"can you do a car meet, and can we do it in your car"

Hi ***********
Hope you are well. Great profile.
I would like to arrange a really kinky session with you for a 90 mins outcall on Friday 13th August at 1:30pm. I will be staying in a hotel near Paddington station.
I'm 38, an attractive, educated, super kinky professional white male.
I’m seriously into Ass worship and would welcome the opportunity of getting up close and personal with that very sexy bum of yours. Seriously gagging to get my face into that ass and asshole of yours. I do have some very kinky requirements which are outlined below. Hopefully you can help me out ;-)

Session details:
I would love, love you to keep your sexy bum unwashed for our session, preferably for 24hrs or as long as you are comfortable with, so as to create an intoxicating au naturel smell I am absolutely craving for our session. This is a real turn on and I would love to appreciate your natural ass scent. If it’s possible it would be a real turn on if you could go to the toilet prior to the start of our session.
As part of this, I would love for you to soil a pair of smooth light coloured big cotton knickers with a few brown skid marks that could be used during our session.

To start our session it would be good if you could keep the pants on and with your dirty unwashed bum you would tease me , making me stick my nose in deep and inhaling to get off on your prepared dirty ass and knickers.
Then as the session progresses you would take the knickers off, turn them inside out and put them back on with the dirty knickers facing me , to stretch over your bum to repeat the teasing, and sniffing. I was thinking that by pulling the crotch away from your bum you could have me suck on your dirty knickers. Really Nasty ;-)

Eventually I'd like you to take the knickers off and I would then be able to really go to town with you making me put my nose right into your dirty ass and being made to rim and clean your dirty asshole good and proper. Nasty ;-)

Would be great to have lots of filthy chat and encouragement as well as oral & hand relief. It would be great if you could edge me for a big build up to orgasm.
Let me know your thoughts if the above is of interest and if you would be up for it. Really would like to session with you and happy to pay extra for this type of session.

Hopefully we can arrange something for Friday 13th August . Please do confirm ASAP so can confirm arrangements.

Best Wishes,
Ashley
Xx

Maz, I think I’ve told this story but here we go:

After we’re “done”, the client goes to shower🚿(hotel) & says, “Are these towels clean?”

The towels in question are sheet white, perfectly & OCDly folded by yours truly here🙄. Nothing hanging awry, damp, on the floor etc.

Without missing a beat (I was so proud of myself😂), I said, “No, this hotel only gives us dirty ones.”

He dries off with a HAND TOWEL🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️.

In the words of my mother: “What did you think was going to happen?”🙄

Thank you and just one more question... you don't have any STDs or anything?

I tell you, when they start with the 'one last thing' questions it's proof of some douchbaggery.

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