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GG

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12420 on: 07 February 2018, 11:00:09 pm »
And even if you did even one of those things  ?500 is he having a laugh lol
I've just had a guy asking for my 80 service. I ignored him so he text back 2 hours later asking for my 60 service. I told him I'd never had a 60 service. He was offering to send me screenshots of vivastreet to prove it.  :FF  :FF seriously where are some guys heads. Did he really think he could convince me I did offer a ?60 and that I'd meet him .... I thought I'd blocked him but obviously not because then I got a load of text saying "Please tell me the prize" I wasn't sure if he was a bad speller or just a prize plonker!!!
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Worried93

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12421 on: 09 February 2018, 05:37:38 pm »
Me-hi
Idiot-hi are you available
Me-yeah
Idiot- silence
Me-hello?
Idiot-silence
Me-hello can you hear me
Idiot-yeah can you hear me
Me-yeah that's why I replied to you.
Idiot-are you available (a certain time)
Me- I ask for an hours notice
Idiot- okay can I have (in hours time)
Me-sure how long do you want
Idiot-15 minutes
Me- I don't offer that
Idiot-how much is half hour
Me-did you not read any of the profile
Idiot -(obviously disgusted at such a question) ughh na fuck that (hangs up)


 :FF :FF :FF :FF
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Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12422 on: 09 February 2018, 10:41:42 pm »
mmmmm y.u want 2 party asian male -phone number-

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wishlist

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12423 on: 11 February 2018, 05:08:09 pm »
Hiya great profile and pics!

Are you single if I may ask?

Do you like fetish/taboo?

Hope you're having a good weekend.

xxxxx

 ??? ::)
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Anais

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12424 on: 11 February 2018, 07:48:16 pm »
Ya fancy a gangbang  ::)
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GothGirl

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12425 on: 11 February 2018, 07:58:46 pm »
? are you on ? ?

Wtf  ::)
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Dynamite Doll

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12426 on: 11 February 2018, 08:45:58 pm »
Quote from: GG on 11 February 2018, 07:58:46 pm
? are you on ? ?

Wtf  ::)

Out of boredom I would of replied Yes I am on my period and is bleeding heavy.
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Cat_BBW

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12427 on: 12 February 2018, 12:27:17 am »
Quote from: DynamiteDoll on 11 February 2018, 08:45:58 pm
Out of boredom I would of replied Yes I am on my period and is bleeding heavy.

As he was probably wanting period play/chat, it's best not to entertain them lol.
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silkswan

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12428 on: 12 February 2018, 01:16:23 pm »
despite making the effort to write a concise but articulate bio with all the info needed.... so many one liners lately just saying 'u working tonight'... today this guy was like '100 for an hour' when i charge 150 and i couldnt stop myself from replying to them all saying 'what a catch you are, everyone loves an illiterate haggler' even though work is so slow this month! what i really want to say is 'no wonder you have to pay for it if thats how you approach women' but doubtless would end up on punting forums with a fake bad review  ;D
disheartening as hell of late
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TandPJS

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12429 on: 12 February 2018, 02:35:43 pm »
urgh yeah, like all they guys who send messages like "i have a budget of 150" or "fell 20 mins 40euros?"
it's like dude i don't give a shit about your budget! it's not you who decides my prices!

best of these so far was a guy who booked for half an hour where it's just a quickie for me, but wanted to take aaaages, i told him next time to book for an hour but he replied "i don't pay more than 100euros by principle"
BY PRINCIPLE?? i didn't reply but i wish i had saying "i have a principle of respecting myself and not shagging stingy buggers, especially after i've seen how big your flat is!"
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loubyloo

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12430 on: 12 February 2018, 06:44:01 pm »
Text sent at 2am
'Can I come for sex?'
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Seamstress

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12431 on: 13 February 2018, 03:56:54 pm »
"Hi, yeah, I want a booking"
"Great, whereabouts are you based?"
"Exeter"
"I don't think that's really going to work"
"I have a really big cock"
"It'd have to be to reach Edinburgh"
#HangUp
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Marianne

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12432 on: 13 February 2018, 07:16:22 pm »
Quote from: Seamstress on 13 February 2018, 03:56:54 pm
"Hi, yeah, I want a booking"
"Great, whereabouts are you based?"
"Exeter"
"I don't think that's really going to work"
"I have a really big cock"
"It'd have to be to reach Edinburgh"
#HangUp

 ;D :FF ;D :FF

prick "Hi would u b avalible tonite plz"
me "Don't work evenings hun"
prick "ok not even for dinner"
prick " may I ask ur name hun"
me "My name would be on the advert where you found my number and 'I don't work evenings' means just that. For any kind of booking. Even dinner"
prick "Wat ever bye"

OH MY GOOD GOD  :FF :FF :FF
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Anais

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12433 on: 13 February 2018, 10:30:35 pm »
Text:

Hi hun, great pics. If you ever need a gardener let me know.  ???
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Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12434 on: 13 February 2018, 10:32:25 pm »
Quote from: Seamstress on 13 February 2018, 03:56:54 pm
"Hi, yeah, I want a booking"
"Great, whereabouts are you based?"
"Exeter"
"I don't think that's really going to work"
"I have a really big cock"
"It'd have to be to reach Edinburgh"
#HangUp

😀😀😀😀😀😀
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