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saltysweet

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2955 on: 06 August 2019, 06:49:07 pm »
 ;D
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Rosesugar

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2956 on: 07 August 2019, 10:40:37 am »
Quote from: HR1055 on 06 August 2019, 01:45:05 pm
Spit and slobber on my pussy
Sweat on me in the heat
Roughly handle my boobs - they are fake
Fingering and haven’t even washed their hands
Enter pussy hard and fast when I’m completely dry FFS
Use too much teeth on my pussy
Just poke their tongue in and out my mouth. YUCK

Lol :FF
oouch
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CelesteManchester

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2957 on: 09 August 2019, 12:04:15 am »
Client I have tmrw a/m said to me twice during phone convo "I have high expectations for you, Celeste!"

In the cheeriest manner ever. At the same time, there was a definite challenge in his tone & ohhhh, that just got my back up😡.

I said nothing the 1st time, mostly bc I was appalled, but the 2nd time I said, "So&So, you understand SOME of that depends on YOU, right?"

I'll be damned if he's going to lie there like a dead fucking starfish while I slave away, he can't get it up bc he's 62 & I get a crappy review out of it.

Why didn't I cancel? Bc I triple dog dare him to say that to my face. I WILL hurt you.
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saltysweet

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2958 on: 09 August 2019, 12:24:47 am »
I'm buying popcorn and sitting back waiting for this mid air explosion! ;D
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Lushblossom

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2959 on: 09 August 2019, 10:38:49 am »
When they email 'make sure you wear stockings and high heels'.  Just what do they think we would wear?

Wellies and thick socks??
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geordie

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2960 on: 09 August 2019, 10:42:51 am »
Quote from: Lushblossom on 09 August 2019, 10:38:49 am
When they email 'make sure you wear stockings and high heels'.  Just what do they think we would wear?

Wellies and thick socks??
Tbf, I never wear heels unless requested and often ditch the stockings too.
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Justine

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2961 on: 09 August 2019, 11:09:20 am »
I only met this one once a couple of weeks ago and he texted to book again tomorrow. After my confirmation I can do it he texted will tell you what to wear when I decide

Skating on thin ice comes to mind.  Sometimes it is the way things are put that makes all the difference.
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geordie

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2962 on: 09 August 2019, 11:11:47 am »
Quote from: Justine on 09 August 2019, 11:09:20 am
I only met this one once a couple of weeks ago and he texted to book again tomorrow. After my confirmation I can do it he texted will tell you what to wear when I decide

Skating on thin ice comes to mind.  Sometimes it is the way things are put that makes all the difference.
Cheeky bugger
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linglau

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2963 on: 09 August 2019, 11:43:49 am »
Quote from: Lushblossom on 09 August 2019, 10:38:49 am
  Just what do they think we would wear?

Wellies and thick socks??
There’s a guy out there who will think that’s a huge turn on.
It takes all kinds  ;D
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geordie

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2964 on: 09 August 2019, 11:45:29 am »
Quote from: linglau on 09 August 2019, 11:43:49 am
There’s a guy out there who will think that’s a huge turn on.
It takes all kinds  ;D
I got asked to wear a rain coat that rustles yesterday  ???
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linglau

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2965 on: 09 August 2019, 11:55:55 am »
Quote from: geordie on 09 August 2019, 11:45:29 am
a rain coat that rustles ???

Is that for stealing sheep or cows  ;D
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BibiofLeeds

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2966 on: 09 August 2019, 12:09:01 pm »
Quote from: linglau on 09 August 2019, 11:55:55 am
Is that for stealing sheep or cows  ;D
:D :D
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Rosesugar

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2967 on: 09 August 2019, 10:00:01 pm »
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CelesteManchester

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2968 on: 09 August 2019, 11:36:52 pm »
Quote from: saltysweet on 09 August 2019, 12:24:47 am
I'm buying popcorn and sitting back waiting for this mid air explosion! ;D

So him & his stupid RP🙄. I'm the mother of a failing student "Jordan", who HAS to get into medical school & HAS to pass Professor Dumbass's class. I present myself as the ultimate sacrifice so my baby can get into a good med school & this stays between me & the prof.

Much "what would Jordan say if he knew how far his mother would go to get him an A in chemistry *grunt grunt*?"

"I need to think on this more, we'll have to meet once monthly til he graduates."

Nothing more on his expectations thank god, but man, I hate RPs. They're so damn dumb.
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Rosesugar

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2969 on: 23 August 2019, 01:20:18 pm »
Getting a little fed up with these over enthusiastic callers who invest so much time talking or emailing for sex .
I mean it's only a sex service I'm offering  yet they behave like it's the most important thing in the world .

 
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