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amy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15615 on: 08 March 2024, 12:14:16 pm »
There has never been, nor will there ever be, a reason to send that particular combination of words to someone who has not expressly consented to hearing scatalogical fantasies  :-X

Indeed, especially when you can't even spell 'diarrhoea' and copypasted your message from some US scat site

It's nowhere near as grim, but I've binned texts left, right and centre this week because nobody can get a three letter word that's in large letters on all my ads right. I've had 'babe', 'hun', 'darling', 'beautiful' and those that don't bother at all - is 'A-M-Y' such a difficult sequence of letters?

See also 'Hey' instead of Hi or Hello. Fuck off.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15616 on: 11 March 2024, 07:57:47 pm »
Some gems today;
"Can we arrange a messy sploshing session this week?"  :FF
"Do you have meaty labia that I can suck?"  :FF
"Can I ask if your feet are ticklish?"  :FF

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15617 on: 09 April 2024, 05:55:16 pm »
Sugar Daddy alert!

Text today.

Him: Hey are you looking for or wanting a sugardaddy? You will have all your general costs, bills and debts covered aswell as luxury holidays and generous amounts of shopping funds. This is just for online companionship! The finances are well into the thousands and this can be long term or short term. If you are interested please let me know and we can discuss further.

Me: definitely. Tell me more etc.

Him:

I’ll explain how it works.

Chances like this are few and far between but this is a massive opportunity and one that should be considered. Right now finances are tough for most people due to inflation and prices and costs rising which then makes it difficult to have the right financial balance. Not only that but jobs are not paying  enough for what people deserve. Something like this gives you financial freedom to not have to think about rising costs or inflation because financially you will be in the best position. I will tell you briefly about myself and why i want this aswell. I live and work in dubai and i do stock trading and property management. I was never blessed with wealth but i worked hard for what i have and i got rewarded. My success came very quick and therefore i saw the real and fake people within my circle and unfortunately there was more fake than real which then lead me to feeling lonely so something like this fills that void for me. Im not here to waste your time or mine and i want quick progression with this as im sure you do aswell. Something like this will make sure you have all bills, debts paid aswell as holidays and general shopping aswell and also have someone who will care for you and look out for you in every way possible. All this just for sexting, pics, videos and personal attention and the finances are huge and requires minimum effort for you.  There is also so much flexibility with this as you can do this short term or long term. Im not here to mess you around and im sure aslong as were on the same page that this can be a success. I will try my best to make you happy emotionally and financially . This is a golden opportunity and i describe it as almost winning the lottery because the impact something like this can have is massive in a positive way. Ive been rich and ive been poor and i can 100% say money does buy happiness. I will make sure your every financial need is covered whether thats food, clothes, bills etc it will all be covered and more. Money will not be a struggle and will now be an asset to you. If you are wanting this oppportunity then please come on telegram messenger and send me your username and well continue on there

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15618 on: 12 April 2024, 07:46:54 pm »
Too right, timewasters, they just want a chat in my experience

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15619 on: 17 April 2024, 08:37:51 am »
Text message this week
Hi babe I've seen you before  ::) can you do your 30 min rate to 60
To which I replied no but there are plenty of other ladies you can contact who may charge that rate instead
To which he replied
So you won't do it for 60  :FF
Blocked

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15620 on: 18 April 2024, 06:54:03 am »
Hi what fantastic photos. Would love to see you as regularly. So please send me postcode or number though I’m sure it’ll appear when you’re working. Hope you like this poetic gesture.

AS WE WAKE (in my dream)

I Turn and feel joy as never before in
You are with me. With your perfect body

And your beautiful face I am found.
I spend the day loving you. You rise

And walk with me in you. As you bend
To dress I am in you and I explode

And explore you sweet south. But then
I draw you back and start once more

On you. I want to look up at your face
While I lick your Tits, suck and bite them

I want you to look up at me as bestride you
I rest my cock on your mouth.

Your eyes widen. You laugh softly and suck.
You are covered with the ink of the penis.

In the pale morning light it’s like cloud.
I would do whatever you wanted to please

And bring you pleasure. You are the
Treasure I am desperate to find.

Have no doubt.

I have no doubt he's not going to be a regular  !:D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15621 on: 18 April 2024, 11:12:46 am »
FF

How could you possibly resist?

😂

amy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15622 on: 18 April 2024, 11:26:11 am »
Jesus fucking wept 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤣

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15623 on: 18 April 2024, 11:36:25 am »
FF

How could you possibly resist?

😂
Can I send him your way !

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15624 on: 18 April 2024, 11:51:32 am »
Can I send him your way !

Oh yes but I need to get the lady razor to work on my "sweet south" before you send him. 😛

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15625 on: 18 April 2024, 09:42:53 pm »
Asking about a booking and they said they'll call you back to confirm

Don't ask me if I'm available if you aren't sure that you are!!
The only thing they are sure about is getting off whilst wasting your time !

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15626 on: 18 April 2024, 09:46:07 pm »
Oh yes but I need to get the lady razor to work on my "sweet south" before you send him. 😛
Careful your not covered with the ink of the penis 😂

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15627 on: 18 April 2024, 10:41:52 pm »
To dress I am in you and I explode

And explore you sweet south.

When he explodes I hope he expects to be covered before he explores south.

Can you imagine cum being like ink ? It would cost a fortune to clean up and I’m not too sure what my dentist would say 😹

amy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15628 on: 18 April 2024, 10:46:03 pm »
Something is going on with him and the letter T. He's pointlessly capitalised the words 'turn', 'tits' and 'treasure' for no reason at all 🤔

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #15629 on: 19 April 2024, 07:27:14 am »
Something is going on with him and the letter T. He's pointlessly capitalised the words 'turn', 'tits' and 'treasure' for no reason at all 🤔

Is that because he's a Twat 🤔