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Jessiegirl

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #4335 on: 06 June 2024, 04:09:19 pm »
I had one last night send me a sex video of him and a woman who looks a bit like an escort I met a few years ago.

I wonder if she knows he's sending it to who knows how many people.

This was done large at night so not sure if a drunken mistake.

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« Reply #4336 on: 06 June 2024, 11:47:13 pm »
I know especially when they see a green light saying available today. It's very lazy text that they send to lots of women at the same time. If they said are you available at 3pm for 1 hour that is very different but this lazy rude way of contacting someone is terrible.

Worst one is "working??????" Or "free????? Or postcode????

I have it in my auto reply that I don’t reply to words such as Hi , available,  morning , and

I also have in my auto reply that my availability depends on what time they want
How long
What services

Most will get back to me with what they want once they get that auto reply

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« Reply #4337 on: 07 June 2024, 08:56:32 am »
I've been showing as available all day with my number display and I get a email on aw asking me when im available after I've finished and removed that number etc
I don't reply anymore. They had all day to get in touch .

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« Reply #4338 on: 07 June 2024, 09:03:59 am »
A text asking me to guarantee to swallow. No honey, that's not what "at discretion" means.  ;D

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« Reply #4339 on: 12 June 2024, 11:42:59 am »
Spitting, especially in doggy when they think I won’t notice  :FF Its happening more often. I have plenty of lube so it’s not necessary.

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« Reply #4340 on: 12 June 2024, 01:21:56 pm »
Spitting, especially in doggy when they think I won’t notice  :FF Its happening more often. I have plenty of lube so it’s not necessary.

Spitting is foul (and also assault, if it's deliberate). I don't get it often, but I've found that stopping everything and getting a wet wipe to remove it usually means they don't do it again. If they spit on their fingers I don't let them touch me until they've wiped them, either 🤮

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« Reply #4341 on: 14 June 2024, 10:55:21 am »
I had a fella old enough to be my grandfather say

"If I was with you I would fuck you every day, I'd never say no"
Dear reader, he was with me in the room right then and unable to get an erection, I was slurping on his flaccid cock as he said this...

Then more worryingly:

"I bet you were really young when your tits grew in"

"Bet you weren't legal when you first fucked a man, I know that wouldn't have stopped me"

Just truly grim.

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« Reply #4342 on: 14 June 2024, 12:09:46 pm »
I hate it when as soon as they come in door they start grabbing and groping you before you even shut the front door… erm calm down love u never touched a woman in ur life before you desperate fu*ker
« Last Edit: 14 June 2024, 12:12:50 pm by Anonandon »

Patricia

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #4343 on: 14 June 2024, 01:44:44 pm »
I hate it when as soon as they come in door they start grabbing and groping you before you even shut the front door… erm calm down love u never touched a woman in ur life before you desperate fu*ker

They aren't allowed to do that with me. Firstly it's not discreet when a neighbour could be going by and see it!  Secondly they can't touch what they're yet to pay for. 🙄

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« Reply #4344 on: 14 June 2024, 02:18:45 pm »
Me neither, although I find it's fairly rare. I find a purposeful step backwards and away from them does the job, although it does depend on the shape of your hallway :)

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« Reply #4345 on: 14 June 2024, 04:18:41 pm »
I had a fella old enough to be my grandfather say

"If I was with you I would fuck you every day, I'd never say no"
Dear reader, he was with me in the room right then and unable to get an erection, I was slurping on his flaccid cock as he said this...

Then more worryingly:

"I bet you were really young when your tits grew in"

"Bet you weren't legal when you first fucked a man, I know that wouldn't have stopped me"

Just truly grim.
How vile 🤮

Patricia

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« Reply #4346 on: 06 July 2024, 09:33:38 am »
Just a niggly little annoyance but a client I've know 2 years and have had several ok bookings with will sometimes text asking can I see him in approx 15 mins time. This is despite me telling him repeatedly I can never do that.  When he does that he usually says "but just be as you are no need to dress up or anything" 🙄 I don't have my room and myself on permanent fragrant/tidy mode and while new unknown men try this way of booking this particular one knows without doubt I'll say no.

He usually does this when he's giving the wife or son a lift somewhere and thinks he can then pop along to see me with a few minutes notice. NO mate you can't!


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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #4347 on: 06 July 2024, 10:08:19 am »
Just a niggly little annoyance but a client I've know 2 years and have had several ok bookings with will sometimes text asking can I see him in approx 15 mins time. This is despite me telling him repeatedly I can never do that.  When he does that he usually says "but just be as you are no need to dress up or anything" 🙄 I don't have my room and myself on permanent fragrant/tidy mode and while new unknown men try this way of booking this particular one knows without doubt I'll say no.

He usually does this when he's giving the wife or son a lift somewhere and thinks he can then pop along to see me with a few minutes notice. NO mate you can't!

I had someone like this but also someone who would give a dress request at that notice!

Would they be ok with dress but no shower, or laundry hanging up, my camming set up. They say they would be fine but reality I suspect could be different.

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« Reply #4348 on: 06 July 2024, 12:03:13 pm »
Mirror

Or in my case my hair a mess and the bedroom too as when not in use I tend to dump stuff in there until I can find a place for it.  It's the room I sleep in too. I have different bed covers/pillows and cushions etc only used for work.   They say they don't mind if room not tidy etc.but I do!!  Would they mind if I was less than fresh to be up close to also? Some say that's fine but it's not fine with me.

I could do with a Mary Poppins wand 😃

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #4349 on: 06 July 2024, 12:46:57 pm »
Just a niggly little annoyance but a client I've know 2 years and have had several ok bookings with will sometimes text asking can I see him in approx 15 mins time. This is despite me telling him repeatedly I can never do that.  When he does that he usually says "but just be as you are no need to dress up or anything" 🙄 I don't have my room and myself on permanent fragrant/tidy mode and while new unknown men try this way of booking this particular one knows without doubt I'll say no.
This drives me nuts too and the "no need to dress up "
They seem to think we are some kind of other worldly unicorn type beings who just waft around scrupulously clean and fragrant all day long, prepared for intimate contact at a few mins notice.
They never consider that the place may be a bit untidy, paperwork and junk mail that needs sorting, in the middle of doing the ironing, gardening or whatever like 'normal' people as when they've visited before it's tidy and we are made up and dressed sexily, they just have no idea how long it takes to 'stage' that  :FF
I had 2 the other day who were 10 mins away and thought that was suitable notice for a visit!
Like you Patricia, one of them I have known for years and has been told repeatedly that I don't work that way but still he tries it on! Total numpties