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Lushblossom

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14745 on: 08 November 2021, 09:43:42 am »
When they text you enquiring 'Are you open?'.

FFS!
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Milkymoo26

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14746 on: 08 November 2021, 12:17:00 pm »
Ugh the below one irks me. I usually can't help myself and say no but your mom is. And block them haha.

Or

How much :FF
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fallen angel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14747 on: 08 November 2021, 01:07:53 pm »
Quote from: Lushblossom on 08 November 2021, 09:43:42 am
When they text you enquiring 'Are you open?'.

FFS!

Haha I got that one too ... Like we are a highstreet store!?
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fallen angel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14748 on: 08 November 2021, 01:13:21 pm »
Quote from: Hannaah on 07 November 2021, 03:51:19 pm
This winds me up so much. I have one reg who is so easy in the actual booking and that's the only reason I haven't binned him. He is so frustrating during the booking process as he asks a question per text instead of sending it all in one and sometimes asks the same thing several times when I have already answered. I've now started waiting until he has sent several questions and then replying to all of his questions in one text back. He still sends a few more but it has narrowed it down considerably.  :FF

I had one like this too, in the end I had to bin him for my own sanity.
To add insult to injury, very often after going through all that he would then cancel.
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mimi_

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14749 on: 08 November 2021, 08:05:31 pm »
Oh the separate texts for everything winds me up too, soooo much! Particularly as I use the shittest 'graft' phone available and I have to manually delete texts to save space. I have a love/hate relationship with my cheap nokia but this behaviour makes my ears steam! BASTARDS!!!  ;D

The "You workin?" - which is common in Liverpool - always gets the same reply from me...

"Did you mean hello?!"

9 times out of 10 I get a very quick apology and a proper text but it used to wind me up no end! Maybe I'm finally maturing  ;D
« Last Edit: 09 November 2021, 02:45:07 pm by mimi_ »
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Femme fatale

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14750 on: 09 November 2021, 06:30:52 pm »
Quote from: fallen angel on 08 November 2021, 01:07:53 pm
Haha I got that one too ... Like we are a highstreet store!?
That always pissed me off..
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Snow Whitest

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14751 on: 09 November 2021, 07:03:46 pm »
I miss the old days when someone would say hello how are you? I was hoping for an hour at this time, is that possible? Where did all the decent human beings go?
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Femme fatale

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14752 on: 12 November 2021, 06:17:46 pm »
I've started  replying to the most stupid emails recently with
Why did you email me ?
It's a shame I cant make a fortune from all the dumb emails I receive

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Jadine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14753 on: 12 November 2021, 06:45:41 pm »
Kiss
I thought it was only me
Just like you I get the same every week and it pisses me off how many idiots I get stupid messages and how I could be loaded with money  the emails of interest but always the wrong people constantly.
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amy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14754 on: 12 November 2021, 06:56:30 pm »
Solid gold text today:

'Have I got the right number?'

That was it. How the fuck would I know  ???
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Miffy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14755 on: 12 November 2021, 07:42:03 pm »
^^I rarely lol, but this made me do exactly that! ;D
« Last Edit: 12 November 2021, 07:50:50 pm by Miffy »
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Femme fatale

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14756 on: 12 November 2021, 08:40:03 pm »
Quote from: Jadine on 12 November 2021, 06:45:41 pm
Kiss
I thought it was only me
Just like you I get the same every week and it pisses me off how many idiots I get stupid messages and how I could be loaded with money  the emails of interest but always the wrong people constantly.
Hey if they had to pay for the emails they sent many wouldnt .
Their stupid crap wouldnt come our way
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Gypsy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14757 on: 12 November 2021, 11:32:21 pm »
Quote from: amy on 12 November 2021, 06:56:30 pm
Solid gold text today:

'Have I got the right number?'

That was it. How the fuck would I know  ???

That's hilarious!
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mimi_

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14758 on: 14 November 2021, 03:10:42 pm »
Quote from: amy on 12 November 2021, 06:56:30 pm
Solid gold text today:

'Have I got the right number?'
That was it. How the fuck would I know  ???

Yes, it's the GUM clinic...
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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14759 on: 14 November 2021, 08:12:26 pm »
“I wanna cum in that pussy”

Such a way with words

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