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saltysweet

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13230 on: 21 December 2018, 12:28:13 am »
Me -Hello
Him -Where are you?
Me -I'm where it says in the advert, did you read it?
He - (big sigh) There's no point asking me any questions I won't answer them. Thank you goodbye. Click.

That's my line surely ???
« Last Edit: 21 December 2018, 04:51:57 pm by saltysweet »
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Charmaine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13231 on: 24 December 2018, 02:54:42 pm »
Text earlier today

Him :-  U r a Slut
Me :- yes that’s me .
Him :-   Can I c u
Me:- no
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Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13232 on: 24 December 2018, 08:10:36 pm »
Text: Outcall around 10pm girl
Me: As stated on my profile I don't offer outcalls, finish at 9pm and my name is Hannaah.

I haven't been called a girl for 20+ years and it just rubbed me the wrong way!

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LinaBham

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13233 on: 25 December 2018, 03:46:11 pm »
Quote from: Lucie268 on 14 December 2018, 06:48:03 pm
Someone called me today at 5.10pm wanting a booking as soon as possible. I asked him how long it would take him to get to me and he said about 10 minutes, so I suggested 5.20pm which was apparently too late for him  ;D

I hate those types - they usually are nothing but  tws x
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saltysweet

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13234 on: 25 December 2018, 10:00:27 pm »
Me-Hello
Him-Are you the girl with the fat arse :P
Me-click

I own one, but I don't have any bum pics on my profile ???
« Last Edit: 25 December 2018, 10:55:16 pm by saltysweet »
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Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13235 on: 26 December 2018, 12:38:25 pm »
I was hoping the TW would be too busy hungover today to bother me but no such luck.  :FF

Moron 1: Hi baby xxx
Me: My name is Hannaah.
Moron 1: Hi Hannaah do you do facetime?
Me: No.
Moron 1: awwh you're fit xxx
Moron 1: You shave your pussy xxx
Me: All the information you need is on my profile. If you would like to make a booking then please follow the booking procedure laid out on my profile. (Not that he would be accepted  ::) )


Moron 2: What's postcode?
Me: HELLO.  (I've taken to screaming hello at them when they're rude prats.) I am based 5 minutes drive from x. As stated on my profile I do not give my address until a booking is confirmed.

Moron 3: Wasn't a moron and was welcome back to see me again until he called at 2am this morning. Now he isn't welcome back.

Moron 4: Already saved under smelly and overstayed...no thank you!

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Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13236 on: 27 December 2018, 08:14:37 pm »
Subject: booking
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To suggest a meet I've written you a poem

A suggestion for you if I may?
What are you doing on Friday?
Near chester is where you'll find my place
How do you feel about a full day sat on my face?

A day watching Netflix and eating snacks
Sat on my face and chest you can relax
From 9-5 you crush me under your rear
My face getting redder and redder, oh dear

I try to moan it's getting heavy
Trying to watch your show you say 'how dare he'
'It's a privilege to have my arse crushing your face'
'Take it like a man and learn your place'

Tied up I try to struggle against the cuff
You bounce hard and say 'have you had enough?'
'Tough shit I'm going to squash you all day'
'Under my arse is where you're going to stay'

'One girl on my face, another on my chest'
'Double the weight putting my body to the test'
No mercy, no stopping and no safe word
With a face full of ass I won't be heard

Sat there all day you don't give a shit
If I can cope with any of it
Looking forward to our meeting
No sex, just facesitting
I better gets ready and gets the snack in
All day Friday, 250 for the session
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seraphine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13237 on: 27 December 2018, 09:41:14 pm »
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« Last Edit: 26 January 2019, 07:48:18 am by 80s synthetic »
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amy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13238 on: 27 December 2018, 10:44:23 pm »
Quote from: 80s synthetic on 27 December 2018, 09:41:14 pm
Oh, Hannaah, it gave me a shock,
The rate, the lyrics... What a pillock.

They write, never read
prices stated on profile
Another cheap twat


(I like haiku :D)
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seraphine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13239 on: 27 December 2018, 10:55:32 pm »
Quote from: amy on 27 December 2018, 10:44:23 pm
They write, never read
prices stated on profile
Another cheap twat


(I like haiku :D)

Good one!  :D
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DorisDay

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13240 on: 27 December 2018, 10:57:49 pm »
00.23am - Hi
01.14am - Hi
03.20am - Hi
05.37am - Hi
07.45am - Hi
10.48am - Hi

OMFG... :FF :FF :FF
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Charmaine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13241 on: 28 December 2018, 02:29:07 pm »
Probably not that bad as he was polite to start with

Him :- Hello Charmaine can I make a booking with you please
Me :- What day and day are you interested and do you have an AW
Him :Yes my name is xxxx on Aw can I see you this Saturday evening at 7pm,
Me:- It clearly says on my profile I do not see anyone with 0 feedback,
Him :- Oh forget it you silly bitch everyone on AW had 0 feedback to start with .

I am wondering if I was a bit harsh but I take my security very seriously and will possibly see him once he has positive feedback
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saltysweet

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13242 on: 28 December 2018, 05:37:21 pm »
Charm-You're not in any way harsh. ??? Better he shows his colours now than in your room.

I have this rule about booking people who can at least speak a couple words of English.
Points for trying?

Text -`hi do you see Asian guys who can talk like a white guy or the queen ;D?'
« Last Edit: 28 December 2018, 05:47:45 pm by saltysweet »
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PissedOffPrincess

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13243 on: 28 December 2018, 05:50:31 pm »
Quote from: saltysweet on 28 December 2018, 05:37:21 pm
Charm-You're not in any way harsh. ??? Better he shows his colours now than in your room.

I have this rule about booking people who can at least speak a couple words of English.
Points for trying?

Text -`hi do you see Asian guys who can talk like a white guy or the queen ;D?'

I would have to ring him to hear the accent or maybe book him for his sense of humour.

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MissBehaving

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13244 on: 28 December 2018, 06:45:41 pm »
Some prat just placed a 30 hour booking for the princely sum of £80 (starting at 7pm) , to bypass the fact that I am not available after 6pm . I have told him that (by aw mail) over a dozen times in the last year ..... Here comes my first bad feedback  :FF
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