Two things that recently have been really getting on my nerves :

1. Non stop text messages from one client early in the morning and late at night "good morning my love" or "how are you my love" ahhh 

2. When they kiss my face. And I dont mean lips, just the whole face, so I spend time to put make up on, which cost money so they can all eat it off my face, plus it's disgusting I hate it. I always try to gently move their face off mine or I turn my head away but somehow there's always a guy who does this :/

2. When they kiss my face. And I dont mean lips, just the whole face, so I spend time to put make up on, which cost money so they can all eat it off my face, plus it's disgusting I hate it. I always try to gently move their face off mine or I turn my head away but somehow there's always a guy who does this :/

Ugggggh I hate this too. I always try to move so they can kiss my neck or lips instead but there are some that just don't pick up on the cues.

Guys who send a vague query, then when I send my standard email to read my profile including booking instructions then proceed to whinge and moan about the fact I haven't sent my full postcode.

And then say but it says you are in X, but how near is that to X, and how can I give you a time/duration when I don't know how far you are 

My answer today was:

My profile states I'm in X....clearly.  Google is your friend here.

No one else complains about these things which are very easy for you to do.

Since you are finding it all so difficult when it really isn't I suggest you go elsewewhere.

I have had someone ask me to ring them today as they have no minutes.

Hell no

Then he messages me four question marks

Each a separate question mark and message.

He is now blocked.

I have had this and my attitude is if he cannot afford to buy some extra minutes then he cannot afford to pay me

Reg booked for 11.30am to 12pm. Then texted me at 10am he will be earlier I assumed nearing the time by ten minutes. He texted me a minute ago saying his bus is nearly here.

I had everything planed am not rushing in case they arrive early. I texted him 11.10am please.

He texted back with Good.

It pushes me more to find a civy job. No respect at all.

He should be better talking to me. His been with me over a year.

Be what I call 'unintentionally' rough, pushing you and pulling you around like you are a doll. Hmm maybe not so unintentional...

I saw one client like that just now and had to tell him a couple of times no rough stuff, (and DO NOT hold my head down during oral)

Then he came really quickly and had the cheek to ask could he change it to 30 minutes ie. get a refund, NO I SAID I CAN'T DO THAT 

At least he accepted it, showered and left, but really it's not my problem, if you book an hour you pay for an hour, no matter how quickly you come...

Edit: Just noticed he used up nearly a WHOLE bottle of shower gel, great now I've nearly run out.

This used to happen to me idiots no respect to using the correct amount for shower gell needed. So I squeeze the amount in their hand put the shower on for them and leave the room with the shower gell.

When they want to see you at a certain time and you tell them you are already booked so you suggest an alternative time after.
Hate it when they make comments like one guy did today who said I'm not going to want to see you straight after some guys just shagged you am I. Felt like saying itchy back but had to bite my tongue.
I think some guys think they are our only clients and we see no one else.