What really annoys me is making a booking and not showing up, or sending messages in the middle of the night when in my profile I specify that I only work during the day!

I don't go to trucks or cars but I had someone call me the other day wanting an outcall to his truck. He said it's nice and quiet with no one around!! Two ways of looking at that, and no thanks.

I receive the same, not my style at all.

So many and so little time, but this one really had me thinking, is he talking to me?

At 10pm Friday I get a Hey message from someone I've previously spoken to but not seen (my work phone gets switched off at 7pm as he well knows as I've mentioned it before)

Me: Why are you messaging me at gone 10pm. My working hours are on my profile
Him: Sorry, I am sure was a mistake
Him: I love you too

Saturday at 9pm
Him: So?
Him: You not?
Him: Sorry for too late message, I think was a mistake
Him: More than that I have some problem with the phone Doesn't work properly

Sunday
Me: Please only text me if you want a booking
Him at 7.30pm: I promose to booking you of you are happy
Him: But just let me know
Then at gone 8.30pm
Him: If you are able now
Him: Just inform me
Him: Please
Me: My phone is off when I'm not working. My working hours are, again, 10am to 7pm
Him at 8.45pm: Ok
Him: Up to you theb
Him: Happy new year by th way

Yesterday at 10.21pm
Him: So?

Me today, annoyed: Stop contacting me unless you want a booking! Contact me again out of hours and you'll be blocked

I mean how many times does one person need to be told?

Text . Are you up till late tonight?
 followed by a ?
Not sure what idiotic thinking these clowns have !
They also take a little while to realise they have been blocked

Him- beeb messaging me all week 'Can I book before 9am?'

Me- 'Yes sure, I'll just need a small deposit because its so early' (there's no way I'm putting my make/ lingerie on at 7am for him to no show)

Him- no answer

Why?!?!

Him: do you do overnights?
Me: yes.
Him: great. I’m a sub and I have a fantasy.
Me: go on (braces myself)
Him: I want to dress up in full latex and have you use me all night long.

  deluded.  You couldn’t triple my fee and tempt me into this backbreaking, soul destroying nightmare.

Ha ha as soon as they say "use me" you know that is going to be damn hard work but these pathetic individuals seem to think, or hope! that it's what we are gagging for.
Like you, they couldn't pay me enough.

Exactly! Absolutely on another planet. I mean, I’m a good actress but I ain’t that good!