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Lucie268

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1230 on: 24 August 2016, 11:14:43 pm »
Clients who use shampoo or conditioner or body lotion or literally anything else but shower gel as shower gel.

I have no idea why this bugs me so much; it doesn't affect me at all but I guess it's just annoyance at their inability to read (much like the inability to read our ads I suppose).

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1231 on: 24 August 2016, 11:57:36 pm »
Everything in the bathroom is thiers through their eyes. I only have shower gel and Lynx deodorant with mouthwash in there.

Some like experimenting.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1232 on: 25 August 2016, 08:57:09 am »
Clients who use shampoo or conditioner or body lotion or literally anything else but shower gel as shower gel.

I have no idea why this bugs me so much; it doesn't affect me at all but I guess it's just annoyance at their inability to read (much like the inability to read our ads I suppose).

It bugs me too (I remember one client using liberal amounts of my shampoo because 'that was the one they had at home') so for a long time now they get one choice in my bathroom - men's shower gel (everything else gets hidden away)
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1233 on: 25 August 2016, 11:45:01 am »
Everything in the bathroom is thiers through their eyes. I only have shower gel and Lynx deodorant with mouthwash in there.

Some like experimenting.

It's like a hotel to them I guess. They feel it's complimentary so they want to get as much of their monies worth as possible... In the end hiding everything you don't want them to use is the only choice.

LadyOfTheNight

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1234 on: 25 August 2016, 04:48:58 pm »
Guys who you feel are going deliberately over time and you have to hustle them out, I'm sure its been mentioned before but happened to me recently.

Lucky I keep an eye on the time, he was trying to make the session last till the last min, I had to sweetly hurry him up coming 10 minutes before the end, then hustle him into a shower, then 'talk, talk, talk at me!' I literally had to pull him up off the sofa to get him to go otherwise he'd have been here all day! As it was he went 15 minutes over time.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1235 on: 25 August 2016, 05:28:02 pm »
Yet again another client didn't use his savie and used me as Google maps from afar. Hang on a minute Google lives inside my head let me switch it on. Any requests like this results in a cancelled booking. For time wasting.

Then the client said he didn't realise it was far this was after I guided him to me.

I've had enough need a break am getting ready to go out then when back see what happens. Luckily I earned today.


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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1236 on: 25 August 2016, 07:34:51 pm »
I know men can go a bit ditzy after coming, but do you really need to be told THREE times which towel and shower gels to use? I have a whole bloody basket of male/unisex ones, so of course he picks a girly one of mine of the shelf.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1237 on: 25 August 2016, 07:47:50 pm »
I follow them into the shower and talk to them whilst they're there. They get told what shower gel to use, handed a towel and told they can use the men's deodorant if they like. I rarely let them go in by themselves to start as they need me to turn on the shower as it can be tricky sorting the mixer for temperature. They only get to use the bathroom alone for a wee at start of booking.

LadyOfTheNight

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1238 on: 25 August 2016, 07:49:48 pm »
I know men can go a bit ditzy after coming, but do you really need to be told THREE times which towel and shower gels to use? I have a whole bloody basket of male/unisex ones, so of course he picks a girly one of mine of the shelf.

I think they lose half their brain cells after coming  ::)

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1239 on: 25 August 2016, 09:03:53 pm »
I follow them into the shower and talk to them whilst they're there. They get told what shower gel to use, handed a towel and told they can use the men's deodorant if they like. I rarely let them go in by themselves to start as they need me to turn on the shower as it can be tricky sorting the mixer for temperature. They only get to use the bathroom alone for a wee at start of booking.

I too show them how to use the shower since a few kept asking me numerous times. So it is set standard part of my routine in the bedroom.

Lucie268

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1240 on: 25 August 2016, 10:18:35 pm »
Everything in the bathroom is thiers through their eyes. I only have shower gel and Lynx deodorant with mouthwash in there.

Some like experimenting.

Oh no absolutely, all of my own stuff is in the cupboards but I work from hotels so I let them use the free amenities. So it really shouldn't bother me if they use up the free shampoo on their pits, it's just so  ::) like IT WILL TAKE YOU LESS THAN A SECOND TO READ THE WORDS ON THE THING.

TrashAzn

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1241 on: 26 August 2016, 01:49:22 am »
Had another grabby type today. Constantly touching things what is the point of touching my stuff? Comes in asked to use the bathroom fine. Rummages through bathroom. Asked to stop comes out pays then I go to put the money away and tell him to go upstairs instead find him rummaging through my living room bookshelf. Asked to stop and led away upstairs gets clothes off and I turn around for 2 seconds to get a condom for him and he has his hands in my bedside drawer asking what underwear I have. I got pretty mad by that point and told him to either stop or get out. I nearly just told him to leave but it was only 30 minutes and he'd already paid so I wanted to get it done with since it'd probably be over in 15 minutes and he'd just leave early. (Of course he didn't). STOP TOUCHING MY STUFF.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1242 on: 26 August 2016, 11:57:36 am »
I have a semi regular that leading up to his bookings he sends VERY long emails full of detailed requests (He's a bdsm client) I don't mind one lengthy email but he sends one or two a day, full of links to porn or specific stockings or shoes that he'd like me to wear,

He is soooo specific it takes all the fun out of it for me and him. Then I get a VERY long email this morning picking through the bones of yesterday's session! 'This was good' 'That wasn't quite right' etc

FUCK OFF  :FF
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katrina

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1243 on: 26 August 2016, 12:24:35 pm »
I have a semi regular that leading up to his bookings he sends VERY long emails full of detailed requests (He's a bdsm client) I don't mind one lengthy email but he sends one or two a day, full of links to porn or specific stockings or shoes that he'd like me to wear,

He is soooo specific it takes all the fun out of it for me and him. Then I get a VERY long email this morning picking through the bones of yesterday's session! 'This was good' 'That wasn't quite right' etc

FUCK OFF  :FF


This is what I really dislike about domination or bdsm bookings, I used to get so many of these fucking ridiculous essays I now cannot actually bear to read all their shite, any emails longer than half a page just get a reply 'Yes that's fine' call to book at best but mostly I just ignore. One even had to go through my whole list of 'activities' (when I had a list)  and say whether he liked them OR NOT!!  Ffs you wouldn't go in a restaurant and point out to the waiter everything that you don't like!!!   

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1244 on: 26 August 2016, 12:32:29 pm »
When clients find any thing normal hilarious apparently all escorts do is lay on our backs. They are confused bless them.