This client walked in, took my face in his hands and kissed me, his tongue straight into my mouth.(why why why) In his head im sure he felt he was some star because he then said, 'you should be paying ME for a kiss like that'. Straight away i knew i was going to regret the hour booking.
Right. ok. As he was handing my fee he says, are you worth this X amount. (ok, breathe. its only been two minutes)I say- thats the fee, You can let me know at the end if i'm worth it. He laughs and says, 'you will tell me your real name by the end of this booking. '

He kept calling me baby and princess. Atleast twice in every sentence. Then pushing his tongue into my mouth even after id asked him not to plenty of times. Then kept asking me to give him my tongue. argh. no. (glance at clock. its only been 10 minutes

.shit. why.why.why)
Then he proceeds to give bad oral: stubbly rough oral, bad bad oral then again says, 'you should be the one paying me for this.' At which point i literally burst out laughing. He seemed confused as to what was cracking me up.
Lord have mercy I had a most awful time. He left saying what a great time he had, and he would definitely be back.

(Not in your dreams mate.)