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saltysweet

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2745 on: 20 December 2018, 12:32:10 pm »
Similar to the ones who play with the curtains, I really get weirded out by guys who touch my things. I've had guys go to the closet to look through my outfits (I mean, they want me to change into something else so they just start looking through my stuff), rifling through my bag of sex toys "let's see what else you've got..." and even just picking up objects from my dresser top. That really puts me on edge.

Daisy that's completely out of order and disrespectful, especially the sex toys. They know they're being bad and boundary pushing. 'Stop, sit down' works great. I have a, 'Don't touch my shit law'. I'd invest in a few padlocks and hideable storage boxes, and drape any tempting clothes rails with heavy fabrics or sheets. You can clip them together with craft or market stall clips too. It can still look funky and decorative.

« Last Edit: 20 December 2018, 02:11:32 pm by saltysweet »

MissTDI

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2746 on: 26 December 2018, 03:37:59 pm »
When they show up at your front door randomly when your not Avalible, say they lost your number (despite only giving number out on aw so could message me on there) and expecting you to drop to your knees there and then. This has happened only once buy my lil boy answered the door. Was fuming!!! I think he could see that and he never phoned me or visited again. I've also had a guy get shit all over my bed... Wash your ass guys, I have wet wipes in the bathroom for christ sake!

Charmaine

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2747 on: 26 December 2018, 07:42:47 pm »
When they’ve had a shower and just throw the towel on the floor

Justine

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2748 on: 26 December 2018, 09:39:51 pm »
When they’ve had a shower and just throw the towel on the floor

Yes I got sick of this too and so now when they go into the shower with the clean towel I give them, I ask that they drop it into the bath when they are finished (as they request guests to do in hotels) so I have no doubt which one they used and to wash it.

One man always wants a second shower before leaving and insists on using the same damp towel both times. It sits on the bedroom floor until he is ready to use it again. If he is happy to pick it up off the floor then that is fine with me.  ::)

Charmaine

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2749 on: 27 December 2018, 12:28:26 am »
Yes I got sick of this too and so now when they go into the shower with the clean towel I give them, I ask that they drop it into the bath when they are finished (as they request guests to do in hotels) so I have no doubt which one they used and to wash it.

One man always wants a second shower before leaving and insists on using the same damp towel both times. It sits on the bedroom floor until he is ready to use it again. If he is happy to pick it up off the floor then that is fine with me.  ::)

I think that’s a good idea and will ask my clients to do the same . I do always wash the towels and put them in the dryer , ready for my next client . I just hope they will listen and put them i the bath and not on the floor . I know they are going to washed but that’s not the point .
I do have a lovely client that alway folds his towel after us

Kay1996

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2750 on: 27 December 2018, 02:42:07 am »
When they use multiple towels. I always ask them if they can use the same towel but some are deaf and end up dirtying both.

Justine

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2751 on: 27 December 2018, 10:47:35 am »
When they use multiple towels. I always ask them if they can use the same towel but some are deaf and end up dirtying both.

Opposite to me then! I offer them a clean dry one for the second shower ( a rare event)  as drying yourself on a very damp towel is not pleasant.

Lots of extra laundry is part of this job.

saltysweet

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2752 on: 27 December 2018, 12:47:45 pm »
After a malicious client used 6 towels :o to carpet the bathroom floor I hand them a single tiny guest towel if they want a shower.
Nothing is kept in the bathroom, they can reuse as much as they like. If they ask for more.... 'Oh sorry I've run out :angel:'.

« Last Edit: 27 December 2018, 01:27:53 pm by saltysweet »

RiverX

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2753 on: 24 January 2019, 08:22:10 pm »
When they use multiple towels. I always ask them if they can use the same towel but some are deaf and end up dirtying both.

I only put a single towel in the bathroom now as I recently had a guy use 5!!?? towels after a 2 minute shower. The whole floor was underwater too. Obviously, after all that he didn't even manage to wash his dick properly.

I wonder sometimes how they are able to function in their day to day lives..

Kay1996

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2754 on: 24 January 2019, 11:59:12 pm »
Opposite to me then! I offer them a clean dry one for the second shower ( a rare event)  as drying yourself on a very damp towel is not pleasant.

Lots of extra laundry is part of this job.
Still lack of respect especially as I've told them not to

Rosesugar

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2755 on: 06 February 2019, 02:34:04 pm »
When someone you have never met wants to be in regular contact with you months before  in a town you've never toured. Tries to befriend you constantly then when said tour arrives guess what they got a bullshit story for why they don't visit  :FF

saltysweet

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2756 on: 07 February 2019, 06:20:52 pm »
Won't say where they are and get hugely insulted when I ask. These cancel immediately in a huff, or text 'this is too difficult', which saves me time and effort. I'm all for quick ways to deselect uncooperative callers.
« Last Edit: 07 February 2019, 07:17:50 pm by saltysweet »

BangerRacing

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2757 on: 08 February 2019, 11:21:03 am »
Had a guy swaying his hips back and forth at the start & end, like an excited dog. He was dressed when he did it thankfully.

LotusFlower

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2758 on: 02 March 2019, 06:27:15 pm »
- When they try to act suave but just look like a dick. Some of them really think they are James Bond.

- When they touch your hair, run their fingers through your hair, take your hair down that they have just watched you tie up (I do this to keep my hair away from their pre-cummy cocks / ass cracks / stop it from going in my mouth), when they remove Kirby grips that are holding your hair in place.

- When they know fine well they have run over time but try stay as long as possible.

- When they haven't paid and try do a swift exit, gripping the money in their pocket as they do so.

- When their breath reeks and they slabber all over your face

- When they ask for services during a booking that you don't offer

- When they text 5 mins before booking with some additional request, normally an outfit that you have to dig out

I have had ALL of this in the first 3 hours of a tour in a new city and I am so pissed off I am not accepting any more bookings than the further 2 I have scheduled. I wish I stayed in my previous tour location because they were all just wonderful and gave me none of this shit.

SimplySinful

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2759 on: 02 March 2019, 06:55:16 pm »
- When they try to act suave but just look like a dick. Some of them really think they are James Bond.

- When they touch your hair, run their fingers through your hair, take your hair down that they have just watched you tie up (I do this to keep my hair away from their pre-cummy cocks / ass cracks / stop it from going in my mouth), when they remove Kirby grips that are holding your hair in place.

- When they know fine well they have run over time but try stay as long as possible.

- When they haven't paid and try do a swift exit, gripping the money in their pocket as they do so.

- When their breath reeks and they slabber all over your face

- When they ask for services during a booking that you don't offer

- When they text 5 mins before booking with some additional request, normally an outfit that you have to dig out

I have had ALL of this in the first 3 hours of a tour in a new city and I am so pissed off I am not accepting any more bookings than the further 2 I have scheduled. I wish I stayed in my previous tour location because they were all just wonderful and gave me none of this shit.

Sometimes all the dicks come at once  ::)

I could add the ones that incessantly question you about your working life