Most of my days go smoothly and without problems, same goes for the men who come to see me but one who is teetering on the brink of being banned is Paul who this morning texted to ask if I can see him around 6m? Yes I reply, then nothing, no response and no booking. He has done this twice now so unless he makes and keeps a booking next time he contacts me he is gone!
They get too familiar and comfortable with us but it is their loss when we sack them then they wonder what on earth they have done wrong!  I have to admit though it is a nice feeling to be able to ban the odd one here and there, a little bit of power and all that.

Paul may see you as a plan B. Thinks he can count on you if the new girl doesn't pan out.

Paul may see you as a plan B. Thinks he can count on you if the new girl doesn't pan out.

  This could well be true.   

I've found the perfect shut up to the "How many men do you fuck a day" is
"However many I want."

Do they expect us not to have lives... Ive gotten calls the kids 24th-25th last night and again just now, he sounded shocked I was having a family dinner and wouldn't step away from the stove and rush right over 

One that really annoys me is when they come in and I say lets get the admin out the way so we can relax and enjoy ourselves, and they ask oh, how much is it again?
With new clients I always say to them, have you seen my rates, pictures and likes list and you are happy with all you've seen?   They will say they have or if they haven't I ask them to check so we know exactly what they are getting and how much they are paying.

Really rips my knitting so it does

One that really annoys me is when they come in and I say lets get the admin out the way so we can relax and enjoy ourselves, and they ask oh, how much is it again?
With new clients I always say to them, have you seen my rates, pictures and likes list and you are happy with all you've seen?   They will say they have or if they haven't I ask them to check so we know exactly what they are getting and how much they are paying.

Really rips my knitting so it does

I've cut this bullshit out now. As they come in I'll say "It was an hour you wanted, right?" When they say yes then I say "OK so that's 120 please".

When they sound confident & reasonably intelligent on the phone when they book, but seem to regress mentally when they arrive...

Mr Clueless "you're really pretty you don't need to do this"
Me "what do you mean by that?"
Mr Clueless " you could get a man & a normal job easily"
Me becoming more irritated " well this isn't the 1950's, women support themselves these days & are happy being single etc. What have looks intellect got to do with being a sex worker? There are stunning women working in this industry, you ever seen a porn film? Well a lot of porn stars become escorts. Some escorts even have degree's" 

More stupid questions & comments followed including "can I penetrate you with this on" (The condom) Wtf? Seriously, did he think he was paying for a naked chat in my bedroom?  "what's that you're drinking?". I have a Britta fill & go bottle so being a clear liquid it's obviously water.   

Felt like he was trying to tenderise me like a cut of meat. Told him to be gentle twice already, so he says"oh your're a big softie aren't you". "no I just don't like rough man handling, not many women do."

Finished for the day after that guy.