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SimplySinful

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13200 on: 15 November 2018, 03:11:02 pm »
I heard from this guy, not Ibiza but looking for 'fun' but then deactivated his profile so he's maybe made another one.

He's got so many offering to do it for free yeh right that's why he's busy spamming every escort in sight. And not only wanting freebies but acting like an entitled demanding twat.
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someonesomewhere

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13201 on: 17 November 2018, 02:26:35 am »
I currently have 2 I am chatting to via text

One he's booking me for later, and in the meantime sent me this message
i guess i’ll be looking at your pics and imagining what i want to do to you until the morning then!

Yes I told him that was creepy as fuck.

The second with his 14in cock that I am ribbing. He's also sent pictures and clearly photoshopped haha. If I was on my phone it wouldn't as been as obvious lol. He's taking the ribbing from me really well I must admit,.
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LotusFlower

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13202 on: 17 November 2018, 03:00:39 am »
Quote from: Kdub on 15 November 2018, 02:48:13 pm
Email I got from a £10 an hour male escort


Hi ladies. I am at a wedding in ibiza in march. Would you like to be my plus1?

Would like to meet you a few times before we go but i will not be paying for that. As its 2 adults meeting up to see if we get on and bond.

Rules for the holiday are..

Always stay with me and not wonder off for an hour etc

No drinking or 1 or 2 and that is it.

Unlimited sex

Stay respectfull and act lovingly towards me so ppl believe its genuine.

I have ladies offering to do the job for free. So i pay the holiday and expences thats it.

Oh please please please take me!!!
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LotusFlower

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13203 on: 17 November 2018, 03:12:33 am »
I had a guy recently contact me, and all initial contact was respectful and to the point and at regular day time.

Then I got a text at 4am "I have a HUGE 14" cock and my wife won't go near me. She won't even touch me let alone allow me to gag her with it. So I want to fuck you senseless"

Blocked.
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Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13204 on: 18 November 2018, 10:01:49 am »
Quote from: Veggiegal on 17 November 2018, 03:12:33 am
I had a guy recently contact me, and all initial contact was respectful and to the point and at regular day time.

Then I got a text at 4am "I have a HUGE 14" cock and my wife won't go near me. She won't even touch me let alone allow me to gag her with it. So I want to fuck you senseless"

Blocked.

Oh you were supposed to be very greatful according to him!!
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Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13205 on: 19 November 2018, 07:28:06 pm »
Subject:    Hey!

I know this is a little random but hear me out! Have you ever thought about doing a swap of services? I'm a personal trainer based in ** and would gladly coach you as much as you wanted in exchange for an hour of your time each week! Let me know if you think is would benefit you :)
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CurlsnCurves

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13206 on: 21 November 2018, 12:22:13 am »
Quote from: Hannaah on 14 November 2018, 10:24:27 pm
Hi there,
I am new to the area and i am looking for an eacoet to fulfil my fetish. I am looking for rwgular mwets through the year.
I am looking for someone who is ok with me fisting their pussy.
I have done this before and you will probably think it isnt even possible. All women can do it. I would be very gentle and take it at your own pace. And if it gets too much i would stop immediately.
I hope you will be up for atleast having a go at it.
I look forward to your reply and meeting you in person.


I don't know what irritates me more - the spelling, asking for something I don't offer, his incorrect comment of "all woman can do it." or the audacity to tell me what I think!


Send him my way, it's what I do best. And no way can all women take it, what is he thinking???
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VoluptuousCurves

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13207 on: 26 November 2018, 11:38:02 am »
"Do you offer OWO cim at all? I'm based in newtown and would have to travel. By train, how much would it be"

My summary line states "OWO and CIM included"
Throughout my profile it's mentioned at least 3 times.
Both are checked on my Likes list.

But he wonders if I offer it.

Also how the fuck should I know how much your train ticket would be, do I look like fucking Trainline? What a bellend.
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Justine

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13208 on: 26 November 2018, 11:58:04 am »
Email on AW at the weekend, from a man with apparent good feedback (17 of them) but his one sentence request/question put me right off him at the start.

you near the city centre? easy to get to? when you free?

His caps key must have been stuck, god knows what with.  :)
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mlmcardiff

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13209 on: 26 November 2018, 03:19:41 pm »
Booked, then came the pestering emails, the final straw being “Would you send me a nude pic to prove you are not really a man? It’s important to me.”

Where to even start.
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Curvymamma

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13210 on: 29 November 2018, 08:14:11 am »
"Can you do 15 minutes so I can trial You?"

My response "No! I'm not a car!!"

Idiot!
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sammy s

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13211 on: 29 November 2018, 10:53:46 am »
   
Hey there !

I was wondering if you might be able to fit me in today for a very naughty 2 hour incall booking ? I've just been looking through your pictures and your profile and it has certainly caught my eye in a big way ! I hope you dont mind me asking this but i have a rather naughty fantasy im looking at fulfilling and wonder if you might be able to help me on this ? I know this is very very naughty but would i be able to have bare cock all sticky and wet with your lovely pussy juices without me wearing a condom ? I know this isnt normally the done thing but i'd love to do this with you and i leave it completely at your discretion how we can do it together
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VoluptuousCurves

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13212 on: 29 November 2018, 06:30:34 pm »
Quote from: sammy s on 29 November 2018, 10:53:46 am
   
Hey there !

I was wondering if you might be able to fit me in today for a very naughty 2 hour incall booking ? I've just been looking through your pictures and your profile and it has certainly caught my eye in a big way ! I hope you dont mind me asking this but i have a rather naughty fantasy im looking at fulfilling and wonder if you might be able to help me on this ? I know this is very very naughty but would i be able to have bare cock all sticky and wet with your lovely pussy juices without me wearing a condom ? I know this isnt normally the done thing but i'd love to do this with you and i leave it completely at your discretion how we can do it together

Pretty sure I've had this idiot before. Ended up blocking him as he sent me about 20 texts through the night about how "naughty" he was feeling 🙄
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kate_x

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13213 on: 30 November 2018, 01:32:42 pm »
Who knows what this creep was after! I don’t usually respond to texts full stop but was bored in my hotel room on tour!

Him - hi babes do you sniff xxx

Him - or drink

Me - yes I sniff it’s called breathing! Oh and surprise surprise I also drink cos I’m human!

Him - ok u alone x

2 hours later....

Him - shall I cum x
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Lucie268

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #13214 on: 04 December 2018, 07:56:48 pm »
Hi can you help fulfill a fantasy?
Would love to act like we met in a pub went back to yours. We are in your hall kissing, you have a tight dress, or tight top n tight skirt on. Stockings suspenders n skimpy panties but no bra. You are leaning against a wall as we kiss. Taking my hand to rub your breasts gettin you nipples hard, I suck them through your top/dress. You tell me to stop so you can get them out. I use my tongue on them more as you pull your dress up and touch yourself you take your wet fingers rub them on my lips and then tell me to taste you properly I give you oral then we go to the bed room where you ride me
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