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seraphine

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2505 on: 15 July 2018, 02:28:13 pm »
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Rosesugar

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2506 on: 16 July 2018, 06:00:54 am »
Your not wrong there.
I took great delight in messaging a few pests to say I'm no longer an Escort I quit and to which I got back... oh OK!!!!
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Dynamite Doll

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2507 on: 23 July 2018, 10:43:43 pm »
When you are on tour in a location.

Idiot - Calls where exactly are you?

Me- Im ten to fifteen mins drive from main central station and xxxx street.

Idiot - Are you north south east or west.

Me - I am ten mins drive from city centre. So when you reach to that point take you 10mins to get to me.

Idiot - Where exactly

Me-  Mate I am not local given as said above how many minutes I am if your coming from that starting point. I only hand my address to gentlemen who call one hour before confirm booking time. :FF

They really don't listen expect you to be a map know entire new area your in.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2508 on: 24 July 2018, 05:15:25 am »
Quote from: DynamiteDoll on 23 July 2018, 10:43:43 pm
When you are on tour in a location.

Idiot - Calls where exactly are you?

Me- Im ten to fifteen mins drive from main central station and xxxx street.

Idiot - Are you north south east or west.

Me - I am ten mins drive from city centre. So when you reach to that point take you 10mins to get to me.

Idiot - Where exactly

Me-  Mate I am not local given as said above how many minutes I am if your coming from that starting point. I only hand my address to gentlemen who call one hour before confirm booking time. :FF

They really don't listen expect you to be a map know entire new area your in.

I will tell them "I'm just off junction 12 on the M6" and they'll say "How far is that from Soggy Bottom (or some other regional obscure place name)?" and I'm like "I don't know where that even is. I'm right next to junction 12." "Is it close to a train station?" HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW GOOGLE IS YOUR FRIEND.
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honeymoonbarbie

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2509 on: 24 July 2018, 12:40:38 pm »
Also have members of the ‘I don’t want to use Google Maps, please handhold and navigate for me” club at the moment even though when a booking is confirmed I give road names, when to turn, which way to look, where to park and mention any roadworks and yet I’ve just had:

“The road’s blocked off”
“I’ve come round this way but it’s a dead end”
“My SatNav won’t recalibrate”
“I’m on this road, where do I go now?”
“Oh your building has parking?”

Do they not realise that I figure out directions for them the same way they could easily do it for themselves?
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DaisyDuck

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2510 on: 24 July 2018, 02:10:09 pm »
I have, in a couple of confusing locations, actually made a map. Screenshot from Google maps and draw arrows, etc.

I have had clients get lost and admit that they didn't look at the map.

Twats.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2511 on: 25 July 2018, 11:53:13 am »
Quote from: DaisyDuck on 24 July 2018, 05:15:25 am
I will tell them "I'm just off junction 12 on the M6" and they'll say "How far is that from Soggy Bottom (or some other regional obscure place name)?" and I'm like "I don't know where that even is. I'm right next to junction 12." "Is it close to a train station?" HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW GOOGLE IS YOUR FRIEND.

Oh yes, I love these guys. They must think I work for the AA or Google Maps. I usually laugh and tell them to look it up. :FF
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Phoenix

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2512 on: 26 July 2018, 10:46:09 am »
And on the other end of this scale, on my outcalls I always get asked where I'm coming from?
Before they launch into a step by step instruction of my journey, - as if I'm supposed to be noting it all down to refer to a little jotter as I drive..
They sound a teeny bit hurt when I stop them mid-flow to tell them I have Google maps on my satnav.. ;D
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DarcyLady

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2513 on: 31 July 2018, 04:51:19 pm »
Client - is it discreet?
Me - No, I like to let everyone know what I'm doing... :FF
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2514 on: 31 July 2018, 11:57:27 pm »
Quote from: DarcyLady on 31 July 2018, 04:51:19 pm
Client - is it discreet?
Me - No, I like to let everyone know what I'm doing... :FF

Oh God, yes! What do they actually mean when they say is it discreet?!
In bad moods I tell them there is a bit neon sign that says WHOREHOUSE on the front of the building.


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honeymoonbarbie

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2515 on: 06 August 2018, 08:46:39 am »
I had an antsy client during a booking a few days ago who highlighted my mention of safe services on my profile and asked me how sexual health testing for escorts 'worked', I told him it worked the exact same way it does for anyone else but that I get oral, vaginal and anal swabs as well as a blood test every time I go and that if he was apprehensive I could do OW and not kiss him. He says he's sure it's fine and opts for OWO and DFK.

Then this morning I get a message thanking me for my time and asking me to send over a picture of my most recent test results for his 'peace of mind'

um ???

Surely if he's so concerned, he himself should go and get tested?

Cheeky sod.
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SimplySinful

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2516 on: 06 August 2018, 10:21:13 am »
Quote from: honeymoonbarbie on 06 August 2018, 08:46:39 am
I had an antsy client during a booking a few days ago who highlighted my mention of safe services on my profile and asked me how sexual health testing for escorts 'worked', I told him it worked the exact same way it does for anyone else but that I get oral, vaginal and anal swabs as well as a blood test every time I go and that if he was apprehensive I could do OW and not kiss him. He says he's sure it's fine and opts for OWO and DFK.

Then this morning I get a message thanking me for my time and asking me to send over a picture of my most recent test results for his 'peace of mind'

um ???

Surely if he's so concerned, he himself should go and get tested?

Cheeky sod.

Yep I’ve had a few unpleasant bookings where guys have been a bit odd and barely wanted to touch me then afterwards they’ve tended to go on and on about MY sexual health.

No mention of theirs of course.

If it happened now I would terminate.
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nachos

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2517 on: 07 August 2018, 02:45:06 pm »
Arghh was just chilling in the park with an iced coffee, as it was quiet for me today. The phone rang and a really posh sounding gent booked to see me for an hour in 45 minute's time.
 So I rush back to get ready etc, then get a text message from him : 'Forgot to ask, is it air conditioned?'- meaning my flat!
Urrrm, nope not really, its not exactly Dubai here usually.
So he cancelled due to me having no aircon.  :o
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2518 on: 07 August 2018, 07:02:45 pm »
It’s probably been said but there’s a lot of pages lol.

When they turn up early, your ready so you let them in and then try and stay over their allocated time!!! Really grinds my gears. I don’t let anyone in early now lol x
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #2519 on: 07 August 2018, 07:14:24 pm »
Quote from: Lucylovesit on 07 August 2018, 07:02:45 pm
It’s probably been said but there’s a lot of pages lol.

When they turn up early, your ready so you let them in and then try and stay over their allocated time!!! Really grinds my gears. I don’t let anyone in early now lol x

I say something like "I'm glad you're early because it gives me time to eat before my next booking" and then when time is up I remind them that I'm hungry.
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