Author Topic: Whats the grossest thing that has happened to you. (Read 131876 times)

mssa · « **Reply #180 on:** 30 May 2014, 03:02:05 pm »

Yeah that would really annoy me!! I'm referring to a post I read where she kept politely suggesting it and he refused bc it wasn't a standard thing, so she was forced to just power through. If it's compulsory then no one gets offended and you don't have to put up with as many smelly people as when they are not getting under the water at all

Secret-Whore · « **Reply #181 on:** 03 June 2015, 10:22:16 am »

So disgusting getting a client who breathes through his mouth. Then they put their gross cold, wet mouth on yours and expect DFK. There's nothing that disgusts me more

VioletteUK · « **Reply #182 on:** 04 June 2015, 09:40:17 am »

I had forgotten how cringe worthy this thread was. Totally like a train wreck, I just can't look away.

Secret-Whore · « **Reply #183 on:** 06 June 2015, 11:03:30 am »

Absolutely disgusting client. He kissed me with this weird erect-tongue-shoved-through-puckered-lips technique. His breath made me gag and his tongue was weirdly dry and textured. He took off his shirt and I was met with stale armpit smell and the sight of his like 2cm long nipples. I mean, seriously. If his office has air conditioning, those things would me a major source of distraction for his colleagues. I tried to get away from his mouth by blowing him (clean smelling cock. Probably washed it in the sink) but nearly threw up because I could smell his nasty breath whenhe was moaning. Literally gagged when I looked up and got a face full of breath and caught sight of him playing with his horrifying nipples. I nearly didn't make it through the booking. Never wanted to nope the fuck out so badly. I was waiting for the last circle line train to my next booking scrubbing at my mouth with baby wipes even though I brushed my teeth afterwards trying not to cry. This was the first time I've ever felt truly disgusted with myself and job, even though I've had smelly clients before.

Shewolf · « **Reply #184 on:** 06 June 2015, 01:54:50 pm »

Quote from: Secret-Whore on 06 June 2015, 11:03:30 am

Absolutely disgusting client. He kissed me with this weird erect-tongue-shoved-through-puckered-lips technique. His breath made me gag and his tongue was weirdly dry and textured. He took off his shirt and I was met with stale armpit smell and the sight of his like 2cm long nipples. I mean, seriously. If his office has air conditioning, those things would me a major source of distraction for his colleagues. I tried to get away from his mouth by blowing him (clean smelling cock. Probably washed it in the sink) but nearly threw up because I could smell his nasty breath whenhe was moaning. Literally gagged when I looked up and got a face full of breath and caught sight of him playing with his horrifying nipples. I nearly didn't make it through the booking. Never wanted to nope the fuck out so badly. I was waiting for the last circle line train to my next booking scrubbing at my mouth with baby wipes even though I brushed my teeth afterwards trying not to cry. This was the first time I've ever felt truly disgusted with myself and job, even though I've had smelly clients before.

Reads like a horror novel that one. This thread is putting me off the job. I nearly spat my drink out reading how his breath caught you again when he was moaning, hilarious. Trouble is, these memories go in your Bad Memory Bank. How can we ever get rid of them?? Also, sometimes I think, what if I get dementia in the future and tell people this sort of stuff without realising $:-\$ x

Cat_BBW · « **Reply #185 on:** 06 June 2015, 02:03:45 pm »

Quote from: Shewolf on 06 June 2015, 01:54:50 pm

Quote from: Secret-Whore on 06 June 2015, 11:03:30 am
Absolutely disgusting client. He kissed me with this weird erect-tongue-shoved-through-puckered-lips technique. His breath made me gag and his tongue was weirdly dry and textured. He took off his shirt and I was met with stale armpit smell and the sight of his like 2cm long nipples. I mean, seriously. If his office has air conditioning, those things would me a major source of distraction for his colleagues. I tried to get away from his mouth by blowing him (clean smelling cock. Probably washed it in the sink) but nearly threw up because I could smell his nasty breath whenhe was moaning. Literally gagged when I looked up and got a face full of breath and caught sight of him playing with his horrifying nipples. I nearly didn't make it through the booking. Never wanted to nope the fuck out so badly. I was waiting for the last circle line train to my next booking scrubbing at my mouth with baby wipes even though I brushed my teeth afterwards trying not to cry. This was the first time I've ever felt truly disgusted with myself and job, even though I've had smelly clients before.

Reads like a horror novel that one. This thread is putting me off the job. I nearly spat my drink out reading how his breath caught you again when he was moaning, hilarious. Trouble is, these memories go in your Bad Memory Bank. How can we ever get rid of them?? Also, sometimes I think, what if I get dementia in the future and tell people this sort of stuff without realising $:-\$ x

Both these posts have had me in tears of laughter!!

Kay · « **Reply #186 on:** 06 June 2015, 04:28:52 pm »

This thread is making me inclined to try and grow a pair and stop the booking should I be so unfortunate as to get a gross client again (it's only a matter of time, right?) If it's rectifiable through tooth brushing or showering, fair enough. If not, money back and out they go.

Hadley · « **Reply #187 on:** 06 June 2015, 04:56:45 pm »

Quote from: Secret-Whore on 06 June 2015, 11:03:30 am

Absolutely disgusting client. He kissed me with this weird erect-tongue-shoved-through-puckered-lips technique. His breath made me gag and his tongue was weirdly dry and textured. He took off his shirt and I was met with stale armpit smell and the sight of his like 2cm long nipples. I mean, seriously. If his office has air conditioning, those things would me a major source of distraction for his colleagues. I tried to get away from his mouth by blowing him (clean smelling cock. Probably washed it in the sink) but nearly threw up because I could smell his nasty breath whenhe was moaning. Literally gagged when I looked up and got a face full of breath and caught sight of him playing with his horrifying nipples. I nearly didn't make it through the booking. Never wanted to nope the fuck out so badly. I was waiting for the last circle line train to my next booking scrubbing at my mouth with baby wipes even though I brushed my teeth afterwards trying not to cry. This was the first time I've ever felt truly disgusted with myself and job, even though I've had smelly clients before.

That sounds awful SW, I'm so sorry you felt disgusting about yourself and that you were teary afterwards. Isn't it funny how sometimes clients that (whilst being gross) are not on the surface of things the worst of the worst, can sometimes really turn your stomach. I had a client a while ago who was friendly and lovely, but just reeked of garlic. I mean really, really honked. He was obviously freshly showered and had had a breath mint but he must have been chewing garlic cloves beforehand, it was just so rank. I kept thinking I would get used to it, and didn't want to just up and leave as he was a nice person who had obviously freshly showered, meaning I couldn't really give the reason as his bad hygiene. Anyway after what felt like a three hour ordeal, I got in the car and my driver said "what have you been eating? You really really smell of garlic." I hadn't, it was just his slobbery saliva all over me was that strong. I was in tears because I felt so disgusting too, it's not nice to feel that way is it xx

Treetop · « **Reply #188 on:** 06 June 2015, 05:06:54 pm »

Jesus, if ever a thread made me feel like the luckiest whore in the world this is it! I don't know whether to laugh or cringe reading some of these!

@ secret - whore please don't be disgusted with yourself or your job. It's him you should be disgusted with for being a dirty bugger. If it ever happens again show him politely to the bathroom. If he refuses cancel the booking. You shouldn't have to do things you are uncomfortable with doing this job.

Secret-Whore · « **Reply #189 on:** 06 June 2015, 09:43:09 pm »

Quote from: Shewolf on 06 June 2015, 01:54:50 pm

Quote from: Secret-Whore on 06 June 2015, 11:03:30 am
Absolutely disgusting client. He kissed me with this weird erect-tongue-shoved-through-puckered-lips technique. His breath made me gag and his tongue was weirdly dry and textured. He took off his shirt and I was met with stale armpit smell and the sight of his like 2cm long nipples. I mean, seriously. If his office has air conditioning, those things would me a major source of distraction for his colleagues. I tried to get away from his mouth by blowing him (clean smelling cock. Probably washed it in the sink) but nearly threw up because I could smell his nasty breath whenhe was moaning. Literally gagged when I looked up and got a face full of breath and caught sight of him playing with his horrifying nipples. I nearly didn't make it through the booking. Never wanted to nope the fuck out so badly. I was waiting for the last circle line train to my next booking scrubbing at my mouth with baby wipes even though I brushed my teeth afterwards trying not to cry. This was the first time I've ever felt truly disgusted with myself and job, even though I've had smelly clients before.

Reads like a horror novel that one. This thread is putting me off the job. I nearly spat my drink out reading how his breath caught you again when he was moaning, hilarious. Trouble is, these memories go in your Bad Memory Bank. How can we ever get rid of them?? Also, sometimes I think, what if I get dementia in the future and tell people this sort of stuff without realising $:-\$ x

I wonder about this too! I thought I was the only one haha. I accidentally got ridiculously drunk (mixed spirits) and told someone thatI had to have an abortion because of my ex. Makes me wonder what else I could say!

Secret-Whore · « **Reply #190 on:** 06 June 2015, 09:47:56 pm »

Quote from: Hadley on 06 June 2015, 04:56:45 pm

Quote from: Secret-Whore on 06 June 2015, 11:03:30 am
Absolutely disgusting client. He kissed me with this weird erect-tongue-shoved-through-puckered-lips technique. His breath made me gag and his tongue was weirdly dry and textured. He took off his shirt and I was met with stale armpit smell and the sight of his like 2cm long nipples. I mean, seriously. If his office has air conditioning, those things would me a major source of distraction for his colleagues. I tried to get away from his mouth by blowing him (clean smelling cock. Probably washed it in the sink) but nearly threw up because I could smell his nasty breath whenhe was moaning. Literally gagged when I looked up and got a face full of breath and caught sight of him playing with his horrifying nipples. I nearly didn't make it through the booking. Never wanted to nope the fuck out so badly. I was waiting for the last circle line train to my next booking scrubbing at my mouth with baby wipes even though I brushed my teeth afterwards trying not to cry. This was the first time I've ever felt truly disgusted with myself and job, even though I've had smelly clients before.

That sounds awful SW, I'm so sorry you felt disgusting about yourself and that you were teary afterwards. Isn't it funny how sometimes clients that (whilst being gross) are not on the surface of things the worst of the worst, can sometimes really turn your stomach. I had a client a while ago who was friendly and lovely, but just reeked of garlic. I mean really, really honked. He was obviously freshly showered and had had a breath mint but he must have been chewing garlic cloves beforehand, it was just so rank. I kept thinking I would get used to it, and didn't want to just up and leave as he was a nice person who had obviously freshly showered, meaning I couldn't really give the reason as his bad hygiene. Anyway after what felt like a three hour ordeal, I got in the car and my driver said "what have you been eating? You really really smell of garlic." I hadn't, it was just his slobbery saliva all over me was that strong. I was in tears because I felt so disgusting too, it's not nice to feel that way is it xx

I know what you mean. I've literally gone to a booking and when I rang the guy to say say I was outside he told me that he wasn't interested and whores and I took that surprisingly well. I don't know why this upset me so much.

Quote from: thehappyhooker on 06 June 2015, 05:06:54 pm

Jesus, if ever a thread made me feel like the luckiest whore in the world this is it! I don't know whether to laugh or cringe reading some of these!

@ secret - whore please don't be disgusted with yourself or your job. It's him you should be disgusted with for being a dirty bugger. If it ever happens again show him politely to the bathroom. If he refuses cancel the booking. You shouldn't have to do things you are uncomfortable with doing this job.

Thanks and I'm learning to grow a backbone. I'm starting to burn out and it's only been 6 months for me

Treetop · « **Reply #191 on:** 07 June 2015, 08:55:08 am »

If your burning put maybe reduce who/how many you see? Make sure your taking enough time for yourself too! And spend some of that hard earned money in what you want. Burn outs suck I've had a my own, know how horrible it feels.

pussywillow · « **Reply #192 on:** 14 June 2015, 10:44:21 am »

Had to share this - I had the most gross, disgusting client this week plus he had a strange cock. He arrived and I offered him a shower which he declined. Anyway we went through to the bedroom and he removed his clothes. Upon removing his trousers and underpants the room was filled with the stench of SHIT! I asked again if he would like a shower - he declined and laid down on the bed. Now I'm a trooper and an ex nurse (used to gross stuff) however I was all but gagging by now. I told him (quite nicely) that I couldn't proceed with the booking unless he showered. I was about to offer him his money back and ask him to leave, when I think he must of admitted defeat cos he asked if he could just wank himself off - result! So I kept holding my breath and less than 3 minutes later- job done. Phew! When he got up - I looked at my throw and saw he had smeared shit all over it! How can someone be so unaware? No pride or self respect or what? He said he no longer has a sex life with his wife -really?? After he left I had to open the windows to get rid of the stench of shit! I chucked my throw away. I wonder what he would have said if the roles were reversed? Also he had a hole in the side of his cock quite near the top which the cum came out of ?! It took him ages to clean himself up after. I know there a condition called Hypospadias where you are born with this. But I thought it was always put right as a small child via surgery.

Has anyone else seen this? I might post it as another thread. Anyway an unforgettable booking in more ways than one. Didn't know whether to laugh or cry after.

cheesypeas · « **Reply #193 on:** 14 June 2015, 12:07:09 pm »

PW Sounds like he imposed himself on you which is unpleasant and rude.

Seems more extreme than normal....fact he stinks
of shit on removing clothes ..usually it's stinky when
you get a bit close up.
Do you think he's just never washed or some bowel issue..or both?

pussywillow · « **Reply #194 on:** 14 June 2015, 01:09:48 pm »

I honestly don't know

I wish I could be charitable enough to think bowel issue. I'm leaning towards not washed ! If it was a bowel issue he should have warned me. But either way yeh think ur right he imposed himself.

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