This is so stupid of me but I always thought BBW was big/beautiful black woman, and recently got a email about me being a BBW and was so very confused. (I’m pale as Casper)
Googled and realised of course big beautiful woman is apparently the more common use, and yet still.., I’m also a size 10-12 so 🤷🏻‍♀️ Weirdos about.

Just what they like about my profile and what kind of experience they are looking for. Simple questions but I find out where they are coming from and whether they read my profile and if I like them. I pick up a fair bit off them. I've been using them since I started a few years ago now and they work for me.

Clients being too cagey and paranoid for their own good.

Well spoken, rings and calls me by the wrong name which means he's already confused, or got wrong number but I roll with it. I ask where he saw my number and he says 'a note'. (FROM ME: What the actual...??)
What note?
'The note on the web'.
'Oh I sent you a note did I?'
'No'
'What do you mean a note?'

He responds with words that mean everything except 'website' eg 'messege','item'.

Then asks where I am, I tell him to read the 'note' .
Gets huffy and puts phone down.
Then calls me in 10 seconds and says, 'Ahhh aha! (twirls moustache) I see you're NOT independent!! your the call center for other people!     ''
And puts the phone down again.


-Perhaps if he says the forbidden word- 'website' he will be struck down by bolts of lightening/incriminate himself or transformed into a green hobgoblin, who knows...
-He fancies himself as the Sherlock Holmes of the punting world.