Lol he was a really easy client-he couldn't keep an erection with a condom so it was always very limited services and the overnight had been mainly just drinking wine and watching tv. Think the prossie powers that be decided I had to earn my money somehow! 

the thing is I alw\ys worry that I will be the one that will snore and fart in bed HAHA

That's one of the reasons why I don't do overnights, because I know I would definitely snore and fart!

Quote from: happyhappyjoyjoy on 11 February 2014, 07:45:21 am

the thing is I alw\ys worry that I will be the one that will snore and fart in bed HAHA

That's one of the reasons why I don't do overnights, because I know I would definitely snore and fart!

I cant sleep in a strange bed nevermind next to a client so I wouldn't be in a deep enough sleep to snore or fart lol x

Had a client who obviously had an upset stomach, went to the loo at the end of the booking after he left went in for a shower and he hadn't flushed, won't go into detail but had to get my rubber gloves on to clean up after him, I was furious! X

Quote from: evabraun on 24 March 2014, 05:51:28 pm

the other day I had a guy whose pits stunk like hell,and he took a shower before!I was about telling him,but dropped it.
I had to aerate for an hour,and use all sprays  to get rid of that stink.

this happened to me few times, I really dont understand what kind of shower they take if they dont wash proper?

makes me hold my breath and pray for the time to pass

I think some people simply smell bad. It doesn't wash off. It could be down to them having medication or something that literally oozes out of their pores. It may be that there's a bacterial funk so deeply ingrained into them that it doesn't wash off. But truly smelly people will smell as soon as they leave the shower.

Had such an unpleasant incall tonight that I felt I should share  Oh how I've missed this thread!!

It was a very long half an hour. I offered him a shower which he declined...then when it got to jiggy time, it was obvious that he needed one 

Despite my fairly strong constitution I found it pretty horrible having my face down there but when I again suggested a shower he insisted he'd had one just before setting off. I can only describe the smell as curry mixed with mild wee. Anyway I distracted him with conversation whilst using a few wipes on him - then as I was starting to give oral he suddenly rammed himself into the back of my throat with no warning, which made me puke a bit! Man I was fucked off but kept smiling!

Then hurrah, he was ready for sex. Him on top - and he decides to spit into my mouth. Thanks mate - taxi!!! 

Had such an unpleasant incall tonight that I felt I should share  Oh how I've missed this thread!!

It was a very long half an hour. I offered him a shower which he declined...then when it got to jiggy time, it was obvious that he needed one 

Despite my fairly strong constitution I found it pretty horrible having my face down there but when I again suggested a shower he insisted he'd had one just before setting off. I can only describe the smell as curry mixed with mild wee. Anyway I distracted him with conversation whilst using a few wipes on him - then as I was starting to give oral he suddenly rammed himself into the back of my throat with no warning, which made me puke a bit! Man I was fucked off but kept smiling!

Then hurrah, he was ready for sex. Him on top - and he decides to spit into my mouth. Thanks mate - taxi!!! 

 
I would be in jail right now if Id seen that man.

and what if they take the shower but dont wash proper?
ive had enough of this type