Author Topic: How not to book an escort,world championships! (Read 2599598 times)

Milf-G · « **Reply #14850 on:** 12 December 2021, 11:05:13 pm »

I used to get really paranoid Marcie, prior to advertising my number, so if I got a 'are you available' message I got anxious it was a previously blocked stalker. Usually it was them using 2 phones.... getting a lot of 'what are your rates' type phonecalls. I end and block straight away because they're too thick for me. Got a phone call tonight which just went 'how much' when I answered. Not even a hello.

saltysweet · « **Reply #14851 on:** 13 December 2021, 12:20:09 am »

Again no please or thank you and will say 'yes' to cut to the chase and get the booking bagged.

Random-When's your next appointment?
Me- 1 minute (He's already told me where he is so I know he can't possibly make it in 60 seconds)
Random- Fine!
Me- You'll be over in one minute then?
Random- Yes!
Me- Fine I'm in xyz
Random- I'll have to check the travel times from where I am
Me-But you said you'll be her in one minute

He hangs up then seconds later texts -Fuck off

Zero sense of humour, no ability to negotiate, angry and horny at the same time...who wouldn't want to spend an hour alone with this charming man?

Femme fatale · « **Reply #14852 on:** 13 December 2021, 08:32:18 am »

Quote from: saltysweet on 13 December 2021, 12:20:09 am

Again no please or thank you and will say 'yes' to cut to the chase and get the booking bagged.

Random-When's your next appointment?
Me- 1 minute (He's already told me where he is so I know he can't possibly make it in 60 seconds)
Random- Fine!
Me- You'll be over in one minute then?
Random- Yes!
Me- Fine I'm in xyz
Random- I'll have to check the travel times from where I am
Me-But you said you'll be her in one minute

He hangs up then seconds later texts -Fuck off

Zero sense of humour, no ability to negotiate, angry and horny at the same time...who wouldn't want to spend an hour alone with this charming man?

Idiots often get upset quite quickly lol

HiddenTalents02 · « **Reply #14853 on:** 13 December 2021, 10:22:13 am »

Asked to meet and just wank in front of me for a generous £20.

saltysweet · « **Reply #14854 on:** 13 December 2021, 11:33:56 am »

Quote from: Kiss on 13 December 2021, 08:32:18 am

Idiots often get upset quite quickly lol

So true Kiss

...their impatient inner cretin takes over the booking

Milf-G · « **Reply #14855 on:** 13 December 2021, 03:45:50 pm »

This will make you laugh
Him (first ever text to me) - I want to go there today after 5pm if you want for an hour
Me - go where? If I want?? What planet are you on exactly???
Him - we go where you want you have time to meet today after 5pm pleas
Me - this is not how you book an escort
Him - I try to make an appointment but I don't think I will succeed
Me - clever boy
Him - I don't know if I did the right thing with the book
I want you to look gorgeous I want you to be long in the pussy I like mature
Me - what a shame, I shaved pussy this morning
Him - I like it and laughed tell me you want to see us today and I will be your client
Me - us? Is there more than one of you or do you have multiple personalities?
Him - you make me laugh if you want to see us waiting for your answer I kiss you in the pussy
Me - is there more than one of you?
Him - I don't understand what you mean
Me - you said 'us' this is a pronoun used by a person to speak about himself and one or more other people.
Him - you are very difficult you don't understand that I want to fuck you to soothe your pussy day yes or no
Him - I finish work after 5pm
Him - ?
Me - what a shame I'm fully booked after 5
Him - crying emoji.

Hilarious

blackcherry · « **Reply #14856 on:** 13 December 2021, 04:04:37 pm »

Quote from: Milf-glos on 13 December 2021, 03:45:50 pm

This will make you laugh
Him (first ever text to me) - I want to go there today after 5pm if you want for an hour
Me - go where? If I want?? What planet are you on exactly???
Him - we go where you want you have time to meet today after 5pm pleas
Me - this is not how you book an escort
Him - I try to make an appointment but I don't think I will succeed
Me - clever boy
Him - I don't know if I did the right thing with the book
I want you to look gorgeous I want you to be long in the pussy I like mature
Me - what a shame, I shaved pussy this morning
Him - I like it and laughed tell me you want to see us today and I will be your client
Me - us? Is there more than one of you or do you have multiple personalities?
Him - you make me laugh if you want to see us waiting for your answer I kiss you in the pussy
Me - is there more than one of you?
Him - I don't understand what you mean
Me - you said 'us' this is a pronoun used by a person to speak about himself and one or more other people.
Him - you are very difficult you don't understand that I want to fuck you to soothe your pussy day yes or no
Him - I finish work after 5pm
Him - ?
Me - what a shame I'm fully booked after 5
Him - crying emoji.

Hilarious

Jesus wept

Milf-G · « **Reply #14857 on:** 13 December 2021, 04:33:30 pm »

Quote from: HiddenTalents02 on 13 December 2021, 10:22:13 am

Asked to meet and just wank in front of me for a generous £20.

I mean, why wouldn't you

Milf-G · « **Reply #14858 on:** 13 December 2021, 06:09:55 pm »

Quote from: saltysweet on 13 December 2021, 12:20:09 am

Zero sense of humour, no ability to negotiate, angry and horny at the same time...who wouldn't want to spend an hour alone with this charming man?

Quite the dream!

Braziliana · « **Reply #14859 on:** 13 December 2021, 06:12:13 pm »

Quote from: saltysweet on 13 December 2021, 12:20:09 am

...Zero sense of humour, no ability to negotiate, angry and horny at the same time...who wouldn't want to spend an hour alone with this charming man?

Haha!

Braziliana · « **Reply #14860 on:** 13 December 2021, 06:13:02 pm »

Quote from: Kiss on 13 December 2021, 08:32:18 am

Idiots often get upset quite quickly lol

💯

Braziliana · « **Reply #14861 on:** 13 December 2021, 06:13:25 pm »

Quote from: HiddenTalents02 on 13 December 2021, 10:22:13 am

Asked to meet and just wank in front of me for a generous £20.

Haha, lol

Milf-G · « **Reply #14862 on:** 13 December 2021, 06:13:51 pm »

Phone call today (sounded an old man)
Him - You profile says you don't do anal.
Me - yes that's right
Him - so you won't do anal with me?
Me - I think that's pretty clear, don't you?
Him - oh, alright.

Gave me the eww!

Braziliana · « **Reply #14863 on:** 13 December 2021, 06:14:15 pm »

Quote from: Milf-glos on 13 December 2021, 04:33:30 pm

I mean, why wouldn't you

Haha!

Femme fatale · « **Reply #14864 on:** 14 December 2021, 09:52:15 am »

Quote from: Milf-glos on 13 December 2021, 06:13:51 pm

Phone call today (sounded an old man)
Him - You profile says you don't do anal.
Me - yes that's right
Him - so you won't do anal with me?
Me - I think that's pretty clear, don't you?
Him - oh, alright.

Gave me the eww!

Guess no ones turned him down before for something .

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