I had a fella old enough to be my grandfather say
"If I was with you I would fuck you every day, I'd never say no"
Dear reader, he was with me in the room right then and unable to get an erection, I was slurping on his flaccid cock as he said this...
Then more worryingly:
"I bet you were really young when your tits grew in"
"Bet you weren't legal when you first fucked a man, I know that wouldn't have stopped me"
Just truly grim.