Spent an hour getting ready for a client only to have him turn up and be too nervous to buzz my door because, "A guy outside was hanging around in a weird way."
The thing I hate most about this is that, as an experienced sex worker, I still feel so fucking angry about this. It's rare for someone to cancel at the point of arriving at the building but it makes me furious. If you're not ready to walk up to a door and buzz, you're not ready to book an escort. Stop wasting my fucking time!
Unless the guy outside was stabbing someone in the face, just walk past him - what is wrong with you?!

Tempted to message him the bill for the hour and tell him I will expect it posted through by the end of the day but I'd obviously never see the money.

Had a look in the search but couldn't find a thread like this already

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Had a look in the search but couldn't find a thread like this already but if there is, please accept my sincerest apologies.

So I had a strange text this morning which I wanted to share:
"Hi I have a crying fetish. I like seeing and making women cry and licking there tears. can u do this for me what will make u cry"


If you have any funny or weird and wacky requests, let me know! I really hope I don't have a weirdo magnet haha

That one has been doing the rounds for years up and down the country.

I hate this shit - I know clients have to be aware etc. but they are so overly paranoid sometimes. Had a guy message me after a booking saying I had to delete his number and texts because he's going through a divorce (what does he think is going to happen?) and another who was dithering about booking and then said he couldn't come to my area because he has a very distinctive car. Mate calm down you're not that important. So many of them panic at the idea of bumping into someone they know - just make something up it's not that big a deal!

Any hint of nervousness, stupid questions regarding getting stopped at reception etc get cut off at the source & blocked. To cancel last minute for any reason would infuriate me, even more so if the reason was general patheticness, you can't argue with stupidity 

Just had a call could barely hear him so put the phone down. Sent me a text saying how sexy my voice was and I quote

Can you ring me so I can bust a nut to that gorgeous voice?

Neither I or my voice will be replying the cheek of him

A text that just said 'Motherwell call out'

I don't even do outcalls and I have that written on my profile.

Hi there ,
I offer free photographic services to help escorts out if you need new pictures taken by me do  let me know.
Suspect who does free shots unless they want something in return.
Aw member no professional  site details 
its got to be a copy and paste job !!

Just one word on a text

Anal

I replied retentive to which he sent ? I thought he wanted a game of word association plus I was a bit bored at the time