Author Topic: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!! (Read 844910 times)

Rosesugar · « **Reply #2340 on:** 13 April 2018, 11:54:39 am »

Ask for morning bookings which I don't do before midday now because it's a curse .
Everyone literally is a timewaster apart from regulars .
Ask for details when calling when I say it's all on my profile I then ask did they read it guess what they didn't ..
Just looked at pictures and phone number

Funkymonkey · « **Reply #2341 on:** 17 April 2018, 12:47:28 pm »

When they're going down on you like they're trying to get the dregs out of an ice cream cone. Licking my vagina literally does NOTHING for me

Lucie268 · « **Reply #2342 on:** 17 April 2018, 12:51:13 pm »

When you've just changed your bedsheets and they get spunk all over them. I think some of them think we all change the sheets after every single client.

Rosesugar · « **Reply #2343 on:** 17 April 2018, 01:07:57 pm »

Quote from: Lucie268 on 17 April 2018, 12:51:13 pm

When you've just changed your bedsheets and they get spunk all over them. I think some of them think we all change the sheets after every single client.

I hate this happening, sometimes it goes right through to the underneath sheet too. Sperm goes everywhere !!
I like to put a new sheet on especially if they were not too fresh if you know what I mean.
If they have created a water feature after giving you reverse oral the sheets are saturated .

Wailing Banshee · « **Reply #2344 on:** 17 April 2018, 09:39:42 pm »

Quote from: Funkymonkey on 17 April 2018, 12:47:28 pm

When they're going down on you like they're trying to get the dregs out of an ice cream cone. Licking my vagina literally does NOTHING for me

I cam on this thread to moan about terrible oral too! Just had one who appeared to be bobbing for apples down there and rubbing his stubbly chin on my delicate bits!

chocoholicgirl · « **Reply #2345 on:** 17 April 2018, 09:45:53 pm »

Quote from: Wailing Banshee on 17 April 2018, 09:39:42 pm

I cam on this thread to moan about terrible oral too! Just had one who appeared to be bobbing for apples down there and rubbing his stubbly chin on my delicate bits!

Then there's the eye contact while they are down there, I just cannot look or I see the full extent of what's going on! Eyes closed, a bit of moaning but not too much, try not to laugh.

DaisyDuck · « **Reply #2346 on:** 17 April 2018, 09:56:36 pm »

I hate when they enthusiastically attack the clit. Because they were told we need that and they assume that more is better.

amy · « **Reply #2347 on:** 17 April 2018, 09:58:43 pm »

Quote from: DaisyDuck on 17 April 2018, 09:56:36 pm

I hate when they enthusiastically attack the clit. Because they were told we need that and they assume that more is better.

That reacharound thing they do in doggy is far and away the worst for that IMO. I want to find the woman that told them it was fun to do that and give her a slap

Phoenix · « **Reply #2348 on:** 18 April 2018, 01:22:05 am »

Quote from: chocoholicgirl on 17 April 2018, 09:45:53 pm

Then there's the eye contact while they are down there, I just cannot look or I see the full extent of what's going on! Eyes closed, a bit of moaning but not too much, try not to laugh.

I hate looking clients in the eyes during sex-it really creeps me out, but I can look at them but not 'see' them if that makes sense? ( kind of look 'through' them i suppose )
But..to look down and see them gazing 'lovingly' up at me with their face between my legs is beyond embarrassing..

jo-jo · « **Reply #2349 on:** 18 April 2018, 10:56:03 am »

Quote from: chocoholicgirl on 17 April 2018, 09:45:53 pm

Then there's the eye contact while they are down there, I just cannot look or I see the full extent of what's going on! Eyes closed, a bit of moaning but not too much, try not to laugh.

I do this, look up and pretend-moan whilst trying not to laugh. Them look up at from down under always looks ridiculous and hilarious. ps. it is mostly the ones that give terrible oral that try make eye contact , in my experience.

Funkymonkey · « **Reply #2350 on:** 18 April 2018, 11:57:38 am »

Glad I'm not the only one who doesn't like eye contact. Tbh I don't even do it with partners but it's a lot easier to enjoy sex with some clients when you can't see them

Lucie268 · « **Reply #2351 on:** 18 April 2018, 02:20:44 pm »

A client accidentally left me negative feedback on AW which he meant to give to someone else

I clarified with him it was a mixup and AW said they can remove it so no harm done, and I know it was an honest mistake but it's still so annoying! You'd think you'd take a second to just check.

Jessiegirl · « **Reply #2352 on:** 19 April 2018, 04:46:20 pm »

I had an enquiry from a guy who said he wants to look me in the eyes when he makes me cum. In your dreams mate

jo-jo · « **Reply #2353 on:** 19 April 2018, 07:43:54 pm »

Had a client today who was determined to suck my nipples until they came right off. FFS. Asked him to be gentle, he would then back to vacuuming mode. yuck. argh.

Meetingdiversity · « **Reply #2354 on:** 20 April 2018, 09:55:16 am »

Since being on lock down hardley they annoy me it is bliss.

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