I know the clients who go to the toilet and don’t rinse their bits all too well, it happens multiple times a week.

In through the door, don’t want a shower but can they go to the bathroom to freshen up, sure I say knowing full well there’s no towels in the bathroom and if they know they’re not squeaky clean they’ll have to ask for one and I’ll point them to the shower rather than have them tip toe over the basin and dry themselves on a hand towel

This freshen up 99% of the time consists of going for a wee and running their hands under the tap.

I used to push for the shower after that and got fed up of having to haggle over it coming out of booking time and now I’ll very clearly smell them and use a wet wipe before performing OWO and tell them it’s because they went to the bathroom.

I did however have one guy go to the toilet and not wash his hands, I didn’t even let him leave the bathroom, I had to say something.

Have also had another who made a big song and dance of wanting a shower, came equipt with his own toiletries, spray air clogging Lynx all over himself only to scoot down my 400 thread count sheets at the end of the booking leaving a thick yellow oily streak in his wake. Had he never heard of washing and drying his arse? 

Another thing that irritates me is clients that don’t consider my sheets stay white because I don’t chuck bodily fluids all over them, I’ve had clients cum on them after I say they can’t finish in my mouth or on my face and one who got so carried away he didn’t think to put his hand over anything while laying on his stomach or they wipe their sweaty and spitty faces on them after performing RO 

If I’ve just washed and ironed a fitted sheet I don’t want to stress about fluids seeping into my sheets and mattress protector and restrain myself from getting the Vanish out 20 minutes after it’s been put on the bed.

That is disgusting.

I think you need to buy some less expensive sheets for this job, yours sound far too nice to be having clients touching them!

I think you need to buy some less expensive sheets for this job, yours sound far too nice to be having clients touching them!

Honeymoonbarbie you need to invest in a couple of cheap reversible super kingsize duvet covers, with busy patterns that don't show lubey handprints, cum stains etc and can quickly be thrown in the washer-dryer at the end of the day ready for the morning.

I've got 2, one is grey and white, the other is red and cream and I use that if I'm due or on a period.

I got a little buy happy in the new year sales and don't think I spent more than £13.00 a piece on them and I've now gotten used to how soft they are but you're both right. I'll add some duvet covers into the equation!

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...or when they try to caress you with their unkempt feet  Why. Just why 

I'm going to be sick.  In fact, any form of caressing makes me want to gag...I just can't fake the intimacy part of it with someone gross, I just can't.

I was going to get some of those tiny hotel soaps to give to guys to use, I'm sure a lot of them still use bars of soap. They are actually quite expensive for what they are even in bulk, especially as you can't really give someone a used one! 

Failing that I do see some of them struggle with the shower gel pumps in hotel bathrooms (  ) so now I buy Asda's shower gel, 33p for a 250ml bottle, can't go wrong.

Now guys fucking use it! Yes, all over. That's it. Not difficult.

That's a winner.

It sure is!

But. I spoke too soon. 

Not long ago had a guy, half hour booking. Asked if he wants a shower, oh no he's just had one. OK, I couldn't smell anything so let it slide. Big mistake. Huge.

Takes off clothes and the BO was fucking horrendous. He was clean round his cock and everywhere else but Jesus fucking Christ. But the worst thing about this is that after he left, I could smell it on me.  OK a long shower sorted that but OMG my sheets stink. I mean they STINK. My clean duvet cover and the hotel cover underneath. Just ran to the shop to get a bottle of Febreze and am currently trying to speed dry my duvet cover and have turned the hotel one upside down & back to front.

I considered spilling coffee on the hotel quilt to get and new one but for once, no housekeeping are about. I wouldn't mind so much but it was my first booking.

 

Debating a warning but not sure if it warrants one or not? Sometimes we don't get paid enough.

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It saddens me when a client is sparkly clean from top to toe on his first visit then gradually as he makes more and more bookings he starts to get lazy with his hygiene. When men take me for granted and don't bother spending those extra minutes cleansing the parts going near my mouth, I just become unavailable for any other requests to see me. No reasons given (although I have once or twice over the years) and I just block and ignore them.

In all my years as a service provider I have met only one or two men who actually take care of their feet too. By the nature of our services we are often inches away from the gnarled and dried up toenails and hard skin on their feet.

Lovely

Not

 

I have noticed this too. I guess some might say this is why they pay us for sex so we put up with this shit when a girlfriend / wife would not, or would just stop fucking them! I mean it's one thing being grubby and skanky in your day to day life, but surely quite another when you are going to pay to see a woman you find attractive and getting naked with her? I mean, why??? Do they just not care what we think? Clearly not.

How gross. Women are not disgusting like this, are they? I'm not anyway!

This thread should be renamed 'Things clients do to make us sick'