All from one client I've seen a few times:
Make an appointment, says might be early. I reply I'll be showering and to call when he gets there. Doesn't call, instead stands knocking at the door for (in his own words) 10mins!
Ask if I would like to partake in some watersports, even though he can clearly see I'm fresh out of the shower
I have candles and mood lighting in my room, so he switches the main light on...
I ask what he fancies today in his 15min booking, he spends 5 mins telling me about all the TV porn he's been watching and how he would like to meet one... like I've got someone in the wardrobe for just such an occasion or I'll reach into my vag and turn it inside out et voila! Instant penis!!!
Dithers about oral only or full service, starts with oral and says how much he likes it when I look him in the eyes while I'm down there, but due to shape, size and general angles involved I can't maintain constant eye contact without either bending his penis down over or dislocating my neck. So I look down and get a sharp "Hello?" from him...
Gets shirty when I tell him no CIM as I did on the first meet. On the second meet after sex the condom was full of blood, it was then that he tells me he has an ongoing prostate problem, meaning I swallowed that the first time round!!!

So goes for full service, I ask what position he would like, get the reply "whatever you want" so I ask for doggy "oh no I had you doggy last time, lets do missionary"

Dithers around getting ready, pointing out one of the drawers on my vanity table is broken and next time he'll bring a screwdriver and fix it "Free of charge" with a really lecherous wink
Just drops the money on the bed
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