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Fabulassie

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #405 on: 29 May 2015, 09:57:36 am »
I hate being asked very personal questions. I get asked how many children do I have and how old are they. I am often asked where they are. (Do they mean who has custody or where are they at that moment?) Sometimes I am asked if I am married or have a partner or where the children's father (or if there are multiple fathers) are.

Another wanted to know what my first sexual experience was and how old I was. For some reason, it annoyed me. Mine was a pretty typical adolescent fumble with an age-appropriate partner, but what if the real answer is "I was raped by my uncle when I was 7?"

WHO THE FUCK ASKS THESE SORTS OF IDIOTIC QUESTIONS?

I tend to pull them up on it. I'll tweak their noses and smile and say "nosy, aren't you?" And sometimes I will say, "That's a very personal question. I never ask my clients questions like that."

I should probably just smile and lie and act as if I'm thrilled they care so much about me as a human being.  ::)
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Secret-Whore

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #406 on: 29 May 2015, 11:09:34 am »
I was doing incalls at a hotel and a client turned up unexpectedly, so I didn't zip my ssuitcase shut in time. In the middle of the booking, he noticed a basque and proceeded to pull it out and try to rifle tthrough my suitcase! I just said 'Excuse me!' because I was shocked. He noticed his faux pas, and apologised profusely, but wtf?
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #407 on: 29 May 2015, 12:21:22 pm »
Quote from: Secret-Whore on 29 May 2015, 11:09:34 am
I was doing incalls at a hotel and a client turned up unexpectedly, so I didn't zip my ssuitcase shut in time. In the middle of the booking, he noticed a basque and proceeded to pull it out and try to rifle tthrough my suitcase! I just said 'Excuse me!' because I was shocked. He noticed his faux pas, and apologised profusely, but wtf?
Whaaaat? I'd be so furious!!!

They always, always (!!) ask for my real name. Maybe I'm that amazing with pretending their girlfriend lol. I just reply "it's fake" with sweet smile. Bloody boundary pushers.
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Secret-Whore

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #408 on: 31 May 2015, 08:15:16 pm »
Quote from: Carol on 29 May 2015, 12:21:22 pm
Quote from: Secret-Whore on 29 May 2015, 11:09:34 am
I was doing incalls at a hotel and a client turned up unexpectedly, so I didn't zip my ssuitcase shut in time. In the middle of the booking, he noticed a basque and proceeded to pull it out and try to rifle tthrough my suitcase! I just said 'Excuse me!' because I was shocked. He noticed his faux pas, and apologised profusely, but wtf?
Whaaaat? I'd be so furious!!!

They always, always (!!) ask for my real name. Maybe I'm that amazing with pretending their girlfriend lol. I just reply "it's fake" with sweet smile. Bloody boundary pushers.
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I stopped seeing a guy due to that. I saw him on my first day on AW and he made me feel so uncomfortable. He asked me for my real name and I gave him another fake one, then when he realised that I wouldn't tell him (it was obviously fake because it was an extended version of my AW one), he called me Miss Fake Name... He also kept texting me asking how I was and never booking as he was texting 'for a chat' and kept an eye on my profile and texted me about getting lots of feedback ('you're doing well, aren't you'). He also asked me for my personal mobile phone number. When he did eventually text me for a booking, I ignored it along with all the others.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #409 on: 02 June 2015, 02:28:20 pm »
When you kindly ask them to phone for more details but then still text. Not the time wasters but the ones who make a booking then text after. Another is when they try using me like have some magical powers like google maps. I should one time say hang on let me think the mapped out route. Many find me with the postcode.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #410 on: 03 June 2015, 12:26:21 pm »
Quote from: meetingdiversity on 02 June 2015, 02:28:20 pm
When you kindly ask them to phone for more details but then still text. Not the time wasters but the ones who make a booking then text after. Another is when they try using me like have some magical powers like google maps. I should one time say hang on let me think the mapped out route. Many find me with the postcode.
Just one more question
Can I phone now
Is it ok to phone now
Can I phone in 5 minutes
Sorry got held up
I'll phone you later

Just phone!!!
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cheesypeas

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #411 on: 03 June 2015, 12:38:20 pm »
Just gave the client the option of arriving 10 minutes early
so he could walk to the venue in good time.

I say 'call me 30 minutes before the appointment to confirm'.
He gets flustered as he can't work out the timing and seems to blame me.
(30 minutes is the same here as in any part of the world isn't it?  ???)

Then he cancels by text  as soon as I put the phone down.
Sometimes being horny cuts off blood to the brain so
every instruction is seen as an insult.
They really need to jerk off in the office loo before calling and calm down.lol :)



« Last Edit: 03 June 2015, 01:01:39 pm by cheesypeas »
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #412 on: 04 June 2015, 03:17:42 pm »
absolutely flooding the bathroom!Why?!

Had a dressing gown hanging on the back of the door and he popped it on...argh!
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #413 on: 04 June 2015, 03:21:28 pm »
Anything you leave in the bathroom they will
smear on their body or rub their asshole with  :D
« Last Edit: 04 June 2015, 03:26:04 pm by cheesypeas »
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #414 on: 04 June 2015, 04:58:11 pm »
After reading posts on the subject, it really annoys me how guys play with female workers emotions.

It affects our livelihood if we stop but they couldn't give two flying f***s about that.  :FF
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #415 on: 04 June 2015, 06:34:52 pm »
Quote from: cheesypeas on 04 June 2015, 03:21:28 pm
Anything you leave in the bathroom they will
smear on their body or rub their asshole with  :D

hahahahah! so true, so true   ::) :)
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Hunter S Thompson

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #416 on: 04 June 2015, 06:46:02 pm »
Quote from: fifilondon on 04 June 2015, 06:34:52 pm
Quote from: cheesypeas on 04 June 2015, 03:21:28 pm
Anything you leave in the bathroom they will
smear on their body or rub their asshole with  :D

hahahahah! so true, so true   ::) :)
I always chuck my hand towel in the laundry straight after any client has used my bathroom.

Also, when they have a glass of water and put it down between the coasters I have so carefully placed in my room to be used!
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DustedWithSugar

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #417 on: 04 June 2015, 07:04:43 pm »
It amazes me how grown up men don't know how to operate a shower. After booking I'm finding shower handle in weirdest combinations! Also floor looks like small lake.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #418 on: 04 June 2015, 07:45:29 pm »
Quote from: Carol on 04 June 2015, 07:04:43 pm
It amazes me how grown up men don't know how to operate a shower. After booking I'm finding shower handle in weirdest combinations! Also floor looks like small lake.

I always turned shower on for clients.  I just didnt. Trust them not to break it.  I always showed them button to turn off shower too, made life easier.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #419 on: 05 June 2015, 08:34:37 pm »
Insist they've 'just had a shower'. Really? Why do you absolutely pong then??
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