Potential clients who do this: make an appointment for an hour then confirm on the day but say - looks like it might have to be 30 minutes. Okay fine I pencil in 30 minutes instead. I ask him to keep me informed as to whether he's going to be late or early, texts to say he's going to be late, I ask him to keep me updated.

10 minutes past the appointment time still no update so I cancel him, finally nearly 25 minutes after the agreed time he texts an apology which goes like this:

Really sorry about today it was not how I planned. Trouble is I was with someone and they kept changing the plans hope we can meet up very soon blah blah blah sorry again.

Well that makes it all alright then that he messed me around, because it wasn't his fault!

Not having a good day.

I had a client not show up for his appointment then got a text off him 2 hours later saying "sorry, got chatting to my housemates! are you still free?"

how is that an excuse??

Potential clients who do this: make an appointment for an hour then confirm on the day but say - looks like it might have to be 30 minutes. Okay fine I pencil in 30 minutes instead. I ask him to keep me informed as to whether he's going to be late or early, texts to say he's going to be late, I ask him to keep me updated.

10 minutes past the appointment time still no update so I cancel him, finally nearly 25 minutes after the agreed time he texts an apology which goes like this:

Really sorry about today it was not how I planned. Trouble is I was with someone and they kept changing the plans hope we can meet up very soon blah blah blah sorry again.

Well that makes it all alright then that he messed me around, because it wasn't his fault!

Not having a good day.

They think we're their fuckbuddies. There's no other explanation (aside from sheer rudeness)

Clients who are not able to follow instructions. Seriously! How hard can it be?

I've had no problems with being found until yesterday. I literally had three people wandering around my apartment building. Up and down the stairs then ring me and talk loudly while asking where I am again?

All they have to remember is first floor door on the left. I can see from my key hole as they pass the first floor, and head up to the second floor, then down again, then up again. Then they call. -.-

I had one guy yesterday who was asking over and over on the phone whether or not anyone will know what he's doing if he turns up. I told him no. After his visit I bet my whole apartment block does! He wouldn't get off the phone when i gave him the instructions because he wanted to be able to find it, and so I spent about two minutes as he's running up and down the stairs explaining to him before getting angry, first floor door on the left. Go up the first flight of stairs then it's the door on the left. No I can't come out and get you, go through the door. Are you winding me up? Just go through the door. Yes you have to go up the stairs. No that's the ground floor. I was seconds away from telling him to just leave because he's being too indiscreet, but Miracles do happen and he came through the door and I let him in. The poor thing was apologizing and shaking like a leaf, he even looked on the verge of tears so I hid my anger and didn't give him a telling off for being so indiscreet and thick.  when he left I pointedly said to him. Well hopefully you'll be able to find your way out now  ...

It really does boggle the mind ...

Guys who put a question in the email header, leaving the actual email blank. I have had this twice lately, so I've replied the same way.

If they can't be arsed neither can I! I mean its obvious they are just spamming loads of escorts when they are being that lazy.

ive removed my working dates as its very clear these men cant read!
 i get 4am messages or emails asking to see me , i call their bluff and tell them im ready they dont contact me back .. enough of this.

I had one who asked the cleaner in my building where my flat was  I give directions in a way a 10 year old could understand and they still can't manage it

When they send you a friggin essay/novel on how wonderful they are and how they can't WAIT to book me for next Tuesday for 2 hours as an outcall, they are sure I'm probably already booked as I'm so 'sexy, pukey, wobbly, whatever....'.... You reply thanking them and asking them to send the booking through AW so you have the address etc.... They reply 'Oh I wouldn't want to waste your time making a booking incase I have to cancel, I will call you Tuesday lunchtime to arrange....'

Arrange diddly squat my arse.... Reckon attention seeking time waster....

when you text them the following morning, to confirm their appointment to be told
" you didn't send me the address yesterday so I made other plans for this morning, maybe we'll meet next time you are in the area"
So I told the twit the area & first part of postcode when he called to book but forgot to text the full address because the phone was manic & I busy with clients. Said to him that I send it 1 hour before arrival anyway & it confirms he's still coming by return, when he called Friday evening. So I called him out & sent a text "why not send a text reminder for the address yesterday if i'd not sent it, you were clearly out to waste my time" he then text that I'm "not a very nice person"