- When they try to act suave but just look like a dick. Some of them really think they are James Bond.
- When they touch your hair, run their fingers through your hair, take your hair down that they have just watched you tie up (I do this to keep my hair away from their pre-cummy cocks / ass cracks / stop it from going in my mouth), when they remove Kirby grips that are holding your hair in place.
- When they know fine well they have run over time but try stay as long as possible.
- When they haven't paid and try do a swift exit, gripping the money in their pocket as they do so.
- When their breath reeks and they slabber all over your face
- When they ask for services during a booking that you don't offer
- When they text 5 mins before booking with some additional request, normally an outfit that you have to dig out
I have had ALL of this in the first 3 hours of a tour in a new city and I am so pissed off I am not accepting any more bookings than the further 2 I have scheduled. I wish I stayed in my previous tour location because they were all just wonderful and gave me none of this shit.