting chewing gum out?
Tell you what, I am having a drink tonight, girls. I deserve it! x
Very Vulgar and impolite glad I don't offer incalls.
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i had one guy take his boxers off, sat on my escort bed, when he left, i noticed that his arse wasnt clean as there was shit stains where he had been sitting... eeewwww ffs clean you dirty bastard!
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i had one guy take his boxers off, sat on my escort bed, when he left, i noticed that his arse wasnt clean as there was shit stains where he had been sitting... eeewwww ffs clean you dirty bastard!
oh fuck yukk !!!
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i had a guy very disprectfully,flick come at me,as if to say im worthless,about 10 seconds after the climax,which is worse,cant say he just got carried away..
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how fucking rude!
i would have loved to have spat in his face and say.. oh you dont like things being aimed at your face disrespectful eh..
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A very sweet/shy guy visited me while i was on tour, after he left there was shit stains on the bed and mud on the bed from where he had taken his shoes off! I didn't notice until i sat down to change.luckily i was checking out of the hotel.what is it with guys who cant clean there bottoms properly!
yes i have forgot to take out my tampon and swap with a sponge a few times. once i visited a really nice guy, he was talking about past experiences for example girls on there periods.. when we finished having sex my sponge had leaked quite badly on to his crisp white sheets ooops! felt bad about that :( this stuff happens though! cant be helped
ileft a tampon,with string hanging out,i still cringe when ithink about it!
i was on (obviously)and after seeing someone showered and took sponge out,i hate using sponge only use if i got no choice,i had know one lined up for hours,so thought i will put a tampon in,inbetween..well i got a booking sooner than i thought and because i knew i was clean and showered it totally slipped my mind!its only when he was feeling i remembered and noticed,i just made excuse and went bathroom,mortified.
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I had a guy - who was a total sweetheart during the session - pin me down at the last moment and spunk in my eyes.
Like both eyes.
I went mental, totally lost composure and called him all the names under the sun. He appeared to be amused which only made me think he was even more nasty.
He was able to push me back because of the position I was in and I was not expecting his to do what he did, so I make a point of not getting in to any position now where a guy can pull something like that last minute.
Grrrrrrr!
I do make a point now of saying if they cum on face or hair, it will cost extra. Amazing how careful they are when money's involved...
Natalie xXx
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I recently had a session with an older man that walked in with a cane. I asked if he had any injuries I should be aware of, he smiled and said no, but he had heart surgery in November of last year. I was extremely shocked, he went to undress to shower and there it was.. a giant scar from his neck to about the midpoint of his ribcage, with matching holes as scars on each side. My jaw dropped, I asked him if he was sure he wanted to do this, he said he's "ALREADY DONE THIS TWICE SINCE THE SURGERY".
I say alright sir you go ahead into the shower, I'm freaking out.. what if something happens? what if he dies in front of me?? omg
So he comes out, sits on the bed beside me, he's moving very slowly. Then I hear a clicking sound, I asked him if it was his watch or his phone... it was his effin ARTIFICIAL HEART VALVE!!!!!! I could hear every.single.time.it.clicked!!! imagine the look on my face! I'm already thinking he has a ticking bomb inside of him and it's about to explode. I could not contain my feelings it was too weird for me but i was trying to be nice and not want to trigger another heart attack...
so we move along, then I ask him what he likes, he says "eating pussy" I say go right ahead thinking I can just close my legs and he won't see me my face, then I open them up and guess what... I COULD HEAR THE CLICKING THROUGH HIS MOUTH!! :FF
when everything was said and done, he was walking out of the shower and slipped a little bit, my heart sank! I thought I'd need heart surgery after that appointment, but I seem to be ok lol.
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I recently had a session with an older man that walked in with a cane. I asked if he had any injuries I should be aware of, he smiled and said no, but he had heart surgery in November of last year. I was extremely shocked, he went to undress to shower and there it was.. a giant scar from his neck to about the midpoint of his ribcage, with matching holes as scars on each side. My jaw dropped, I asked him if he was sure he wanted to do this, he said he's "ALREADY DONE THIS TWICE SINCE THE SURGERY".
I say alright sir you go ahead into the shower, I'm freaking out.. what if something happens? what if he dies in front of me?? omg
So he comes out, sits on the bed beside me, he's moving very slowly. Then I hear a clicking sound, I asked him if it was his watch or his phone... it was his effin ARTIFICIAL HEART VALVE!!!!!! I could hear every.single.time.it.clicked!!! imagine the look on my face! I'm already thinking he has a ticking bomb inside of him and it's about to explode. I could not contain my feelings it was too weird for me but i was trying to be nice and not want to trigger another heart attack...
so we move along, then I ask him what he likes, he says "eating pussy" I say go right ahead thinking I can just close my legs and he won't see me my face, then I open them up and guess what... I COULD HEAR THE CLICKING THROUGH HIS MOUTH!! :FF
when everything was said and done, he was walking out of the shower and slipped a little bit, my heart sank! I thought I'd need heart surgery after that appointment, but I seem to be ok lol.
ive had exacly the same experience,its very very loud isnt it!!it wasnt in manchester was it!! ha ha but saying that it was years ago it happened to me!!!
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lol no it was in Canada! sooooooo loud!!!!
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...I always have my nails fairly long and painted...I've taken the heads off a few spots in my time...
And just as I though it wouldn't get worse you mentioned the boil...EWWWW! Oh god, my reaction was like when I watched "2 girls 1 cup" LOL.
...what about the guys who have that horrible lumpy cum. :-X :-X
Oh god, lumpy spooge. I had a client like that once and I was so relieved there was never a chance of it going in my mouth. I'm not usually squeamish but I'm sure I couldn've kept it down.
...plus i hate the taste of it...
Glad I'm not the only one who doesn't like the taste of spunk. I don't like the consistency or the smell of it either. I'm grossed out by saliva too. God knows how I tolerate this job, LOL. I do actually like sex though strangely enough ???
...Or the ones that kick their shoes off or chuck their socks not caring what they land on!...
That's so annoying. I've got pale coloured silk curtains that drape on the carpet in my "boudoir", and the number of times the clients have take their shoes off and put them on the curtains is unbelievable. No care whatsoever >:(
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Oh my God, I dont think I could beat any of these!! :o
I once had an incall in one of the flats and the guy wanted me to put my vibrator up his bum. I had NEVER done this before, so I put a condom on to protect the vibrator, but then realise I had forgotten my lube.... he was so desperate to have a vibrator up his bum that he nipped out to the Boots chemist across the street, bought some and came straight back! I lubed it and obviously did that a while. I then noticed the condom (which covered the vibrator) was covered in crap! I felt absolutely sick. When he left, I put gloves on, peeled it off carefully and then put my vibrator in very very hot water to soak for the next three hours. Yuck!
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I dont know if this is just me either, but does anyone else find it gross and sickening when clients smell like someone we are close to e.g. relative??
I had an outcall a couple of months ago, and the guy was pushing 80. Quite abrupt, but seemed nervous so put it down to that. When I got close to him, I nearly retched. He had this "oldish" smell, which reminded me of my grandad... honestly, it's so difficult to describe this smell, and I'm not meaning it to be nasty. Basically like bad teeth, that he hadnt been to the dentists in 20 years mixed in with an old musty smell (my Grandad actually never did go to the dentists and I say that in the nicest possible way). :(
Oh and when he removed his trousers, he had this WEIRD (possibly cum) clear fluid attached to his pubic hair. I had to discreetly wipe it away with tissues whilst I gave him oral... ergh. Well I didnt want that going near me whilst he was doing the deed! :-X
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Oh my God, I dont think I could beat any of these!! :o
I once had an incall in one of the flats and the guy wanted me to put my vibrator up his bum. I had NEVER done this before, so I put a condom on to protect the vibrator, but then realise I had forgotten my lube.... he was so desperate to have a vibrator up his bum that he nipped out to the Boots chemist across the street, bought some and came straight back! I lubed it and obviously did that a while. I then noticed the condom (which covered the vibrator) was covered in crap! I felt absolutely sick. When he left, I put gloves on, peeled it off carefully and then put my vibrator in very very hot water to soak for the next three hours. Yuck!
I just threw up in my mouth... A LOT
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Wow
Hi everyone I'm new here - my names Chanel x
I'm so glad I read this post!!
Sometimes when you hear other ladies say that they don't do owo, rimming ect deep down I thought (I didn't know any better) that they were being prudes or looking down on others that do. As a new girl starting out sometimes you feel like you have to offer the more exotic services because it will make you stand out more...
But reading this has made me definately revise offering owo. And as for rimming? The worm story :'( lool.
But one Of the most disturbing things that I've seen is a man pull out a little kit from his bag and inject his penis right in front of me! It was some thing to help him get an erection. I wished he did it on the bathroom instead as I've never forgotten it.
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I dont know if this is just me either, but does anyone else find it gross and sickening when clients smell like someone we are close to e.g. relative??
I had an outcall a couple of months ago, and the guy was pushing 80. Quite abrupt, but seemed nervous so put it down to that. When I got close to him, I nearly retched. He had this "oldish" smell, which reminded me of my grandad... honestly, it's so difficult to describe this smell, and I'm not meaning it to be nasty. Basically like bad teeth, that he hadnt been to the dentists in 20 years mixed in with an old musty smell (my Grandad actually never did go to the dentists and I say that in the nicest possible way). :(
Oh and when he removed his trousers, he had this WEIRD (possibly cum) clear fluid attached to his pubic hair. I had to discreetly wipe it away with tissues whilst I gave him oral... ergh. Well I didnt want that going near me whilst he was doing the deed! :-X
I always keep separate toys for my self and clients, i do strap on alot most guys clean there but some dont :FF
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Why was this thread dragged up again bleugh!
So far the grosset thing that has happened to me was puking after CIM. It wasn't the guys fault but it was a heavy load. I managed to keep it down me until he left the hotel but it was sitting really heavy in my stomach. Kinda like that feeling when you drink too much alocohol and you know the only way to feel better is to puke. The gross thing about it tho was that it was all think and sticky still and there seemed to be SOOOO much of it! It was just like puking salty phlegm.
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I thought CIM was different from swallowing? Anyway just hearing that makes me want to bring my breakfast up lol, boke! :-X
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I thought CIM was different from swallowing? Anyway just hearing that makes me want to bring my breakfast up lol, boke! :-X
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I think ladies who do offer CIM do swallow I think it's safer? I don't know can't bear the smell or texture of the stuff it makes me cringe. I can deal with it on my body (for someone reason skin is very smooth afterwards....I have the smoothest pubic area and chest because of it)
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I heard that a semen facial keeps you looking 10 years younger lol.
But not with punters...The risks of bacterial, fungal and parasitic infections is just too high. In this line of work contact with bodily fluids and shit/feaces should be avoided. I think that rule 2 after collecting the money up front but thats just my opinion.
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My goodness. I don't understand how they have the audacity to manage to do such things!
Shit and what not I can tolerate, as long as someone is not being an arse hole about it. I don't get very squeemish and I don't even offer hard sports (probably should if i can handle it!)
shock horror confession:- I pooped a bit by accident when getting fingered :( :( (i was disgusted at myself but I took it very calmly and professionally and so did he thank fuck lol). Needless to say I instantly invested in a douche.
Worms, boils, lumpy cum ,cheesy dicks, blood in semen. That IS really gross for me... o_0 You don't get many butt worm fetishes or cheesy willy ones to my knowledge. It takes dirty sex to a hole new level :-\
I could say no all together but seeing as I have not had bad experiences with OWO, CIM and anal play I am happy to continue seeing as I am certainly not perfect myself! As long as they are not stinking up the joint I don't have a real problem with it!
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It was a first when a client asked me to smell his pits for freshness. My mouth was sewn closed while composed myself. But smiled and politely refused.To me that is very rude to ask any woman to do.
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Long time ago, I met a guy who had the worst breath ever, absolutely rotten... Makes me gag to this day, just thinking about it.
I was mortified, but being still very new and totally embarrassed by the whole situation, I didn't mention it. Luckily, he only stayed for 30min, but every single time he opened his mouth to say something to me, I had to turn my head away. Obviously no kissing, or reverse oral. He did try to suck on my breasts, and I had to scrub them in the shower right after he left, they stank! In fact, the whole room was filled with the revolting odour to the point that when my friend walked in a few minutes later, she said "oh my god, what is that smell!!" Can't believe I managed to stop myself from throwing up :-X
This is sooo funny. Xx I also had a guy shit on my hand . DIRTY BSTARD .
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So I have an escort friend that I have never met but we speak online who had a guy stick a finger up her bum, swoosh it around inside then pulled it out and ate the shit under his finger nail in front of her while she was sucking him off, she then puked on his cock at the sight of it ;D
I forgot to ask how he reacted to that, dirty bastard probably liked her puke all over him.
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So I have an escort friend that I have never met but we speak online who had a guy stick a finger up her bum, swoosh it around inside then pulled it out and ate the shit under his finger nail in front of her while she was sucking him off, she then puked on his cock at the sight of it ;D
I forgot to ask how he reacted to that, dirty bastard probably liked her puke all over him.
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*puts down pizza*
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So I have an escort friend that I have never met but we speak online who had a guy stick a finger up her bum, swoosh it around inside then pulled it out and ate the shit under his finger nail in front of her while she was sucking him off, she then puked on his cock at the sight of it ;D
I forgot to ask how he reacted to that, dirty bastard probably liked her puke all over him.
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*puts down pizza*
OMG, me too! *wonders how many people are eating pizza while reading this thread*
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So I have an escort friend that I have never met but we speak online who had a guy stick a finger up her bum, swoosh it around inside then pulled it out and ate the shit under his finger nail in front of her while she was sucking him off, she then puked on his cock at the sight of it ;D
I forgot to ask how he reacted to that, dirty bastard probably liked her puke all over him.
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This is so wrong on so many levels, I had to laugh ;D
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Okay, this one really made me consider quitting, had to cut my tour short and go home to recover from the grossness of it! Client arrived wanting to play doctors, all fine, then asked for rimming, as I don't do this I suggested anal play (with gloves). As I lubed up his ass I noticed what seemed to be a few tiny slivers of toilet paper stuck to his anus. On closer inspection said slivers turned out to be WORMS!!! Chap was actually crawling with threadworms...............To make it worse he seemed unconcerned that he was infected and after I chucked him out he tried to book me again a week later....It takes at least two weeks to be treated for these things................I'm so so glad I don't do any licking of bum holes....the thought still makes me cringe! Just the worst, ever. :-X
Honeypie, this gets my vote as the worst experience amidst a sea of bile breathed, shitty arsed, turd squeezing events.
Janie xx
Almost lost my coffee several times over this thread this very morning. This is definatley the winner so far though. Ohhhhh my tummy really doesn't feel so good anymore :-[
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Okay, this one really made me consider quitting, had to cut my tour short and go home to recover from the grossness of it! Client arrived wanting to play doctors, all fine, then asked for rimming, as I don't do this I suggested anal play (with gloves). As I lubed up his ass I noticed what seemed to be a few tiny slivers of toilet paper stuck to his anus. On closer inspection said slivers turned out to be WORMS!!! Chap was actually crawling with threadworms...............To make it worse he seemed unconcerned that he was infected and after I chucked him out he tried to book me again a week later....It takes at least two weeks to be treated for these things................I'm so so glad I don't do any licking of bum holes....the thought still makes me cringe! Just the worst, ever. :-X
Honeypie, this gets my vote as the worst experience amidst a sea of bile breathed, shitty arsed, turd squeezing events.
Janie xx
Almost lost my coffee several times over this thread this very morning. This is definatley the winner so far though. Ohhhhh my tummy really doesn't feel so good anymore :-[
OMG Not sure which thread it was on but there was a lady saying that she was totally grossed out by the teeny tiny bits of loo roll she found on a guys anus and I actually said to her that she should think herself lucky it was only teeny tiny bits of loo roll and NOT teeny tiny bits of shit :-X
After reading this and googling anus worms I am now pretty convinced those teeny tiny bits of loo roll were in fact teeny tiny anus worms :-X
I feel sick, where's the vomit button when we need one?
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That is sooooooooooooo nasty :-X :-X :-X
-eats last nights sea weed from Chinese-.....
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I know it's definitely not the grossest thing to happen, but I had a guy once suck my toes and my feet. It made me CRINGE as I HATE anything to do with feet.
Does anyone else or is it just me?! And he had smelly breath... even after washing my feet several times, I couldn't remove the smell of his breath. Yuck.
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No LL, its not just you. I absolutely hate feet too, though I do see past that when it comes to foot worship and getting paid - so long as I'm not doing the worshipping !
Another of my pet hates is MEN with hairy armpits, I think its just with going abroad for so many years and most guys in Europe where I go shave their armpits. It even grosses me out when its family too, I want to take a razor to them. :o ..... but I don't.
I absolutely love hairy men though BUT I hate it when they don't trim down below though I find it very strange when guys shave completely down below and leave the rest. How strange am I? Please don't say, I know it already. ROFL.
I think we all have our little quirks
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I've just read this entire thread with a mixture of emotions: disgust, horror, amusement and have actually laughed out loud on numerous occasions. A book should definitely be written!!! On a serious note ...... rimming is being taken off my AW list after the worms story - by far the grossest one for me x
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I've just read this entire thread with a mixture of emotions: disgust, horror, amusement and have actually laughed out loud on numerous occasions. A book should definitely be written!!! On a serious note ...... rimming is being taken off my AW list after the worms story - by far the grossest one for me x
Evern without the worms you can catch a lot of nastys from rimming.
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Its probably not that disgusting to some people, but burping during RO. I had this happen to me where a client kept making these burping noises in the back of his throat - it wasn't deliberate, I don't think he had any control over it. He was also a dribbler, so that combined with a smacking noise as he was giving me oral... Plus he had the washing machine style of kissing, I seriously had to close my eyes and concentrate on the bassline of the background music to keep myself from retching. I've actually retched typing this and I've usually got a strong stomach.
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i have to admit after my initial posting, I have become used to pooh on my fingers, not the nicest of things but hey it washes off and I refuse to allow a client to feel bad about it. My attitude towards situations has changed drastically over the last 2 years there are things that can be helped and things that can not so why stress the small things.
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I don't think having poo on your hand especially when its someone else's is a "small issue" I'd be totally grossed out if it was my own poo never mind anyone else's poo lol xx
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To be honest PP I think if you offered prostate massage as a service and got a little poop on your hands then it would be very unprofessional to freak out about it. It is, afterall, the bum hole. However as you do mainly vanilla services I can see why you would freak out lol :P
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i think the worst thing that has happened to me so far was when using a strap on. the client was very excited and had finished. he asked me to take out the strap on very slowly with a funny smile on his face. When i pulled it out he had projectile diahreah spraying all over me. he laughed and thought this was funny.
I was working in a massage parlour at the time and hit my emergency button to the receptionist and told her what happened. she sent a runner (cleaner) straight to me with cleaning products and clean bedding. Apparantly this client had done this with alot of girls so he was made to clean it all up. They should have told me though as i would have refused this client.
There isn't a lot that shocks me any more. Offering things as strap on and when I pro dommed I used to offer needle play, so a little poo on the end of the dildo or blood from piercing skin were just part of the course, but what you went through Samantha is pretty disgusting and if he'd done something like that to me, I'd have probably rubbed his face in it. The thought of it. EWWWWW!
HA, rubbed his nose in it like a dog. I think I'd have done that too I'd be so angry. What the he'll is wrong with these people. /o\
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To be honest PP I think if you offered prostate massage as a service and got a little poop on your hands then it would be very unprofessional to freak out about it. It is, afterall, the bum hole. However as you do mainly vanilla services I can see why you would freak out lol :P
Haha this is very true :D
Still though, I just think sex is suppose to be nice not horrible with the sight of poop, piss, blood, worms, sick and whatever else :o
In my personal life I am not vanilla if I have a bf and I would be grossed out at his poop on my hands or anywhere near me lol.
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I use gloves in both mine or their - asses whether IRL or on cam; it is such a delicate area prone to minute tears & I also use gloves for fisting myself always.
Pre bum prep = getting some baby wipes out ready (to avoid touch anything more than I need to with my post bum fingers) & putting a dark towel down which is folded up & put directly into the washing machine.
Sorted! ;D
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I use gloves in both mine or their - asses whether IRL or on cam; it is such a delicate area prone to minute tears & I also use gloves for fisting myself always.
Pre bum prep = getting some baby wipes out ready (to avoid touch anything more than I need to with my post bum fingers) & putting a dark towel down which is folded up & put directly into the washing machine.
Sorted! ;D
Fisting yourself ::) Any more than 2 fingers and I am like.....ouch! x
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Well the grossest think so far happened me yesterday.
I was giving a client head and he thrust hi cock really hard into the back of my thraot and made me puke up in my mouth then he immediately kissed me. It all happened so fast I couldn't react. I just kept thinking,,, what a strange fetish.
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Well the grossest think so far happened me yesterday.
I was giving a client head and he thrust hi cock really hard into the back of my thraot and made me puke up in my mouth then he immediately kissed me. It all happened so fast I couldn't react. I just kept thinking,,, what a strange fetish.
Wait so he thought "Aw yes! She's just puked, gonna kiss her!"?? :o
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yes it really was like a bingo moment for him... to top it off I had a beef pot noodle so it tasted like that! *shudders* he was one dirty, dirty boy.
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Hahahahahaha, I can just imagine your face after he kissed you being like that wee cat in your avatar ;D x
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FluffyBunny,
Mine is similar to yours.
The client suddenly grasped my finger and shoved it up his
bum. I was caught by suprise as there was no discussion.
It came out coated in hot warm...stuuuurrrrrf.
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FluffyBunny,
Mine is similar to yours.
The client suddenly grasped my finger and shoved it up his
bum. I was caught by suprise as there was no discussion.
It came out coated in hot warm...stuuuurrrrrf.
-throws up a little-
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Right in the middle of sex, the client passes wind and all of a sudden there is diarrhoea everywhere...on him, on the bed, on me..eewwwww.
And he didn't even apologise, just grinned!!
ICK
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:o WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY :o
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I did a dom session the other day and he wanted sex too, a nice man but oh hell he had weight issues and an oozing cock, i it actually made me heave, he had showered when he first arrived but I think cos of his weight issues there were areas he wasn't managing to clean correctly, yet he had tons of positive feedback, boke...........Poor man wanted a bj errr not a chance in hell was I getting close enough to put it in my mouth, my eyes were actually watering cos of it.......Bath after and almost scrubbed myself raw, not a nice booking at all..........
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I think the grossest thing that's ever happened to me was during an overnight outcall with an ex regular. He must have forgot to turn the heating off as I was up roasting and sweating like a pig, he was fast asleep snoring his head off. I couldn't take it anymore and couldn't figure how to turn the heating off without making too much noise so I opened the windows to let some air in. As I was trying to get into bed he started passing wind really loudly. Doesn't sound too extreme but it was the *worst* thing I've ever smelled, it was like a dog had pooed right next to me or something. He kept doing it so in the end I had to go downstairs and read for a bit until the bedroom aired out!
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this is why I charge a lot for over nights!
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Lol he was a really easy client-he couldn't keep an erection with a condom so it was always very limited services and the overnight had been mainly just drinking wine and watching tv. Think the prossie powers that be decided I had to earn my money somehow! ;D
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the thing is I alw\ys worry that I will be the one that will snore and fart in bed HAHA
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the thing is I alw\ys worry that I will be the one that will snore and fart in bed HAHA
That's one of the reasons why I don't do overnights, because I know I would definitely snore and fart! :D
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My boyfriend wonders how i make it through some bookings i relate that there are much more bodiley fluid involved jobs like nurses or breeders :L
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the thing is I alw\ys worry that I will be the one that will snore and fart in bed HAHA
That's one of the reasons why I don't do overnights, because I know I would definitely snore and fart! :D
I cant sleep in a strange bed nevermind next to a client so I wouldn't be in a deep enough sleep to snore or fart lol x
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the other day I had a guy whose pits stunk like hell,and he took a shower before!I was about telling him,but dropped it.
I had to aerate for an hour,and use all sprays to get rid of that stink. :FF
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Had a client who obviously had an upset stomach, went to the loo at the end of the booking after he left went in for a shower and he hadn't flushed, won't go into detail but had to get my rubber gloves on to clean up after him, I was furious! X
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the other day I had a guy whose pits stunk like hell,and he took a shower before!I was about telling him,but dropped it.
I had to aerate for an hour,and use all sprays to get rid of that stink. :FF
this happened to me few times, I really dont understand what kind of shower they take if they dont wash proper?
makes me hold my breath and pray for the time to pass :(
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the other day I had a guy whose pits stunk like hell,and he took a shower before!I was about telling him,but dropped it.
I had to aerate for an hour,and use all sprays to get rid of that stink. :FF
this happened to me few times, I really dont understand what kind of shower they take if they dont wash proper?
makes me hold my breath and pray for the time to pass :(
I think some people simply smell bad. It doesn't wash off. It could be down to them having medication or something that literally oozes out of their pores. It may be that there's a bacterial funk so deeply ingrained into them that it doesn't wash off. But truly smelly people will smell as soon as they leave the shower.
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those smells Im talking about were urine smell, not body odour :(
they simply didint wash proper, just the heads of their cock, not anything further
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Had such an unpleasant incall tonight that I felt I should share ;) Oh how I've missed this thread!!
It was a very long half an hour. I offered him a shower which he declined...then when it got to jiggy time, it was obvious that he needed one ::)
Despite my fairly strong constitution I found it pretty horrible having my face down there but when I again suggested a shower he insisted he'd had one just before setting off. I can only describe the smell as curry mixed with mild wee. Anyway I distracted him with conversation whilst using a few wipes on him - then as I was starting to give oral he suddenly rammed himself into the back of my throat with no warning, which made me puke a bit! Man I was fucked off but kept smiling!
Then hurrah, he was ready for sex. Him on top - and he decides to spit into my mouth. Thanks mate - taxi!!! :FF :FF
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I hear you, I had 2 of those clean gents yesterday :(
Thanks God for the wet wipes :FF
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Had such an unpleasant incall tonight that I felt I should share ;) Oh how I've missed this thread!!
It was a very long half an hour. I offered him a shower which he declined...then when it got to jiggy time, it was obvious that he needed one ::)
Despite my fairly strong constitution I found it pretty horrible having my face down there but when I again suggested a shower he insisted he'd had one just before setting off. I can only describe the smell as curry mixed with mild wee. Anyway I distracted him with conversation whilst using a few wipes on him - then as I was starting to give oral he suddenly rammed himself into the back of my throat with no warning, which made me puke a bit! Man I was fucked off but kept smiling!
Then hurrah, he was ready for sex. Him on top - and he decides to spit into my mouth. Thanks mate - taxi!!! :FF :FF
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I would be in jail right now if Id seen that man.
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Why not just make a shower on arrival compulsory? I allow 15 mins tacked on the end of each booking to allow for this plus one after if they want, plus the chitchat and dressing etc. No one has ever questioned it or refused
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and what if they take the shower but dont wash proper?
ive had enough of this type
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Yeah that would really annoy me!! I'm referring to a post I read where she kept politely suggesting it and he refused bc it wasn't a standard thing, so she was forced to just power through. If it's compulsory then no one gets offended and you don't have to put up with as many smelly people as when they are not getting under the water at all
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So disgusting getting a client who breathes through his mouth. Then they put their gross cold, wet mouth on yours and expect DFK. There's nothing that disgusts me more :-X
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I had forgotten how cringe worthy this thread was. Totally like a train wreck, I just can't look away.
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Absolutely disgusting client. He kissed me with this weird erect-tongue-shoved-through-puckered-lips technique. His breath made me gag and his tongue was weirdly dry and textured. He took off his shirt and I was met with stale armpit smell and the sight of his like 2cm long nipples. I mean, seriously. If his office has air conditioning, those things would me a major source of distraction for his colleagues. I tried to get away from his mouth by blowing him (clean smelling cock. Probably washed it in the sink) but nearly threw up because I could smell his nasty breath whenhe was moaning. Literally gagged when I looked up and got a face full of breath and caught sight of him playing with his horrifying nipples. I nearly didn't make it through the booking. Never wanted to nope the fuck out so badly. I was waiting for the last circle line train to my next booking scrubbing at my mouth with baby wipes even though I brushed my teeth afterwards trying not to cry. This was the first time I've ever felt truly disgusted with myself and job, even though I've had smelly clients before.
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Absolutely disgusting client. He kissed me with this weird erect-tongue-shoved-through-puckered-lips technique. His breath made me gag and his tongue was weirdly dry and textured. He took off his shirt and I was met with stale armpit smell and the sight of his like 2cm long nipples. I mean, seriously. If his office has air conditioning, those things would me a major source of distraction for his colleagues. I tried to get away from his mouth by blowing him (clean smelling cock. Probably washed it in the sink) but nearly threw up because I could smell his nasty breath whenhe was moaning. Literally gagged when I looked up and got a face full of breath and caught sight of him playing with his horrifying nipples. I nearly didn't make it through the booking. Never wanted to nope the fuck out so badly. I was waiting for the last circle line train to my next booking scrubbing at my mouth with baby wipes even though I brushed my teeth afterwards trying not to cry. This was the first time I've ever felt truly disgusted with myself and job, even though I've had smelly clients before.
Reads like a horror novel that one. This thread is putting me off the job. I nearly spat my drink out reading how his breath caught you again when he was moaning, hilarious. Trouble is, these memories go in your Bad Memory Bank. How can we ever get rid of them?? Also, sometimes I think, what if I get dementia in the future and tell people this sort of stuff without realising :-\ x
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Absolutely disgusting client. He kissed me with this weird erect-tongue-shoved-through-puckered-lips technique. His breath made me gag and his tongue was weirdly dry and textured. He took off his shirt and I was met with stale armpit smell and the sight of his like 2cm long nipples. I mean, seriously. If his office has air conditioning, those things would me a major source of distraction for his colleagues. I tried to get away from his mouth by blowing him (clean smelling cock. Probably washed it in the sink) but nearly threw up because I could smell his nasty breath whenhe was moaning. Literally gagged when I looked up and got a face full of breath and caught sight of him playing with his horrifying nipples. I nearly didn't make it through the booking. Never wanted to nope the fuck out so badly. I was waiting for the last circle line train to my next booking scrubbing at my mouth with baby wipes even though I brushed my teeth afterwards trying not to cry. This was the first time I've ever felt truly disgusted with myself and job, even though I've had smelly clients before.
Reads like a horror novel that one. This thread is putting me off the job. I nearly spat my drink out reading how his breath caught you again when he was moaning, hilarious. Trouble is, these memories go in your Bad Memory Bank. How can we ever get rid of them?? Also, sometimes I think, what if I get dementia in the future and tell people this sort of stuff without realising :-\ x
Both these posts have had me in tears of laughter!! ;D
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This thread is making me inclined to try and grow a pair and stop the booking should I be so unfortunate as to get a gross client again (it's only a matter of time, right?) If it's rectifiable through tooth brushing or showering, fair enough. If not, money back and out they go.
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Absolutely disgusting client. He kissed me with this weird erect-tongue-shoved-through-puckered-lips technique. His breath made me gag and his tongue was weirdly dry and textured. He took off his shirt and I was met with stale armpit smell and the sight of his like 2cm long nipples. I mean, seriously. If his office has air conditioning, those things would me a major source of distraction for his colleagues. I tried to get away from his mouth by blowing him (clean smelling cock. Probably washed it in the sink) but nearly threw up because I could smell his nasty breath whenhe was moaning. Literally gagged when I looked up and got a face full of breath and caught sight of him playing with his horrifying nipples. I nearly didn't make it through the booking. Never wanted to nope the fuck out so badly. I was waiting for the last circle line train to my next booking scrubbing at my mouth with baby wipes even though I brushed my teeth afterwards trying not to cry. This was the first time I've ever felt truly disgusted with myself and job, even though I've had smelly clients before.
That sounds awful SW, I'm so sorry you felt disgusting about yourself and that you were teary afterwards. Isn't it funny how sometimes clients that (whilst being gross) are not on the surface of things the worst of the worst, can sometimes really turn your stomach. I had a client a while ago who was friendly and lovely, but just reeked of garlic. I mean really, really honked. He was obviously freshly showered and had had a breath mint but he must have been chewing garlic cloves beforehand, it was just so rank. I kept thinking I would get used to it, and didn't want to just up and leave as he was a nice person who had obviously freshly showered, meaning I couldn't really give the reason as his bad hygiene. Anyway after what felt like a three hour ordeal, I got in the car and my driver said "what have you been eating? You really really smell of garlic." I hadn't, it was just his slobbery saliva all over me was that strong. I was in tears because I felt so disgusting too, it's not nice to feel that way is it xx
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Jesus, if ever a thread made me feel like the luckiest whore in the world this is it! I don't know whether to laugh or cringe reading some of these!
@ secret - whore please don't be disgusted with yourself or your job. It's him you should be disgusted with for being a dirty bugger. If it ever happens again show him politely to the bathroom. If he refuses cancel the booking. You shouldn't have to do things you are uncomfortable with doing this job.
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Absolutely disgusting client. He kissed me with this weird erect-tongue-shoved-through-puckered-lips technique. His breath made me gag and his tongue was weirdly dry and textured. He took off his shirt and I was met with stale armpit smell and the sight of his like 2cm long nipples. I mean, seriously. If his office has air conditioning, those things would me a major source of distraction for his colleagues. I tried to get away from his mouth by blowing him (clean smelling cock. Probably washed it in the sink) but nearly threw up because I could smell his nasty breath whenhe was moaning. Literally gagged when I looked up and got a face full of breath and caught sight of him playing with his horrifying nipples. I nearly didn't make it through the booking. Never wanted to nope the fuck out so badly. I was waiting for the last circle line train to my next booking scrubbing at my mouth with baby wipes even though I brushed my teeth afterwards trying not to cry. This was the first time I've ever felt truly disgusted with myself and job, even though I've had smelly clients before.
Reads like a horror novel that one. This thread is putting me off the job. I nearly spat my drink out reading how his breath caught you again when he was moaning, hilarious. Trouble is, these memories go in your Bad Memory Bank. How can we ever get rid of them?? Also, sometimes I think, what if I get dementia in the future and tell people this sort of stuff without realising :-\ x
I wonder about this too! I thought I was the only one haha. I accidentally got ridiculously drunk (mixed spirits) and told someone thatI had to have an abortion because of my ex. Makes me wonder what else I could say!
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Absolutely disgusting client. He kissed me with this weird erect-tongue-shoved-through-puckered-lips technique. His breath made me gag and his tongue was weirdly dry and textured. He took off his shirt and I was met with stale armpit smell and the sight of his like 2cm long nipples. I mean, seriously. If his office has air conditioning, those things would me a major source of distraction for his colleagues. I tried to get away from his mouth by blowing him (clean smelling cock. Probably washed it in the sink) but nearly threw up because I could smell his nasty breath whenhe was moaning. Literally gagged when I looked up and got a face full of breath and caught sight of him playing with his horrifying nipples. I nearly didn't make it through the booking. Never wanted to nope the fuck out so badly. I was waiting for the last circle line train to my next booking scrubbing at my mouth with baby wipes even though I brushed my teeth afterwards trying not to cry. This was the first time I've ever felt truly disgusted with myself and job, even though I've had smelly clients before.
That sounds awful SW, I'm so sorry you felt disgusting about yourself and that you were teary afterwards. Isn't it funny how sometimes clients that (whilst being gross) are not on the surface of things the worst of the worst, can sometimes really turn your stomach. I had a client a while ago who was friendly and lovely, but just reeked of garlic. I mean really, really honked. He was obviously freshly showered and had had a breath mint but he must have been chewing garlic cloves beforehand, it was just so rank. I kept thinking I would get used to it, and didn't want to just up and leave as he was a nice person who had obviously freshly showered, meaning I couldn't really give the reason as his bad hygiene. Anyway after what felt like a three hour ordeal, I got in the car and my driver said "what have you been eating? You really really smell of garlic." I hadn't, it was just his slobbery saliva all over me was that strong. I was in tears because I felt so disgusting too, it's not nice to feel that way is it xx
I know what you mean. I've literally gone to a booking and when I rang the guy to say say I was outside he told me that he wasn't interested and whores and I took that surprisingly well. I don't know why this upset me so much.
Jesus, if ever a thread made me feel like the luckiest whore in the world this is it! I don't know whether to laugh or cringe reading some of these!
@ secret - whore please don't be disgusted with yourself or your job. It's him you should be disgusted with for being a dirty bugger. If it ever happens again show him politely to the bathroom. If he refuses cancel the booking. You shouldn't have to do things you are uncomfortable with doing this job.
Thanks and I'm learning to grow a backbone. I'm starting to burn out and it's only been 6 months for me :(
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If your burning put maybe reduce who/how many you see? Make sure your taking enough time for yourself too! And spend some of that hard earned money in what you want. Burn outs suck I've had a my own, know how horrible it feels.
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Had to share this - I had the most gross, disgusting client this week plus he had a strange cock. He arrived and I offered him a shower which he declined. Anyway we went through to the bedroom and he removed his clothes. Upon removing his trousers and underpants the room was filled with the stench of SHIT! I asked again if he would like a shower - he declined and laid down on the bed. Now I'm a trooper and an ex nurse (used to gross stuff) however I was all but gagging by now. I told him (quite nicely) that I couldn't proceed with the booking unless he showered. I was about to offer him his money back and ask him to leave, when I think he must of admitted defeat cos he asked if he could just wank himself off - result! So I kept holding my breath and less than 3 minutes later- job done. Phew! When he got up - I looked at my throw and saw he had smeared shit all over it! How can someone be so unaware? No pride or self respect or what? He said he no longer has a sex life with his wife -really?? After he left I had to open the windows to get rid of the stench of shit! I chucked my throw away. I wonder what he would have said if the roles were reversed? Also he had a hole in the side of his cock quite near the top which the cum came out of ?! It took him ages to clean himself up after. I know there a condition called Hypospadias where you are born with this. But I thought it was always put right as a small child via surgery. ??? Has anyone else seen this? I might post it as another thread. Anyway an unforgettable booking in more ways than one. Didn't know whether to laugh or cry after.
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PW Sounds like he imposed himself on you which is unpleasant and rude.
Seems more extreme than normal....fact he stinks
of shit on removing clothes ..usually it's stinky when
you get a bit close up.
Do you think he's just never washed or some bowel issue..or both?
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I honestly don't know ??? I wish I could be charitable enough to think bowel issue. I'm leaning towards not washed ! If it was a bowel issue he should have warned me. But either way yeh think ur right he imposed himself.
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I agree totally PW..I'd be tempted to do a warning on him here maybe..... ;)
All my rimming guys are scrupulously super-clean, smell like roses.
But I had a two time client who'd have a poo just before we started
and never wiped or washed his ass properly. Despite 'using' the shower.
I'd wash him clean with boiling hot flannel, soap, dettol disnfectant on the bed
like a baby, till I was satisfied. He was totally unconcerned about being bed-washed.
I sussed he did it on purpose as a perve. I overcharged him so hard, I was ok-ish with it.
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Thank fuck I'm a diet; I feel positively ill!! :-X :-X :-X :-X
If a smelly, shitty bastard comes my way, he's is OUT THE DOOR.
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SM, I know LOL !....but they catch you out out
sometimes, before you know what's happening ;D
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Had a weird one this weekend. It was an overnight and the guy had had a lot to drink.. He got a little over excited and asked me to put my finger down his willy hole (what are they called?!). I told him that it was going to hurt in the morning but no, he was adamant. Apart from feeling a bit weird, nothing too dramatic happened during but OMG after.. Blood spurting out everywhere for nearly 10 minutes!! the bedsheets looked like something out of a horror movie!
Suppose he didn't consider my long pointy acrylic nails ;D
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Today....68 yr old client had a shower and I popped
in after to check the bathroom and two little blobs of shit
on the shower floor! :o ...and a shitty towel :-\
I asked if he knew he'd shat himself, he wasn't aware
and very embarassed...and offered to clean it up.
I think he was caught short using the shower as
I heard lots of banging around.
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One of my clients asked me to wank him off into a bowl and he wanted to drink it after
when he got to do it , suddenly he couldn't drink it( said he had gone off the idea) I was quite relieved but felt sick anyway :-X
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Definately this really overweight client I had, whose penis had retracted into the skin, so I had to put my finger IN it to reach his knob head.
I swear I'm not makin this up lol, I've mentioned it before in another thread ages ago and I don't know if anyone believed me, but it was definitely the grossest thing I've experienced up to date, that combined with the fact he was so overweight he had all the skinfolds with sores going on, didn't smell too good and his skin was flaking all over my (dark) sheet. Eeeeww.
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I've had to probe into the fat to find the Willie before... I believe you!
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This is pure comedy gold. I am in absolute stitches reading these! Of course, it is horrific that you had to experience that, some men have no awareness of their personal hygiene.
I will tell you one of mine: I was using my vibrating egg on a client during anal play and instead of letting me remove it in a clean(er) and (more) hygienic manner, just yanked it out of himself. The smell that hit the room was horrendous. The stink of fresh shit hit me in the face and almost burned my eyes. Despite the smell, there was absolutely no sign of anything to explain in. At first I thought maybe he just farted; an atrocious must-have-a-sick-bowel kind of fart. So I tried to crack on with the booking but the smell had engulphed the entire room and was making me gag. By this point, my client looked embarassed and I could tell something was wrong. He said he just wanted to lie and chat for the rest of the booking, so we did. And so did the smell. At the end of the booking, he got up off the bed and that's when I saw it. A huge streak of shite across the white duvet. >:( >:(
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I've had to probe into the fat to find the Willie before... I believe you!
Phew lol, at last somebody else has came across this Fab! ;)
I'd posted it in a thread before and I got the impression everybody thought I was talking rubbish lol, but it's a true (and horrible)
story! ;D
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And hat of to you Naked Chef, there's no way I could've completed that booking, I would most definitely been violently ill.
I can't stand the smell of s***, baby's poo is bad enough, but a grown man's is an entirely different story, don't know HOW
you got through that!! ;)
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Client with smelly smegma, it left a bad taste literally :-X
Another with a broken frenulum, the bit that's under the penis tore during sex and blood everywhere. I nearly threw up it was the grossest thing that happened to me
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One of my clients asked me to wank him off into a bowl and he wanted to drink it after
when he got to do it , suddenly he couldn't drink it( said he had gone off the idea) I was quite relieved but felt sick anyway :-X
Yuck! I had a guy contact me once to ask if I could save clients used condoms so he could put all the spunk in a cup & drink it! :-X needless to say I mentioned the health & safety risks & told him to sod off. I'm just glad it was asked in an email. Vile!
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One of my clients asked me to wank him off into a bowl and he wanted to drink it after
when he got to do it , suddenly he couldn't drink it( said he had gone off the idea) I was quite relieved but felt sick anyway :-X
Yuck! I had a guy contact me once to ask if I could save clients used condoms so he could put all the spunk in a cup & drink it! :-X needless to say I mentioned the health & safety risks & told him to sod off. I'm just glad it was asked in an email. Vile!
I've had someone ask that too :-X so gross
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Oh whaaat?! You really do get strange people.. ???
Why would you want to "drink" other people's (old,stale..) spunk??
That is beyond disgusting.. I'm baffled..
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It takes all my courage to empty and clean out my little condom bin. The thought of drinking the contents...
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This is pure comedy gold. I am in absolute stitches reading these! Of course, it is horrific that you had to experience that, some men have no awareness of their personal hygiene.
I will tell you one of mine: I was using my vibrating egg on a client during anal play and instead of letting me remove it in a clean(er) and (more) hygienic manner, just yanked it out of himself. The smell that hit the room was horrendous. The stink of fresh shit hit me in the face and almost burned my eyes. Despite the smell, there was absolutely no sign of anything to explain in. At first I thought maybe he just farted; an atrocious must-have-a-sick-bowel kind of fart. So I tried to crack on with the booking but the smell had engulphed the entire room and was making me gag. By this point, my client looked embarassed and I could tell something was wrong. He said he just wanted to lie and chat for the rest of the booking, so we did. And so did the smell. At the end of the booking, he got up off the bed and that's when I saw it. A huge streak of shite across the white duvet. >:( >:(
that's utterly vile poor you
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It takes all my courage to empty and clean out my little condom bin. The thought of drinking the contents...
I ended up getting bin liners I couldn't face clearing out the bin in the end
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Had a client yesterday, while he was giving me oral, burped really loudly and right on my fanny mid-lick! He carried on as if nothing happened not a trace of embarrassment! I couldn't decide on whether to laugh or say pardon you, so i stayed quiet instead
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Had a client yesterday, while he was giving me oral, burped really loudly and right on my fanny mid-lick! He carried on as if nothing happened not a trace of embarrassment! I couldn't decide on whether to laugh or say pardon you, so i stayed quiet instead
That is the time to introduce the 'fanny fart,' Faye 8)
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Wish i could fanny fart on demand!
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Had a client yesterday, while he was giving me oral, burped really loudly and right on my fanny mid-lick! He carried on as if nothing happened not a trace of embarrassment! I couldn't decide on whether to laugh or say pardon you, so i stayed quiet instead
I had a client that kept doing soft burps, as if he had just been drinking a fizzy drink. Trouble is, this was as he was trying to waggle his stale tongue at me. He was your average, pot-bellied, middle-aged man and it was disgusting enough touching him without that. I felt completely disrespected and wanted to cry.
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This guy's BO.. It was awful..!! :( I offered him a shower, but I think he couldn't smell it himself..
It's all I could smell, it made me gag while I was giving him oral, luckily we moved on to sex pretty quick and he came really quick and
left well before time, but I had to open all the windows and defumegate the room (and myself) open all the windows and still thought
I was getting whiffs of it all day :(
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Starting my period while with a client, easily the grossest and most embarassing.
I have endemetriosis, so my cycle is impossible to figure out. It's happened to me twice, and both times I wanted to run and hide.
Oh smelly clients too, of course....I think that's an occupational hazard unfortunately isn't it.
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I was stupid enough to try to lick between the hairs on a pair of not that hairy bollocks the other week. I usually only do on totally shaven but this guy was far more skin than hair so I thought Id try as he looked so gutted when I declined his request. I have a super active gag reflex so a hair in my mouth is can literally be a boner killer whilst the guy lays there listening to me gagging like a builder in the bathroom. So...spotting a virtually bald spot I started tentatively licking and all was fine, came up for air and went to give him a bj, there must have been a hair and his cock pushed it to the back of my throat, that was it, gag, gag, flee the bedroom to bathroom gagging all the way till I got to the sink where I threw up in a really unladylike way. Looking at my lunch I considered that he may not have been able to tell the difference between the gagging sound and the throwing up sound but I had to wash the sink out and he MUST have heard that...sheepishly returned to the bedroom after gargling with the moutwash for a few minutes, giggled and said "oopsy" , worringly though he still had his boner :-[
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I was stupid enough to try to lick between the hairs on a pair of not that hairy bollocks the other week. I usually only do on totally shaven but this guy was far more skin than hair so I thought Id try as he looked so gutted when I declined his request. I have a super active gag reflex so a hair in my mouth is can literally be a boner killer whilst the guy lays there listening to me gagging like a builder in the bathroom. So...spotting a virtually bald spot I started tentatively licking and all was fine, came up for air and went to give him a bj, there must have been a hair and his cock pushed it to the back of my throat, that was it, gag, gag, flee the bedroom to bathroom gagging all the way till I got to the sink where I threw up in a really unladylike way. Looking at my lunch I considered that he may not have been able to tell the difference between the gagging sound and the throwing up sound but I had to wash the sink out and he MUST have heard that...sheepishly returned to the bedroom after gargling with the moutwash for a few minutes, giggled and said "oopsy" , worringly though he still had his boner :-[
Maybe he would have enjoyed the free 'Roman!' 8)
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This isn't really all that disgusting, and I'm not sure if anyone knows what I mean, but some guys have a kind of hard bit of skin, between
their knob-head and their shaft..
I HATE feeling that when I'm giving them OWO :(
It's on the back of the penis, not on the top, anyone know what I mean??
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I think you mean the frenulum? It's the bit that's prone to breaking in sex accidents!
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Yeah it might be called that lol, I hate the feeling of it in my mouth!
I can see how it could be prone to breaking, it seems really tight! But quite hard, you'd have to have pretty rough sex to break it ;)
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They call it...'Banjo String' lol
I was being naughty with a chap after a
rave and saw blood dripping off my hands.
He'd been circumsised 2 weeks previous and it popped.
Didn't put him off his stride one little bit.
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They call it...'Banjo String' lol
I was being naughty with a chap after a
rave and saw blood dripping off my hands.
He'd been circumsised 2 weeks previous and it popped.
Didn't put him off his stride one little bit.
Oh whaat?! That must've been agony?! Yeah, I've heard that before, banjo string lol, some guys have a really prominent, hard one
though, and it feels horrible.. :P
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Absolutely disgusting client. He kissed me with this weird erect-tongue-shoved-through-puckered-lips technique. His breath made me gag and his tongue was weirdly dry and textured. He took off his shirt and I was met with stale armpit smell and the sight of his like 2cm long nipples. I mean, seriously. If his office has air conditioning, those things would me a major source of distraction for his colleagues. I tried to get away from his mouth by blowing him (clean smelling cock. Probably washed it in the sink) but nearly threw up because I could smell his nasty breath whenhe was moaning. Literally gagged when I looked up and got a face full of breath and caught sight of him playing with his horrifying nipples. I nearly didn't make it through the booking. Never wanted to nope the fuck out so badly. I was waiting for the last circle line train to my next booking scrubbing at my mouth with baby wipes even though I brushed my teeth afterwards trying not to cry. This was the first time I've ever felt truly disgusted with myself and job, even though I've had smelly clients before.
I nearly cried reading this. I never kiss clients with bad breath. when they move in to kiss me I move my head away, if they ask why I'm doing that I tell them that they have bad breath and then they ask for mouth wash. I don't care if I offend them and by offending them they won't want to see me again. It doesn't matter because I have already decided when I got a wiff of that breath that I would not accept a booking from them ever again. Trouble is, the mouth wash doesn't really help, hence why I don't offer it to clients with horrific breath I just don't kiss them and breathe through my mouth during the entire booking then scrub myself down with dettol (diluted) brush my teeth, use mouth wash, suck on a strong mint, splash hot water on my lips and save their number as shit breath. What they need to do is scrub their tongue with a tooth brush and brush their teeth twice a day, floss and use strong mouth wash then pop some gum or mints. Mouth wash on it's own will not help them but most just have no idea how to be clean. And no, drinking or eating something will not kill the germs in your mouth that is causing your breath to stink like that nor would it disguise the odor. These are all big men, for fuck sake, fix up man. Imagine a fucking prostitute have to send you to wash your ass in the bathroom. A fucking embarrassment. We have to start treating them like a baby. When they come for a booking shower them in the bath tub then lay them on the bed and clean them some more with baby wipes then apply deodorant. If they think they can show up as stink as ever and think I would still do everything because they have paid and I shouldn't care if they stink they are so fucking wrong. I would send there ass back home ::) Its clients like that that make me appreciate the clients that have proper hygiene. Its simple, if your clean you have a better time as I feel more comfortable and relax giving a better service. I cannot work properly in these unsanitary conditions.
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Absolutely disgusting client. He kissed me with this weird erect-tongue-shoved-through-puckered-lips technique. His breath made me gag and his tongue was weirdly dry and textured. He took off his shirt and I was met with stale armpit smell and the sight of his like 2cm long nipples. I mean, seriously. If his office has air conditioning, those things would me a major source of distraction for his colleagues. I tried to get away from his mouth by blowing him (clean smelling cock. Probably washed it in the sink) but nearly threw up because I could smell his nasty breath whenhe was moaning. Literally gagged when I looked up and got a face full of breath and caught sight of him playing with his horrifying nipples. I nearly didn't make it through the booking. Never wanted to nope the fuck out so badly. I was waiting for the last circle line train to my next booking scrubbing at my mouth with baby wipes even though I brushed my teeth afterwards trying not to cry. This was the first time I've ever felt truly disgusted with myself and job, even though I've had smelly clients before.
I nearly cried reading this. I never kiss clients with bad breath. when they move in to kiss me I move my head away, if they ask why I'm doing that I tell them that they have bad breath and then they ask for mouth wash. I don't care if I offend them and by offending them they won't want to see me again. It doesn't matter because I have already decided when I got a wiff of that breath that I would not accept a booking from them ever again. Trouble is, the mouth wash doesn't really help, hence why I don't offer it to clients with horrific breath I just don't kiss them and breathe through my mouth during the entire booking then scrub myself down with dettol (diluted) brush my teeth, use mouth wash, suck on a strong mint, splash hot water on my lips and save their number as shit breath. What they need to do is scrub their tongue with a tooth brush and brush their teeth twice a day, floss and use strong mouth wash then pop some gum or mints. Mouth wash on it's own will not help them but most just have no idea how to be clean. And no, drinking or eating something will not kill the germs in your mouth that is causing your breath to stink like that nor would it disguise the odor. These are all big men, for fuck sake, fix up man. Imagine a fucking prostitute have to send you to wash your ass in the bathroom. A fucking embarrassment. We have to start treating them like a baby. When they come for a booking shower them in the bath tub then lay them on the bed and clean them some more with baby wipes then apply deodorant. If they think they can show up as stink as ever and think I would still do everything because they have paid and I shouldn't care if they stink they are so fucking wrong. I would send there ass back home ::) Its clients like that that make me appreciate the clients that have proper hygiene. Its simple, if your clean you have a better time as I feel more comfortable and relax giving a better service. I cannot work properly in these unsanitary conditions.
I love kissing, I think having sex with someone and not kissing is so awkward and unnatural but I will not kiss anyone (or passionately kiss) who's foaming at the mouth, has bad breath or has a strong smokers breath since I'm a non smoker. Anyone who says I hardly kiss them is one of the above.
I have mouthwash in my bathroom and mints in my bedroom so if they aren't fresh and refuse to use either of those then it's their own fault.
I don't understand those who spend so much of their hard earned on an escort that they don't bother with basic hygiene as they only deprive themselves of certain services and a level of intimacy that would otherwise be available.
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Can't beat that either. Had a few gross happenings. The last one a few days ago finger up his bum could feel his hard shit up there :-X thank fuck for condom on finger but when I took it out I could smell the shit :-X got away from arse and binned condom quick sharp. >:(
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Can't beat that either. Had a few gross happenings. The last one a few days ago finger up his bum could feel his hard shit up there :-X thank fuck for condom on finger but when I took it out I could smell the shit :-X got away from arse and binned condom quick sharp. >:(
Revolting but when you start messing about with people's pooping area, you have to expect some poop. I couldn't stomach it, I can't associate sex (where your suppose to be enjoying yourself) with anything that's gross like poop so I avoid those areas entirely x
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Not the most revolting in my back catalogue...but a while back did a booking, no probs. He showered then rather oddly tried to put the towel straight in the washing machine.
I found out why after...a massive skid mark on the towel. Which begs the question what was he doing in the shower since he sure as hell wasn't washing himself?!
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Can't beat that either. Had a few gross happenings. The last one a few days ago finger up his bum could feel his hard shit up there :-X thank fuck for condom on finger but when I took it out I could smell the shit :-X got away from arse and binned condom quick sharp. >:(
Revolting but when you start messing about with people's pooping area, you have to expect some poop. I couldn't stomach it, I can't associate sex (where your suppose to be enjoying yourself) with anything that's gross like poop so I avoid those areas entirely x
Totally agreed guess I just wasnt expecting it its never happened in 9 years though, and iv done fingers up bum loads :-X
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Can't beat that either. Had a few gross happenings. The last one a few days ago finger up his bum could feel his hard shit up there :-X thank fuck for condom on finger but when I took it out I could smell the shit :-X got away from arse and binned condom quick sharp. >:(
Revolting but when you start messing about with people's pooping area, you have to expect some poop. I couldn't stomach it, I can't associate sex (where your suppose to be enjoying yourself) with anything that's gross like poop so I avoid those areas entirely x
Totally agreed guess I just wasnt expecting it its never happened in 9 years though, and iv done fingers up bum loads :-X
I've done it loads too, I always wear latex or vinyl gloves and a condom on finger/toy too, never had shit come through them yet ;-) Afterwards I use a hospital strength hand cleanser, then when the clients gone I do what surgeons do, get a scrubbing brush, loads of soap and give my hands, nails and arms a proper good scrub up :-)
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Can't beat that either. Had a few gross happenings. The last one a few days ago finger up his bum could feel his hard shit up there :-X thank fuck for condom on finger but when I took it out I could smell the shit :-X got away from arse and binned condom quick sharp. >:(
Revolting but when you start messing about with people's pooping area, you have to expect some poop. I couldn't stomach it, I can't associate sex (where your suppose to be enjoying yourself) with anything that's gross like poop so I avoid those areas entirely x
Totally agreed guess I just wasnt expecting it its never happened in 9 years though, and iv done fingers up bum loads :-X
I've done it loads too, I always wear latex or vinyl gloves and a condom on finger/toy too, never had shit come through them yet ;-) Afterwards I use a hospital strength hand cleanser, then when the clients gone I do what surgeons do, get a scrubbing brush, loads of soap and give my hands, nails and arms a proper good scrub up :-)
A condom, always a condom and then yes a very thorough scrub too!!!!
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Don't read if you're eating - got to be feeling a travelling of shit under my finger nail as I was giving prostate massage; happened so quick and made me run to loo (to sort myself apparently - no it was to vom and thoroughly soak my hands) Going to bring up my cheese on toast at the thought :-\
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Not the most revolting in my back catalogue...but a while back did a booking, no probs. He showered then rather oddly tried to put the towel straight in the washing machine.
I found out why after...a massive skid mark on the towel. Which begs the question what was he doing in the shower since he sure as hell wasn't washing himself?!
Oh Jesus - haaaaaa - that towel would have been bagged and binned - eugh!!
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This thread will give me nightmares!
I had a long term arrangement with a guy for overnight or weekend bookings, we got quite close and with him being hundreds of miles away we always had a little build up to our meets via Skype or phone...one night we were having phone sex and afterwards he sent me a video or him cumming into a glass and swallowing the lot. I think the bit that grossed me out was that he then sent me a still of him holding it all in his mouth and a text asking if I was jealous. The sight of certain things makes me gag so easily, that seen my dinner come up.
Or the guy who licked his lumpy cum off me and tried to French kiss me, it was either vomit or spit and given position we were in, I didn't have much choice so I ended up spitting it all over his face and chest...thankfully he seen the funny side but it still makes me feel ill thinking about it. :-X
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he sent me a video or him cumming into a glass and swallowing the lot. I think the bit that grossed me out was that he then sent me a still of him holding it all in his mouth and a text asking if I was jealous.
Asked if you were jealous!? Now that's deluded! ??? I have a client who arrives in a chastity device, I whip him and call him names, near the end of the booking I make him wank himself off into a glass and he slowly drinks it (all his ideas not mine lol)
The most grossest thing I can think of though, is a client asked me if I wanted to 'douche' him before a strap on session errr No thanks!!!
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I've never finished with a client, shut the door with a smile, then go and almost be sick (and I use a strap-on and have dealt with smelly accidents).
Had a client today who I saw a couple of months ago. I remember him being really slimy, with lack of a better word, but today was just a little too much. I can deal with spit and saliva, but I've never dealt with someone spitting inside me so much that I could then hear him drinking it back out of my vagina. Seriously, saliva everywhere. Wanted it all over his face, and he kept sucking the saliva out my mouth and from my tongue... I think what made it worse was how bad his breath was. I see guys who like spit and saliva, but this was seriously something else...
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I've never finished with a client, shut the door with a smile, then go and almost be sick (and I use a strap-on and have dealt with smelly accidents).
Had a client today who I saw a couple of months ago. I remember him being really slimy, with lack of a better word, but today was just a little too much. I can deal with spit and saliva, but I've never dealt with someone spitting inside me so much that I could then hear him drinking it back out of my vagina. Seriously, saliva everywhere. Wanted it all over his face, and he kept sucking the saliva out my mouth and from my tongue... I think what made it worse was how bad his breath was. I see guys who like spit and saliva, but this was seriously something else...
Oh no that's put me off my cup of tea I need a gin and tonic now!! Sounds like he's got a serious saliva fetish....I've just had a horrible thought that someone's possibly be in a relationship with that slimefreak..what a nightmare! Urgggh :-(
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I seriously hate the spitting dudes. I have been known to say "Did you just SPIT on me, young man? Don't do it again!"
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I don't mind a little bit of spit on me down below if used as lube lol but that guy seemed to have taken it to extremes, allover his face and drinking it out YUK! A few clients have tried dribbling in my mouth whilst kissing I move my face away and wipe my mouth
Someone texted me the other week asking for 'spit swapping' WTF I told him to ummm go away not very politely lol
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I used to have this lovely regular - always clean and straight out of the shower at his home before coming over to me. But one time as he lay down for his massage, I was horrified to see a lump of poo in his lower back. It was the size of a satsuma. I said: "Err, hate to tell you this but....."
He was really embarrassed but I still wonder how it got there as his bum was so fresh.
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I've never finished with a client, shut the door with a smile, then go and almost be sick (and I use a strap-on and have dealt with smelly accidents).
No personal offense to nice men, (who enjoy this type of play)but when they want a strapon, it would be useful if he did at least some partial or more thorough anal cleaning up. Just go and see the escort without any sort of anal preparation towards strapon play is simply unrealistic or unpleasant to escorts: strapon will cause the brown contents to leak out and cause offensive smells all over the room etc. Escorts who offer Anal prepare herself to do anal / anal play which would take up a lot of time.
I recently had a client, who was completely prepared for this play. He was thoroughly prepared and the session was pleasant. I was thoroughly impressed. Some men probably watch porn in anal / strap on etc and think or assume that everyone is clean regardless (without any sort of preparation). Pornstars / escorts spend some time / ages to clean up to prepare himself or herself.
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I used to have this lovely regular - always clean and straight out of the shower at his home before coming over to me. But one time as he lay down for his massage, I was horrified to see a lump of poo in his lower back. It was the size of a satsuma. I said: "Err, hate to tell you this but....."
He was really embarrassed but I still wonder how it got there as his bum was so fresh.
That is hilarious.
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Blood in semen after spitting after CIM.
Ew.
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Always after pulling out the anal vibe especially with the horrid smell and the mess. It always makes me cringe professionalism is out of the window at that moment. Luckily not many want it now, wouldn't it be easier to to turn gay getting a hard one up there.
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Blood in semen after spitting after CIM.
Ew.
Sounds like he had some medical problems, getting their blood in my mouth would make me paranoid.
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I think ita relates to prostate probs, he was old. Told him to go docs and refused rest of his bookings.
Ew ew ew. X
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Postage cancer or just some infection. Not pleasant! I have used a but plug (covered) on a dude once. When I pulled out, the condom had some smear of blood, didn't look too good. It's the sight which I wish I could forget... :-[
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It is now lol (Shewolf) :)
I refuse to do anything with bums. They can rim me and even put a finger in a little bit but I will not go near theirs....eww!!
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I have known this guy for about 3 and a half years and due to erection problems, his visit consists of teasing, sucking and rimming with a CIM finish.
A few weeks ago, whilst rimming, I noted a different taste but got on with the job. Afterwards he wiped his bum and I could see brown stains on the baby wipe. Now this guy is normally very clean so I thought would get in a discrete baby wipe test next visit.
Next visit, there he is arse in the air and I pretend to use too much lube and wipe his arse...if you are eating don't read anymore....lets just say fifty shades of brown. He asks if there is a problem and I politely say no before cleaning his arse and getting on with the job in hand. I was mortified and it was obvious he hadn't cleaned his arse and was expecting me to clean it for him.
He visits again but this time I say I have an engagement at the weekend and don't want a tummy bug so use an oral dam. Well ladies and gents, after rimming I check the dam......and almost vomited. If I had of rimmed without the dam....well lets just say the only song that came to mind was a brown girl in the ring tra lalalala.
Without meaning to sound like the newly elected president but from this day forth....no more rimming without a dam.
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If I had of rimmed without the dam....well lets just say the only song that came to mind was a brown girl in the ring tra lalalala.
Without meaning to sound like the newly elected president but from this day forth....no more rimming without a dam.
Hahahaha, sorry that sounds horrible but "Brown Girl in the Ring" is cracking me up!
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Sounds like hes got some leaky arse going on there xx
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It might not be as disgusting as some of your experiences... I had an incall in the hotel I used for work, older guy lied down and ... I saw a brown mark, he hasn't cleaned / wiped his ass properly! I asked him wtf is that ! He just said "you might want to put a towel..". I said noooo, you didn't clean your ass, how old are you? How disgusting. Get out. He said that he just got to my room , he wanted money back but I was assertive and I kicked him out.
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This isn't really the 'grossest thing that has happened to me' but....I went on an outcall and the client was in a lovely room with perfect fresh white sheets...he decided he wanted anal play on him with toys so I did my usual procedure of gloved hands, condoms on the toys/strap on, I didn't put towels down as it wasn't my place. When I had finished and started to tidy my things away to leave I looked at the bed and it had shit stains all over it!!!! Maybe next time he will think to clean/douch his ass before indulging in bum fun lol
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I see a guy who, when we are doing the business, always emits a smell of shit. There's never any evidence but he must be leaking. Unless it's me? hahahaha
Maybe these guys do clean themselves before but just shite themselves slightly during the act? hahaha (GRIM OR WHAT)
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The grossest things to happen to me to date are;
Rimming a client who smelt clean, looked clean etc, but when I put my finger inside it came out covered in poo no joke, yellowish slimey poo, it was even on the bed! I got up and said I needed the loo and washed my hands I felt sick! After that I just wanted to get out of there.
Second one was a client who I had seen several times before, really nice fun guy, I was giving him a blowjob and licking his balls and then he let rip TWICE and I moved my head so quick he was embarrassed and said sorry, I just didn't wanna inhale it ewww!
Had a booking yesterday with a client I see once about every six weeks every single time his hygiene has been fine and he's always smelt clean, yesterday I could smell that he wasn't fresh at all, not overly smelly but not shower fresh and kind of a sweat smell. Anyway, I go to the loo to get changed after the booking has ended and I notice a towel on the floor covered in stains and the bathroom smelt of poo. So he had a shit and rather than use the tissue provided he used a towel and put it on the floor!!! I don't think I'll be seeing that one again things like that really put me off ???
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Not gross, but I offer swallowing with a note if they ask that if I have to spit, I have to spit and I'll refund them the extra. Because lumpy cum just grosses me out and I'm not swallowing that.
Anyway, client comes and gives me the money. Regular so I just put it to the side, halfway through the booking he tells me he wants swallowing... but he doesn't say it, he kind of hints around it not making sense. Finally says it because of my confused face, he'd included it in the money but not mentioned it at all at any point before that. Am I supposed to be psychic?
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My nastiest and scariest was when i first started and got an outcall to a clients house. He let me in and it was pitch black. I was slapping the walls saying wheres the light switch then one came on. His house was like something out of silence of the lambs. Cluttered up boxes up to the ceiling and loads of shit. He said we are going in there he had a bed to the side of his kitchen in a utility room with food and crap on it. He was a very overweight guy. I backed out and said soz i dont feel comfortable here and left. That was one horrid place. He messaged after to come to mine one day but i blocked him as the whole experience was horrid. That was when i first started and it made me very careful of outcalls in future xx
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oh my god this thread
I feel really fortunate to have had properly showered clients, but I also never do anal play and usually join them in the shower first whenever possible to make sure they wash up...one of my regular clients had booked a night a his place but cancelled because apparently it hadn't been cleaned in 10+ years, and he feared the cleaning ladies would judge him lol. I could only imagine the state of it, he was a lazy hoarder.
One instance was during massage, I used an oil and he had a lot of blackheads on his back, which came out as grits with the oil it was rather nasty but I would assume this happens frequently with masseuses!
finding pubic hair in between teeth is never pleasant either x
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oh my god this thread
finding pubic hair in between teeth is never pleasant either x
Or worse trying to find a pubic hair thats in the back of your mouth...
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Not gross, but I offer swallowing with a note if they ask that if I have to spit, I have to spit and I'll refund them the extra. Because lumpy cum just grosses me out and I'm not swallowing that.
Anyway, client comes and gives me the money. Regular so I just put it to the side, halfway through the booking he tells me he wants swallowing... but he doesn't say it, he kind of hints around it not making sense. Finally says it because of my confused face, he'd included it in the money but not mentioned it at all at any point before that. Am I supposed to be psychic?
How about spitting it on them & just keeping the money? You've taken the health risk by having it in your mouth.
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I go one further. A client spits on me, I kick up a fuss, make sure he knows I'm disgusted, point to the lube and tell him that's what it's for ... then leave him lying chastised while I go off and shower immediately. Then we have to start all over again.
A telling off isn't enough for the disgusting spitters.
I seriously hate the spitting dudes. I have been known to say "Did you just SPIT on me, young man? Don't do it again!"
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Not grosse for me but I was fucking a client with a strap on and he had a massive yellow pimple on his arse, I soooooo wanted to pop it! If he was a reg I would have. I actually watch pimple popping on YouTube all the time.
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Not grosse for me but I was fucking a client with a strap on and he had a massive yellow pimple on his arse, I soooooo wanted to pop it! If he was a reg I would have. I actually watch pimple popping on YouTube all the time.
Oh god, I had one like that last week and I soooo wanted to pop it. I love Dr Pimple Popper on YouTube !
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Not grosse for me but I was fucking a client with a strap on and he had a massive yellow pimple on his arse, I soooooo wanted to pop it! If he was a reg I would have. I actually watch pimple popping on YouTube all the time.
THIS seriously made me laugh. I remember once after a booking ended, the client showered and upon checking the bathroom I found a bloody tampax. I just prayed the guy hadn't seen it....
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Not grosse for me but I was fucking a client with a strap on and he had a massive yellow pimple on his arse, I soooooo wanted to pop it! If he was a reg I would have. I actually watch pimple popping on YouTube all the time.
I would have been tempted to ask him if I could pop it. I need to watch this pimple popping on YouTube sounds fab! :-)))
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Oh god, I had one like that last week and I soooo wanted to pop it. I love Dr Pimple Popper on YouTube !
I watch her too!
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Oh no that's put me off my cup of tea I need a gin and tonic now!! Sounds like he's got a serious saliva fetish....I've just had a horrible thought that someone's possibly be in a relationship with that slimefreak..what a nightmare! Urgggh :-(
Ooh that's discusting , reminded me of my 'st Bernard kisser' just dribbled into my mouth for two hours Lord !
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Man alive, I can't beat that.
Way back when in the days when I did OWO, I once had a (very) elderly gent pee in my mouth a little bit during a bj - I don't think he had any idea he'd done it, so I just spat it on the duvet cover and carried on like the game girl I am. Fortunately it was an outcall.
Oh my days ..I really think we should have a like button ,you trooper !
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I would have been tempted to ask him if I could pop it. I need to watch this pimple popping on YouTube sounds fab! :-)))
You'll be on it for hours trust me! It's strangely addictive.
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Ooh that's discusting , reminded me of my 'st Bernard kisser' just dribbled into my mouth for two hours Lord !
I hate that type of 'kiss' where they put their whole tongue flat and sort of spread all the wetness over your mouth!
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You'll be on it for hours trust me! It's strangely addictive.
I'm gonna have a look tonight :-)
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I'm gonna have a look tonight :-)
Honestly you'll get addicted. I literally have an email alert set up so I get an email if she posts a ne vid :-[
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Honestly you'll get addicted. I literally have an email alert set up so I get an email if she posts a ne vid :-[
I actually sometimes wish I'd get a massive boil to squeeze, that's sick isn't it? ???
I would love her job.
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I actually sometimes wish I'd get a massive boil to squeeze, that's sick isn't it? ???
I would love her job.
I think you just found your niche ;D
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I think you just found your niche ;D
I might put it on my aw profile.
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You'll be on it for hours trust me! It's strangely addictive.
I never ( well the odd little one but v v rare) get spots luckily but I asked a guy what was nip pin' on my back , he said a little spot , so asked if it was ready to go, he said yes ,so I asked him to pop lol.
I watch pimple popper , find it cathartic , but if you can handle the worlds largest cyst that's hardcore I love it lol.
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The grossest thing that happened to me has been all the telltale signs of ageing. Luckily, punters are nice enough to overlook these wrinkly, saggy bits. It's quite shocking. Should learn to grow some thick skin. Any advice from older escorts? :o no way I'm gonna have any tummy tuck though. :)
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If you don't want to go under the knife. Then you just have to accept and embrace it.
You can improve some things with a bit of work. If you're butt is sagging, Get on your bike literally.
Work hard in the gym or even better get out on the roads or parks. Unless you are really disiplined you won't push yourself hard enough in the gym. A few hills will sort you out, great for lifting the bum, out on the roads will also work sagging arms and your thighs and midriff. 5-6 hilly miles 3x a week.
Wrinkles, well the jury is probably out as to whether they work. I reckon we all start using them when the damage is down. Start in your 20s when your skin is still great. Avoid sun beds. My mum had a friend who was the same age and lived in Saudi for years. When they were 40 she looked 8-9 years older than my mum. She is now 60 and looks awful.
Be true in your advertising, don't try and pass yourself of as younger if your wrinkles are saying otherwise. There is a place for everyone. A couple of my regulars have told me they would never see a 20s girl.
But if anyone has any tips for lifting boobs non surgically, I would be forever grateful
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Wrinkles. Should say the jury is out regarding fancy skin creams
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I'm starting to feel like a broken record here, but can we get back on topic please? The topic is sex work :).
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Thank you, naughtyforty.
I guess our bodies are the commercial products, unlike other professions where you can simply hide under smart clothing. Thank you for sharing the positivity. :D
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We are selling our bodies at the end of the day and I think we have a professional obligation to keep our bodies in the condition our customers expect. I go to the gym (although not as often as I'd like) and I'm careful to eat enough that I don't lose too much weight, because my customer base likes my curves. I think of beauty/fitness regime as basic maintenance: I expect my hairdresser to have access to the latest dye techniques. I expect my driver to be good at driving and not be 1 ticket from losing their license.
Anyway to bring this back to the original topic:
Yesterday I finished my period. This morning there was no sign of it, so I didn't use a Beppy. All was fine through 4 bookings, then number 5 decides he's going to finger me hard (tbf he's a regular and I expected this and like it). He must have knocked against my cervix and restarted bleeding, which I didn't notice, until I realised he'd wiped his hand on the pillow and left a bloody streak.
And I'm in a hotel :-[
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We are selling our bodies at the end of the day and I think we have a professional obligation to keep our bodies in the condition our customers expect. I go to the gym (although not as often as I'd like) and I'm careful to eat enough that I don't lose too much weight, because my customer base likes my curves. I think of beauty/fitness regime as basic maintenance: I expect my hairdresser to have access to the latest dye techniques. I expect my driver to be good at driving and not be 1 ticket from losing their license.
. Yup, you got to be sexy, not gross! :)
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. Yup, you got to be sexy, not gross! :)
I think you've got to be yourself regardless of appearance and in my own opinion ( it's not a statement) some guys don't want the best looking girl in the world ( because it can make them feel less attractive or self conscious ) .
I think gross is a very strong word but I truly believe there's somebody for everyone .
Hygiene is more important than attractiveness , and what's attractive to one is not always to another , mean I've seen some girls profiles that are less than my ideal of attractive but their busy , and have personality .
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Yes I agree - you don't have to look like a supermodel, and in my case I'm plus size and obviously appeal to that target market. But you do need to be seen as making an effort. If you greet a punter with greasy hair, 2 days worth of stubble on your fanjo, and make no effort at conversation, you're not going to get a lot of repeat business!
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Was recalling this the other day with a touring buddy so thought I'd share as it's weirdly funny now LOL.
I had a client a while back, he was a little bit simple but was an easy booking. Or so I thought! Deed done and off he went to shower. Came out of en-suite and closed door behind him. I showed him out. This is where it all went horribly wrong. I walked into the bathroom to tidy and OMG the stench.....he had crapped everywhere!!! Everywhere but IN the toilet, hadn't even lifted the lid, had crapped on that...the shower tray was covered...it was up the door...just everywhere!!! Needless to say he is stored in my phone now as shitty pants!!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Was recalling this the other day with a touring buddy so thought I'd share as it's weirdly funny now LOL.
I had a client a while back, he was a little bit simple but was an easy booking. Or so I thought! Deed done and off he went to shower. Came out of en-suite and closed door behind him. I showed him out. This is where it all went horribly wrong. I walked into the bathroom to tidy and OMG the stench.....he had crapped everywhere!!! Everywhere but IN the toilet, hadn't even lifted the lid, had crapped on that...the shower tray was covered...it was up the door...just everywhere!!! Needless to say he is stored in my phone now as shitty pants!!!! ;D ;D ;D
I bet he did that on purpose!! I've heard too many similar stories like this for it not to have been done on purpose. Dirty Bugger
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I think you've got to be yourself regardless of appearance and in my own opinion ( it's not a statement) some guys don't want the best looking girl in the world ( because it can make them feel less attractive or self conscious ) .
I think gross is a very strong word but I truly believe there's somebody for everyone .
Hygiene is more important than attractiveness , and what's attractive to one is not always to another , mean I've seen some girls profiles that are less than my ideal of attractive but their busy , and have personality .
Great advice, GP. You rock. . . :)
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Yes I agree - you don't have to look like a supermodel, and in my case I'm plus size and obviously appeal to that target market. But you do need to be seen as making an effort. If you greet a punter with greasy hair, 2 days worth of stubble on your fanjo, and make no effort at conversation, you're not going to get a lot of repeat business!
Plus size is not an issue. You will find out the horror of going through aging whilst escorting at some point in your life. Maybe, you wouldn't with the positive attitude.
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Well I'm already in my 40s. I hope to get another 10 years. I've already used the phrase "Young man, my vagina is not a trampoline!" before ;D
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Plus size is not an issue. You will find out the horror of going through aging whilst escorting at some point in your life. Maybe, you wouldn't with the positive attitude.
I think that's only when you start young - and are generally a lot more sensitive about it, e.g. hitting 25, then 30. I didn't start escorting until 47 and have zero fucks to give about my age. I'll keep whoring as long as I'm enjoying it and physically capable!
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That's great. Power of positivity. I know men don't care but sadly, I can be the worst self-critic!
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Well I'm already in my 40s. I hope to get another 10 years. I've already used the phrase "Young man, my vagina is not a trampoline!" before ;D
;D Another 10 yrs? 30 more like . . . :)
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Great advice, GP. You rock. . . :)
Ah that's so nice , been 'rockin ' this week that's for sure , tones up the bum !!! thanks Lucie x
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Anyway to bring this back to the original topic:
Thank you VC. I'll split off the posts about ageing and whatever when I get to a computer because it's well worth a thread on it's own, but once again in the meantime can we please try to stick with the subject?
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Well I'm already in my 40s. I hope to get another 10 years. I've already used the phrase "Young man, my vagina is not a trampoline!" before ;D
Ha ha ha I'm going to remember that it's a non offensive way of saying stuff lol
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Thank you VC. I'll split off the posts about ageing and whatever when I get to a computer because it's well worth a thread on it's own, but once again in the meantime can we please try to stick with the subject?
That's brilliant, thank you, Amy. :)
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I was on an overnight booking, quite a strange one...He just wanted to have some drinks in the hotel bar for a few hours and then go to his room, for some unknown reason we just didn't click so it was a bit of an awkward booking to start with trying to get some convo going.. Anyway on arrival in the room he 'grunted' at me signalling that he wanted me to suck his cock so being a bit tipsy I opened his trousers and without checking (as I usually do) went down and got his cock out and put it straight in my mouth, well suddenly I felt a weird sensation a gross cheesy substance was coating his cock and all behind the foreskin (thick like dairylea but much more vile, it wasn't cum it must have been the day/s cheesy build up ugh!! By then I already had a mouthful of it and didn't know what to do so I just spat it into my hand and sort of wiped it into the bed sheets hoping it would disappear into the cotton as I was having to spend all night in that bed with him!
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OH GOD NO. just no.
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I was on an overnight booking, quite a strange one...He just wanted to have some drinks in the hotel bar for a few hours and then go to his room, for some unknown reason we just didn't click so it was a bit of an awkward booking to start with trying to get some convo going.. Anyway on arrival in the room he 'grunted' at me signalling that he wanted me to suck his cock so being a bit tipsy I opened his trousers and without checking (as I usually do) went down and got his cock out and put it straight in my mouth, well suddenly I felt a weird sensation a gross cheesy substance was coating his cock and all behind the foreskin (thick like dairylea but much more vile, it wasn't cum it must have been the day/s cheesy build up ugh!! By then I already had a mouthful of it and didn't know what to do so I just spat it into my hand and sort of wiped it into the bed sheets hoping it would disappear into the cotton as I was having to spend all night in that bed with him!
Oh god that's so vile. I hope you got him the shower quick and told him off for being so gross. I swear, it angers me so much that there are grown men out there who don't know how to wash themselves.
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Oh god that's so vile. I hope you got him the shower quick and told him off for being so gross. I swear, it angers me so much that there are grown men out there who don't know how to wash themselves.
It was when I first started escorting and was very na?ve I didn't dare say anything in case he asked for the money back!
The thing is he said that he had travelled over from Ireland that day just to see me (I asked him why aren't there any escorts over there and he said something about they weren't very good which I found odd) I can't understand why he didn't think to have a shower before meeting me and still can't work out whether he did it on purpose or genuinely doesn't know that he needs to wash his cock!!!
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Well I'm already in my 40s. I hope to get another 10 years. I've already used the phrase "Young man, my vagina is not a trampoline!" before ;D
I've said "I'm an old lady, not a deck chair" to a guy who wanted to snog in missionary with my ankles over his shoulders.
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I recently had a client who broke wind during sex more than once. Once was when I was giving him oral, and then a few more times during the sex itself. And it wasn't one of those non fragrant types either.
:-X :'(
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Ive had two clients fart while ive been giving them bjs. Must be the pressure build up :-[ x
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So for the first time I had a client poop himself today. Was just doing my normal routine riding away, he pops everything is good, give him the little bin for the used condom and then he gets off the bed and it's just sitting there....This little nugget where he'd been laying I guess the force of orgasm blew it out or something and I'm just staring at it and he's like "Oh that happens sometimes, I'll leave that one with you" "NO YOU WILL NOT GET BACK HERE AND PICK UP YOUR SHIT RIGHT NOW" so we had this scene where he goes to get some toilet paper and picks it off the bed all while I'm stood there naked arms folded with a stern look on my face. Then it's like " NO NOT IN THE BIN THAT'S FOR CONDOMS PUT IT IN THE TOILET" I felt like a mother telling a naughty child off. Had to do some emergency laundry after that.
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So for the first time I had a client poop himself today. Was just doing my normal routine riding away, he pops everything is good, give him the little bin for the used condom and then he gets off the bed and it's just sitting there....This little nugget where he'd been laying I guess the force of orgasm blew it out or something and I'm just staring at it and he's like "Oh that happens sometimes, I'll leave that one with you" "NO YOU WILL NOT GET BACK HERE AND PICK UP YOUR SHIT RIGHT NOW" so we had this scene where he goes to get some toilet paper and picks it off the bed all while I'm stood there naked arms folded with a stern look on my face. Then it's like " NO NOT IN THE BIN THAT'S FOR CONDOMS PUT IT IN THE TOILET" I felt like a mother telling a naughty child off. Had to do some emergency laundry after that.
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"Oh that sometimes happens"
Well done you for staying reasonably calm. I think I would have lost it.
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Hilarious.
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That is pretty funny. The stern face and folded arms particularly made me lol xxx
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The unwashed pubes..it was HARD :-\ I offered a shower but he insisted that he had a shower this morning. If he did, he certainly did not use any soap... :( I thought about this forum when this happened as I remembered some comments on this. It was my turn...I felt sick afterwards and now I'm getting some headache.
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So for the first time I had a client poop himself today. Was just doing my normal routine riding away, he pops everything is good, give him the little bin for the used condom and then he gets off the bed and it's just sitting there....This little nugget where he'd been laying I guess the force of orgasm blew it out or something and I'm just staring at it and he's like "Oh that happens sometimes, I'll leave that one with you" "NO YOU WILL NOT GET BACK HERE AND PICK UP YOUR SHIT RIGHT NOW" so we had this scene where he goes to get some toilet paper and picks it off the bed all while I'm stood there naked arms folded with a stern look on my face. Then it's like " NO NOT IN THE BIN THAT'S FOR CONDOMS PUT IT IN THE TOILET" I felt like a mother telling a naughty child off. Had to do some emergency laundry after that.
It's called a "love nugget." Don't ask me how I know that. :-X
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It's called a "love nugget." Don't ask me how I know that. :-X
Well great now all I can imagine is this little nugget singing "I just called to say I love you". I'm not gonna sleep tonight.
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Well great now all I can imagine is this little nugget singing "I just called to say I love you". I'm not gonna sleep tonight.
Hopefully it's not an obsessive love. You don't need a stinky little stalker.
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ive shown this thread to a couple of close friends to dispel their opinion that i earn my money the "easy way". Some of the things we go through are downright disgusting. My worse one was, like another lady has already mentioned, was fingering a guys bum and seeing poo under my fingernail...oh and pulling out a toy from another bum and it was covered in poo...and still managing to be professional when i wanted to just chuck them out the door urrrghhhh
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My last client was a nice guy but I won't get over the state of his foreskin for a long, long time. I literally had to go under there with my finger and dig. He said it wasn't uncomfortable, so I don't know why he never did this, himself. I found a chunk.... A CHUNK... of smegma the size of a pea. It was brown with a green hue.
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Man alive, I can't beat that.
Way back when in the days when I did OWO, I once had a (very) elderly gent pee in my mouth a little bit during a bj - I don't think he had any idea he'd done it, so I just spat it on the duvet cover and carried on like the game girl I am. Fortunately it was an outcall.
Amy your a true professional
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I was on an overnight booking, quite a strange one...He just wanted to have some drinks in the hotel bar for a few hours and then go to his room, for some unknown reason we just didn't click so it was a bit of an awkward booking to start with trying to get some convo going.. Anyway on arrival in the room he 'grunted' at me signalling that he wanted me to suck his cock so being a bit tipsy I opened his trousers and without checking (as I usually do) went down and got his cock out and put it straight in my mouth, well suddenly I felt a weird sensation a gross cheesy substance was coating his cock and all behind the foreskin (thick like dairylea but much more vile, it wasn't cum it must have been the day/s cheesy build up ugh!! By then I already had a mouthful of it and didn't know what to do so I just spat it into my hand and sort of wiped it into the bed sheets hoping it would disappear into the cotton as I was having to spend all night in that bed with him!
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That could cause Ptsd seriously .you brave lady
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Many years ago when I first started I had a guy come visit me at my place , he was told I don't do
Cim ,he was drunk and vile couldn't get hard , he sat on my sofa with his pants down near his ankles grunting , he cum in my mouth I was sick on his leg a bit , I stood up and said he'd made me vomit .
I stopped the booking because he was so awful.
He got up off the sofa and the sofa cushion was covered in shit, he says to me looking at it" oh did I do that ? "
I said "it wasn't there before you came in."
I couldn't keep that sofa after that I got rid.
I'd drunk alot of whisky after he had gone I felt violated :-X
That had to be my worse ..
Ladies you've had some seriously vile ones too ...
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Once I was doing an oral to a man and
I was watching as something brown was coming out of his ass.... !!!
It was unsettling for me, it's disgusting ... !!! :FF
Change position, thank goodness I pay only 15 minutes ....
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Once I was doing an oral to a man and
I was watching as something brown was coming out of his ass.... !!!
It was unsettling for me, it's disgusting ... !!! :FF
Change position, thank goodness I pay only 15 minutes ....
Something similar happened to me but that f**** pig farted before nearly shat himself in to my face. Then he started to laugh and I knew it wasn't an accident!!! I was horrified newbie and scared to kick him out of my door.
Nowadays I wouldn't tolerate this and go crazy on him and kick him out without refund.
Sometimes I think punters likes newbies so they can do what they want and take a piss!
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Probably not as bad as many on here (you will be relieved that no poo involved) - this one combines grossness with embarrassment.
Basically, I did a regular outcall to a guy in a nice apartment in central Bristol - early summer - so I went there in a nice skirt and top - no coat. When I got there, we undressed each other and got down to it - my clothes scattered on the bed
Nice guy finished in doggie position in the alloted time and rushed off to the bathroom. Usually with an incall, I deal with the filled condom, check it and make sure it goes in the bin - not in the toilet. Anyhow - he had zipped off to the bathroom and gone in the shower all I saw was that he was wearing a filled one when he pulled out - so quite happy for him to block his own drains.
I declined the shower and got dressed quite quickly - ready to go .. I never like to hang about. So, out of the apartment I go, walk through town, round Debenhams and M&S food dept and get a bus home. Nice warm day.
When I got home, I headed for the shower and unzipped my skirt and splat - there on the floor was a soggy, spunky condom - it must have been tucked in my waist band. Worse than that, the outside of the bum area of the skirt had dried spunk all down it (black skirt!). I must have walked round with a used condom hanging over my waist band for all to see. A proper dirty hooker. The client must have flipped the used rubber into my pile of clothes after he pulled out.
Moral of the story - always check where the condom ends up - dont be a walking Durex advert. The really gross bit is that I was sure I could smell spunk when I was on the bus and I was sitting right next to another woman who changed seat after 30 seconds of sitting next to me.
Sammy
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OMG Samcas :D
The funniest bit is the bus woman changing seat :D :D :D
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I once consented to trying anal beads and it ended up being a somewhat sticky situation when they were removed at the point of ecstasy.......
lets put it this way, when the beads were pulled from my bum, they weren't all that came out!!
I ended up, literally vaulting off the bed and legging it to the loo.
........ very hard to come back from that shit!!!!
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Omg I love watching pimple popper on you tube but I seriously wished I hadn't looked at this thread.
Didn't even read one post properly and still gagged !
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This thread is hilarious. I offer strap on and there's always a little present on the end when i pull out. Needless to say, I only offer strap on during outcalls.
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I had a client who I've seen b4 he dosnt usually ask for oral but this time , luckily I pulled the for skin back it was coated in white thick lumpy bits. :-X
I said look I'm sorry but I'm not giving you oral because your cock is coated in this stuff .I did suggest using a flavoured condom over the cock
I gave him hand relief in the end as he said leave it .
Could you imagine if I hadn't checked
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God that is foul! X
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I should not have read this before dinner.
It's safe to say my idea of a halloumi salad for tonight is no longer very appealing. I might stick to a good ol' burger and chips xD
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Probably not as bad as many on here (you will be relieved that no poo involved) - this one combines grossness with embarrassment.
Basically, I did a regular outcall to a guy in a nice apartment in central Bristol - early summer - so I went there in a nice skirt and top - no coat. When I got there, we undressed each other and got down to it - my clothes scattered on the bed
Nice guy finished in doggie position in the alloted time and rushed off to the bathroom. Usually with an incall, I deal with the filled condom, check it and make sure it goes in the bin - not in the toilet. Anyhow - he had zipped off to the bathroom and gone in the shower all I saw was that he was wearing a filled one when he pulled out - so quite happy for him to block his own drains.
I declined the shower and got dressed quite quickly - ready to go .. I never like to hang about. So, out of the apartment I go, walk through town, round Debenhams and M&S food dept and get a bus home. Nice warm day.
When I got home, I headed for the shower and unzipped my skirt and splat - there on the floor was a soggy, spunky condom - it must have been tucked in my waist band. Worse than that, the outside of the bum area of the skirt had dried spunk all down it (black skirt!). I must have walked round with a used condom hanging over my waist band for all to see. A proper dirty hooker. The client must have flipped the used rubber into my pile of clothes after he pulled out.
Moral of the story - always check where the condom ends up - dont be a walking Durex advert. The really gross bit is that I was sure I could smell spunk when I was on the bus and I was sitting right next to another woman who changed seat after 30 seconds of sitting next to me.
Sammy
Can't stop laughing, literally crying!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
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Saw a guy, i offered him to shower he said no but stunk heavy of BO, piss and had dry shit on his arse :-[ :-[
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Can't stop laughing, literally crying!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Oh my God, that last sentence about the other bus passenger did it for me!! ;D Utterly hysterical! ;D XXX
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I visited this uber posh student, awesome, friendly person, big parent's house with many lap dogs. Not keen on dogs but they weren't lickers. Then my worst nightmare began, every two feet were mini dog poos in all stages of decay. He acted like it was normal to tip toe on the shitty carpets. I was stunned, but he was such a genuine sweet person, I stayed. The bathroom was also a dog toilet. Only his room was shit free. His mom was seriously mad, but no knew it yet.
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I actually have found men who aren't punters (real life sex) are the ones I have horror stories from, they are so lame with their hygiene, will not care a toss about you giving head on their unwashed cock after you've gone home from a night out, or I've had boyfriend who I've had that DISGUSTING bitter taste like I have licked a left over skitter. YUk why am I torturing myself writing about this. I would never let anyone near me if I wasn't fresh! Table manners please!
My clients have always been so hygienic, I make a point of telling them in comms it's the most important thing, after the cash :)
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I suppose a small turd in the bottom cheeks whilst I was massaging him - gross.
I have heard of worse from others not sw related.
A client I met years ago told me the worst story ever.
His friend was a doctor, I think was in an sti clinic but not 100% sure as was such a long time ago now.
Please do not read the following if your about to eat your breakfast/lunch/dinner/supper.
The patient the doctor saw was male and had a very swollen penis.
After examining said patient and de robed, the penis foreskin was pulled back and a massive humongous amount of white cottage cheese like substance appeared which apparently stunk and was everywhere. The doctor had never seen anything like it before and could not believe what he saw. This white sludge had to be cut away!!!
I will never forgot what this guy said - has stuck in my mind ever since.
Fortunately I have never seen a cock like this and if I did would run to the end of earth jump off and never ever come back
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Lucky you as I have seen a cock like that and I felt traumatised afterwards. No one should have to see that, ever!
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Saw a guy, i offered him to shower he said no but stunk heavy of BO, piss and had dry shit on his arse :-[ :-[
And that's just the reason he's in that state because he dosnt shower at all probably
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I once consented to trying anal beads and it ended up being a somewhat sticky situation when they were removed at the point of ecstasy.......
lets put it this way, when the beads were pulled from my bum, they weren't all that came out!!
I ended up, literally vaulting off the bed and legging it to the loo.
........ very hard to come back from that shit!!!!
You are not alone, I had a booking where I had my glass dildo up my bum and the guy made me cum, as I cum the dildo shot out my arse like a torpedo followed by a poo! I freaked out and automatically touched my bum only to feel something wet and ended up with brown fingers it was so so embarassing. The guy was really kind to me as I was so traumatised.
On another occasion during a 69 I farted in a guys face when I cum!........mortified!!!
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A client was nuzzling into my breasts, then he went down below so I started stroking my breasts...Next thing I felt a piece of something in middle of my chest, got it between my fingers, picked it off and it was a green bogie urgh !!
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A client was nuzzling into my breasts, then he went down below so I started stroking my breasts...Next thing I felt a piece of something in middle of my chest, got it between my fingers, picked it off and it was a green bogie urgh !!
Poor you - that is disgusting!!!! I feel sick!
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A client was nuzzling into my breasts, then he went down below so I started stroking my breasts...Next thing I felt a piece of something in middle of my chest, got it between my fingers, picked it off and it was a green bogie urgh !!
I feel sick, that's revolting
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Poor you - that is disgusting!!!! I feel sick!
Yes, put me right off my lunch it did :'(
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Back in my younger/newbie days when I was over in Ireland I used to chat on an escort/punter forum that's no longer around. There was a guy on there that came across as really funny and I actually got the hots for him in a wish he would book me kind of way. Eventually he did, when he turned up he definately wasn't a let down and everything I would usually go for in my personal life.
The punt was going great and he went to go down on me. I cringe just thinking about it.... I grabbed a pillow put it beneath my bum and said with a big smile on my face "Let me get comfortable I've been looking forward to this"
Now I don't know if it was the pillow under my bum or the bubbles of excitement but I let out a loud fart..... it all went quiet and bless him he tried to carry on, then he lifted his head gave a little wave and said :-[ :-[ "oh that's a stinky one"
Next minute he was heaving over the side of the bed
I started laughing with embarrassment he got a massive flop on needless to say the booking ended there lol
Surprisingly he did rebook a few times before I moved home then a few years ago I received an aw email out of the blue....
"Hi remember me I'm the one you farted on I'm in the area would you like to meet... you do remember me don't you"
How could I forget ;D
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Last summer was 34°c, the parlour was really warm, had a huge guy on top of me, he was drenched and a big drop of armpit sweat dripped right into my mouth, I actually cried a little afterwards :o
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Last summer was 34°c, the parlour was really warm, had a huge guy on top of me, he was drenched and a big drop of armpit sweat dripped right into my mouth, I actually cried a little afterwards :o
I can sympathise with is and have had the drippy sweat men too. One recently and his sweat dripped on my face. He will not be welcome back although he didn't actually do anything wrong intentionally. He knew he would sweat though as I can't be the only one he has dripped onto! This was no sweltering hot day either, just average temperature outside and in my room.
Reaching for a tissue to blot them is something I have done in the past but it puts me off ever seeing them again. What annoys me most is they don't seem bothered about it.
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I can sympathise with is and have had the drippy sweat men too.
Reaching for a tissue to blot them is something I have done in the past but it puts me off ever seeing them again. What annoys me most is they don't seem bothered about it.
I am still trying to black out my first drippy sweat guy encounter. It was so hideous and I have refused to see him again. It's annoying because he had a great body and was clean on arrival but the sweat was just YUK!!
I'm starting to think the reason why he has seen so many women is because none of them want to see him after the first session. My bed sheet was soaked through, it was dripping on my face and then tried to kiss me and tasted salty gaggggggg! It was just so grim.
I was kind of annoyed by the end of it that he hadn't mentioned it before or suggested a towel going down on the bed, and just wanted him to get the hell out. I know his sounds a little OTT but I had to throw my bed linen out after as dispite washing it I just felt traumatised looking at it after. Almost like post traumatic bed sheet disorder :P
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I am still trying to black out my first drippy sweat guy encounter. It was so hideous and I have refused to see him again. It's annoying because he had a great body and was clean on arrival but the sweat was just YUK!!
I'm starting to think the reason why he has seen so many women is because none of them want to see him after the first session. My bed sheet was soaked through, it was dripping on my face and then tried to kiss me and tasted salty gaggggggg! It was just so grim.
I was kind of annoyed by the end of it that he hadn't mentioned it before or suggested a towel going down on the bed, and just wanted him to get the hell out. I know his sounds a little OTT but I had to throw my bed linen out after as dispite washing it I just felt traumatised looking at it after. Almost like post traumatic bed sheet disorder :P
One of my first bookings was like that - everything was drenched, even though he had two showers during. It prompted me to switch from feather/down to artificial duvets so I can chuck them in the machine!
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Long time ago, I met a guy who had the worst breath ever, absolutely rotten... Makes me gag to this day, just thinking about it.
I was mortified, but being still very new and totally embarrassed by the whole situation, I didn't mention it. Luckily, he only stayed for 30min, but every single time he opened his mouth to say something to me, I had to turn my head away. Obviously no kissing, or reverse oral. He did try to suck on my breasts, and I had to scrub them in the shower right after he left, they stank! In fact, the whole room was filled with the revolting odour to the point that when my friend walked in a few minutes later, she said "oh my god, what is that smell!!" Can't believe I managed to stop myself from throwing up :-X
I had this yesterday and told him to use mouthwash, politely of course. His teeth were black and he had white gunky stuff in the corner of his mouth. As he went down on me, I had visions of his death breath giving me an infection and the smell the lingered in the room just backed up my already racing mind. So I told him to go and gave him back some money. He was mortified and told me to look at his aw fb cause no one had told him this before.
Maybe im ultra sensitive because today I told a two hour booking to go after 30mins because not only did he claim he was more professional than me because he has better pics of himself on his aw profile, but his job occupation is a pornstar, model, actor, personal trainer and martial arts expert (ok mr overweight badly dressed 50 something year old with horrificly greasy hair) but he STANK of BO laced with weed and his bellybutton was full of fluff and reeked when I went near. Sent him to the shower and he came back smelling worse somehow and left a shit stain on my bed. This guy had positive fb too, wtf is going on. Really really bad luck.
No amount of money will make me put up with things that'll give me nightmares.
Off now to sit in the sun, reflect on my life decisions and contemplate a glass of wine way too early in the day. Yuk!!
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I just dry heaved reading that!
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When they leave stains on the bed it’s the MOST disgusting thing. Every time it happens I just want to pack up and leave right there and then.
100% GLAD i don’t work from home, i couldn’t bare to ever touch//LOOK AT/use/sleep in/work in sheets when there has been stains. Makes me feel sick 🤢. Grown men not knowing how to wash their arse is the most ridiculous thing. How do they function day to day. Ughhhh
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I seriously can't stop laughing with this thread... ;D ;D ;D
After all these stories, mine is just a bit more of the same. Here's my top 3:
1- Guy who shows up as if he is Clive Owen (over messages he says "I hope you do like a tall handsome man with blue eyes and also clean"... Just the cue that, without a shadow of doubt, he is everything but handsome and not that clean, as per my own experience.
I offer him the classic pre-coitus shower, he says he already had one a little before coming over but still agrees to have another "for my own peace of mind". Hops in bed all fresh, removes the towel that I placed before, carefully there especially for 1st timers, asks for 69 and, when I go for it, I simply cannot keep my head around... The whiff of turd from his ass is unbearable.
Needless to say he leaves a skid mark once he leaves my bed (thankfully it was at a hotel) and I could not bear the thought of meeting him again (he still tries to book since then and I just dodge all his attempts);
2- Client cums and when I see the condom (I am paranoid over leaks and always checks once they pull out) his semen is all bright reddish pink. I was like "WTF?" and try to politely ask if he got hurt or something during the pumps. Guy apparently had no clue about it saying it never happened before (or he just kept hiding some procedure or condition... I still think that was the case). Thankfully he never called again;
3- This one is a tough one because he is one of my best regulars, always books long hours, always brings me nice gifts, great conversation, quite a charmer, super duper clean, but... Drools like an old Bulldog! He drools when he kisses me, massively drools when he is doing oral (to the point I feel his saliva running down my ass and it is an awful feeling), drools all over my arms, legs (he likes to cover me in kisses :-X)... It is such a shame but I had to cancel his next day booking because this time I simply could not bear it. I honestly try to just think of the money, the gifts, that he is a super sweet and educated guy but certain things can go above that all, I am afraid (not to mention that excess of saliva is one of my biggest bed pet peeves).
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2- Client cums and when I see the condom (I am paranoid over leaks and always checks once they pull out) his semen is all bright reddish pink. I was like "WTF?" and try to politely ask if he got hurt or something during the pumps. Guy apparently had no clue about it saying it never happened before (or he just kept hiding some procedure or condition... I still think that was the case). Thankfully he never called again;
Reminds me of the guy who wanted CIM and it was honestly the worst cum (or any substance) I've ever tasted. Spat it out in the bathroom and it was bright green/yellow-ish. I was still a baby ho so didn't say anything and he acted like it was all fine. I know he wrote me a review on a review board later saying he was disappointed I didn't swallow :-X :-X :-X
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Can I just scream for a second.
ArghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHhhhhhhhhHHHH :FF
Shitty arses!!
I don't mean like visable shitty arses I mean when you get that bitter taste! It is so disgusting!
If you ask them if the last thing they did down there was clean and they say YES; when you know it's bullshit. Why do they even bother lying it's not like I'm going to carry on and take their word for it.
Some men are like man babies and need their arse cleaning for them! This is so disrespectful, do they think they are immune and their shit doesn't stink? I've noticed this is civvy life too. The strangest thing is it's usually always the guys who want anal play. The ones that don't I find are fresh as a daisy.
I would be mortified if anyone asked me that question!
Then again I am one of these people who clean up before the cleaner comes round
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Can I just scream for a second.
ArghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHhhhhhhhhHHHH :FF
Shitty arses!!
I don't mean like visable shitty arses I mean when you get that bitter taste! It is so disgusting!
If you ask them if the last thing they did down there was clean and they say YES; when you know it's bullshit. Why do they even bother lying it's not like I'm going to carry on and take their word for it.
Some men are like man babies and need their arse cleaning for them! This is so disrespectful, do they think they are immune and their shit doesn't stink? I've noticed this is civvy life too. The strangest thing is it's usually always the guys who want anal play. The ones that don't I find are fresh as a daisy.
I would be mortified if anyone asked me that question!
Then again I am one of these people who clean up before the cleaner comes round
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This is why I insist on a SHARED shower for any client who wants rimming, anal play or strap on. Yeah I'm gonna clean your arse mate. Because so many men don't seem to understand how to, or deliberately doesn't because they're passive aggressive.
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Worst thing still makes me heave remembering it.
Overnight with a guy I'd seen a few times before. He was always clean and had no issues. Had a great time. The next morning through when we woke up and began to play again I went down on him and his cock was completely full of lumpy cum and smeg. I had to ask him to go shower and kept thinking I would throw up. Literally couldn't eat for days as every time I thought about it I wanted to throw up. >:(
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Worst thing still makes me heave remembering it.
Overnight with a guy I'd seen a few times before. He was always clean and had no issues. Had a great time. The next morning through when we woke up and began to play again I went down on him and his cock was completely full of lumpy cum and smeg. I had to ask him to go shower and kept thinking I would throw up. Literally couldn't eat for days as every time I thought about it I wanted to throw up. >:(
That is disgusting. I don't think I will be able to eat for days after reading that!
Guys dripping sweat on your face is vile - has happened to me several times now :FF
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When in the beginning of this work, about 10 years ago, I was inexperienced, I was in Germany, I did not speak the language, I felt fragile and defenseless , I was a rude customer, OWO demanded,
the worst thing that happened to me was that when he came, I pressed hard on his head and made me swallow his sperm, after his cock came out of my mouth, vomit right there!
It was very traumatizing for me that ugly experience ....
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That is disgusting. I don't think I will be able to eat for days after reading that!
Guys dripping sweat on your face is vile - has happened to me several times now :FF
Couple of years ago I was touring the north west and a guy came for a booking. Young, probably late 20s/early 30s, looked very fit and healthy. I think I remember he told me he was a keen cyclist.
Well OK it was August, but I had my tower fan on and the room temperature was not too hot (and I really feel the heat so always keep the air con on minimum plus the fan.)
He sweated like... I don't know what. He was dripping sweat from everywhere onto me. We finished in doggy and it was like he was raining on my back. He then said "Don't you want a shower?" I was like "You go in on your own mate, I'll have one after." Jesus. Like I wanted that sweaty fucker soaping my armpits.
After he'd gone I had to take my duvet cover off the bed and arrange it on a chair to try to dry it off.
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When in the beginning of this work, about 10 years ago, I was inexperienced, I was in Germany, I did not speak the language, I felt fragile and defenseless , I was a rude customer, OWO demanded,
the worst thing that happened to me was that when he came, I pressed hard on his head and made me swallow his sperm, after his cock came out of my mouth, vomit right there!
It was very traumatizing for me that ugly experience ....
:'( how vile for you :-[ :-X
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I had a client on Friday and after I'd gone down on him I felt a funny texture on the end of his cock and I had a metallicy taste in my mouth.
I couldn't see so well as my bedroom was quite dim plus he was one of those that couldn't get hard making his bellend hard to see.
Well, oh my fucking christ! When I looked at it, there were smooth red patches, raised on the surface and some weird lumps along the edge. I showed it to him and he was non plussed! I left the room and boaked in the sink (if I'd eaten anything it would have come up in chunks) used mouthwash, went back and asked him to let me take a picture of it so I could check what it was. He agreed.
Obviously, I sent him on his way and then i felt sick all weekend. I went to the GUM yesterday and they confirmed it was Zoon's Balinitis, a non sexually transmitted eczema type thing. I did think it was some kind of skin condition but he should never have even got his cock out or at least told me it was red.
They just don't care these men.
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We finished in doggy and it was like he was raining on my back.
I know it's gross but that actually made me laugh out loud ;D
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Erm so I usually only see guys over 30 but decided to make an exception for this really young guy. He comes and takes about 15 minutes to get up the stairs ?? First red flag he was definitely testing my patience or something. He just had really bad vibes. Took his clothes off etc and asks for a massage I’m like sure why not and the one time I decide to offer a massage this happens to me. He had the WORST acne or zits or whatever it was it was so gross. His WHOLE :'( back was RED and the spots had whitish yellowish puss in them and they were ready to pop any second omg I wanted to vomit but I formed it and just massaged his side. He has the audacity to ask me “how is my back” .... excuse me sir ????? And then he turned so we can get down to business and I was internally screaming because my poor new sheets and pillows and fluffy work blanket 😭 anyways I didn’t even have the strength to wash them. They went straight into the bin. I washed my hands and took a bath and whasjed my hands again to make sure. I’m even cringing thinking about it now.
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Sounds gross baby you would think the guy would have warned you first.
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I don't blame you for throwing them out .
Did you have a strong drink after ..it helps :-X
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I had a quadruple vodka after mine - for starters! :-X
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I had a quadruple vodka after mine - for starters! :-X
Alcohol is necessary after your booking too !
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If things are so bad and you need to bin bedding/pillow covers etc (and I have done this) it also makes the booking less profitable. Having to replace linen can be cheap though if as I do and buy very low cost stuff which can be hot washed and dried quickly.
One of my own pet hates is finding white or grey long hairs (from the old guys) stuck to my fluffy fleece throws. I know some people believe if we do this work then anything goes and nothing should make us go yuk but that is not the case!
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I don't use expensive bed linen just in case.
Cheap and cheerful.
But if it was hotel laundry that got soild I'd have to get the replacement quickly.
Best to have extra in the room
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I’m alright now but I couldn’t keep any food or drink down for a few hours after that. I kept thinking about the puss filled spots and wheeeww. I wasn’t even thinking about how throwing my sheets etc would cost me I was just ready to be done with it at that moment. You’ve given me something to think about now haha. Thanks Ladies x
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Seriously, I think I've been super lucky skid mark and smeg wise. Only one skidder, some sales man type wanking on about something whilst rubbing his crack on my throw.. FFS
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When i first started I shared a flat with a friend who didn’t know about my new career, she came home unexpectedly from work as she forgot something when I had a client in my bedroom
I could have died when I heard the door open and her call up to me, luckily she was only back to a couple of mins and had no idea that I has someone with me
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Whilst I was on tour in Cheltenham I saw a guy from Wigan. Nice enough guy, smelt nice and his cock seemed fine as I got to work on it then as he became more erect I notice white bits flaking away, looked down and as his foreskin was pulled back more - SMEGMA all around his bellend :-X I could have thrown up.. I asked him politely to wash it which he did but even after washing it - there were still white clumps, I just put on a condom for rest of the booking which I hurried along quickly.... gross!
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Hey guys
Im new to this forum.. this forum is amazing I’m so thankful of it.. 💕
The worst client I ever had in my life was a 30 min booking.. he asked if I did Strap-on service at the time I did the service and told him Yeah sure no problem.. halfway through the booking he bends over all prepared and ready for action.. I insert the huge strap-on up his butt.. 30 sec into it I noticed a foul smell when I looked down I noticed there was a tiny bit of poo on the strap-on... I told him I seen poo on the the toy.. he said it’s ok carry on.. at the time I was new and unexperienced so silly me carried on for 3 minutes .. it was the worst 3 mins of my life.. in the end I could see the poo getting thicker and thicker on the toy..The smell was repulsive and
I thought I can’t do this.. I pulled the huge toy out his arse and there was thick lumps of
Shit all over this toy and now all over me.. I ran to the bathroom and put the toy instantly in the bin.. worst thing was the man wasn’t phased Or embarrassed by it.. he was Actually wanking on the bed as i was cleaning myself up in the bathroom.. he then says to me finish me off.. I should have ended the booking but I guess I was new to being An independent escort So I was nervous and didn’t want any dramas happening in the hotel.. I was scared he would kick off in the hotel room.. I talked him
Into Getting a shower To clean himself up .. After he was clean.. I finished Him off by a hand job... I felt so ill after.. as he was getting his things ready to leave.. he cockily said to me aww cheer up love it’s the perks of the job this for you having to deal with shit isn’t it... 1 week later he had the nerve to text me and ask me if I could do another booking with him.. I sent him a text saying for hygiene reasons I will not be giving him any future bookings at all.. then blocked him.. ever since that day I no longer do any service to with men arseholes..
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I had a client who was so old and had such a disgusting repulsive skeletal looking body with fat sagging all over. I couldn’t even keep my mouth open during the blowjob because I was so close to gagging.
How it gets worse is I closed my eyes waiting for him to cum on my face and mouth like he requested. Only to open them second later to see splashes of red hitting me. He had literally just came a load of blood all over me. I feel physically and mentally sick I rushed him out the door and as soon as he was gone I vomited everything I had in me into the toilet. I took a break for a week after that. Absolutely vile what some men won’t even inform you about. It makes me wonder if they get a kick out of knowing they did something disgusting to us.
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I had a client who was so old and had such a disgusting repulsive skeletal looking body with fat sagging all over. I couldn’t even keep my mouth open during the blowjob because I was so close to gagging.
How it gets worse is I closed my eyes waiting for him to cum on my face and mouth like he requested. Only to open them second later to see splashes of red hitting me. He had literally just came a load of blood all over me. I feel physically and mentally sick I rushed him out the door and as soon as he was gone I vomited everything I had in me into the toilet. I took a break for a week after that. Absolutely vile what some men won’t even inform you about. It makes me wonder if they get a kick out of knowing they did something disgusting to us.
That was just... wow.
To answer your last sentence, i'm inclined to think they do.
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100% I think some of these clients have nasty intentions to what they want to happen in the booking.. it’s so vile.. we are human at the end of the day.. we shouldn’t have to put up with it..Don’t get me wrong most clients are lovely and just want to have fun.. but unfortunately there is the odd few that will slip through the net.. I hate having to deal with gross clients.
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I had a client who was so old and had such a disgusting repulsive skeletal looking body with fat sagging all over. I couldn’t even keep my mouth open during the blowjob because I was so close to gagging.
How it gets worse is I closed my eyes waiting for him to cum on my face and mouth like he requested. Only to open them second later to see splashes of red hitting me. He had literally just came a load of blood all over me. I feel physically and mentally sick I rushed him out the door and as soon as he was gone I vomited everything I had in me into the toilet. I took a break for a week after that. Absolutely vile what some men won’t even inform you about. It makes me wonder if they get a kick out of knowing they did something disgusting to us.
I don't know how some of you ladies cope with uncovered services, I don't want any of their nasty fluids near my mouth or face, on boobs is as much as I can manage and even then one guy had spunk that came out like lumpy porridge. Even that made me feel queezy thinking anyone unfortunate enough to end up with that in their mouth would have to chew before they could swallow :'(
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I don't know how some of you ladies cope with uncovered services, I don't want any of their nasty fluids near my mouth or face, on boobs is as much as I can manage and even then one guy had spunk that came out like lumpy porridge. Even that made me feel queezy thinking anyone unfortunate enough to end up with that in their mouth would have to chew before they could swallow :'(
Yep, seeing the state of some men's ejaculate is one reason I will never do CIM or facials; I've only done CIM with two partners, four times max in total! I honestly don't know how women who take multiple loads in their mouth a day do it.
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On a rare busy day prior to the pandemic if I swallowed more than 3 cums from clients I recall getting indigestion lol.
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I remember once a older client had accidently left his wooley hat in the bathroom and i did not know til i had another client later on and could see through the gap as door not fully closed and mirror on wall he waa using the hat to wipe his shitty arse after going a toilet and he had a shower before that. There was 2 large towels in the bathroom on complete show.
Fuck shake that’s just gross and I can’t blame your client for not wanting it back ???:-X I myself have a similar story..
I once had a client coming for a booking who asked me if he could go straight to the loo. This man spent 20 min on the toilet. I could hear all sort of noises which got me freaking worried and after hearing water running I assumed he had a shower. Well, as soon as he came out I went straight in to see if he had made a mess or there was something missing. What I witnessed was fucking disgusting >:( He had helped himself to my towel cabinet and used a couple of face towels to clean his nasty arse, there were brown stains all over them and as if that wasn’t bad enough, he had placed them on top of my hand towels!! There was water all over the floor & underneath the sink with brown water stains in it ( which makes me think he used the fucking sink to wash his ass) instead of even using the shower- HE DID NOT SHOWER!
Funnily enough there was a big toilet roll pack on top of that very same cabinet he took the towels from, really hard to miss as I always buy the 18 roll pack! I was so fucking disgusted I kicked him out and spend the rest of the evening bleaching out the whole bathroom. Needless to say I binned everything on sight... To this day I’m convinced he did this on purpose
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Fuck shake that’s just gross and I can’t blame your client for not wanting it back ???:-X I myself have a similar story [...]
This reminded me of a proper odd one I had. He booked a couple of weeks in advance as he lived about two hours away. He texts on the morning for address saying how excited he was but nothing over the top & he came across fine just your average middle-aged guy. He turned up looking clean, well-groomed and smelling fresh. Even so I told him to take a shower and to wait for me as I would be in to 'wash his back' which is code for me actually scrubbing them down including between their arse cheeks ( I incorporate it into the booking, stroking their balls etc) and I have never had any complaints about it that were until this day.
He started moaning saying he had already showered, I pointed out that I make it very clear before anyone books that a shower at my place is totally non-negotiable that he had just driven for 2-hours on a hot sunny day & he was expecting rimming, owo etc. He reluctantly got in the shower but by the time I went in he was already out, so I practically forced him back in and started washing him, that's when I found a dirty great big turd between his cheeks, he tried to pretend he didn't know it was there seriously like how could he not know and wtf did he think was going to happen if I had found it during the booking??
I took money off him for cleaning the towels etc and threw him out. I should have taken more because I had to cancel the rest of the day's bookings because even after a deep clean I could not get rid of the smell >:(
It was only afterwards when I was thinking about it that I really do think he did it on purpose. >:(
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OMG that is disgusting! And of course they do it on purpose which is why I always take the money before they are allowed to use my bathroom. Definitely something wrong in the head with these types of guys and hopefully a report made on them to stop others having to be subjected to the same.
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Of course, After it never happening to me it happened twice in one week, the other guy was very old and it was dried in :-X so i gave him the benefit of the doubt, he had travelled 3 hours on the train to see me so I told him he could either leave or he could (after a good shower) just have a massage with hand relief. He stayed then went and left me reviews saying i stunk of shit ;D ;D Cheeky b@st@rd. since then I have zero tolerance and never read reviews x
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Oh mi Lud!!!!! I am speechless, I cannot believe some of these stories. Thank goodness it rarely happens but yeah, I couldn't read this thread when eating.
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Its always the rank breath and stinky arses that want DEEP FRENCH KISSING and rimming. :FF
i dont provide either but when they are huffing and puffing while on top or you get a whiff of their rancid balls/ arses when giving a blow job....... im thinking really ?? you actually wanted to kiss and be rimmed ??? Joke of the millennium
I have a bold all services are at MY DISCRETION on my profile as i simply cannot deal with nasty smells, if they cant find and use their toothbrushes or their hands cant reach their balls and arse to wash, I stop play and give money back for my sanity..... life is too short to willingly allow myself to be violated
Some think because they brushed their teeth at 5am before going to work , they dont need to brush again for a 7pm booking ... im sorry but mouthwash doesnt work for me it is a very temporary measure and within 10mins the combined smell of an unwashed mouth and mouthwash residue is just traumatic.
They need to brush and freshen the entire mouth - teeth, gums and fucking gooey/slimy tongue.... just revolting
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Hey everyone
Sorry to bring this gross but so compelling thread up again ha ha
Regular client comes to see me the other evening, it's a very cold evening, as soon as he is through the door he dives in for a kiss, this gentleman has a moustache and beard.....while he is kissing me I become aware of a "wetness" on his moustache, realising his nose had been running due to the cold outside I break off the kiss and try not to gag lol
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Its always the rank breath and stinky arses that want DEEP FRENCH KISSING and rimming. :FF
i dont provide either but when they are huffing and puffing while on top or you get a whiff of their rancid balls/ arses when giving a blow job....... im thinking really ?? you actually wanted to kiss and be rimmed ??? Joke of the millennium
I have a bold all services are at MY DISCRETION on my profile as i simply cannot deal with nasty smells, if they cant find and use their toothbrushes or their hands cant reach their balls and arse to wash, I stop play and give money back for my sanity..... life is too short to willingly allow myself to be violated
Some think because they brushed their teeth at 5am before going to work , they dont need to brush again for a 7pm booking ... im sorry but mouthwash doesnt work for me it is a very temporary measure and within 10mins the combined smell of an unwashed mouth and mouthwash residue is just traumatic.
They need to brush and freshen the entire mouth - teeth, gums and fucking gooey/slimy tongue.... just revolting
That's why I stopped kissing, slimy thick dehydrated saliva :-X I also take them in the shower at the beginning of the session and wash them myself. I couldnt do this job otherwise x
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I had a client recently who had a skin tag inside the opening of his anus and I’ve never seen a skin tag on anyone before so I was truly disgusted and weirded out by it. He turned around and asked me to finger him and about two seconds in I notice this thing dangling around the opening and at first I thought he was turtlenecking a shit so I asked him was he clean and he reassured me that he was. On closer inspection I realise it wasn’t shit but actually human skin hanging off the side of his anus. I felt physically repulsed and told him I wasn’t offering that service with him because of this. He agreed and we just got on with the rest of the appointment.
What’s funny about this is if a prostitute dared to not inform a client about an underlying condition such as this one she’s a sick twisted bitch of the highest degree but the client thinks it’s perfectly fine to turn up to an appointment and not inform you about something like this. Think that’s what irritates me the most about the whole thing. I’ve had this happen multiple times from men with huge cysts on their penis to the point where it wasn’t functional to men with obvious genital warts. It’s fucking disgusting you should definitely inform an escort about any condition like that before coming to see them.
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What’s funny about this is if a prostitute dared to not inform a client about an underlying condition such as this one she’s a sick twisted bitch of the highest degree but the client thinks it’s perfectly fine to turn up to an appointment and not inform you about something like this
Probably because skin tags are extremely common and absolutely harmless - it isn't an 'underlying condition' any more than a mole is, and if it was near the bloke's anus then he probably had no idea it was even there?
I completely agree about the warts (and somebody I know described a punter turning up once with so many on his penis it looked like a corn on the cob :-X) but I couldn't get worked up about a skin tag.
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Probably because skin tags are extremely common and absolutely harmless - it isn't an 'underlying condition' any more than a mole is, and if it was near the bloke's anus then he probably had no idea it was even there?
I completely agree about the warts (and somebody I know described a punter turning up once with so many on his penis it looked like a corn on the cob :-X) but I couldn't get worked up about a skin tag.
Maybe I overreacted a bit I don’t think it was so much the skin tag that was off putting in this case but perhaps it was the icing on the cake of a genuinely disgusting punter. The guy also had very poor hygiene and turned up to the appointment pissed up drunk. But yeah I agree skin tag perhaps isn’t the worst thing in the world. Although I do think it’s very important for a client to mention any oddities on their body before coming to see us as it just makes the appointment very awkward when a guy turns up and pulls down his pants and there’s a cyst the size of a plum/small apple on his penis that he never bothered to mention over the phone.
I had a guy turn up before as I said with a cyst on the shaft of his penis the size of a plum/small apple. It as very strange for me and I felt he should’ve informed me about this beforehand as it was not really something that could be ignored or avoided. It was taking space up on half the shaft of his penis and he couldn’t wear a condom properly because of it.
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To be fair skin tags are no big deal they don't bother me if they have them on the anal area. Lots get it from Constipation but warts are a completely different thing.
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That's why I stopped kissing, slimy thick dehydrated saliva :-X I also take them in the shower at the beginning of the session and wash them myself. I couldnt do this job otherwise x
EEEEEWWWWWW :'(
I wish i could do that with brushing their teeth , I had actually bought about ten (40p) individually wrapped toothbrushes and three different types of toothpaste and left in the bathroom but they wont use it . They prefer to use the mouthwash , i guess its better than nothing but still :'(
....ive just taken those services off my list so i dont throw up or worse pass out from the stench
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A long time ago when I was nervous and new, I had an encounter with a client who had this big red swelling coming out of his arse. I said "what's that!" And he said, it's called a polyp. But I thought he said "It's called Phillip" and was too shy to challenge him so spent the rest of the booking calling it Phillip.
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A long time ago when I was nervous and new, I had an encounter with a client who had this big red swelling coming out of his arse. I said "what's that!" And he said, it's called a polyp. But I thought he said "It's called Phillip" and was too shy to challenge him so spent the rest of the booking calling it Phillip.
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EEEEEWWWWWW :'(
I wish i could do that with brushing their teeth , I had actually bought about ten (40p) individually wrapped toothbrushes and three different types of toothpaste and left in the bathroom but they wont use it . They prefer to use the mouthwash , i guess its better than nothing but still :'(
....ive just taken those services off my list so i dont throw up or worse pass out from the stench
I used to stop kissing them and offer them a class of water but 99.9% would decline :FF
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There was water all over the floor & underneath the sink with brown water stains in it ( which makes me think he used the fucking sink to wash his ass) instead of even using the shower- HE DID NOT SHOWER!
Jesus there are some men who will do literally anything to avoid showering! I walked in on one once who was standing outside the shower with it running splashing water on himself from the sink to make it look like he'd showered. Surely it's just quicker and easier to have an actual shower?! They're like fucking 8 year olds.
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Jesus there are some men who will do literally anything to avoid showering! I walked in on one once who was standing outside the shower with it running splashing water on himself from the sink to make it look like he'd showered. Surely it's just quicker and easier to have an actual shower?! They're like fucking 8 year olds.
Yep seen this behaviour too, pretending to shower. Caught them out through door on jar and mirror showing me.
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One that stands out was a really muscly bloke. He must have been late 20s, had shower and we got down to business. Everything was going well and he wanted anal play. So there I was lubing him up and thought there was bits of tissue or clothing bits around his anus, so I was a bit pissed off he hadnt showered properly. Then I was sure I seen them moving! I put the big light on with him kneeling on the bed, so I'm there staring at his arse trying to check if I imagined it but there were loads of tiny little worms wiggling about!!!!! I had never saw them before so I jumped back in horror saying what the hell. So he was twisting round trying to see what I'm on about. He had no idea he had them. He said he kept having an itchy arse hole but didn't know why just assumed he had piles lol.
Another was not long after I first started, an older man in his 60s who came in with a walking stick and walked very slow. I asked him to shower but he said he couldn't climb over the bath but he had showered earlier on. So I let it go. Fuck me he stunk when he took his clothes off and had smegma all under his foreskin. I borked and said I was sorry but I couldnt go ahead with the meet. He was deeply embarrassed and apologised profusely , then he asked if I would spend the rest of the meeting just lying next to him in his arms as he was lonely, so I reluctantly agreed and literally laid there trying not to smell his armpits and not really knowing what to say after the awkwardness of it all. One of the worse meets I've ever had.
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One that stands out was a really muscly bloke. He must have been late 20s, had shower and we got down to business. Everything was going well and he wanted anal play. So there I was lubing him up and thought there was bits of tissue or clothing bits around his anus, so I was a bit pissed off he hadnt showered properly. Then I was sure I seen them moving! I put the big light on with him kneeling on the bed, so I'm there staring at his arse trying to check if I imagined it but there were loads of tiny little worms wiggling about!!!!! I had never saw them before so I jumped back in horror saying what the hell. So he was twisting round trying to see what I'm on about. He had no idea he had them. He said he kept having an itchy arse hole but didn't know why just assumed he had piles lol.
Another was not long after I first started, an older man in his 60s who came in with a walking stick and walked very slow. I asked him to shower but he said he couldn't climb over the bath but he had showered earlier on. So I let it go. Fuck me he stunk when he took his clothes off and had smegma all under his foreskin. I borked and said I was sorry but I couldnt go ahead with the meet. He was deeply embarrassed and apologised profusely , then he asked if I would spend the rest of the meeting just lying next to him in his arms as he was lonely, so I reluctantly agreed and literally laid there trying not to smell his armpits and not really knowing what to say after the awkwardness of it all. One of the worse meets I've ever had.
The horror of it all. Did you do the assworm guy? I googled it says the eggs can live 2 weeks outside the body on surfaces and pass onto anything they touch with assy fingers.
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I think i previously wrote on here about a punter who had worms and a sick situation cannot bare to think about it.
Even if you do not see the worms the eggs can be there and washing the area wont stop a sex worker catching it but it's a guarantee your catch it if you offer a rimming service.
I knew someone years ago that specialized in rimming she caught worms twice in 2 years she stopped that service after that. But you can catch it from poor hygiene not washing hands properly after going a toilet that is why young school kids catch it more as they are not all that good at the hygiene side.
This sends shivers down my body.
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Then I was sure I seen them moving! I put the big light on with him kneeling on the bed, so I'm there staring at his arse trying to check if I imagined it but there were loads of tiny little worms wiggling about!!!!!
:o :o :o :o OH MY DAYS!!!! I think I have literally fainted three times !!!!!!!! WORMS !!!!!! That is the MOST revolting thing i have ever heard of!!!
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Another was not long after I first started, an older man in his 60s who came in with a walking stick and walked very slow. I asked him to shower but he said he couldn't climb over the bath but he had showered earlier on. So I let it go. Fuck me he stunk when he took his clothes off and had smegma all under his foreskin. I borked and said I was sorry but I couldnt go ahead with the meet. He was deeply embarrassed and apologised profusely , then he asked if I would spend the rest of the meeting just lying next to him in his arms as he was lonely, so I reluctantly agreed and literally laid there trying not to smell his armpits and not really knowing what to say after the awkwardness of it all. One of the worse meets I've ever had.
And as for Mr Lonely stinky foreskin, you are a proper Angel ..... I would have paid him to go away or use that time to teach him( fully dressed in PPE) how to sit on the toilet...... roll down his turtle neck and wash ......Mr Nasty.... UURRGH
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The horror of it all. Did you do the assworm guy? I googled it says the eggs can live 2 weeks outside the body on surfaces and pass onto anything they touch with assy fingers.
No way!!!! He left mortified and I did some googling as at the time I was horrified and was worried about my health. I literally threw towels and the duvet away. I possibly over reacted. It turns out they are really common!
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A long time ago when I was nervous and new, I had an encounter with a client who had this big red swelling coming out of his arse. I said "what's that!" And he said, it's called a polyp. But I thought he said "It's called Phillip" and was too shy to challenge him so spent the rest of the booking calling it Phillip.
I have just spent about 15minutes HOWLING with laughter over this to the point where I have been on the floor clutching my sides lol excellent looooool
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No way!!!! He left mortified and I did some googling as at the time I was horrified and was worried about my health. I literally threw towels and the duvet away. I possibly over reacted. It turns out they are really common!
Yes very easy to catch. You swallow the eggs by having them on your fingers or tongue if you do rimming.
What is important not everybody feels itchy so sometimes no symtoms and you have no idea you have them.
The lady i knew who caught it twice from rimming first time she felt a bit itchy and thought she had an allergy to some soap product as it got more itchy over 3 months then found out after going to the doctors. Goodness knows how many punters she passed that on to. Second time she was paranoid and always checking her toilet paper and after going to the loo you can sometimes see them in your poop and caught it again from rimming but this time she had no itching so by chance she found it by paranoia of her first time experience. After this she had awful anxiety and stopped the rimming forever and told her annoying pushy regulars no rimming as too many health risks.
She never even knew anthing about threadworms before this thought it was a myth. I said i cannot believe you did not know about the risks of that with rimming but she didn't.
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A really lovely sweet guy was having sex with me in missionary, I noticed what looked like a hard boogie and it dropped down on to me. :(
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A lovely client whilst in missionary position decides to deactivate the lovely button by trying to spit into my mouth !!!!!!
I moved my face quickly to one side and miss the big blob of salvia I was about to be assaulted with .....i just had to ask him what in heavens name was that? and he seemed genuinely shocked and said " I thought all escorts like that, the last two I saw did " :o
I said to him him I guess you wont mind if I bite down hard on your cock and kick your balls because some of my clients like it .
I also cant stand sweat pouring down on me, I always have a small towel and kitchen roll by the bed for the profuse sweaters but very few use it. Why they prefer to soak my body and bedding with sweat I'll never know ...I'll take sweat over some alternatives though ;D
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A lovely client whilst in missionary position decides to deactivate the lovely button by trying to spit into my mouth !!!!!!
I moved my face quickly to one side and miss the big blob of salvia I was about to be assaulted with .....i just had to ask him what in heavens name was that? and he seemed genuinely shocked and said " I thought all escorts like that, the last two I saw did " :o
Gaaaaaah!!!!! Nightmare! I hate, hate, hate spitting, why some people think it is sexy is beyond my comprehension. I had some fukin eejit spit on my pussy the other day and I told him off. I don't friggin need it, I am wet enough, stop using porn shit on me.
Asshat!
#RAGE
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That is exactly what it is, shit they see in porn but the spit in your mouth thing is absolutely gross! Not to mention totally disrepectful and dangerous given that it constitutes a very heavy viral load.
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I once pulled a clients foreskin back to give it the quick check over before putting it in my mouth, and I swear to God there was an actual ring of yellowy white solid cottage cheese-like substance round the tip of his cock under his foreskin. I couldn't believe it. He looked down and casually said whoops, have you got a baby wipe? A baby wipe are you fucking serious? He went to the bathroom and came back less than a minute later and about a quarter of it was still there. I said I'm sorry I can't continue I don't feel like that is healthy or normal. He was just like oh that's cool, you can use a condom if it makes you feel better. It's just a bit of sweat build of because I've been sat in a warm car driving for a couple of hours. No. Just no. Told him that sweat does not look and smell like off milk and cheese and to please leave and go directly to a doctor or A+E department, if a substance like that was coming from me I would be panicking like fuck!!!
He then had the cheek to say "you said that you do owo which isn't true is it?" I actually say subject to discretion, meaning not including dirty or smelly men, never mind one that seems to be smuggling half a pot of Langley farm under his foreskin. Christ on a bike! :-\
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He then had the cheek to say "you said that you do owo which isn't true is it?" I actually say subject to discretion, meaning not including dirty or smelly men, never mind one that seems to be smuggling half a pot of Langley farm under his foreskin. Christ on a bike! :-\
Omd🤮 That last bit made me chuckle 😂
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Yes i have seen a fair bit of cottage cheese around knobs.
One guy i saw ages ago came in smelling of aftershave and work suit so i thought that was a good start said he had just stepped out of shower. So i got him to wash his hands.
His penis stunk when i pulled the foreskin down it was riddled with crusty cottage cheese that you know had been there for a long time so the dirty bastard just does not wash his penis. I said to him oh my god look at this it's even STI or you never wash there or pull foreskin down to wash.
He said oh no its def no STI i think its just normal as i get tested regularly and doctor has always said all is fine with that.
What a lying filthy bastard no doctor would ever say a pot of filthy crusty smelly gooey cottage cheese/camembert is perfectly fine.
He got hand relief with a condom on and i wanted to throw the filthy pig out with no refund or service but it's obvious it would cause a problem with discretion.
They have no shame and no self respect.
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Probably not the worst thing that's ever happened to me, but I just discovered that Frazzles and cum repeating on you is a bit of a stomach turner.
PS I'm a classy bird, not even real Frazzles, Tesco own brand bacon crisps.
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Yes i have seen a fair bit of cottage cheese around knobs.
One guy i saw ages ago came in smelling of aftershave and work suit so i thought that was a good start said he had just stepped out of shower. So i got him to wash his hands.
His penis stunk when i pulled the foreskin down it was riddled with crusty cottage cheese that you know had been there for a long time so the dirty bastard just does not wash his penis. I said to him oh my god look at this it's even STI or you never wash there or pull foreskin down to wash.
He said oh no its def no STI i think its just normal as i get tested regularly and doctor has always said all is fine with that.
What a lying filthy bastard no doctor would ever say a pot of filthy crusty smelly gooey cottage cheese/camembert is perfectly fine.
He got hand relief with a condom on and i wanted to throw the filthy pig out with no refund or service but it's obvious it would cause a problem with discretion.
They have no shame and no self respect.
Maybe personal hygiene should be a compulsory subject at schools. (Especially for boys).
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He looked down and casually said whoops, have you got a baby wipe? A baby wipe are you fucking serious?
Im sorry ?? Baby Wipes !!!!! more like mate ....you need to dip you festering knob in a cup of hydrogen peroxide mixed with bleach for at least an hour ....Revolting scuzzz.
I have a friend who is able to gag and throw up on cue , I wish that skill... i will use it on some of these hygienically challenged boffins
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His penis stunk when i pulled the foreskin down it was riddled with crusty cottage cheese that you know had been there for a long time so the dirty bastard just does not wash his penis. I said to him oh my god look at this it's even STI or you never wash there or pull foreskin down to wash.
He said oh no its def no STI i think its just normal as i get tested regularly and doctor has always said all is fine with that.
What a lying filthy bastard no doctor would ever say a pot of filthy crusty smelly gooey cottage cheese/camembert is perfectly fine.
They have no shame and no self respect.
UUUURRRRGH!!!!!!!!!For crying out loud !!! What in heavens name is wrong with these fithy beasts?? !!!!!!!!
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A regular of mine asked for some anal play which I don't normally do but said yes as he's always very clean and trying to keep my regulars happy as not really seeing new clients at the moment.
So he turns up excited with his new glass dildo which I lube up and slip inside him whilst giving him oral. He keeps asking me to fill him up more which I do . Come the end of the booking he starts to panic saying he can't get the dildo out so I take a look and its somehow disappeared into his anus.
I end up having to try and get it out but soon give up. All I can think of is try the toilet if not go to A and E.
So he's taking ages in my bathroom so I go to check up on him. He managed to get it out but there is shit all over it and all over my sink plus the shit stains all over the toilet bowl and on his hands. Plus the stench almost makes me heave.
I made sure he cleaned it all up but the image has remained for days after.
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A regular of mine asked for some anal play which I don't normally do but said yes as he's always very clean and trying to keep my regulars happy as not really seeing new clients at the moment.
So he turns up excited with his new glass dildo which I lube up and slip inside him whilst giving him oral. He keeps asking me to fill him up more which I do . Come the end of the booking he starts to panic saying he can't get the dildo out so I take a look and its somehow disappeared into his anus.
I end up having to try and get it out but soon give up. All I can think of is try the toilet if not go to A and E.
So he's taking ages in my bathroom so I go to check up on him. He managed to get it out but there is shit all over it and all over my sink plus the shit stains all over the toilet bowl and on his hands. Plus the stench almost makes me heave.
I made sure he cleaned it all up but the image has remained for days after.
Yuck :-(
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Bloody hell Jessie, how big was it?!
I've always gone by "Never put anything up your arse that doesn't have a flared base" - sounds like he didn't get the memo!
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It was about seven or eight inches with no flared base. We're both anal novices so live and learn but I won't be doing that again. There were literally small lumps of shit in my sink and shit stains smeared all over. Worsted thing I've ever experienced and I like things to be super clean.
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It was about seven or eight inches with no flared base. We're both anal novices so live and learn but I won't be doing that again. There were literally small lumps of shit in my sink and shit stains smeared all over. Worsted thing I've ever experienced and I like things to be super clean.
Double Yuck !!
Bleach plus white CIF, scoop and dump into toilet , unfortunately nothing to wipe the memory clean..... sorry
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I even had a nightmare about it last night. I think it's scarred me for good.
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No flared base haha that's funny (and observant).
I've had this only twice, once this morning: asking if I'd do it with a dog.
I always wanna call the police when that happens. Sick fuckers.
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I've had this only twice, once this morning: asking if I'd do it with a dog.
I always wanna call the police when that happens. Sick fuckers.
I think it's usually bored teenagers on a wind-up, requests like that. I'm sure actual real bestiality people stick to their own networks.
I remember when I was really new, I got an email saying "Can I ask you if you'd be up for something?"
This was on my actual email, not via the AW system.
I said sure, ask away.
He replied and said "would you do this"
then an embedded image of a woman in high heels stomping on and killing a baby chick 😨
I volunteer for the RSPCA for fucks sake!!
I was so upset but managed not to reply, as I'm sure that's what he wanted. Bastard.
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unfortunately nothing to wipe the memory clean.
Well said. Applies to quite a lot of things that are better forgotten.
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I had a nightmare client recently.
He was disgusting in general and left skid marks on the bedsheets.
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Client pooped himself on the bathroom floor. Luckily not at my place
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If I was new and read these stories there is no way I would have ever started escorting. It should not be like this there are lots of clean men with good standards of hygiene that you can see. When I know them and then done out calls to their homes I've been very impressed when there's not a speck of dust anywhere.
What would be good if there was a like metal detector archway like they have at airports that they have to walk through and it they are not clean enough it makes a big buzzing noise like on family fortunes and a big red cross is displayed above. Some of them It would probably take a few days of buzzing to work out what was wrong.
It should be law that if they are found to be unclean during booking we can just stop and keep the money.
On AW just leave comment "a charming man" and nothing else. So other ladies know he was nice enough guy but wasn't clean.
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Client pooped himself on the bathroom floor. Luckily not at my place
Just. Wow. Wtf. :o
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Had a client once who totally refused to take a shower before action (it was a warm summer day, he stank).
He said something like I'm paying you for your services, suck my dick now. It's almosts like some clients don't consider us human beings. Threw him out of my flat and gave him back the money :FF
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I had a guy earlier and doing owo had all that horrible pre cum stuff filling my mouth up I hate that
Don’t anyone else ?
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I had a guy earlier and doing owo had all that horrible pre cum stuff filling my mouth up I hate that
Don’t anyone else ?
Yeah it can be gross when it is streaming out. I had a guy the other day who came in my mouth, had no time to react and it hit the back of my throat making me heave, he didn't react at all, I think he did it on purpose because he didn't want me to move, later when I got wise to it, I removed my mouth in time and he was concerned with getting his cum over himself.
I'm not his clean up crew. Urgh!
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I had a guy earlier and doing owo had all that horrible pre cum stuff filling my mouth up I hate that
Don’t anyone else ?
I hate 'dribblers'! Just gross.
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It is just :-[
And you can’t just exactly spit it out either as they won’t like see you do it
I use loads mouthwash as soon as they go out of the door .
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It is just :-[
And you can’t just exactly spit it out either as they won’t like see you do it
I use loads mouthwash as soon as they go out of the door .
When you pull the trousers down and there's a wet leaky patch on their pants!
Makes me heave!
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Not as bad as the one wearing pants who had stained skid marks inside that were worn out
:-[ dirty prick I wasn't going let him return but his not been back months now thank god .
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Had a senior gentleman with great aw feedback turn up to a booking while I was on tour, he was the worst kisser I've ever experienced, a wide mouth frog with a dribbling snake tongue kisser who held the back of your head with a death grip and long talon like nails, I finally pull away and.....
When I dropped his trousers he has pee stains all over his baggy off white pants and a false leg :o
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Had a senior gentleman with great aw feedback turn up to a booking while I was on tour, he was the worst kisser I've ever experienced, a wide mouth frog with a dribbling snake tongue kisser who held the back of your head with a death grip and long talon like nails, I finally pull away and.....
When I dropped his trousers he has pee stains all over his baggy off white pants and a false leg :o
;D This is a nightmare in a nightmare in a nightmare.
Did he mention the amputation before he rocked up?
Did anyone mention the amputation?
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;D This is a nightmare in a nightmare in a nightmare.
Did he mention the amputation before he rocked up?
Did anyone mention the amputation?
Nope nobody mentioned the amputation, not him or in any feedback
In fact his feedback was glowing, great guy can't wait to see again, fab kisser, sexy etc he even had a glowing feedback from a duo booking
I wanted to die :D :D
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Nope nobody mentioned the amputation, not him or in any feedback
In fact his feedback was glowing, great guy can't wait to see again, fab kisser, sexy etc he even had a glowing feedback from a duo booking
I wanted to die :D :D
Sounds horrible. I would not have coped well with this. Hope he wasn't a long booking.
I had a half hour with a guy the other day that, once was finished, had shuffled across the bed leaving shit marks yet again.
I didn't notice until after he'd left but it must have been him. He was also a lousy kisser with bad breath. He's not welcome back.
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Sounds horrible. I would not have coped well with this. Hope he wasn't a long booking.
I had a half hour with a guy the other day that, once was finished, had shuffled across the bed leaving shit marks yet again.
I didn't notice until after he'd left but it must have been him. He was also a lousy kisser with bad breath. He's not welcome back.
He was anhour one of the longest of my career, my neck hurt from trying to hold my face far enough way that he didnt eat my face or cut my mouth ffs
Thankfully I've never had the skid marks issue :-X totally gross
Had the bad breath thing and omg was it bad, thankfully it was between lockdowns so I i just told him as soon as he walked in and I realised that I would be wearing a mask and not kissing for safety :angel: ;D
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Nope nobody mentioned the amputation, not him or in any feedback
In fact his feedback was glowing, great guy can't wait to see again, fab kisser, sexy etc he even had a glowing feedback from a duo booking
I wanted to die :D :D
I got caught out too by accepting a booking from a guy with glowing feedback.
When he turned up he was scruffy and dirty looking and had the most horrendous rotten teeth and foul breath that you could smell from feet away! So bad it almost made me vomit. I had to end the booking early because I couldn't and simply didn't want to get near him or touch him.
Why do escorts leave good feedback for guys like him? They are knowingly going to put other escorts through horrible bookings like I had by lying.
Better to just not leave feedback in situations like that if they don't want to give a negative.
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I got caught out too by accepting a booking from a guy with glowing feedback.
When he turned up he was scruffy and dirty looking and had the most horrendous rotten teeth and foul breath that you could smell from feet away! So bad it almost made me vomit. I had to end the booking early because I couldn't and simply didn't want to get near him or touch him.
Why do escorts leave good feedback for guys like him? They are knowingly going to put other escorts through horrible bookings like I had by lying.
Better to just not leave feedback in situations like that if they don't want to give a negative.
I find it very frustrating tbh so many times the feedback doesn't match the reality
In cases like these I tend where they have used the booking form and left me feedback to just put "turned up on time"
Sad thing on aw is the whole tit for tat negative feedback fears
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I find it very frustrating tbh so many times the feedback doesn't match the reality
In cases like these I tend where they have used the booking form and left me feedback to just put "turned up on time"
Sad thing on aw is the whole tit for tat negative feedback fears
Yes it is very frustrating and as you say, I very often don't recognise the guy walking through the door as being anything like his feedback implied.
Surely if there is nothing positive to say about a client then just say nothing or add a very innocuous comment as you suggested you do MissWolf.
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Nope nobody mentioned the amputation, not him or in any feedback
In fact his feedback was glowing, great guy can't wait to see again, fab kisser, sexy etc he even had a glowing feedback from a duo booking
I wanted to die :D :D
Little baby Jezus, I would totally have died a million times.
Feedback has never worked for me...that's why I don't care about it.
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Not me but my friend she had one guy who comes in and his feet smell like a dirty rotten nappy🤮she made him stand up for 15mins for a blowy as last time he sat down on the bed and stunk up the whole bed she even had to flip the mattress, THE MATTRESS yo I cant, I had just finished my phone call and all I could smell in the corridor was febreez and poo 🤮
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Had a senior gentleman with great aw feedback turn up to a booking while I was on tour, he was the worst kisser I've ever experienced, a wide mouth frog with a dribbling snake tongue kisser who held the back of your head with a death grip and long talon like nails, I finally pull away and.....
When I dropped his trousers he has pee stains all over his baggy off white pants and a false leg :o
Fuck .. that's ghastly
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Had a nightmare a few weeks ago with a larger older gentleman who had a very long, droopy foreskin that didn’t retract at all. I said I could do covered oral, which he complained about (excuse me for not wanting to suck cottage cheese through a straw). When I went on my knees to give him a blowjob, he lifted up his belly and rested it on my forehead. And he smelled. Despite the shower.
I swear Belle de Jour never put up with shit like this.
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Had a nightmare a few weeks ago with a larger older gentleman who had a very long, droopy foreskin that didn’t retract at all. I said I could do covered oral, which he complained about (excuse me for not wanting to suck cottage cheese through a straw). When I went on my knees to give him a blowjob, he lifted up his belly and rested it on my forehead. And he smelled. Despite the shower.
I swear Belle de Jour never put up with shit like this.
*Spits🫖☕️out on phone📱.*
Son of a BITCH!! Tell me you are LYING!!🤯😳
He did not! He did not put his tummy on your head. I …. don’t even know what to do with this.🤦🏼♀️
I swear I hate men. WHO THINKS THIS IS OK??🪓🪓🪓
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Had a nightmare a few weeks ago with a larger older gentleman who had a very long, droopy foreskin that didn’t retract at all. I said I could do covered oral, which he complained about (excuse me for not wanting to suck cottage cheese through a straw). When I went on my knees to give him a blowjob, he lifted up his belly and rested it on my forehead. And he smelled. Despite the shower.
I swear Belle de Jour never put up with shit like this.
OMG that is all totally disgusting! So passive aggressive.
He'd have been resting on his arse on the floor if he'd tried to rest his stinking, flabby belly on my head!
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Disgusting thing happened to me last week that I am fuming and traumatised about, client that I've seen a few times over the years CIM, I went to spit, I spat out a mouthful of blood and a blood clot!! Spoke to my client about this and he said "oh yeah I noticed that a couple of weeks ago when I had a wank". He said it had happened before a few years ago and he was given antibiotics but he couldn't tell me what for! He was very nonplussed about it....I've told him to go and get tested, meanwhile I am traumatised and either going to have to have a couple of weeks off or reduce my services until I can get tested. :FF
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A client wanted to ride my strap on in cowgirl which was all fine until he jumped up, lay on my stomach with the dildo covered in shit smearing on my boobs!! I shoved him off and marched him into the shower somewhat grossed out >:(
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A client wanted to ride my strap on in cowgirl which was all fine until he jumped up, lay on my stomach with the dildo covered in shit smearing on my boobs!! I shoved him off and marched him into the shower somewhat grossed out >:(
Yuk :(
Victim surcharge of £50 I thinks.
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Luckily my stinky client quota is tiny but one elderly gent who was borderline when it came to freshness but I endured his visits many times, turned up one evening with a distinctive whiff of dirty arse crack having not bothered to wash and I suspected not even bothering to wipe properly earlier that day. 😬 I was so disgusted that I could barely speak to him never mind ask him to shower (I know I should have!) so his bottom spanks were harder than usual and yes that's how I knew for sure where the smell was from and I could see the dried brown streaks on his backside. He tried to book again several times but I blanked him. Dirty bastard.
A similar situation with another reg. but after being very clean under the foreskin in all previous bookings he turned up with a stomach churning fortnight's worth of yellow gunge. I refused to touch it and asked when he last cleaned under there. He wasn't even slightly ashamed and just said he must have forgotten to do it that day. Liar!! Another who was banned after that.
(well you did ask) 😚😐
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"I knew for sure where the smell was from and I could see the dried brown streaks on his backside."
I have been doing this job for several years. During this time, I once sent a guest away because of this. She came in, undressed and lay on of my bed. I started to work.. I saw that her ass was like that. It left a brown stain on my sheets. I told him to get dressed, I won't do it with him. I returned his money and told him to leave.
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I use to invite them at shower, first. If it smelly one I insist till he hadn't to choise. And I buy man deodorant for be sure.