Maybe I'm just so used to them either leaving couple minutes before or bang on time that 2 minutes over time annoys me. It's one thing if they are in the shower or getting dressed that's absolutely fine but when they are just there chit chatting it pisses me off. Like why are they talking when they should be getting ready to leave? I leave half and hour between bookings.

It never stops being awkward when they show pictures of kids. You've just finished doing your thing you're both naked on the bed and they whip out the wallet. Is it a tip? That would be nice...No he just whipped out baby pictures and now he wants to tell you about his life.

Me too makes me queasy somehow. I remember  one booking where immediately after the guy informed me his wife had given birth some some weeks before & was 'too sore' for sex hence he'd come to see me. He then showed me baby pics which made me feel really uncomfortable.

Another client after an outcall insisted on showing me all the pics in the house of his young gf. He turned wierd after too but that's another story.

My pet hate is hygiene or lack off, had one chap the other day who wanted me to rim him I quote " like your tongue is in my stomach", resdy myself for the deed to find a little nugget of poo nestled in there, gross. I sent him off to the bathroom and no i did not rim him

YUK!!

I'm getting a bit fed up lately with stinky stale piss pubes...thinking of writing something on my profile but will the 'offenders' take note?!