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GucciGang

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14865 on: 14 December 2021, 04:02:42 pm »
Client text me today and said “I want half hour and I want you to come and pick me up”

Followed by ????????

Is it a go or no ????

Oh my word I thought we are now  deliveroo or Uber.

thickthighs

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14866 on: 14 December 2021, 04:36:29 pm »
Client text me today and said “I want half hour and I want you to come and pick me up”

Followed by ????????

Is it a go or no ????

Oh my word I thought we are now  deliveroo or Uber.

Just the word want winds me up

Milf-G

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14867 on: 14 December 2021, 11:04:56 pm »
Client text me today and said “I want half hour and I want you to come and pick me up”

Followed by ????????

Is it a go or no ????

Oh my word I thought we are now  deliveroo or Uber.

Uber escorts, niche market surely. I had one wanting me to pick him up too. Jog on matey.

Femme fatale

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14868 on: 15 December 2021, 09:17:36 am »
What ever next !
Uber escort eats !!

CelesteManchester

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14869 on: 15 December 2021, 09:22:28 pm »
Up next: HOES ON SKATES!!!!🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

I had 1 do this in Raleigh North Carolina; he didn’t have a card to do Uber/Lyft, no extra $$ for a cab🚕 & the metro bus🚎would’ve pushed him into my next session. So his answer is for me to, “swing by & pick him up.” I amusedly asked him why he thought I might have my OWN car, since I didn’t LIVE in Raleigh & he knew that? Naturally he’d assumed I’d rented 1; no. Then asks me to Uber him to me ~ but he can’t pay for it🤦🏼‍♀️.

I gave up after that & stopped answering his texts. I DO remember at no time was he ugly or rude or mean or anything.

Very weird.
An American on a British site, still learning the slang😉

Mirror

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14870 on: 16 December 2021, 06:16:06 am »
Yes been asked to pick clients up some do do this I hear but not me not on a time or insurance invalidating basis. Plus my car is my personal space, I'm quite funny about it with friends and family!

One punter directing me into a very rural location just jumped in, also had that arriving at a lodge park. I often have a bag on the passenger seat.  ::). I use the door locks more and more, especially after a man tried to get in my car as I parked after getting back from a booking thinking I was a taxi. He was drunk, it was really scary (luckily locks on so he couldn't but he was pulling at the door handle). My car looks nothing like a taxi  ::) :FF :D

Ten minutes after I thought "I was more at risk then than in a booking with a punter"! (meant in the best way).

Sheesh.

« Last Edit: 16 December 2021, 06:18:22 am by Mirror »

saltysweet

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14871 on: 17 December 2021, 12:00:15 am »
I do so love the gentlemanly approach.

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Hello ******!

I want to spit in your gaping arse!

But also, how much extra do you charge for filthy play including slapping, spitting, anal, rimming. Is there a price package you would do for 2 hours?

I also see you enjoy white parties. Id love to see a line vanish up the shaft of my cock.

Thanks, sorry if too forward!

x

Milf-G

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14872 on: 17 December 2021, 08:40:12 am »
I do so love the gentlemanly approach.

Omfg! Um, does he not realise is cock is not an elephants trunk?? Such a charmer also!

saltysweet

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14873 on: 17 December 2021, 09:29:27 am »
 ;D MG!

fallen angel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14874 on: 19 December 2021, 05:45:59 pm »
Omfg! Um, does he not realise is cock is not an elephants trunk?? Such a charmer also!

They do love to impress us don't they  ;D
In a similar vein, I had this one.

" I want to book a meet. I'm black, 6ft6, very muscular and I have a 10 inch dick that is pretty thick, would this be a problem for you? x

EvelynWho

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14875 on: 19 December 2021, 05:46:52 pm »
They do love to impress us don't they  ;D
In a similar vein, I had this one.

" I want to book a meet. I'm black, 6ft6, very muscular and I have a 10 inch dick that is pretty thick, would this be a problem for you? x

I got his message as well. Good old copy and paste haha

fallen angel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14876 on: 19 December 2021, 05:51:24 pm »
I got his message as well. Good old copy and paste haha

Haha yes. I had to decline as I explained that I don't see guys over 6ft 4 because I was sick of having to replace the lampshades  ;D

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14877 on: 19 December 2021, 08:59:34 pm »
Haha yes. I had to decline as I explained that I don't see guys over 6ft 4 because I was sick of having to replace the lampshades  ;D

 ;D FA

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14878 on: 20 December 2021, 12:59:26 am »

Thank's Milf-gloss. I'm glad to know it's not just me that get's paranoid if you can call it that.

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[I use the door locks more and more, especially after a man tried to get in my car as I parked after getting back from a booking thinking I was a taxi. He was drunk, it was really scary (luckily locks on so he couldn't but he was pulling at the door handle). My car looks nothing like a taxi  ::) :FF :D

Hands up! I did this Mirror and was absolutely mortified! I was stressed out, my taxi was late and without thinking, I opened a random guys car and climbed into the back. The guy just turned around and stared at me and, I was thinking " what's his problem"?   he just stared at me with complete shock, and then it twigged...I was like " this isn't a taxi is it"? and he was like " nope".......so fucking emabarressed................I was stressed, that's my excuse!

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14879 on: 21 December 2021, 05:43:34 pm »
Hi hun, where are you located

Hi, I am based in XYZ.. 

What are your service hun and price

 :FF :FF