Excellent one today -

Strange request. Can I have an IOU appointment? I want to see you today because I'm horny, and I'll pay you Wednesday.

 

You said yes of course 😁

I'd be tempted to respond F.R.O.

Fuck Right Off

Seriously though if I received a request like that he would get no answer at all.

Client entitlement. I said I couldn't take a booking this morning because my dog was out with her walker, and he told me to leave a key. I said no, and he got shitty  Then I tried to work around him, and said I could come to him straight from my other job, but I'd need a shower. He said 'Hopefully that shower doesn't come out of my time.' Obviously it wouldn't, but still annoyed me.

 

I'm sure this one's been covered but.... overstay!!!!! 

I have stopped working altogether and told so many punters I used to see but they still text asking if I am seeing anyone like they are so special I should let them come to me again , I don't want them in my flat again I chucked out all my work gear , bedding they laid on , I gone out and bought a expensive new mattress as i hated sleeping on the one they been on , so no way am I letting them in my place again even if I start working again in the next year ect .

Couldn't see client last night because I was booked up. He texted me this morning saying - 'good fuck last night?' 

I have no words...!!

Good chat on phone about booking, and said I'd send all details over. Sent over and asked how long he wanted. NOTHING. No booking confirmed then, right? He turns up and starts calling non-stop, but I'm not ready because he didn't confirm 2 hours ago  Am I in the wrong? I need confirmation or presume it's not a booking...

Ergh. Hate the non-stop calling