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When they expect you to give out your address location via email without them calling you first and then they get arsy pissy dicks about it. If you listened to the escort on how she operates not engange in ping pong tennis mail throw your toys out pram. You would of got her adress. Excuse for the rant.

Taking the piss (staying way after time trying to chat shit, trying to get more than agreed)
Complaining about spending money
And of course the “u avail” texts at 3am

Constantly saying wowee throughout a 2hour booking.

I once saw a guy who kept saying ‘yummy’ throughout the booking: He touched my boobs ‘ooh yummy’, he touched my bum ‘ooh yummy’, I went down on him ‘ooh yummy’, ad bloody nauseum. It started off annoying, became funny, and eventually just became annoying again.

Thankfully that was the last time I saw him.

Texting me three minutes before the booking is due to start, asking if I have any uniforms.

Picked at a not quite healed tattoo while cuddling. (I slapped his hand rather too hard)

He shouldn't have touched! Hope there's no damage done x

Have a shower but STILL have a shitty arse  Disgusting pants with vile skidmarks and the smell of shit as he's lying there. Oh and then later in the booking I was already struggling with, asks for strap on. Unfortunately I had left it at home that day  and felt a sense of relief wash over me that he hadn't asked when he booked.

Are they just gross, stupid or both? It's so disrespectful Oh and there was overstaying. and when I mentioned we were over time, all I got was vomitworthy oh, sorry, sorry, sorry... shut the fuck up, if you're not going to pay the extra fuck off. Blocked. And a descriptive name added to truecaller 

I find that while most clients are fine, those that piss me off display a catalogue of behaviour, it's never just one thing. All smacks of boundary pushing and I hate it.