Got one for you, puke away. Came into my room the other day after stashing cash and getting drinkies, to find him standing starkers with a long dribble of precum from his cock onto my nice aqua blue rug. Charming.

 

Ew I can't be doing with dribbly cocks. And on your rug! 

Ew I can't be doing with dribbly cocks. And on your rug! 

Had one last night who was proud of the fact he dribbled away before OWO, indicated it was a compliment to my overt sexiness? 
He seemed surprised when I busily removed it and reapplied strawberry lube.
It's basically snot from a different orefice is it not? 

Oh God why do we do this job! 

Um ££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££ possibly...

Oh and just to add after the stinking bastard from earlier, later I also spotted a random shit smear, from someone else.  Someone who appeared clean and had been forced to shower.  Thankfully my duvet cover just about masked it.

What's worse than guys who stink or are dirty? Those that have a shower and STILL fucking smell. What is that about?

But on the plus side, no snot issues today so every cloud eh!

Just had a call asking for a booking at 2am . I politely told him I only work until 9pm and he was welcome to book at a later date . His answer was to call me a fat lazy slut 

Some things I’ve mentioned in a previous threads. Stuff I used to get asked over years when I was working full time. Some of it annoying, some of it down right personal and rude, other stuff laughable. But bet every working girl can relate to being asked a lot of this or similar. Lot of time just bit my tongue but lot of time you really felt like being sarcastic! Really???!

‘do you wear stockings and suspenders all the time’
‘My wife things I’m at....’ (usual dubious locations given)
‘Does your boyfriend know you do this’
‘You’re such a nice lady, why do you do this’?
‘I’ve an allergy to rubber so I can’t wear condoms’
‘Can I take your picture’?
‘I’ve fallen for you, can I see you outside of all this. I like to become your lover’
‘My wife doesn’t understand’
‘If I slip you an extra tenner will you....’
‘Can I have your panties’?
‘Bet your a lesbian’
‘Are you clean, do you get tested regularly’
‘I only do this occasionally’
‘Do your friends know’?
‘But so in so does this to me’
‘I’m not usually that quick’
‘Changed my mind’ (after several outfit changes)’can you put this on instead’?
‘Sure the receptionist at the hotel didn’t clock you’re a hooker’
‘Don’t let anybody see you when you leave’
‘You won’t tell anybody will you’?
‘Can you park at least 3 streets away’
‘I bet all your friends do this’
‘Bet you have a big porn collection’
‘What if the police come round’?
‘I know somebody who works for...If you do this/that for me I can get you loads of clients’!
‘Tell me about your boyfriend, does he have a big cock?’
‘How many men have you fucked’?
‘I know you don’t do...but would you do just for me?’



‘The missus knows I do this, really!’

I’m losing the will to live here.. Have a guy who booked last year.... didn’t show up. Saved him as a no show timewaster and ignored any further calls from him. He crops up now and again but calls and calls and calls on the days that he does try to make contact (can’t stand persistent ones as they generally are arseholes when you do meet)

I mean when they literally call every five minutes not considering that you might actually be with another punter is baffling.
He also left a text which I didn’t respond to.

He has now messaged me on AW saying he has tried to contact me several times but I don’t pick up etc. I’ve politely told him that he didn’t turn up on a previous occasion so I’ve put him on my ‘no’ list.

I mean I know these guys pay us but do they really think we have to take their booking? That despite him pissing me about a year ago and leaving me sitting twiddling my thumbs waiting that I’m going to give him another chance to possibly do it again? No way.
I find this self entitled behaviour because they are paying us for sex to be so irritating and annoying

This!!! For creatures who need us, pester us days on end to sample our exquisite selves that they are so extremely enraptured by, the behaviour of some clients towards us is egocentric and entitled. I love my bookings when I get a genuine nice human who doesn't look down on the woman they have just paid

I realised today how much it gets on my tits when you get a client who clambers about on top of you, often leaving you with his hairy arse in your face, or even worse, being pinned down under it, and then expecting you to somehow contort yourself so you can suck their cock or lick their balls. Why can't they just lie down or stand like a normal human being, and let me get on it with?