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nachos

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14835 on: 08 December 2021, 12:24:40 am »
Him              Do you have a postcode?
Me               No. I live in a castle on top of a mountain

Another Him  Postcode?
Me                Yes I have one
Him               Can I have it?
Me                 No it is mine

Another Him   Postcode. What is it?
Me                 Some letters and numbers which indicate where one may reside             

Hahaha this cracked me up so much! 😂😂
If you want something you've never had
You must be willing to do something you've never done.

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14836 on: 08 December 2021, 07:38:19 pm »
Refused a guy for failing to call (constant texter). He said 'your loss, plenty of other hoars who want his money' then texted 'whores sorry'. Pissed myself laughing at the passive aggressive apology.
Lol!
;D

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14837 on: 08 December 2021, 07:39:20 pm »
Him              Do you have a postcode?
Me               No. I live in a castle on top of a mountain

Another Him  Postcode?
Me                Yes I have one
Him               Can I have it?
Me                No it is mine

Another Him   Postcode. What is it?
Me                Some letters and numbers which indicate where one may reside             
Haha!  ;D

PinkR2021

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14838 on: 09 December 2021, 03:33:02 pm »
It's probably all fake feedback  ::)

Had one this morning who said he'd got my number from AW. I've not displayed my number there for over a year  ::) Asking too many questions anyway. Just go and read my bloody profile for ffs  ::)

If they asks bunch of questions, it really puts me off. They must have gotten the number from somewhere which likely includes a list of services. 

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14839 on: 09 December 2021, 05:10:53 pm »
Them : "R u really pregnant babes?"
Me: "Well I say it in my profile on tje first line, 22 weeks and there are pictures so... What do you think?"

Also:
"do you need a baby daddy?"

Or

"Can i be the dad. Of your next one?"

Milf-G

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14840 on: 11 December 2021, 03:07:35 am »
Him - What service do you offer
Me - advert refers to that
Him - when are you available
Me - phone for appointments as per advert
Him - you do sex yeah
Me - advert refers to that
Him - you an escort
Me - advert refers to that
Him - ok thanks

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14841 on: 11 December 2021, 08:48:10 am »
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Refused a guy for failing to call (constant texter). He said 'your loss, plenty of other hoars who want his money' then texted 'whores sorry'. Pissed myself laughing at the passive aggressive apology.

Love that he's fine dishing out misogynistic abuse but draws the line at bad spelling  ;D

Femme fatale

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14842 on: 12 December 2021, 03:21:53 am »
Love that he's fine dishing out misogynistic abuse but draws the line at bad spelling  ;D
Lol hes even bothered about spelling..that's the least of his worries !

Milf-G

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14843 on: 12 December 2021, 09:05:35 am »
Love that he's fine dishing out misogynistic abuse but draws the line at bad spelling  ;D

Exactly lol, still giggle about that one

Milf-G

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14844 on: 12 December 2021, 07:44:16 pm »
Latest this evening;

Him Send ur address
Me As if, dickhead

Femme fatale

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14845 on: 12 December 2021, 09:15:09 pm »
Latest this evening;

Him Send ur address
Me As if, dickhead
I used to hate those texts too.
They could get a postcode for the local   kfc !

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14846 on: 12 December 2021, 09:22:03 pm »
Love that he's fine dishing out misogynistic abuse but draws the line at bad spelling  ;D
Haha!  ;D

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14847 on: 12 December 2021, 09:23:00 pm »
Latest this evening;

Him Send ur address
Me As if, dickhead
Haha!  ;D

Milf-G

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14848 on: 12 December 2021, 09:41:32 pm »
Had a text last night at midnight (was fast asleep by 10pm)
'I'm about 5 miles away, where exactly am I heading to?'
Fucking dickhead. Think I'm getting burnt out. Every. Single. Enquiry. Pisses. Me. Off.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14849 on: 12 December 2021, 10:45:10 pm »
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Think I'm getting burnt out. Every. Single. Enquiry. Pisses. Me. Off.
lol

Tonight I got really creeped out by this phone call. Maybe it's paranoia?

 ( I only advertise on two platforms )

Me " Where did you see my number"?

Him " dont know but you were top of the search results"
Me " What service were you looking for"?
Him " I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me that"?
Me " I offer BDSM services" ...
Him " Oh, I'm not into that"   :FF  ( All my marketing is about BDSM ) So I'm thinking how the fuck did you get my number?
Me " Ok, so what were you after"?
Him " Not sure can you tell me all the services you offer"  :FF

Me " Ok, if your not into BDSM, what about GFE "
Him " What's GFE"?
Me " The girlfriend experience"
Him " What services does that involve"?

This goes on and on. Eventually I say " As this is an outcall, for security, I'm going to need your landline number"
Him " I dont have one"
Did'nt even ask me how much my hourly rate was, just wanted me to get there. .............

Does anyone else get creeped out by people who just have there number. No idea where they saw your advert. What's the point of spending hours creating content for platforms such as AW when as EveEveEve on Saafe pointed out, no one bloody reads the information ( not even the hourly rates ).