I had two clients cancel on me last weekend.
And one who was supposed to call me and didn't.
The one who cancelled some time ago, texted me at late evening asking about my availability next morning  It was for an outcall in another city, 30 min in bus and then I haven no idea how much to get where he was.

Another charmer contacted me in Sunday asking me to come to a city a 1h away "by afternoon". After a bit of a convo he wanted to do a car meet, told me he thinks the amount I demand is too much and to drive that far away without knowing what I look like (pls post pics of your face)  You expected me asap at your place, now it's a fucking problem?

Ffs I feel like I should make some kind of rules. Book in advance would be a one.

Breathe, Book Me, Leer at me, Ask very fuckin personal questions like 'Does your Mum know you do this? Do you have a Boyfriend; what does he think of you doing this job? "Well unlike you I don't pretend to the person I love that I'm away to play golf coz he knows my job is just that; a job & knows that the sex I have with him is REAL SEX WITH EMOTION & he never fingers me, infact boys on the outside don't stick their fingers inside you so why the fuck do Punters??,! I really really need a break atm as i'm tensing up when they go down on me & I look down & see a head full of grey hair and I wanna vomit; I barely even masturbate atm because all the creeps' faces that I serviced that day go thru my mind & I'm instantly turned off!!! God I HATE clients; imagine sleeping with someone who just wants your cash & then also expects you to like them!! Deluded. Men that pay HAVE TO BELIEVE WE LIKE IT AS THEIR EGO'S CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!! Clients are rarely streetsmart (Wide if ur an Edinburgh chick) at all; God I'm in a fucking belter of a mood today & all because of a Ginger 2 faced lying Gimp that needs to pay beautiful women to go with him, I'd hate to be an uncool giy & lets face it cool guys don't pay 😊😊

when they go down on me & I look down & see a head full of grey hair and I wanna vomit;

This is me as well. I don't think I even want oral from anyone in my normal life anymore. Even when I'm watching porn and the dude goes to go down on the girl I just skip it. Damn! I hate kissing and receiving oral from clients. Some do it cuz they think by doing it you'll be having fun, others just enjoy the taste of pussy. I've always been questioning why men will lick a prostitues Pussy. And then they stick their tongues in your mouth and waggle it around, most of the times their breath is kinda stale. I just move my face. What's even worse is they think I like it. My Acting skills are on point then. It boosts their tired old egos. I'm just so cold with clients now I barely even make sex noises or talk Which apparently comes off as being inexperienced (that's what one said to me) I honestly didn't care, I don't care what comes out of any of their mouths and honestly I was just disinterested and bored and kept on fantasising about the booking coming to an end. And yes most clients  are nasty looking, there's no denying it. I had one come with what looked like dried up chicken poo all over his back and wanted massage. No problem but A warning and explanation would have been nice though. ! I know some of us may have to put up with some nasty shit though cuz some of these men are embarrassed to tell their wives what they are into.
I had one this evening ask to take me out to food I say no, he says oh you don't like me enough to be seen with me in public? I'm just confused cuz I don't even think I  gave  him the impression that I liked him to begin with. After repeatedly attemting to shove his finger in my ass despite being told no every time. No wonder his name is saved as "only if broke." Just fuck me and fuck off I don't want you.  why don't they get this?

Swerving the shower with any excuse so they have more time... Not going to happen. Ever. I know have the shower running before they even enter the room " your shower is on and ready, hop on in"

I get in with them. The booking starts when they walk in the door. So my tongue is in their mouth before they even pay and then I get the money and then I ask them to shower with me.

They're being rushed but they don't seem to notice.

The day after you clean the shower a client manages to deposit huge amounts of hair all over the bath when showering!  He was an exceptionally hairy guy to be fair......

And when they pompously end an email by... hoping you're discreet as they are in a public job. Right now I couldn't give two hoots. Do they not realise discretion is way more important to me than to him.

The paranoid ones are laughable, like you'll lean out the window when you see him and yell that he's coming over to see a prostitute. It's like "Yes I'm discreet, yes I see clients with more important jobs and positions in life than you,who have wives and kids and they never ask me stupid questions you self important twat".

This is me as well. I don't think I even want oral from anyone in my normal life anymore. Even when I'm watching porn and the dude goes to go down on the girl I just skip it. Damn! I hate kissing and receiving oral from clients. Some do it cuz they think by doing it you'll be having fun, others just enjoy the taste of pussy. I've always been questioning why men will lick a prostitues Pussy. And then they stick their tongues in your mouth and waggle it around, most of the times their breath is kinda stale. I just move my face. What's even worse is they think I like it. My Acting skills are on point then. It boosts their tired old egos. I'm just so cold with clients now I barely even make sex noises or talk Which apparently comes off as being inexperienced (that's what one said to me) I honestly didn't care, I don't care what comes out of any of their mouths and honestly I was just disinterested and bored and kept on fantasising about the booking coming to an end. And yes most clients  are nasty looking, there's no denying it. I had one come with what looked like dried up chicken poo all over his back and wanted massage. No problem but A warning and explanation would have been nice though. ! I know some of us may have to put up with some nasty shit though cuz some of these men are embarrassed to tell their wives what they are into.
I had one this evening ask to take me out to food I say no, he says oh you don't like me enough to be seen with me in public? I'm just confused cuz I don't even think I  gave  him the impression that I liked him to begin with. After repeatedly attemting to shove his finger in my ass despite being told no every time. No wonder his name is saved as "only if broke." Just fuck me and fuck off I don't want you.  why don't they get this?

Because they are deluded hun, they have to believe we like it because their ego's can't handle anything else. Well I've decided to hang up my hold up's forever because I honestly can't do it anymore, I'm going to end up in a mental hospital if I continue to do this job; I've been at it for 11 years on+off now and I can finally say 'inner happiness is more important than cash' and actually believe it. Who cares if I can't afford that designer hand bag? My physical & mental health are way more important than cash; my body has been violated for long enough and I really can't do it anymore or I seriously believe I'll be the next Aileen Wuornos and start killing the clients!! These clients could have an IQ of 160 but when it comes to prostitution and their own dicks then they will always have an IQ of 12.

It sounds to me like you either need to give up or have a break just now but until you see and believe that inner happiness is more important than cash then you won't stop.

Good luck hun xxx

Had two clients one after the other today who had eaten just before seeing me. I hate being able to smell and taste stale food on their breath. I usually dfk but try my best not to when they do this. Ugh. I hate it