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Harriet_Lille

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14025 on: 18 November 2020, 11:48:03 am »
Quote from: Christy on 18 November 2020, 08:55:03 am
Subject: Hugh Heffner life
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Hi

You are absolutely beautiful.

My business is taking off and by the end of next year I'll be buying a 10 bed mansion in Surrey with an indoor and outdoor pool, games room, cinema etc and I'm looking for a different girlfriend to live with me for 6 months at a time, having regular sex and maybe orgies.

I'm offering �150,000 each, clothes, shoes, handbags etc and no living costs.

I love your photos and would like to know if you'd be interested in this proposition.

M X

PS. There's also the possibility of marrying me, in which case you would become a very very wealthy young woman.

Hugh Hefner life ;D ;D ;D
Didn’t even bother to reply

Wait a minute, you're actually going to pass up the opportunity to marry him? Living in the house is nice, the money, clothes, handbags etc is a bonus, but surely you wouldn't turn down the opportunity to maybe marry him.
After all, you'd become a very very wealthy woman

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TheLastTime

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14026 on: 18 November 2020, 02:29:19 pm »
Had first cancellation citing Covid-19. Well you weren’t worried when you confirmed 20 minutes earlier dude. Forgive me if I don’t believe you.

I only accepted as Client Eye wasn’t functioning properly so it only showed your multiple spam reports for weird aggressive behaviour when you texted.

I would have cancelled you anyway.
« Last Edit: 18 November 2020, 03:11:44 pm by TheLastTime »
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Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14027 on: 18 November 2020, 05:02:28 pm »
Quote from: Christy on 18 November 2020, 08:55:03 am
Subject: Hugh Heffner life
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Hi

You are absolutely beautiful.

My business is taking off and by the end of next year I'll be buying a 10 bed mansion in Surrey...
Ooh, some hookers have all the luck!
;D
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Supergirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14028 on: 18 November 2020, 05:22:05 pm »
I had a great one today - 'Do you do outdoors?'

It's Wales in November and pissing down!!

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CelesteManchester

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14029 on: 19 November 2020, 03:08:54 am »
Quote from: Supergirl on 18 November 2020, 05:22:05 pm
I had a great one today - 'Do you do outdoors?'

It's Wales in November and pissing down!!

You mean you DON’T want to catch pneumonia? What’s wrong with you?🤷🏼‍♀️

Killjoy🙄😉.
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Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14030 on: 19 November 2020, 11:36:38 am »
Quote from: CelesteManchester on 19 November 2020, 03:08:54 am
You mean you DON’T want to catch pneumonia? What’s wrong with you?🤷🏼‍♀️

Killjoy🙄😉.
Haha!
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curvywench

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14031 on: 19 November 2020, 06:29:16 pm »
Jesus  ;D  reading some of these it's no surprise they have to pay for sex.. Lucky for us, unlucky for them lol
FML lads just really!!!!

As for Covid, the amount of total tossers that want kissing at the minute, errr no chance ffs ya riddled buggers!!
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Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14032 on: 19 November 2020, 06:52:36 pm »
Quote from: curvywench on 19 November 2020, 06:29:16 pm
Jesus  ;D  reading some of these it's no surprise they have to pay for sex...
Haha!
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TheLastTime

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14033 on: 19 November 2020, 07:51:59 pm »
Quote from: curvywench on 19 November 2020, 06:29:16 pm
Jesus  ;D  reading some of these it's no surprise they have to pay for sex.. Lucky for us, unlucky for them lol
FML lads just really!!!!

As for Covid, the amount of total tossers that want kissing at the minute, errr no chance ffs ya riddled buggers!!

Right exactly I haven’t kissed at all since I came back. I know it’s lost me custom but I just can’t do it.

Of course there’s a risk in close contact, but having worked in public health in another life there is a higher risk of passing any virus on when you exchange saliva. One I prefer not to take.
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Snow Whitest

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14034 on: 20 November 2020, 09:53:09 pm »
This one has been trying to book me for a few weeks. Well, I say trying, but he seems incapable of actually giving me a definitive day and time? How on earth is one meant to make a booking without either of those two basic requirements?!

All via AW, I did request text so he sent a message, and then told me via AW message *face palm*

liked profile
Looking for kissing owo different positions and like a lady in heels nice underwear stockings
Pity about this covid at present but would like to meet in future xx

None here as well.i am careful
Possibly in area next week.ill let you know x

Hi maybe in area Thursday or Friday next week you free x

Hi will know better next week and will let you know poss Thursday pm or Friday pm x

nice profile to
Like your list
Are you available x

are you available either Tuesday or Wednesday

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14035 on: 21 November 2020, 12:25:06 pm »
How about a "hello" ?  ??? Message received today in its entirety, from a man with feedback  ???


Would you shit in my mouth if I paid you to?



I just ignored. He either wanted a scat session or a reaction. He received nothing.

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14036 on: 22 November 2020, 04:19:45 am »
Got a bloke on cam (in FREE) who asked about my availability, I said I wasn't meeting anyone right now cos Lockdown. After I switched off cam for the night, I picked up this in my AW inbox:

So what u are telling me is after this lockdown nonsense going on that u will be coming to bounce on my cock! I don’t want anything other than a straight up Licking sucking fucking. What time slots do u offer? In all honesty I’d steal u for a whole dirty weekend lol


Well now. Where do I start with this unmissable offer/request?
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Braziliana

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14037 on: 22 November 2020, 04:24:11 pm »
I'm hardly the first to get a message like the one below, but anyway...

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"Is your 'shag & go' condom or without?  Also, I would like you to be bent over, ready for me.  No talking, no kissing, no touching.  I just get hard, fuck your pussy, then go.  Just wear a nice, skimpy, white thong so I can move it to one side.  Don't even answer the door.  I'll walk in and find you ready for me.  I hope this is ok.  I'm 39 and very genuine."

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I can't repeat what I said in my reply...unless the response of "Fuck off!" is unlikely to cause you any material offence.  Is it?
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TheLastTime

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14038 on: 22 November 2020, 04:51:38 pm »
Quote from: Braziliana on 22 November 2020, 04:24:11 pm
I'm hardly the first to get a message like the one below, but anyway...

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"Is your 'shag & go' condom or without?  Also, I would like you to be bent over, ready for me.  No talking, no kissing, no touching.  I just get hard, fuck your pussy, then go.  Just wear a nice, skimpy, white thong so I can move it to one side.  Don't even answer the door.  I'll walk in and find you ready for me.  I hope this is ok.  I'm 39 and very genuine."

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I can't repeat what I said in my reply...unless the response of "Fuck off!" is unlikely to cause you any material offence.  Is it?
;D

This message is strangely familiar . Ugh 😼
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Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #14039 on: 25 November 2020, 05:18:45 pm »
I came down with food poisoning last week, so I cancelled a few appointments. I gave a reason of "I'm currently ill." to a semi regular. His response was: "I don't mind, we can do other things that don't involve sex" ..... Yes, just what I want while ill, no matter the illness!!

Another one asked if I was working, I said no. He then asks a short time later are you sure you're not working? Let me think....Clearly, I'm so confused I don't know if I am nor not.  :FF :FF :FF
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