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Fifi

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #4485 on: 13 March 2025, 06:49:54 pm »
I had a client who used to book for an hour, but only lasted about 30 minutes before he came, then chatted for the rest of the time. Then next time he booked he said he would only book 30 minutes as he usually comes fast. I said fine. He then came within 30 minutes and still expected to chat for another 30 minutes, as if he thought chatting didn’t count as booking time.  :FF
 
Another client booked 30 minutes then overstayed 15 minutes. I shouldn’t have let him really, but he was taking forever to cum so I thought I’d just let him finish. The best time he booked I said, I think you need 45 minutes as it takes you a while to cum. The same thing happened again and he was there for an hour! I realised he most have been intentionally holding off. Since he was a decent client in other respects I gave him another chance, but just said, we have 5 minutes left. He had been better since then.

I need to be stricter with time.

What an arsehole.

I hate when they take the piss like that
There is such a thing as a stupid question and there is not a first time for everything.

fallen angel

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #4486 on: 14 March 2025, 11:50:47 am »
I had a client who used to book for an hour, but only lasted about 30 minutes before he came, then chatted for the rest of the time. Then next time he booked he said he would only book 30 minutes as he usually comes fast. I said fine. He then came within 30 minutes and still expected to chat for another 30 minutes, as if he thought chatting didn’t count as booking time.  :FF
 
I've had guys ask for shorter bookings than they have had previously and if they do this then I make sure that they get exactly the time they have paid for and no more.
If they want to be tight with their money then I'll be tight with my time.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #4487 on: 14 March 2025, 12:24:27 pm »
What an arsehole.

I hate when they take the piss like that

I had punters who would claim they only wanted a short booking because they only had that short time to spare, then over stay almost to the next time bracket.

fallen angel

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« Reply #4488 on: 18 March 2025, 11:06:11 am »
I had punters who would claim they only wanted a short booking because they only had that short time to spare, then over stay almost to the next time bracket.

Yes I've had those sort too so I keep a close eye on the time and and make sure we finish on time then say to them " Oh you had better get going, I don't want to make you late" whilst making sure I'm off the bed, dressing gown on, tidying up.

Fifi

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #4489 on: 19 March 2025, 09:13:56 am »
I had one yesterday trying to overstay

Half hour booking and was down to the last five minutes when I told him we were running out of time.

He then decided to pop and I went to wash my hands. When I came back in the room he then wanted a "wash" which I didn't mind but then heard the bloody shower go on which I'd have said no to.  >:(

As soon as it got to the full 30 minutes I knocked on the door, told him the time and threw his t-shirt on the bathroom floor, that he'd left in the bedroom. He was only a couple of minutes over but would have stayed longer if I'd not nudged him.

Really gets my back up now when they take the piss with time.
« Last Edit: 19 March 2025, 09:17:08 am by Fifi »
There is such a thing as a stupid question and there is not a first time for everything.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #4490 on: 19 March 2025, 10:16:33 am »
Yeah overstayers really annoy me!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #4491 on: 19 March 2025, 11:28:13 am »
Start emails or conversations with "Hi Hun"  :FF

Those messages get instantly deleted!  It clearly states in my profile that if you want a response then it's up to you to take the time to put together a sensible and coherent message.  Otherwise, off you F!

I've had it today with timewasters already.  Had someone call me today, 'hey you're beautiful, it's my birthday, can we facetime, I love your videos'.  Err, no we cannot face time.  Good bye.
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« Reply #4492 on: 19 March 2025, 12:09:29 pm »
Yeah overstayers really annoy me!

I have so many who think it's okay to have a 10 minutes shower at the end. If it happens again now I'm just turning off the water

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« Reply #4493 on: 19 March 2025, 07:34:29 pm »
Booking you with the name ‘Joe’ then contacting you 6 months later saying they’re ’Mike’, seriously, they just look like tits!

I called him out on it. Hope he squirms and fucks off (whilst realising he’s not very smart!)

fallen angel

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #4494 on: 19 March 2025, 10:08:51 pm »
I have so many who think it's okay to have a 10 minutes shower at the end. If it happens again now I'm just turning off the water

I swear some of them just don't want to heat water at home as like you say, some spend ages in the shower when all that should be required is a quick freshen up.
Had one recently who only had a 30 min booking but wanted a shower before and after.
I went to shower after he'd left and no hot water! He'd used pretty much a full tank!
« Last Edit: 19 March 2025, 10:11:51 pm by fallen angel »

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« Reply #4495 on: 20 March 2025, 09:26:36 am »
I had one yesterday trying to overstay

Half hour booking and was down to the last five minutes when I told him we were running out of time.

He then decided to pop and I went to wash my hands. When I came back in the room he then wanted a "wash" which I didn't mind but then heard the bloody shower go on which I'd have said no to.  >:(

As soon as it got to the full 30 minutes I knocked on the door, told him the time and threw his t-shirt on the bathroom floor, that he'd left in the bedroom. He was only a couple of minutes over but would have stayed longer if I'd not nudged him.

This might be a bit weird but I set an alarm on my phone!  to go off 5 mins before the end of the session.  It definitely breaks the immersion haha.
I've had some clients say they need longer than half an hour but then won't pay for extra next time, but then get upset cos they didn't 'finish' and will blame the condom....which to me feels like a massive hint for BB which I'm not doing.

Really gets my back up now when they take the piss with time.

Fifi

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #4496 on: 20 March 2025, 12:17:12 pm »


Yeah I used to set an alarm when I was with agency. Another girl used to do it so I may start using that again.

@fallen angel yeas I've had one or two wanting shower before and after in 30mins!
There is such a thing as a stupid question and there is not a first time for everything.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #4497 on: 26 March 2025, 09:16:41 am »
Had an email last night asking Are you married? I do hope so!

WTF.

I just replied Why then duly blocked.

Weirdo.