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Jessica Summers

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #600 on: 28 August 2015, 10:55:06 am »
Lol.. I also get the ones that push the number but not the bell so it doesn't buzz.. Then tell me the buzzer system doesn't work  :FF
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cheesypeas

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #601 on: 28 August 2015, 02:03:41 pm »
You know when they keep saying 'pardon' a dozen time?
We both speak English right?

Worked it out...it's a delaying tactic so they get
time to think of the next question.
Now I put the phone down after the second 'pardon?' or
excuse myself and make some coffee while he hangs on.

No time for those tricks.


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meetingdiversity

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #602 on: 03 September 2015, 03:25:42 pm »
Jesus. ..why ask me if they can phone. 
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Adele

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #603 on: 03 September 2015, 04:47:26 pm »
A client yesterday went to the toilet, but didn't put the light on (why? no idea. windowless toilet). When he left my place I went to check. He peed EVERYWHERE! Obviously seat, but also walls, floor, rug, and my favourite... cat's litter box. A client peed into my cat's litter! Oh god!

BTW, when he left the toilet, he didn't wash his hands, not to mention his cock, but requested OWO instead (oh, the joys of licking of urine of smelly wankers cock! ::)) Even that didn't cracked me up as much as the thought of client using my cat's litter box!  ;D
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BibiofLeeds

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #604 on: 03 September 2015, 06:30:27 pm »
Ring and ask how many times they can come in a 15 minute quickie.The clue is in the 'quickie' name..what do they have down their pants a dick or a tommy gun?!? :FF
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Siorse

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #605 on: 03 September 2015, 06:52:11 pm »
Quote from: Adele on 03 September 2015, 04:47:26 pm
A client yesterday went to the toilet, but didn't put the light on (why? no idea. windowless toilet). When he left my place I went to check. He peed EVERYWHERE! Obviously seat, but also walls, floor, rug, and my favourite... cat's litter box. A client peed into my cat's litter! Oh god!

BTW, when he left the toilet, he didn't wash his hands, not to mention his cock, but requested OWO instead (oh, the joys of licking of urine of smelly wankers cock! ::)) Even that didn't cracked me up as much as the thought of client using my cat's litter box!  ;D

Lol, sorry poor you having to clean it all up, but at least he got SOME in the cat's litter box!  ;)
Do you think he was too shy to ask where the light switch was?!
Some people..  ::)
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Secret-Whore

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #606 on: 03 September 2015, 07:18:16 pm »
Quote from: meetingdiversity on 03 September 2015, 03:25:42 pm
Jesus. ..why ask me if they can phone.

THANK YOU! It's so uncomfortable. We have ZERO things to discuss! Just arrange your booking and meet me.
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cheesypeas

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #607 on: 03 September 2015, 07:48:46 pm »
finger slipp whooops
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Siorse

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #608 on: 05 September 2015, 11:20:11 pm »
Quote from: cheesypeas on 03 September 2015, 07:48:46 pm
finger slipp whooops

How do you keep doing those fingerslips lol, I don't get it, where does it slip?!  ???
Sorry if I'm being really stupid here lol
Anyway, things clients do to annoy; Fuck my throat!!!  :FF
I keep saying; "Do you mind not holding my head when I'm giving you a blow job, I know what I'm doing and it makes me uncomfortable, sometimes to the point I feel like I can't breath/gonna choke!"
But do they listen? Nooo, course not..  ::)
Apart from that, if they just let me do my thing, they get a better BJ, and they come quicker.
But they still keep bloody doing it  >:(
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BJC

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #609 on: 05 September 2015, 11:29:54 pm »
When they call and tell me they've got lost on the way to my apartment, then talk over me (usually telling me how they're lost again) whilst I'm trying to give them directions...
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cheesypeas

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #610 on: 05 September 2015, 11:33:05 pm »
Siorse, It's when I write the first silly thing that comes into my head.lol  ;D
Then have to scrub it. ;)

BJC...yes, my experience is clients who loose their way are
usually trouble, inadequate, insecure. Some brain bits not working.
I'm quite happy leaving them on the pavement now as they come
in with attitude and their horn is usually vanished.

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Siorse

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #611 on: 06 September 2015, 01:01:12 pm »
Quote from: cheesypeas on 05 September 2015, 11:33:05 pm
Siorse, It's when I write the first silly thing that comes into my head.lol  ;D
Then have to scrub it. ;)

Aha get ye lol, you should just leave it, the first thing that comes in your head is usually true..!!  ;)
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Shewolf

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #612 on: 06 September 2015, 01:44:49 pm »
Quote from: Siorse on 24 October 2014, 03:54:08 pm
Use my pillows to put their heads on!!!!! :FF
This is my bed, I sleep in it, my pillows are for my head only!!! 
I put a clean sheet on covering my duvet for every client, there's cushions if they really feel the need to put something under their precious heads (as if my bed is made of concrete..), so why, why, why, grab MY pillow from under my duvet and use it???
Ohh it pisses me off no end! >:(

haha! Poor buggers!  ;D
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cheesypeas

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #613 on: 06 September 2015, 04:24:53 pm »
Siorse ..you're not wrong!
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meetingdiversity

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #614 on: 06 September 2015, 04:33:11 pm »
Quote from: BJC on 05 September 2015, 11:29:54 pm
When they call and tell me they've got lost on the way to my apartment, then talk over me (usually telling me how they're lost again) whilst I'm trying to give them directions...

I'm glad not the only one, it is like they seem to know more than me but they phoned for help.
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