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Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14040 on: 25 November 2020, 05:19:22 pm »
Double post.

fallen angel

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14041 on: 25 November 2020, 11:39:57 pm »
Right exactly I haven’t kissed at all since I came back. I know it’s lost me custom but I just can’t do it.

Of course there’s a risk in close contact, but having worked in public health in another life there is a higher risk of passing any virus on when you exchange saliva. One I prefer not to take.

I'm exactly the same for the same reasons so if they are stupid enough to have a problem with that I'm happy not to see them.

BJC

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14042 on: 27 November 2020, 04:52:11 pm »
Hi Claire, hope you’re well!

Please excuse me if these are silly questions I’m new to this kind of thing, I’ve seen you on adultwork and was interested in the BJ offer. If the 10 mins finishes without orgasm, does it finish there? Just concerned I tend to last a little longer hahah
Thanks!

Translation from Chancer to English:

Can i have 15 minutes for the price of your 10 min blow n go offer?

I politely told him that the logical solution would be to book for 15 minutes so that we're not rushing, or half an hour might be better to be frank as if you think 10 min won't be long enough then 15 minutes might be a bit rushed too? I don't clock watch, however not clock watching and doing 20/30 minutes for the price of 10 are very different things, and it also wouldn't be fair on me or on all my lovely regular clients who pay my full fee.

I think he was hoping for a different answer...
They tried to bury us.
They didn't know we were seeds.

HiddenTalents02

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14043 on: 28 November 2020, 07:10:19 pm »
Just got this text
‘Hiya am handsome do you outcall to ma bed’

Sure .. I’ll be right there  ::)

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14044 on: 28 November 2020, 08:28:00 pm »
Just got this text
‘Hiya am handsome do you outcall to ma bed’

Sure .. I’ll be right there  ::)
Haha!

BethElizabeth

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14045 on: 28 November 2020, 11:14:25 pm »
“Hello, do you always charge or do you also do for free and fun?”

Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14046 on: 28 November 2020, 11:57:15 pm »
“Hello, do you always charge or do you also do for free and fun?”


 ;D ;D ;D

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14047 on: 29 November 2020, 09:31:29 am »
“Hello, do you always charge or do you also do for free and fun?”
Let him try that line at Tesco (or with his utility company), haha!

Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14048 on: 29 November 2020, 02:45:06 pm »
Hey gawjus do u do half now half end of month?

 ::) ::) ::) ::)

BJC

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14049 on: 29 November 2020, 03:28:50 pm »
Hey gawjus do u do half now half end of month?

 ::) ::) ::) ::)

Can you imagine if you agreed then stopped halfway through and said "other half at the end of the month when you've paid the outstanding half gawjus" hahaha a these guys think we're as dumb as them!
They tried to bury us.
They didn't know we were seeds.

Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14050 on: 29 November 2020, 04:28:58 pm »
Hey gawjus do u do half now half end of month?

 ::) ::) ::) ::)
Yes...but only for guys who can spell 'gorgeous' accurately.  Unlucky :(
;D

Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14051 on: 29 November 2020, 07:45:08 pm »
Can you imagine if you agreed then stopped halfway through and said "other half at the end of the month when you've paid the outstanding half gawjus" hahaha a these guys think we're as dumb as them!

Right? I was tempted to reply asking does he pay his bills half at a time, but decided I couldn't be bothered entertaining him whatsoever.

Yes...but only for guys who can spell 'gorgeous' accurately.  Unlucky :(
;D

Must admit...that was the part of the message that irritated me the most.  :D

CelesteManchester

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14052 on: 29 November 2020, 10:49:02 pm »
Hey gawjus do u do half now half end of month?

 ::) ::) ::) ::)

*gawps at you*. I mean, my jaw’s on the ground. I dunno why exactly, I had a guy over here ask to write me a check & not cash it til the following week once.

True story.

So Hannaah? Can I write you a check?😂
An American on a British site, still learning the slang😉

HiddenTalents02

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14053 on: 29 November 2020, 11:08:08 pm »
Wow, the truly great ones come out at night. Another late night text
‘Can I fone you for fone sex am very horny up to you’

*swoon*

BethElizabeth

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14054 on: 30 November 2020, 12:08:58 am »
‘I’m going to be honest, charging anything over 100 an hour should only be for those with D breast size or above. I’d reconsider your rates if I were you. I’m a photographer.’