Him: Haw much
Me: what time were you thinking of and how long for?
Him: sex

Him: What toys do you have?

Me: A toy train, scalextric set, couple of teddy bears and a yoyo.

Haha!

Him: You like a lot of pussy eating and receiving?

Me: No, I've never eaten cats

Him - What's the earliest you can do today?

Me - I can do 1:30pm

Him - Can we do a little earlier, like 11:30am?

Me -  Do you think I don't understand the concept of 'earliest'?  I...said...what..I...said.

These fools are about to try me today!!!!

This one escalated quite quickly..

Him: When u next available bbe x
Me: Wtf is a bebe?
Him: Sorry was meant to say bbe
Me: Yep not much better. My name is Grace
Him: Sorry I didn't mean to offend
Me: I'm not offended I just don't like being called babe, babe, hun etc.
Him: I'm a actually a decent guy just wanted some female company
Me: You haven't actually given me a meeting time or length?
Him: Can hardly see how im gona enjoy it.this been a dissaster lol
Me: No, a disaster is what's happening in Afghanistan. Better find someone else. Happy hunting
Him Ur a joke

Like seriously?

Grace
We are all apparently called babe hun darling we dont have any other names  🤢
Why dont I just change my escort name to sexy babe -hun

Have no doubt that if you changed your name to sexy babe-hun, they'd still get it wrong or call you something completely different 

“Hi.love.the look. Are u avail, now.are you Working, for sex”

No, I work for money… hmm

Idiot:
Hiya
May I ask
1 hour in my flat
Sex no condom
Pussy licking
Breast licking
Blow job no condom
Intercourse no
condom
Is it possible
Tonight after 11
**post code was put** Westeon super mare

ME: FUCK OFF ** I instantly saved as BB and blocked.