Its not done to annoy but its grossing me out. Even thinkjng about writing it is makkng dry heave

I stopped doing RO about ten years ago, and this was the main reason why. If it wasn't for the dribbling I could have probably just carried on letting them get on with it while I did the grocery shopping in my head, but it actually got to the point where it made me retch 

I know I've banged on about this enough times already, but I've just cancelled one who was in my street after I'd told him to be punctual (in the text template that everyone gets) and made it clear that I was going to have to rush to be ready for 12 as he'd asked for anal at 11.30.

So knowing that there was no way I would be ready and despite being told to be on time, he turns up at 11.45 and texts to 'let me know he was here'. What is the fucking matter with them?

Its not done to annoy but its grossing me out. Even thinkjng about writing it is makkng dry heave but
Slobbering during oral. Arghhh and its an older gentleman. His bedding is soaked with it afterwards,  as he likes to do it for about an hour if I can stand it that long.  It runs down your croack *boak* and I can hear him suck and slavering away  with a 10 second suction noise and laboured breathing every minute probably to suck his teeth back into place .

Its at least once a week and is fastly becoming dreaded. 

Edited to add.  It's probably the least taxing of my clients but for some reason I am finding it vert difficult on such a regular basis, hate my lingerie /outfit being soaked through with slobber

If it is so gross why continue to see him?

  He is booking 2 hours regularly and I'm very much Trughling to pay the bills

This is petty but what annoys me is :

They have  a shower and spend so much time in there
Leave Towels on the floor
Use most of your wet wipes to clean themselves
When they have finished they look at you as they've done you a favour !

 

Yeh I have a regular who spends ten minutes in the shower before the booking and tens after the booking, just chucks the wet towel, was using nearly half a bottle of lynx shower gel, so now I fill an empty lynx shower gel with cheap 30p stuff, don't get me wrong I appreciate him having a shower before hand but Jesus ten minutes is taking the pee,  last time he was here I caught him washing his arse crack with my valderma face soap, so that went in the bin,

That's 20 minutes of water ? has he not heard of the cost of living !

Excessive unnecessary messages between bookings. I don't mind messages to arrange booking date/time, ask/provide information about specific things they may want from the booking and specific requests, but texting in the days before saying basically nothing... Bonus points if they say something related to giving you pleasure... 😅

When there  hygiene was brilliant but it starts to become bad. I have one reg he is a lovely man and I do like him as a client, last time he visited me his hygiene wasn’t as great as it normally is. he has always been a fresh guy in his previous visits . Is it a sign they get comfortable when this happens.

I’ve had this as well. Defo a sign they are getting comfortable imo.

I just try to bring it to the forefront of their mind by mentioning how important hygiene is and how I’ve had an issue with some clients in slipping their standards.

If they don’t take the hint then it has to be a direct convo.

Better still is when they arrive and want a shower so you set it going right away to warm up and then they just let it run for a full five minutes before they even get in while they fanny about chatting and getting undressed, so they're not even using the water.

Exactly that, Amy!!