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Guiltypleasure

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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #270 on: 30 November 2016, 04:16:54 pm »
Man alive, I can't beat that.

Way back when in the days when I did OWO, I once had a (very) elderly gent pee in my mouth a little bit during a bj - I don't think he had any idea he'd done it, so I just spat it on the duvet cover and carried on like the game girl I am. Fortunately it was an outcall.
Oh my days ..I really think we should have a like button ,you trooper !

Nia Hope

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« Reply #271 on: 30 November 2016, 05:17:34 pm »

I would have been tempted to ask him if I could pop it. I need to watch this pimple popping on YouTube sounds fab! :-)))
You'll be on it for hours trust me! It's strangely addictive.
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« Reply #272 on: 30 November 2016, 05:18:56 pm »
Ooh that's discusting , reminded me of my 'st Bernard kisser' just dribbled into my mouth for two hours Lord !


I hate that type of 'kiss' where they put their whole tongue flat and sort of spread all the wetness over your mouth!

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« Reply #273 on: 30 November 2016, 05:19:53 pm »
You'll be on it for hours trust me! It's strangely addictive.

I'm gonna have a look tonight :-)

VoluptuousCurves

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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #274 on: 30 November 2016, 07:01:38 pm »
I'm gonna have a look tonight :-)

Honestly you'll get addicted. I literally have an email alert set up so I get an email if she posts a ne vid   :-[
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Nia Hope

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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #275 on: 30 November 2016, 07:53:36 pm »
Honestly you'll get addicted. I literally have an email alert set up so I get an email if she posts a ne vid   :-[
I actually sometimes wish I'd get a massive boil to squeeze, that's sick isn't it? ???
I would love her job.
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« Reply #276 on: 30 November 2016, 07:57:55 pm »
I actually sometimes wish I'd get a massive boil to squeeze, that's sick isn't it? ???
I would love her job.

I think you just found your niche  ;D

Nia Hope

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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #277 on: 30 November 2016, 07:59:00 pm »
I think you just found your niche  ;D
I might put it on my aw profile.
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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #278 on: 05 December 2016, 10:03:01 pm »
You'll be on it for hours trust me! It's strangely addictive.
I never ( well the odd little one but v v rare) get spots luckily but I asked a guy what was nip pin' on my back , he said a little spot , so asked if it was ready to go, he said yes ,so I asked him to pop lol.

I watch pimple popper , find it cathartic , but if you can handle the worlds largest cyst that's hardcore I love it lol.

Luciexx

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« Reply #279 on: 05 December 2016, 11:06:28 pm »
The grossest thing that happened to me has been all the telltale signs of ageing.  Luckily, punters are nice enough to overlook these wrinkly, saggy bits.  It's quite shocking.  Should learn to grow some thick skin.  Any advice from older escorts?   :o no way I'm gonna have any tummy tuck though.  :)

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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #280 on: 06 December 2016, 05:58:03 pm »
If you don't want to go under the knife. Then you just have to accept and embrace it.
You can improve some things with a bit of work. If you're butt is sagging, Get on your bike literally.
Work hard in the gym or even better get out on the roads or parks. Unless you are really disiplined you won't push yourself hard enough in the gym. A few hills will sort you out, great for lifting the bum, out on the roads will also work sagging arms and your thighs and midriff. 5-6 hilly miles 3x a week.
Wrinkles, well the jury is probably out as to whether they work. I reckon we all start using them when the damage is down. Start in your 20s when your skin is still great. Avoid sun beds. My mum had a friend who was the same age and lived in Saudi for years. When they were 40 she looked 8-9 years older than my mum. She is now 60 and looks awful.
Be true in your advertising, don't try and pass yourself of as younger if your wrinkles are saying otherwise. There is a place for everyone. A couple of my regulars have told me they would never see a 20s girl.
But if anyone has any tips for lifting boobs non surgically, I would be forever grateful

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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #281 on: 06 December 2016, 06:01:16 pm »
Wrinkles.  Should say the jury is out regarding fancy skin creams

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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #282 on: 06 December 2016, 06:05:57 pm »
I'm starting to feel like a broken record here, but can we get back on topic please? The topic is sex work :).

Luciexx

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« Reply #283 on: 06 December 2016, 06:09:30 pm »
Thank you, naughtyforty.

I guess our bodies are the commercial products, unlike other professions where you can simply hide under smart clothing. Thank you for sharing the positivity.    :D   

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Re: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you.
« Reply #284 on: 06 December 2016, 07:34:07 pm »
We are selling our bodies at the end of the day and I think we have a professional obligation to keep our bodies in the condition our customers expect. I go to the gym (although not as often as I'd like) and I'm careful to eat enough that I don't lose too much weight, because my customer base likes my curves. I think of beauty/fitness regime as basic maintenance: I expect my hairdresser to have access to the latest dye techniques. I expect my driver to be good at driving and not be 1 ticket from losing their license.

Anyway to bring this back to the original topic:
Yesterday I finished my period. This morning there was no sign of it, so I didn't use a Beppy. All was fine through 4 bookings, then number 5 decides he's going to finger me hard (tbf he's a regular and I expected this and like it). He must have knocked against my cervix and restarted bleeding, which I didn't notice, until I realised he'd wiped his hand on the pillow and left a bloody streak.

And I'm in a hotel  :-[
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