Author Topic: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!! (Read 822136 times)

Lil Lolita · « **Reply #135 on:** 02 December 2014, 02:50:36 pm »

When they have cum, you hand them a tissue (if they have come on you and you are cleaning yourself up as well), then they just throw the tissue on the floor when they are done. And dump the towels all over the floor after a shower. Geez!

DustedWithSugar · « **Reply #136 on:** 02 December 2014, 08:05:28 pm »

If I'm gonna get one more guy asking for CIM today, I swear I'll puke all over them

amy · « **Reply #137 on:** 02 December 2014, 08:06:26 pm »

I'd rather punters dropped the wet towels on the floor then put them on the bed - I don't want to have sex lying on a cold damp towel (or even a dry one, for that matter). I keep meaning to get a sign asking them to put them in the bath when they've finished like in hotels

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It's always nice when they only bother drying their front and maybe their arms, and then go and lie down with their hair and their back still soaking wet too

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Fabulassie · « **Reply #138 on:** 02 December 2014, 10:29:07 pm »

Quote from: amy on 02 December 2014, 08:06:26 pm

I'd rather punters dropped the wet towels on the floor then put them on the bed - I don't want to have sex lying on a cold damp towel (or even a dry one, for that matter). I keep meaning to get a sign asking them to put them in the bath when they've finished like in hotels .

It's always nice when they only bother drying their front and maybe their arms, and then go and lie down with their hair and their back still soaking wet too .

I encourage them to throw them on the floor because I hate them on the bed, too.

Rosa · « **Reply #139 on:** 02 December 2014, 10:39:55 pm »

I towel their back, give them a rub down before going anywhere near the bed!

Rubyruby · « **Reply #140 on:** 02 December 2014, 10:40:10 pm »

Stick their fucking chewing gum to my bathroom sink,under my bedside table or above my front door

Fabulassie · « **Reply #141 on:** 02 December 2014, 11:56:44 pm »

Quote from: Kendallx on 02 December 2014, 10:40:10 pm

Stick their fucking chewing gum to my bathroom sink,under my bedside table or above my front door

DEAR LORD!!!!

I don't think I have ever had this happen. Wow.

Rubyruby · « **Reply #142 on:** 03 December 2014, 12:07:44 am »

You can tell which doors belong to girls working by the chewing gum stuck in the top of the door frames, this could just be a leeds thing though

Red KB · « **Reply #143 on:** 03 December 2014, 12:58:34 pm »

I just had to go and check! My door is safe

Also, my bin is right next to it so there's no excuse for not putting gum or other rubbish in it.

Bluetits · « **Reply #144 on:** 03 December 2014, 04:34:23 pm »

I've only had one do it but he's been a few times and he puts it on the table. One time he put it on top of my wooden bed frame. I did get the bin which was right next to it and ask him if he wouldn't mind in future.

Fabulassie · « **Reply #145 on:** 03 December 2014, 09:16:18 pm »

Quote from: Bluetits on 03 December 2014, 04:34:23 pm

I've only had one do it but he's been a few times and he puts it on the table. One time he put it on top of my wooden bed frame. I did get the bin which was right next to it and ask him if he wouldn't mind in future.

Years ago when I worked in a massage parlour in another country I noticed that guys who cross the threshold with anything in their mouths (cigarette or chewing gum) were fucking dicks. Guys who chewed gum were always arseholes! And who enters a building with a lit cigarette?! When I was a smoker (and smoking was allowed in restaurants, pubs, etc) I always put my cigarette out before walking through the door. I didn't even realised I did that until I saw clients come in with lit cigs.

I've had a couple of clients with chewing gum over here and I have to say that they were alright (I screen pretty carefully.) I will ask them to spit it out (and I hold a tissue in my hand for it) saying, "Just so it doesn't end up in my hair."

Bluetits · « **Reply #146 on:** 03 December 2014, 09:41:24 pm »

That guy's quite nice but I remember someone once who rang the bell, when I answered he was smoking. He took a couple of puffs and then threw it outside my door! When I asked him to pick it up he said sorry but didn't seem it. I think he was ok during the booking but I'm only a prossie after all, should expect things like that

Jenny 2 · « **Reply #147 on:** 04 December 2014, 02:23:51 pm »

The smelly ones who refuse an invitation to shower before the booking but expect a bloody shower after!

Gosh this list could go on forever couldn't it! LOL

Actually worse then above and dare I say it................. (cough cough) those that aren't in the habit or have the ability to wipe their arseholes properly (yuk yuk yuk) and lie down on your bed and (gross as this is) there's a poo mark there! Oh God, that's the worst. Some guys just haven't a clue about washing, wiping, hygiene at all!

Got to laugh ladies haven't we!!!!

Nia Hope · « **Reply #148 on:** 04 December 2014, 05:25:43 pm »

Quote from: Jenny 2 on 04 December 2014, 02:23:51 pm

The smelly ones who refuse an invitation to shower before the booking but expect a bloody shower after!

Gosh this list could go on forever couldn't it! LOL

Actually worse then above and dare I say it................. (cough cough) those that aren't in the habit or have the ability to wipe their arseholes properly (yuk yuk yuk) and lie down on your bed and (gross as this is) there's a poo mark there! Oh God, that's the worst. Some guys just haven't a clue about washing, wiping, hygiene at all!

Got to laugh ladies haven't we!!!!

Oh yes I've had skid marks left by dirty bums too, what is wrong with these guys?

Siorse · « **Reply #149 on:** 05 December 2014, 01:44:40 pm »

I know..! It still amazes me how grown men don't know how to wash!!

Every time I read a post like this I think of the guy I had who had a bit of bogroll stuck between his arse-cheeks..
Not a clean bit of bog-roll either..
I mean, c'mon, you know where you're going and what you're going to be doing don't you?!

(and I know that's pretty mild compared to some things lol, but that's just the one that always pops in my head

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