What I don't understand is why people go to so much trouble setting up a site and stuff and for what?! If it is to 'scam' people they need to do better than that site and pics ....

Well, to be honest, a lot of people fall for scams all over the Internet, even if they might seem obvious to the trained eye!

And I'm pretty sure setting up an escort directory costs only a few hundred quid and can (if it's successful) pull in an income of thousands per month or more, hence all those spammy emails we get all the time asking us to register for our free listing and then pay ?100+ for a Top Listing or whatever; it doesn't matter to them if your site gets zero hits from theirs cos they've already got the cash and there's nothing anyone can do about it without a costly legal battle that nobody can afford, especially if they've just been ripped off.

These sorts of "agency" websites are even worse - I think the business model involves setting up a site, like a trap, and just waiting til an unfortunately naive newbie falls right into it. They might take said newbie's money upfront (promising them tons of bookings, a la the straight male escorting scammers) or if they are evil enough, they might try to whore her out directly, sending her on bookings (I know at least one story of a woman sent to service the "agency" owners' friends and then obviously not being paid; the whole fake agency was set up to get the bunch of cretins laid and I think the woman was pretty traumatised from the abuse of her trust and of her body) without any security checks or safety procedures whatsoever.

Ugh. Don't get me started on my scammer rants. I hate them all with a passion. Especially as sex workers tend to be an industrious bunch who just want to earn their own living and (ideally) pay their taxes and be good people without bothering anyone else; the fact that we're a large target market for lazy, stupid and evil con-people makes me sick!

I dont really believe this guys is a "scammer" just an idiot! lol 

Just had a booking by phone for an hour, then  he text me  asking to pay for only 30 mins  as it's a bank hoilday and he is a bit skint,  but still wanted the hour as he does not like to rush

Ignore list just got longer

Lol these are making me smile  What is it with these men?

I saw a guy a couple of weeks ago, now as I specialise in the fetish/BDSM scene I expect to meet a few weirdos, but this guy was something special....

He booked me for an hour but when he arrived said he could only stay for half of the session (he did however pay for the full hour) during his booking he pretended/role played that we were in a swinging club and that there were other men in the room. He even went as far as talking to all these imaginary individuals. He then had me on a lead hooked it on a door handle then thanked the door for looking after his puppy dog!!! I have no clue how I didnt laugh. He had a great time, left me fantastic feedback and seen me again since.

Anyway back to "how not to book an escort"...... He calls me last week asking if i fancied a group session with him and a couple of friends, I said okay knowing that these types of booking generally never happen unless I have organised a filmed session. The guy asks how much so I say I'll charge them each my normal rate for 1 hour which is ?150 but let them have 2 hours so they are effectively saving ?100 each. He flipped, he wanted to split the ?150 between him and four mates inclusive of all services, Anal, bondage, spanking etc and when I told him to go and find someone who was willing to do everything for ?30 each he told me he could get a model for the prices I charged!!! and apparently i'm not that good looking to be worth that amount of money....

Needless to say he is now blocked!!!!

Haaaaahaaaahaaa!!!! Obvious copy and paste job, but someone sounds like a fantasist with a little bit too much time on his hands!

Asphyxiation by 'face-sitting' is a very common fantasy for men. And LOL about the hygiene part! Yes, no problem, I'll smother you with my crotch which is potentially dangerous but I'll keep my clothes on so you don't catch anything.

I hope he realises there are more germs in your mouth then there are in your bum!

my favourite phone call for today:

'hello I'd like to book a session with you, it's something I've done before. I want to be fed live insects.....oh but I will provide the insects.'

I got a great one today...I knew it was bull from the start but wanted to amuse myself...

the guy goes on about how he wants to bring his wife, what he wants to do to me, etc. etc.  I just say 'yeah', 'yeah...sure, sure'

Starts getting more ridiculous, like him asking me if I can wear tights and can they can rip them off...oh and can I wear my panties for 2 days before the appointment?

Then he comes out with 'oh, also I have a daughter, can I bring her too?'

Me: 'how old is your daughter?'
Him: '....uh... well,...'
Me: 'sure, I'm cool with it, I'll just get the police there before the appointment because incest is illegal you sick f*ck!'