Love these American accent tales
I used to see a Scouse client who always had L.A porn playing when I arrived. Sure enough, when we got down to business the accent and the moves were pure yank!
On the fingering, it has taken me several years to realise I don't need to provide this as a matter of course - and I even tell long term regulars I no longer offer it. I had issues for a long time with it, knowing I had no idea where those fingers had been that day ( and if he was a smoker, were the chemical residues from his fingers transferring through my delicate tissue etc? Could it even induce cancerous changes
I sound like an OCD'er, but I am so not! I get mucky and muddy, stung, bitten, cut and bruised in my other outdoor life ( horses, dogs and sport ), but like someone else mentioned, I just had 'a thing' about fingers inside me.
I gave up receiving any anal play whatsoever for a similar reason - switching holes = cystitis to follow ( or worse, them rimming you followed by immediate DFK..Now THAT'S a kiss best avoided