Give me a facial and then leave most of it on the pillowcase 

This is why I suggest me kneeling on the wooden floor, so any mess is easier to clean saved time.

Not even read the tag line, never mind the profile. I can't make it any clearer I'm currently on holiday, but still keep getting asked for bookings.   

Lie through their teeth.I agreed to see a guy I've seen a few times abit earlier than I usually book in clients which meant me getting up a fair bit earlier to honour the booking.He was meant to confirm at 8am and unusually he didn't so I sent him a discrete text to ask if we were still on and he told me that he had booked for tomorrow morning!He had booked via text and Thursday was mentioned twice by him and then by me which I forwarded to him,no way could he have remotely got mixed up!

One man I saw this morning who books me a few times a year is the type who (while looking into space) gushes that my tits are the best and my lips are the best and how fantastic I am, etc etc. Ok we like to hear nice things but when it is just so over the top and obviously fake it leaves me cold. He did it again today.

It takes more of my acting skills to deal with him and I just wish he would not do it.

Become over familiar and lazy. Just because I've seen you x times doesn't mean I am now going to answer a "wanna meet?" text!

Grabbing my hair during sex or when giving oral. Really pisses me off.

The last guy who pulled my hair pissed me off so much I went on top and grabbed  his hair. I really had to stop myself laughing out loud seeing the expression on his face.