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SheffSW

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #4125 on: 22 February 2023, 03:16:35 pm »
When they come out with that immortal line "I think you should be paying me"
No mate, you smell like over ripe bananas, with the oral skills of a potato! I'm just one hell of an actress  :)

When you make a few small fake moaning noises (i.e. nowhere near to the intensity of the moans when approaching or at orgasm) after they've barely been at it for a minute and they smugly ask "Did you just cum?!".  ::) ;D Even if the technique was good and I was feeling it, which it usually isn't in the case of people who say that line, it would still take a bit longer than that! There have been a very small amount of clients who have genuinely made me orgasm, but funnily enough they didn't feel the need to ask.  :D Also they simply enjoyed the experience rather than getting cocky about it.

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« Reply #4126 on: 19 March 2023, 12:03:23 am »
Hi

How many of us have heard " i'm going to be a regular" when they haven't even been once and you don't see them for months or ever again ?

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #4127 on: 19 March 2023, 06:58:54 am »
Hi

How many of us have heard " i'm going to be a regular" when they haven't even been once and you don't see them for months or ever again ?

Currently this for me is associated with enquirers who want to persuade me to fit them in, be available when I am not. Those who are saying it and book in a sensible manner are going forward to book regularly.

This is a change from years ago when the 'regular' claim was to try to obtain a discount, extra time, extra consideration.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #4128 on: 19 March 2023, 04:31:30 pm »
Hi

How many of us have heard " i'm going to be a regular" when they haven't even been once and you don't see them for months or ever again ?

Someone said this to me recently that he’s in London “all the time” and will see me every week. Then the next time I saw him he said “I don’t plan to come to London for a long time so probably won’t see you in a while”  :FF

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #4129 on: 21 March 2023, 04:56:06 am »
A new client claimed he would see me weekly as he is my way on business for 24 hours a week. He then vanished and failed to confirm his first meet with me lol. Deluded!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #4130 on: 21 March 2023, 07:20:42 am »
Why can't some clients find your address when you give them clear instructions, i was on a road with the only red door he still managed to go to the wrong house and claimed the door was red even though the other 3 houses had white /black doors (no he wasn't colour blind)

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #4131 on: 01 April 2023, 12:47:42 pm »
Recently I saw someone whose kissing "technique" was awful to the point of being uncomfortable verging on painful. I do DFK so am totally fine with lots of tongue action even if it isn't always the best technique, but this was something else. He was just sucking really strongly, like a vacuum cleaner or something. I don't mind a bit of tongue sucking, but it was way too much when he sucked my tongue, and a lot of the time it was like he was sucking my entire open mouth? It felt like a really strong hold on my mouth, which was very uncomfortable. He sucked my lips too. Quite a bit of biting too, which I also don't mind, but again was too much especially combined with the vacuuming. My mouth was sore after that booking, but mostly I was just like wtf. 😬

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« Reply #4132 on: 04 April 2023, 09:53:22 am »
Recently I saw someone whose kissing "technique" was awful to the point of being uncomfortable verging on painful. I do DFK so am totally fine with lots of tongue action even if it isn't always the best technique, but this was something else. He was just sucking really strongly, like a vacuum cleaner or something. I don't mind a bit of tongue sucking, but it was way too much when he sucked my tongue, and a lot of the time it was like he was sucking my entire open mouth? It felt like a really strong hold on my mouth, which was very uncomfortable. He sucked my lips too. Quite a bit of biting too, which I also don't mind, but again was too much especially combined with the vacuuming. My mouth was sore after that booking, but mostly I was just like wtf. 😬

Rofl  ;D I’ve actually noticed an increase in this sucking technique (if you can call it that) - recently

I wonder if there’s a joke video online somewhere about this hoover technique and some men have taken it seriously.
;D

I have one guy who not only sucks my mouth, but then goes on to lick around all my teeth - including the back ones - it’s crazy - he must have a really long tongue.  ???

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #4133 on: 04 April 2023, 10:21:49 am »

I have one guy who not only sucks my mouth, but then goes on to lick around all my teeth - including the back ones - it’s crazy - he must have a really long tongue.  ???

Eeeeeeww a bit of sick just came up! I can't imagine anything worse, that's put me off my breakfast  :-X
But then most of the guys I see have nowhere near the standard of oral hygiene to permit such intimate rooting around my mouth. Maybe I'm just overly picky.

SheffSW

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« Reply #4134 on: 04 April 2023, 10:31:59 am »
Rofl  ;D I’ve actually noticed an increase in this sucking technique (if you can call it that) - recently

I wonder if there’s a joke video online somewhere about this hoover technique and some men have taken it seriously.
;D

I have one guy who not only sucks my mouth, but then goes on to lick around all my teeth - including the back ones - it’s crazy - he must have a really long tongue.  ???

It was bizarre! 😂 It felt like he was sucking my teeth as well actually, and his teeth knocked into mine too. The feeling of the outside of my mouth being sucked into his was such a weird, uncomfortable sensation. It wouldn't surprise me if men have learnt it from a joke video.  ;D

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #4135 on: 04 April 2023, 12:32:37 pm »
It was bizarre! 😂 It felt like he was sucking my teeth as well actually, and his teeth knocked into mine too. The feeling of the outside of my mouth being sucked into his was such a weird, uncomfortable sensation. It wouldn't surprise me if men have learnt it from a joke video.  ;D

How about a man who licks inside your nostrils?  Gross and no warning or request first. Horrible in the extreme. 😞😬

On a somewhat lighter note the men who state in feedback "the best there is" or "the best in Manchester" so that must mean they have been with every other sp then?! Brains in trousers perfect example.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #4136 on: 04 April 2023, 07:12:28 pm »
I’m amused by the comments  ;D

Has to be the following for me

Arm pit licking
Continuing to have sex knowingly he won’t be able to c*m

SheffSW

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« Reply #4137 on: 04 April 2023, 07:18:28 pm »
How about a man who licks inside your nostrils?  Gross and no warning or request first. Horrible in the extreme. 😞😬

On a somewhat lighter note the men who state in feedback "the best there is" or "the best in Manchester" so that must mean they have been with every other sp then?! Brains in trousers perfect example.

I've had that too - feels so weird!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #4138 on: 04 April 2023, 09:53:52 pm »
I think I'd sneeze if someone licked my nostrils!  :o

I've had the armpit lickers many times, but always in domination bookings  :)
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #4139 on: 05 April 2023, 10:45:44 am »
Its not done to annoy but its grossing me out. Even thinkjng about writing it is makkng dry heave but
Slobbering during oral. Arghhh and its an older gentleman. His bedding is soaked with it afterwards,  as he likes to do it for about an hour if I can stand it that long.  It runs down your croack *boak* and I can hear him suck and slavering away  with a 10 second suction noise and laboured breathing every minute probably to suck his teeth back into place .

Its at least once a week and is fastly becoming dreaded.  ::)

Edited to add.  It's probably the least taxing of my clients but for some reason I am finding it vert difficult on such a regular basis, hate my lingerie /outfit being soaked through with slobber