They seem to think we want to read that sort of message to get them booked!

I've had this one as well, I'm a touring escort so 'there' as a location just made me laugh 

I absolutely can't stand it when people refer to sex as 'fun', no doubt this word gets used in other contexts as well like tinder and so on, but I just can't fucking stand it. People who use it are always insufferable too. Maybe they say it because deep down they know that having sex with  them is a soul destroying and horrible experience so they think they have to make it sound better so you will agree to doing it. Yuck

I had 1 refer to it as “irresistible” the other day🤦🏼‍♀️. I was asking what time frame he’d like, 60 or 90 minutes, & he said 60 but with the option of extending to 90 “if we found each other irresistible.”

I thought, “That ain’t happening honey, but if it makes you book the longer appointment, fine!”

Yep, same and the word 'Play' too. Drives me nuts.

That's the one that makes me get the little bit of sick in mouth too. Yes, let's conflate something that children do with having sex .

I'm coming across a bunch more callers who seem to be like hampsters running on their own little conversation loops, not listening or understanding simple questions. But sometimes I play with them to improve my phone skills

I saw a missed call. I text him that he can ring back.

He seemed to have 2 questions only.
Random- 'I'm at the xxx hotel can you come?'
Me- 'Yes' 
Random-'What time can you come?'
Me- 'What time would you like me to come?' 

This put him in a convo-loop as he wants me to specify the time. My question seems irrelevant to him. So he starts the loop again four times.

Then he asks if he 'has' to give me his room number. I bite my tongue and say 'yes'.

Ok, so he has an interesting if annoying way of communicating. I'm not gonna see him as I don't think I could stay in a room 2 minutes with him before walking out, but I answer politely to see how long till this conversation dissolves.

I ring his hotel thinking he's a waster and suprise, suprise! reception puts me through. He takes it off the hook.

A second later text arrives - 'Please cancel booking, bad attitude  '
30 year old adult, ego fragile as eggshells, makes date with his hand tonight.

Yes Kiss happening daily I was accidentally 15 minutes from him too
I also wanted to test if I was being too harsh on callers, that's why I continued.

Previously I'd just put the phone down, I think that works best now.

Also having ongoing problems with punters who can't stipulate what they want, start conversation with a roundabout question.

Rather than 'can you do a outcall/incall /phone chat/webcam at such a time for such a duration'.

I can't remember the last time I received a message including what time and duration they wanted.
Still get "are you available later?"  when it clearly states on my profile that I am working that particular day and that's even from clients I've seen numerous times and should know better. Then you have to drag every detail from them.
I just think that when they're horny their brain doesn't function properly.

Or every detail comes in a series of single line texts.

This winds me up so much. I have one reg who is so easy in the actual booking and that's the only reason I haven't binned him. He is so frustrating during the booking process as he asks a question per text instead of sending it all in one and sometimes asks the same thing several times when I have already answered. I've now started waiting until he has sent several questions and then replying to all of his questions in one text back. He still sends a few more but it has narrowed it down considerably. 

Celeste
What did he think you were FBI!