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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1680 on: 07 May 2017, 10:46:01 am »
I just.ask them if they've been before so I know whether they need directions or not? I don't need to identify them unless they're somebody I don't want to see and if that's the case I'll have blocked their number anyway :).

Same here even with names I wouldn't remember as remember better when I see their face. The Irish all sound the same here lol. I put them under seen before, not discrete like things or ban getting blocked.

If they look young I ask to see I'd when they arrive but you can easily tell if they are young by there tone.


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« Reply #1681 on: 11 May 2017, 11:30:57 pm »
I always greet most clients with slow kissing before we get down to business but often as they get turned on and hard can feel their cock against my pussy or clit. Some try rubbing against me too. This is all before the condom is on.
I'm sure I read somewhere before that this can be risky.
Does anyone experience this and is it risky?

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1682 on: 11 May 2017, 11:38:19 pm »
I always greet most clients with slow kissing before we get down to business but often as they get turned on and hard can feel their cock against my pussy or clit. Some try rubbing against me too. This is all before the condom is on.
I'm sure I read somewhere before that this can be risky.
Does anyone experience this and is it risky?
A few clients will try this and yes of course it's risky.You can at the very least get herpes and genital warts from genital rubbing and if his precum goes on or in your pussy worse!I make it explicit on my profile that I don't allow bare rubbing and if they try I move my leg in the way and tell them to stop.
Some clients will do this because they are angling for bareback and some due to ignorance that you can pass stis only by full penetration.
If you want to be safe then don't get yourself in positions where they can rub against your bare fanny or poopchute.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1683 on: 12 May 2017, 01:44:50 pm »
I always greet most clients with slow kissing before we get down to business but often as they get turned on and hard can feel their cock against my pussy or clit. Some try rubbing against me too. This is all before the condom is on.
I'm sure I read somewhere before that this can be risky.
Does anyone experience this and is it risky?


Yeah quite a few will try this. I stop it by wrapping my hand around their cock and making sure it doesn't touch my genitals. If they get sulky then they get a lecture about how HPV and HSV can be passed on even if there are no visible symptoms.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1684 on: 12 May 2017, 02:48:59 pm »
I always greet most clients with slow kissing before we get down to business but often as they get turned on and hard can feel their cock against my pussy or clit. Some try rubbing against me too. This is all before the condom is on.
I'm sure I read somewhere before that this can be risky.
Does anyone experience this and is it risky?

This normally happens to me while lying down with them on top, I just sneak my hand down there and start playing with myself, it works a treat at distracting them lol!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1685 on: 12 May 2017, 03:04:54 pm »
All from one client I've seen a few times:

Make an appointment, says might be early.  I reply I'll be showering and to call when he gets there.  Doesn't call, instead stands knocking at the door for (in his own words) 10mins!

Ask if I would like to partake in some watersports, even though he can clearly see I'm fresh out of the shower

I have candles and mood lighting in my room, so he switches the main light on...

I ask what he fancies today in his 15min booking, he spends 5 mins telling me about all the TV porn he's been watching and how he would like to meet one... like I've got someone in the wardrobe for just such an occasion or I'll reach into my vag and turn it inside out et voila!  Instant penis!!!

Dithers about oral only or full service, starts with oral and says how much he likes it when I look him in the eyes while I'm down there, but due to shape, size and general angles involved I can't maintain constant eye contact without either bending his penis down over or dislocating my neck.  So I look down and get a sharp "Hello?" from him...

Gets shirty when I tell him no CIM as I did on the first meet.  On the second meet after sex the condom was full of blood, it was then that he tells me he has an ongoing prostate problem, meaning I swallowed that the first time round!!!  :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X

So goes for full service, I ask what position he would like, get the reply "whatever you want" so I ask for doggy "oh no I had you doggy last time, lets do missionary"  ::)

Dithers around getting ready, pointing out one of the drawers on my vanity table is broken and next time he'll bring a screwdriver and fix it "Free of charge" with a really lecherous wink

Just drops the money on the bed

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1686 on: 12 May 2017, 03:28:10 pm »
This normally happens to me while lying down with them on top, I just sneak my hand down there and start playing with myself, it works a treat at distracting them lol!

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This also happened with a regular. He went down on me whilst I was lying on the bed and so I was enjoying the moment as he gives good oral, then he comes up to kiss me whilst his cock was rubbing against my clit. At first I didn't think anything of it as I thought it was just the position he was in but then he starting poking it around my pussy almost as if willing me to give my permission to slip it in.
At this point I grabbed for the condom and said let's have sex.
I think I need to wise up that maybe some guys are a bit sneaky and try and get away with things subtly. 

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« Reply #1687 on: 12 May 2017, 03:34:31 pm »
All from one client I've seen a few times:

Make an appointment, says might be early.  I reply I'll be showering and to call when he gets there.  Doesn't call, instead stands knocking at the door for (in his own words) 10mins!

Ask if I would like to partake in some watersports, even though he can clearly see I'm fresh out of the shower

I have candles and mood lighting in my room, so he switches the main light on...

I ask what he fancies today in his 15min booking, he spends 5 mins telling me about all the TV porn he's been watching and how he would like to meet one... like I've got someone in the wardrobe for just such an occasion or I'll reach into my vag and turn it inside out et voila!  Instant penis!!!

Dithers about oral only or full service, starts with oral and says how much he likes it when I look him in the eyes while I'm down there, but due to shape, size and general angles involved I can't maintain constant eye contact without either bending his penis down over or dislocating my neck.  So I look down and get a sharp "Hello?" from him...

Gets shirty when I tell him no CIM as I did on the first meet.  On the second meet after sex the condom was full of blood, it was then that he tells me he has an ongoing prostate problem, meaning I swallowed that the first time round!!!  :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X

So goes for full service, I ask what position he would like, get the reply "whatever you want" so I ask for doggy "oh no I had you doggy last time, lets do missionary"  ::)

Dithers around getting ready, pointing out one of the drawers on my vanity table is broken and next time he'll bring a screwdriver and fix it "Free of charge" with a really lecherous wink

Just drops the money on the bed

Anyone in the NE wanting this charmers number (hopefully to block) just PM me

x


id of murdered him with the broken draw

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1688 on: 12 May 2017, 04:03:01 pm »
This normally happens to me while lying down with them on top, I just sneak my hand down there and start playing with myself, it works a treat at distracting them lol!

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This also happened with a regular. He went down on me whilst I was lying on the bed and so I was enjoying the moment as he gives good oral, then he comes up to kiss me whilst his cock was rubbing against my clit. At first I didn't think anything of it as I thought it was just the position he was in but then he starting poking it around my pussy almost as if willing me to give my permission to slip it in.
At this point I grabbed for the condom and said let's have sex.
I think I need to wise up that maybe some guys are a bit sneaky and try and get away with things subtly.

Exactly!  If they really aren't taking no for an answer rock your weight back over a bit and put your feet as high up his thighs as possible while bracing both hands against the centre of his chest, about level with the nipples.  Keep your knees and elbows bent while doing this and once in position, push with arms and legs as hard as you can.  Unless he's considerably heavier than you this will back him up off you for long enough to get out from under him.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1689 on: 12 May 2017, 04:07:29 pm »

id of murdered him with the broken draw

I cannot tell you how tempting that was...

Then again if I was to see him again I wouldn't be sure he'd make it out alive based on the noises and difficulty breathing from him while getting down to it!  He's a rather old man and looks and sounds exactly like the tortoise having sex video on youtube lol

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1690 on: 12 May 2017, 04:32:09 pm »
Some of my regulars ask when I'm working next and so I tell them if I know. Had one recently and said I would be off the next day until next week which was true at the time.
My plan fell through to go away so decide to work instead.
He starts texting me saying my availability has been on the last two days making out I lied about going away.
I can be paranoid enough about being stalked but it feels like I'm being watched.
Or maybe I'm just being over sensitive.

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« Reply #1691 on: 12 May 2017, 08:02:03 pm »

He starts texting me saying my availability has been on the last two days making out I lied about going away.
I can be paranoid enough about being stalked but it feels like I'm being watched.
Or maybe I'm just being over sensitive.

This is fairly common in my own experience.  Some men can be very controlling which is quite shocking. You need to watch what he says and how he behaves when he's with you.

I'm stalked by a man whom I only met 3-4 times for a short time span, have been getting abusive messages since I declined to date him, getting attention seeking messages, which suggested he wanted a booking (but not really, he just wants some weird reaction from me).  Mind fucking games.   ::) If your clients are not like that, it's up to you if you tolerate it.  Lately, it's easier for me to see married guys who have got a lot to lose than single, needy guys.  I know there are respectful single guys, too!  But I got a few bad ones.  One, in particular. 

sweetmilf

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« Reply #1692 on: 13 May 2017, 09:36:50 am »
I had a haggler today.  He wants a longer booking and wants ?50 off.   ::) He tells me, sorry for being so cheeky.
I told him I was already booked as I was.

Then he's asking if I would be free in two weeks time.  I never said, yes.  :-\

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1693 on: 13 May 2017, 10:20:34 am »
Haggling is an instant turn off and insult for me. If I decide I want to give a discount that is entirely up to me.
It's not an east end market.

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« Reply #1694 on: 14 May 2017, 05:05:27 pm »
1+  Lots of women do accept the steep discount.  I personally don't feel happy with it.