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SuperCheese

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12405 on: 04 February 2018, 02:18:19 am »
I'm looking for a girl for role-playing fun I like to dress u up as my wife's friends and my mates wives and fuck???

This guy goes by the name of sticky spunky.... errr, just no!
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SuperCheese

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12406 on: 04 February 2018, 01:25:51 pm »
Him: Do hour for 90 later I will visit u as I'm in area
Me: I'll let you have 2 hours totally free. Is that not good enough? Ok, you can have an overnight and I'll pay you, seeing as you must be doing me such a favour.
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Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12407 on: 04 February 2018, 05:08:14 pm »
where r u x

Usually ignored but was super quiet, so I replied.

"r u english"

Internal grumble and eye roll, but answered, albeit rather curtly.

"how much 4 hand job xx"

Lost all patience- All info can be found on my profile, thanks.

Never heard back from him, I wonder why.  ::)
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KittenCandy

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12408 on: 04 February 2018, 05:17:04 pm »
Quote from: SuperCheese on 04 February 2018, 01:25:51 pm
Him: Do hour for 90 later I will visit u as I'm in area
Me: I'll let you have 2 hours totally free. Is that not good enough? Ok, you can have an overnight and I'll pay you, seeing as you must be doing me such a favour.

have they always been this cheeky? seems lately  they are getting braver and braver in haggling.
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Hannaah

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12409 on: 04 February 2018, 08:34:26 pm »
want to come over to the xxx tonight and sub for me for 2 hours?

I don't offer outcalls. I don't work weekends. I don't offer more than 1 hour max for a first time sub service. It is all over my profile I am not currently accepting new clients for submissive bookings. I don't see people with multiple aw accounts. And most importantly, I wont see anyone who is rude enough to not begin a message with hello. #Petty.  :D
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Treetop

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12410 on: 04 February 2018, 11:52:43 pm »
Twice today from user with a surprising amount of feedback "hey hun fancy making a baby tomorrow"   :FF
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Guiltypleasure

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12411 on: 05 February 2018, 12:04:32 am »
Quote from: amy on 24 January 2018, 09:14:50 pm
Tonight's pick of the copypastes ::)

Leaving aside the rest of the boak-fest, Mr 'just finding his way around' has been on AW since 2015 :D
I got this too , although 40 sounds young to me lol !
I just Send back a good luck :)
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Guiltypleasure

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12412 on: 05 February 2018, 12:13:48 am »
I got a 'details' text, that's all at 7am ish , so I sent back "oh that's an unusual hello" so I got back " details please"
I should of sent ....well I kook like sideshow Bob at the moment I drinking a coffee and your pissing me off , but hey I just sent a flurry of bemused ????

I realise some guys are driving etc but FFS  'details '  what the fuck ! Yeah I'm eating a doughnut and organising my nice lovely bookings thanks twathead !
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Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12413 on: 05 February 2018, 08:42:39 am »
They are probably just as bad with
dentist  something like  .. u do  teeth please ?
Doctor  when u free I'm sick ?
Gum clinic .u free u open  I need to cum now ?

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VoluptuousCurves

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12414 on: 05 February 2018, 11:20:12 am »
Quote from: Sugar xxx on 05 February 2018, 08:42:39 am
They are probably just as bad with
dentist  something like  .. u do  teeth please ?
Doctor  when u free I'm sick ?
Gum clinic .u free u open  I need to cum now ?

 :D

Hairdresser: "Come now bring scissors"
Calling child in sick to school: "Johnny ill no scool 2day"
Calling themselves in sick to work: "sick"
Suggesting to best mate they go for a drink after work: "beer"
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Rosesugar

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12415 on: 05 February 2018, 11:25:29 am »
Quote from: VoluptuousCurves on 05 February 2018, 11:20:12 am
:D

Hairdresser: "Come now bring scissors"
Calling child in sick to school: "Johnny ill no scool 2day"
Calling themselves in sick to work: "sick"
Suggesting to best mate they go for a drink after work: "beer"

U want to marry me  c u  what's location postcode ?
I'm in jail luv  u free for visit ?
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MsLadyV87

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12416 on: 05 February 2018, 11:29:16 am »
Quote from: Guiltypleasure on 05 February 2018, 12:13:48 am
I got a 'details' text, that's all at 7am ish , so I sent back "oh that's an unusual hello" so I got back " details please"
I should of sent ....well I kook like sideshow Bob at the moment I drinking a coffee and your pissing me off , but hey I just sent a flurry of bemused ????

I realise some guys are driving etc but FFS  'details '  what the fuck ! Yeah I'm eating a doughnut and organising my nice lovely bookings thanks twathead !

Sorry im just distacted by the fact you were eating a doughnut for breakfast! mmmmmmm living the dream!! mmmmmmm I want a doughnut!  ;D
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MelissaS

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12417 on: 06 February 2018, 01:11:32 pm »
I've just had someone ring me up and I told him I'd send him my postcode and then I'd need him to call me when he arrived outside and as long as I could see him I'd give him the door number to come in.

And he laughed and said 'ok' in a bit of a slightly sarcastic voice.

I'm guessing he must find my security procedures a bit of a joke  ??? but I've cancelled on him as it just gave me the impression he doesn't take the matter seriously. Low and behold he didn't text back either to acknowledge my cancellation so just goes to show.  ::)
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dollar18

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12418 on: 06 February 2018, 02:33:26 pm »
Quote from: MissBehaving on 24 January 2018, 06:39:39 pm

By mail on AW , I Liked the "baby girl" ...I'm 46, the "suger daddy" profile states is 29 .



hello baby girl

how are you?????

come and see me in london on thursday or friday come and party with me i want to take you shopping buy u some sexy clothers , nice shoes and whatever u like i will buy them for you and plus i will give you 300 pound in cash for you i want to be ya suger daddy and boyfriend you are beautiful and sexy

i will meet u in streatham hill train station

call me now ************ jackson


this guy been contacting me the last couple of days with exactly same patter!
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kitty_69

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Re: How not to book an escort,world championships!
« Reply #12419 on: 07 February 2018, 01:07:41 am »
got this one on aw

Hi I like your profile, would you do an overnight at a derby hotel for ?500? The services I'm looking for are kiss, bj, bareback anal and doggystyle


i don't do bareback anal or overnight
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