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Ellie_e

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1050 on: 06 May 2011, 09:52:24 pm »
Quote from: Ana30 on 06 May 2011, 08:59:13 pm
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Me: 'how old is your daughter?'
Him: '....uh... well,...'
Me: 'sure, I'm cool with it, I'll just get the police there before the appointment because incest is illegal you sick f*ck!'


Sounds that's the reaction he wanted to get from you. Obviously the guy is into being humilliated (sniffing used panties etc..) and you pretty much gave him what he wanted which is a freebie sex phone domination. He must have loved it.

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naah I don't think so, he kept asking for domination on me and I hardly said a word the entire conversation!  He just wanted to toss off with someone on the other end of the phone  ::)
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Iman

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1051 on: 11 May 2011, 07:07:27 pm »
Is there something in the water in Bristol? There's a very strange man on AW wanting to be filmed drinking spunk from used condoms, and there's been 12 bids. WTF?
« Last Edit: 11 May 2011, 07:09:10 pm by Iman »
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sara1980

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1052 on: 11 May 2011, 09:22:09 pm »

' I can only see your free 1 on aw will you change them to free pics for Like 30seconds then put them back to private please hun x'  :o

My reply..... 'Of course! Would you like to call round now for a free two hour booking?'

Sweet Lord lol! Don't usually answer random texts but he's funny!

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Friday

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1053 on: 11 May 2011, 09:32:40 pm »
Dont you just hate that ones that start normal, you're fairly confidence its going ahead what could possibly go wrong?!?

Had a guy phone at the weekend and about a possible booking wednesday. Wednesday comes and he texts to see im still available, great that almost never happens lol So we exchange a a few texts over the morning, the usuall, whats the latest you work? how much is 2 hours? etc Then from out of no where:

"can you bring dom stuff"
"can you get me drugs"
"can we do watersports and caning seeing as its just our first meet?" (i dont do watersports!)

It was going so well, told him too bugger off after that!  ::)
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Sweet-Pleasure

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1054 on: 12 May 2011, 11:36:12 am »
The one that had me laughing for ages was when I was staying in a hotel to offer late night sessions.

Phone Rings

Me: Hello, Jessi speaking.
Him: Where are you?
Me: I'm in a hotel in Newcastle
Him: But where?
Me: Near the train station.
Him: I'm in the casino
Me: ...ok?
Him: Can I see you for half an hour? I've got ?40!
Me: My rate is ?50 for 30mins, but I do a 15min quickie for ?25, I'll be available in an hour and 15mins
Him: What? Can I not come now?
Me: *Well you could but that may put the guy who booked in advance off a little bit...*
Him: I think I'll leave it for now then, I'll text you!
Me: *Can't wait!*

* denotes sarcasm

Poor boy! It probably took all his nerve to call me after his "big win" at the casino lol!
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1055 on: 12 May 2011, 03:48:10 pm »
Browsing my junk mail I came across this little gem;

Hi I was wondering if I could show you a good time on my school field and how much it would cost please.

Would this be DURING  his school day I wonder or at hometime?  :-\
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Sweet-Pleasure

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1056 on: 13 May 2011, 05:21:43 pm »
I got a text today with just the word "sex"...

Not sure if I was supposed to think he's strong silent type and give him a free tumble, or faint from shock!

"Sex?!?! Moi? certainly not!"

lol men are silly

XxX
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River

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1057 on: 13 May 2011, 06:52:50 pm »
"Hi I saw your ad...." {interrupted}

Hi Michael.
You visited me last sept. and refused to pay, wanting a freebie
and asked me: "So, is it all about the money?"

"Thank you for giving you the opportunity, again, confirm that, yes it is all about the money
  and that my new phone has call-blocker,
  to which your sorry ass has just been added"   ;D
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River

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1058 on: 13 May 2011, 07:04:40 pm »
Text:
"See you soon?"
Not a lot to go on!  ::)
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Friday

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1059 on: 13 May 2011, 07:25:28 pm »
From ym free chat box.. I have so much sometimes lol

musicman1111: hy sexy were 3 bi guys with huge coks lover book u for long booking were all over 10 inches
IluvJem: uh huh
musicman1111: how long and wht u do for 6 grand with 3 ov us
IluvJem: I would buy myself a unicorn and go live on a island with talking turtles
musicman1111: u u p 4 it
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1060 on: 13 May 2011, 08:01:44 pm »
"I would buy myself a unicorn and go live on a island with talking turtles"

pmsl!!!!  ;D
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1061 on: 14 May 2011, 01:43:57 pm »
Just had a guy asking for an out call to a hotel from 9pm tonight, alls going well until

Him: or you could stay the night?
Me: sure thats no problem, it's ?600 for an overnight so you're actually getting a better rate
Him: wait a second, I wasn't going to pay you for the rest of the night, just the first hour! I was offering you a bed for the night!
Me: what makes you think I don't have a bed for the night?
Him: well... because... you know *stutter* *mumble*
Me: you know I'm local, so I don't have miles to travel, so you think I'm going to fall all over myself to spend the night in the luxury of a Premier Inn?

Funnily enough we've agreed not to see each other...

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Iman

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1062 on: 14 May 2011, 02:03:30 pm »
Received about half an hour ago on AW

"Hi Amber is there a contact number to call to make a booking?
Thanks
Andy"

Amber? Who she?
 
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River

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1063 on: 14 May 2011, 04:34:33 pm »
My standard text to a missed call:

"Hi,  I missed your call
Please phone me when you can"

--"Are you Paris?"

"Learn to read, dumb-ass"

--"Harsh"

"Yes but cuttingly true"


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Dionne

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #1064 on: 14 May 2011, 06:11:55 pm »
Email received this morning "hi there, I've seen your website and would to come and see you. Where abouts are you based and how much do you charge?"
Are you freeking kidding me??????
I only do outcalls ( which is stated on my website - with the text enlarged, underlined and embolden) and my rates are on my website!!
My reply " did you read my website??? All the information your requested is on there!"
* rolls eyes*
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